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BS: Killing the thread

JamesJim 29 Aug 00 - 01:22 AM
hesperis 29 Aug 00 - 01:36 AM
Cobble 29 Aug 00 - 07:18 PM
Little Hawk 29 Aug 00 - 11:13 PM
The Lighthouse 29 Aug 00 - 11:32 PM
Cobble 30 Aug 00 - 08:08 AM
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Little Hawk 30 Aug 00 - 03:32 PM
Bernard 30 Aug 00 - 04:34 PM
hesperis 30 Aug 00 - 06:39 PM
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GUEST,me 06 Sep 00 - 02:44 AM
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Bernard 06 Sep 00 - 01:45 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: JamesJim
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 01:22 AM

Dare I go on? 350 is enough, but when you become so familiar with something, you hate to see it die. Toast!

Jim


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: hesperis
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 01:36 AM

"May you live in interesting times."
- ancient oriental curse.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Cobble
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 07:18 PM

one now has to pose the question " how long is a piece of THREAD'? Mrs. Cobble


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 11:13 PM

As long as the spirit that sustains it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: The Lighthouse
Date: 29 Aug 00 - 11:32 PM

Well this thing just keeps going. How long will it get they ask. Anyway, how long has the LONGEST MUDCAT thread been??? If it's 4 digits then we should let this one fall off now (we'll never make it)!

or will it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Cobble
Date: 30 Aug 00 - 08:08 AM

How much thead could a mudcat thread if a mudcat could thead thread????? Mrs Cobble


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 30 Aug 00 - 01:47 PM

Aw, you're just stringing us along...


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Aug 00 - 03:23 PM

THIS old thing still alive?????

If it is still going next week I am going to take it over to talk about Jesus. I know that will do it in.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Aug 00 - 03:32 PM

Don't be so sure. I love talking about Jesus.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 30 Aug 00 - 04:34 PM

I had a teddy bear once.

He had a squint.

I named him 'Gladly' - after the hymn 'Gladly, my cross-eyed bear'...

I also had a newt.

I called him 'Tiny'.

Why? Because he was my newt...

There! One dead thread!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: hesperis
Date: 30 Aug 00 - 06:39 PM

"You say goodbye, and I say hello" - Wait, that was the other way round originally wasn't it?!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 31 Aug 00 - 02:50 PM

You say yes! I say no! You say why And I say I don't know...

They don't write lyrics like that anymore!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,me
Date: 06 Sep 00 - 02:44 AM

I came back to turn the lights off.

Good night children.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Cobble
Date: 06 Sep 00 - 10:26 AM

Guest me did yu forget to blow that candle out ? mrs. cobble


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lox
Date: 06 Sep 00 - 01:15 PM

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Ratatatatatatatatatat!

Squirt!

sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooffffffffffffff..........POW!

Kick, Punch, Stamp, Bite, Scratch!

Oops......sorry......I didn't mean it.....honest......look, keep away from me you freak lifeform or I'll,...I'll...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

It's coming after me!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllp!

llllllllllooooooooooxxxxxxxxx


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: hesperis
Date: 06 Sep 00 - 01:34 PM

Lox, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?
It's gone now, it'll be alright.
What? The THREAD actually attacked you? Did it manage to do any damage?
Lox................... Lox?

LOX?

Is anybody here?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 06 Sep 00 - 01:45 PM

Don't worry, folks!

Lox is only stringing us all along!!!

Had me in stitches, I can tell you!

Sorry, but this is starting to degenerate into really ropey puns!

Send me a line, and I'll knot do it again...


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Sep 00 - 05:09 PM

New rule: In order to pst to this thread, you MUST read each and every previous post in total. There will be a quiz. That should discourage the more impulsive in the group.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Sep 00 - 05:27 PM

What? Every single time we call up the accursed thing? Get real! I've read them all once, but I ain't goin' back and doing it all over again. I had a life once (before Mudcat) and I intend to find it again someday.

Whaddya take me for?

Whaddya want?

Whaddya think?

Who's impulsive???


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lox
Date: 06 Sep 00 - 09:08 PM

Phew!... (pant, pant ...) I got away....

wait a minute .......

OH NO! - THERE IT IS! - QUICK! - RUN!......


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,Maybe this?
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 10:04 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,as above
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 10:08 AM

Sorry, I hit 'enter'by mistake. I didn't read this thread, it's too long. Just want to say that I always hit the 'refresh' button before I post on any site, everything moves much faster that way. Cheers


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 10:11 AM

Just on the border of your waking mind
There lies a place
Where darkness and light are one
And as you tread the halls of sanity
You feel so glad you cannot go beyond
I have a message from another time...

"Why do I wear a grenade around my neck? Because someday I'm gonna pull the pin so I can see what's on the other side..."


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lox
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 10:14 AM

.......sorry, can't stop ........ (puff, puff)......


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 10:28 AM

Take that, you hound! And that! And that! And that! And that!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lox
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 10:39 AM

WATCH OUT MBO! IT'S BEHIND YOU......

Here take this flame thrower if you're not going to use your grenade for something sensible.

In fact, give that to me........

NOW LETS GET THE F**K OUT OF HERE!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 10:47 AM

Computer, initialize self-destruct sequence. Overide level 6 security clearance an authority of Lieutenant Mbo, clearance Gamma 47.

Access granted. Initializing self-destruct sequence. Self-destruction will occur in 60 seconds...55 seconds...


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lox
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 10:51 AM

THAT'S MY COOKIE YOU MORON.....

TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 12:47 PM

I trust that both Mbo and Lox have been turned into teeny little bits of space flotsam now, drifting into eternity...

Here's a limerick:

This thread is the absolute worst
In fact, I believe it's accursed
It's giving me fits
Cos it simply won't quite
While my budgerigar's dying of thirst


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lox
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 12:53 PM

Can somebody pass me my legs please, oh, yeah, and my arms.....

Actually, does anyone here know anything about emergency reconstructive surgery,.....

I'm not putting anyone under pressure, it would just be really handy....

OK! I'm gonna pull myself together.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 01:06 PM

My appendages...I just can't stand when we're apart!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lox
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 01:12 PM

Have you had your appendix out recently then or something?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 01:17 PM

Only to the local coffee shop.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lox
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 01:26 PM

I didn't know that appendices smoked.

I suppose that they probably burn as easily as the prologue and the table of contents though, so I shouldn't really be so surprised.

Wait a minute, are you advocating the burning of books?

So that's why you carry a hand grenade around!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,Yum Yum
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 02:55 PM

Little Hawk, what would you rather bee or a wasp?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 03:11 PM

Little Hawk would rather be a psychotic astronaut.

Just dropping by to be sure everyone's having a great time and it appears they are. See y'all round da' campus.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lox
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 07:55 PM

Fee Fi Fo Fum!

I smell the blood of a mudcat forum!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 11:05 PM

Hi Spaw. Always nice to get a little communique from the Neal Young Centre For The Terminally Screwed...

A psychotic astronaut would be kinda fun. I would get to be around the stars, after all, or I could always just stay on Mudcat and annoy you.

A magician from eastern Brazil
Discovered a magical pill
He swallowed it whole
Threw up in a bowl
And left it to Spaw in his will

Bwah-hah-hah-hah!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 11:15 PM

Skiff is on vacation so we're not taking any new admissions at the NYCFTTS until he returns Hawk. But when he returns, be sure to check in and ask him for the special David Bowie Insipid and Vacuous Suite. Space Oddity plays in the room 24 hours a day. You'll love it.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,God
Date: 07 Sep 00 - 11:59 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lox
Date: 08 Sep 00 - 08:55 AM

Hey, God,

I didn't realise you were so homophobic.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: sledge
Date: 08 Sep 00 - 11:32 AM

I think I can feel my mind going.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lox
Date: 08 Sep 00 - 12:02 PM

Excellent. I can't believe you've actually managed to start it up at last.

Well done.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Sep 00 - 01:23 PM

He probably jump started it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Morticia
Date: 08 Sep 00 - 09:04 PM

I can't believe this bloody thing is still going......we've tried poison, shooting,disintegration and boring it to death........I think that anyone who subscribes to it after this should pay a fine to Max....$10 or 5 or the currency of whichever nationality offends first......there.....that should stop the bugger.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Sep 00 - 09:19 PM

I don't know Max, so I'm not paying him. I had a lot of time to think while this interminable abomination of a thread loaded, and I have just one question to ask:

WHO PURLOINED THE SELF-DESTRUCT MECHANISM???


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: hesperis
Date: 08 Sep 00 - 09:37 PM

It wasn't purloined, because it wasn't written into the code. Max should probably delete this entire thread. As long as it's on the server, people are going to be dumbasses and post to it.

Ooops! Jest called me sylph a dumbass!
(I don't even play bass!)

Can somebody take over this thread and talk about something interesting?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 08 Sep 00 - 10:20 PM

Almost to 400?! Jesus H. Christ! Good number to let it DIE DIE DIE at, eh? You guys push it up two more, and it'll be so purdy and round! Then stop!

Like you'll ever stop! Addicts! ;

---Lepus Rex


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: JamesJim
Date: 08 Sep 00 - 10:45 PM

Here's 399. Who wants to go for 400?

Jim


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,sunny
Date: 08 Sep 00 - 10:46 PM

and the beat goes on, yeah the beat goes on drums keep pounding rhythm to the brain la di da di dee la di da di dah.....


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