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BS: Killing the thread

Quincy 10 Aug 00 - 09:09 PM
death by whisky 10 Aug 00 - 09:27 PM
Albetorss 10 Aug 00 - 09:36 PM
Bernard 11 Aug 00 - 04:06 AM
Lena 11 Aug 00 - 04:19 AM
CarolC 11 Aug 00 - 04:43 AM
Quincy 11 Aug 00 - 05:56 AM
Lena 12 Aug 00 - 04:07 AM
Bernard 12 Aug 00 - 04:27 AM
Lena 12 Aug 00 - 04:40 AM
Sailor Dan 12 Aug 00 - 07:18 AM
GUEST,mICKEY191 12 Aug 00 - 09:03 AM
Bernard 13 Aug 00 - 12:08 AM
Sailor Dan 13 Aug 00 - 08:27 PM
The Shambles 14 Aug 00 - 04:37 PM
Bernard 14 Aug 00 - 04:45 PM
Jon Freeman 14 Aug 00 - 04:52 PM
Bernard 14 Aug 00 - 04:55 PM
death by whisky 14 Aug 00 - 08:40 PM
Gomez 15 Aug 00 - 04:31 AM
catspaw49 22 Aug 00 - 01:44 AM
Bernard 22 Aug 00 - 03:23 PM
Little Hawk 22 Aug 00 - 03:38 PM
catspaw49 22 Aug 00 - 03:48 PM
Liz the Squeak 22 Aug 00 - 05:09 PM
Kim C 22 Aug 00 - 05:33 PM
Cobble 22 Aug 00 - 05:56 PM
Jim Krause 23 Aug 00 - 05:04 PM
JamesJim 24 Aug 00 - 01:01 AM
hesperis 24 Aug 00 - 01:02 AM
Little Hawk 24 Aug 00 - 01:22 AM
hesperis 24 Aug 00 - 01:38 AM
Little Hawk 24 Aug 00 - 01:42 AM
hesperis 24 Aug 00 - 01:56 AM
Morticia 24 Aug 00 - 10:10 AM
hesperis 25 Aug 00 - 02:51 AM
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Cobble 26 Aug 00 - 09:23 PM
Banjer 27 Aug 00 - 04:49 AM
tar_heel 27 Aug 00 - 02:57 PM
Little Hawk 27 Aug 00 - 03:43 PM
Banjer 27 Aug 00 - 03:51 PM
Lox 27 Aug 00 - 10:14 PM
Little Hawk 27 Aug 00 - 10:27 PM
Sailor Dan 27 Aug 00 - 10:34 PM
Lox 27 Aug 00 - 11:59 PM
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Little Hawk 28 Aug 00 - 02:39 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Quincy
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 09:09 PM

Seems like it's dead!! Time for me to perform the autopsy................!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: death by whisky
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 09:27 PM

Dammit.Gone blank.On the tip of my tounge it was.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Albetorss
Date: 10 Aug 00 - 09:36 PM

It's a norweigian Blue it is an ex thread it has ceased to be

oop sorry wrong thread, I was after the 100 line thread


Click here


-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 11 Aug 00 - 04:06 AM

We've passed the 300 mark.

Is this a record?

NO!!

Don't be silly, a record is a round black thing with a hole in the middle...


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lena
Date: 11 Aug 00 - 04:19 AM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Aug 00 - 04:43 AM

On July the 18th, Terry K posted the following to this thread:

"Seems the only sure fire way to get a thread to last a long time is to say something about Ireland. Doesn't seem to matter what."

Well, since I've been a member of the Mudcat, I've killed at least one, and now possibly two threads by talking about Ireland. I don't know why, exactly, but in Ireland, I seem to have the knack for clearing a room. So maybe this post will kill the thread.

Best regards to everyone, Carol


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Quincy
Date: 11 Aug 00 - 05:56 AM

I hear you Carol but the only trouble is that some of us Irish didn't only kiss the Blarney Stone but we took a bite out of it!!!!
So we can talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk...........

best wishes, Yvonne (who was vaccinated with a gramophone needle!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lena
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 04:07 AM

"La vuoi sapere la Novella dello Stento che dura tanto tempo e che non finisce mai?!"

"Si!"

"Ma non si dice di si' alla novella dello stento che dura tanto tempo e che non finisce mai!!!! Allora,la vuoi sapere la Novella dello Stento che dura tanto tempo e che non finisce mai?!"

"No."

"Ma non si dice di no alla Novella dello Stento che dura tanto tempo e che non finisce mai! Allora,la vuoi sapere la Novella dello Stento che dura tanto tempo e che non finisce mai?!"

"Bau Bau Uga Uga"

"Ma non si dice Bau Bau Uga Uga alla Novella dello Stento che dura tanto tempo e che non finisce mai...."


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 04:27 AM

Couldn't have put it better myself...


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lena
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 04:40 AM

I didn't believe in miracles before getting stuck to this thread.Bernard,I've got another one for you:

"Dimmelo e Dammelo andarono in guerra.Dammelo mori'.Chi rimase?!" "Dimmelo."

"Allora ricomincio: Dimmelo e Dammelo amdarono in Guerra.Dammelo mori'.Chi rimase?!" "Dimmelo."

"allora ricomincio.....etc..."


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Sailor Dan
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 07:18 AM

Jeez,

There trying to kill a thread So now their talking in tongues.

I think I'll just get out the old shotgun with the birdshot in it and try and blow it away.

Sailor DAn.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,mICKEY191
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 09:03 AM

when I go to a funeral I want to know what the hell the bereaved are saying about the departed one. Let's have a translator explain and throw a rose on the grave. Then we'll cover the poor bastard up and meet at the nearest pub. Peace! Is it over?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 13 Aug 00 - 12:08 AM

Ooh, Lena, you silver tongued temptress, you!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Sailor Dan
Date: 13 Aug 00 - 08:27 PM

Ok its time, I have the thread wrapped and tied to the back of the boat. I'll just drag it out into the Gulfstream and drown it. And if it doesnt sink I let it go and have the gulfstream float it to Iceland

Goodbye old thread. To the archives you go.

Sailor DAn


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: The Shambles
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 04:37 PM

Over to our Iceland members........


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 04:45 PM

At least there was a piece of music specifically written for the death of this thread...

The 'Last Post'...

Dudooooooooo

Dudooooooooo

Dudoot doot dudoooooo

Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 04:52 PM

If one were to read the "Why is Mudcat so slow" thread, they would realise that resources are tied up while a thread is being processed. Please consider the time that this one takes to download and at least think about a killing the thread #2 if this must be continued. I could be wrong on this but it appears that 2 or more shorter threads are far less of a strain on the MC resources than processing something of this size.

Jon


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 04:55 PM

Lighten up!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: death by whisky
Date: 14 Aug 00 - 08:40 PM

Removol,wake,mass,burial.Lets here it for tradition.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Gomez
Date: 15 Aug 00 - 04:31 AM

I know of a damp, dark place where it could be entombed for a long, long time. Unless, of course, you do not wish it to be happy?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Aug 00 - 01:44 AM

Well I'm still up with a sick kid. Michael never gets sick and on the rare occasions that he does, he wants to talk. Anyway, I was just sitting here and thought............What the Hell?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 22 Aug 00 - 03:23 PM

And why not, indeed!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 00 - 03:38 PM

Unbelievable. A thread called "killing the thread" and it's now at 323 postings. If "jerks" like me didn't keep reacting to things like this, we could kill this damned thread and be done with it. If you think I'm going to read the whole thing, you're crazier than I am.

I am going to go and fill up the bathtub with hot water.

Then I will take this entire computer and drop it in.

That should do it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Aug 00 - 03:48 PM

Nice to see you Hawk, sorry you won't be around anymore...........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Aug 00 - 05:09 PM

Geez, this thing is going longer than Jerry Springer!!!

It's running longer than The Mousetrap, and it is rapidly becoming a danger to shipping!!

Please, mercy killing? Let's hear it for euthanasia? Bring on the Syrian Suicide squad.....!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Kim C
Date: 22 Aug 00 - 05:33 PM

AHA! It was Colonel Mustard in the Library with a Candlestick!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Cobble
Date: 22 Aug 00 - 05:56 PM

RIP


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Jim Krause
Date: 23 Aug 00 - 05:04 PM

Refresh


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: JamesJim
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:01 AM

I am so inspired by this that I have decided to see how long I can twiddle my thumbs.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: hesperis
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:02 AM

Little Hawk, you should never have posted to this. You're the one with the talent for starting threads that go on for a verrrry long time...
And why did you do it? I wouldn't have thought that an energizer bunny like this one would be appetizing to hawks - too much plastic and metal. And the fuzzy nylon stuff gets in your beak...

Spaw, let's get it up to 350, ok?

You know, I have this horrible fear that I've killed it now. I start a thread and get like, 2 responses. I write something about Guy Fawkes in the British and American Cultural Differences 2 thread, and someone (*hrumpf*) thinks it was celticblues5 who wrote it!

I think I'll go back to the Greenman now... I need a drink... and sympathetic company...
I'm a thread-killer. *sob*

~*sirepseh*~

329, as far as I know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:22 AM

DIE, VILE THREAD!!!! DIE!!! Oops...


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: hesperis
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:38 AM

LH - You're not going to let me have the (dis)honour of killing this thing, are you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:42 AM

That's odd, hesperis, your message clearly is labelled as having gone in at 1:38 AM, and my machine presently thinks that it's 1:33 AM. Could this be a time warp? I have a sickening feeling that this thread will just go on and on forever.

You're it! (Oh, check your PM's)


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: hesperis
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 01:56 AM

I was on another computer today for workplace number 2, and it thought the time was 3 am instead of 3 pm, and the 24th already. It really messed me up for a second...

Tag! You're it!

(Now, where're Spaw, and LTS, and Morticia...)


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Morticia
Date: 24 Aug 00 - 10:10 AM

Did I hear my name mentioned? Oh noooooo, not here??? I promised myself, no more posting to this damn thread!! O.k.< deep breath> I can give it up anytime I want to!And this is it......probably.........


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: hesperis
Date: 25 Aug 00 - 02:51 AM

Sorry. I escaped from...


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: hesperis
Date: 26 Aug 00 - 02:45 PM

...work, and I just couldn't resist posting to this thread. I know it is incredibly bad taste, especially now that almost everybody else doesn't think this thread is funny anymore, but I had had to do it. Somebody's gotta.
Just chalk it up to one of those almost-three-AM brain farts, that seem absolutely brilliant at the time.

You know, I think it is long past time for this thing to actually die.
Farewell, have a nice time in thread oblivion...


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Cobble
Date: 26 Aug 00 - 09:23 PM

R.I.P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Banjer
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 04:49 AM

I'll put it to rest, I feel like the Rodney Dangerfield of Mudcatville


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: tar_heel
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 02:57 PM

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!IT'S DEAD.........NOW WHAT???


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 03:43 PM

Somebody get a wooden stake. Or some garlic. This thing has got to be eliminated.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Banjer
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 03:51 PM

Wooden stake(steak) and garlic? Sounds good to me. Give my wife the juiciest steak you can find and she'll find a way to make a wooden steak out of it, guaranteed.....!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lox
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 10:14 PM

I tried posting to this thread yesterday, (so that I could kill it of course) but it didn't work for some reason, so I am just posting this message to reassure you all that this time it really is over. There's nothing more to worry about. This thread hasn't got a chance. It'll be dead before the night is through.

Trust me! (why do those words always sound so insincere when used in conjunction with each other like that.)

lox


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 10:27 PM

You have to ask yourself what sort of idiot would still post to this damn thread after all this time...


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Sailor Dan
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 10:34 PM

Well I'll be damned, you go away for two weeks and a thread that is supposed to have been killed by many diabolical methods is still here waiting to be killed. Its just like the red ants in my garden, the more ant killer I put on them, the bigger they get.

Sailor DAN


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Lox
Date: 27 Aug 00 - 11:59 PM

Gasp...Wheeze!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 28 Aug 00 - 02:07 PM

I've tried setting traps, tried industrial strength rat poison, but still this bugger won't go away.

It seems to have a life all of its own, which is more than can be said for the poor sods who keep posting to it. Present company excepted, of course!!!

What IS the fatal fascination for this thread? After all, it's not actually ABOUT anything, is it? OR IS IT?

Maybe that's it - subliminal messages from another dimension - try saying THAT when you're sober!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Aug 00 - 02:39 PM

It WAS about something once....go way back to the start and you will see that it was...but it's hard to say what it's about now. Sort of like the political parties in the USA and Canada and just about everywhere else...Ha! Ha!

Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser of two evils?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 28 Aug 00 - 06:16 PM

Or, indeed, the lesser of two weevils!?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Bernard
Date: 28 Aug 00 - 06:19 PM

It's debatable whether it WAS ever about anything, or nothing in particular.

At least I get to be 350...


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