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BS: Killing the thread

Mbo 27 Jul 00 - 08:56 PM
catspaw49 27 Jul 00 - 09:09 PM
Noreen 27 Jul 00 - 09:13 PM
Morticia 27 Jul 00 - 09:15 PM
catspaw49 27 Jul 00 - 09:40 PM
Homeless 27 Jul 00 - 10:23 PM
catspaw49 27 Jul 00 - 10:34 PM
KT 27 Jul 00 - 10:38 PM
Mbo 27 Jul 00 - 10:42 PM
catspaw49 27 Jul 00 - 10:46 PM
Homeless 27 Jul 00 - 10:46 PM
GUEST,Ethelthread the Unthready 27 Jul 00 - 11:16 PM
KT 27 Jul 00 - 11:25 PM
wysiwyg 27 Jul 00 - 11:33 PM
Mbo 27 Jul 00 - 11:38 PM
wysiwyg 27 Jul 00 - 11:46 PM
Liz the Squeak 28 Jul 00 - 12:15 AM
GUEST,Ditzee Lee 28 Jul 00 - 01:35 AM
Gervase 28 Jul 00 - 05:04 AM
catspaw49 28 Jul 00 - 08:17 AM
wysiwyg 28 Jul 00 - 08:48 AM
Allan C. 28 Jul 00 - 09:54 AM
sophocleese 28 Jul 00 - 10:12 AM
GUEST,Paddy(1) 28 Jul 00 - 10:31 AM
Morticia 28 Jul 00 - 11:10 AM
Liz the Squeak 28 Jul 00 - 12:29 PM
sophocleese 28 Jul 00 - 01:36 PM
sophocleese 28 Jul 00 - 01:41 PM
katlaughing 28 Jul 00 - 01:49 PM
Morticia 28 Jul 00 - 03:04 PM
Homeless 28 Jul 00 - 08:21 PM
GUEST,Paddy(1) 28 Jul 00 - 08:46 PM
Morticia 28 Jul 00 - 09:03 PM
GUEST,Paddy(1) 28 Jul 00 - 09:06 PM
Noreen 28 Jul 00 - 09:44 PM
catspaw49 28 Jul 00 - 09:48 PM
Ebbie 28 Jul 00 - 09:57 PM
Liz the Squeak 29 Jul 00 - 05:18 AM
Morticia 29 Jul 00 - 06:56 AM
Micca 29 Jul 00 - 08:10 AM
boz 29 Jul 00 - 08:23 AM
Noreen 29 Jul 00 - 09:57 AM
Homeless 29 Jul 00 - 11:03 AM
The Shambles 29 Jul 00 - 12:06 PM
catspaw49 29 Jul 00 - 12:15 PM
Gervase 29 Jul 00 - 02:14 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Mbo
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 08:56 PM

You wouldn't believe how fast this thread loads!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 09:09 PM

This gay guy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what....and with which....and to whom!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Noreen
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 09:13 PM

Goodnight, England and the colonies....... :o)


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Morticia
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 09:15 PM

Oh, well if it's going to be like that!

" There was a young lady from Todd
Who wanted a baby from God
But it wasn't the Almighty
Who crept up her nightie
Twas the vicar, the dirty old sod"


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 09:40 PM

There was a young man from Stoke
Who took out a girl for a poke.
He pulled down her pants,
Fucked her into a trance,
And then shit in her shoe for a joke.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Homeless
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 10:23 PM

There once was a pirate named Bates
Who did the fandango on skates
'Til he fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 10:34 PM

This thread's harder to kill then a rat.
And we're wielding a big fuckin' bat.
With which we're willing to thump
The last poster, a chump!
And the biggest asshole on the 'Cat.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: KT
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 10:38 PM

There once was a ne'er ending thread
t'would not be declared truly dead
Each time someone tried
to kill it, with pride,
Some 'Catter revived it instead!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Mbo
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 10:42 PM

Oh, untimely death...

--Matt (if you don't get it, please bother to ask)


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 10:46 PM

Alright........Let's talk about Meebo's genitals instead.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Homeless
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 10:46 PM

At living it has passed the test.
But revive? Surely you jest!
This singular thread
Can't be close to dead.
'Twon't lie still long enough for a REST.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,Ethelthread the Unthready
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 11:16 PM

From L.A. to the famed Hindu Kush
Philosophers, sadly, still blush.
For when asked to decide
if this is threadicide,
or a pre-juvenile orgasmic rush.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: KT
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 11:25 PM

Okay, Homeless, you may be quite right!
No hope for the end is in sight
'Though its heart hasn't ceased
It's sickly, at least
And it's surely put up a good fight!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 11:33 PM

The games can continue all night
(Or all "day," if EST's not right).
In this thread or that,
With entendre or bat,
But I hate it when Mudcatters fight.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Mbo
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 11:38 PM

Tom began whacking them with a branch, which of course only made them madder!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Jul 00 - 11:46 PM

CPR was given-- crappy posting resuscitation.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 12:15 AM

Can I go home now please?

LTS

And that wasn't a hat. Next time I'll leave the aardvark at home. I mean, all I did was walk along the street and find him there. My mate suggested I take him to the zoo. I did and he liked it so much I thought we'd go to the pictures. He can't help it if his eyesight is bad..... can he? Nice tongue though....


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,Ditzee Lee
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 01:35 AM

Like, wow, man, way cool, like where's everyone goin'? Isn't there, like, a late show? I mean, like I told my stupid mother I was gonna be late! Oh, man, this is like totally such a bummer, like anyone know if we can still get some popcorn at least? Like everywhere else in this stupid town is like totally closed, ya know, like this is the only place open and like, ya know, we can't just go home..No waaay, yuck, like it's just dullsville, ya know what I mean? Like the other night, when Tommy Tuner came to town, like he's Sara's cousin from up the valley, ya know, like well, really awesome dude, ya know? Ummm, like, ummmm, ummmm, oh, yeah! Like when Tommy came, it was like SO cool 'cause he like had his parent's beemer, oh I know! It was like SO totally cool, and like, well his parents and mine are like good friends, like gag me I think they really like each other, ya know, anyways, like we got to go ride around with him and we went to the beach, ya know and like, ummm....um....well, like um...we had a really good time, it was totally awesome! But, man he split with that skanky bitch, Lori and Hey! What is goin' on with this show? Man, like I thought there was a late show...my mom is gonna be so pissed if I call her early, ya know, like she'll probably ground me and, like it won't even be MY fault if, like all these old farts, ya know, like don't want to show it again, like ya know? Totally...


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Gervase
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 05:04 AM

Liz, we knew we were safe. After all, remember the old phrase 'Aardvark never hurt anyone'?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 08:17 AM

So where's Allan? I mean like he started this turkey with the compelling thread title.

ALLAN!!! ALLAN!!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: wysiwyg
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 08:48 AM

LOL. EVERY MUDCAT THREAD has a person who posted last and therefore killed it (till it's eventual and assured resurrection, cuz thanks to Max, they are all SAVED.).

It's clear to me now. This isn't a clique. It's Death Row for Serial Thread Killers.

I'm going over the wall. Anyone got a tunnel started?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Allan C.
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 09:54 AM

I wish I were a little egg
A-sittin' in a tree
So I could fall out of my nest
And cover thee with me.

That isn't directed at anyone at all, BTW. It just popped into my mind and it is so hard to work it into everyday postings.

This thing has surpassed its usefulness. I wash my hands of it, shake the dust from my sandals...


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: sophocleese
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 10:12 AM

"...and day will fade to dusk, lit by the smell of barbecues." ELEANOR OLDROYD, Radio 4

Sorry just had to post this I found on Private Eye online.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,Paddy(1)
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 10:31 AM

I told you 51 messages ago that this thread was mine.

Give me some pleasure in my life.

Thanks y'all

P(1)


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Morticia
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 11:10 AM

Paddy dear, I'd love to oblige but we are taught, are we not, that getting what we want without striving is very bad for us? So, go on, strive us to distraction :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 12:29 PM

Is it going to make it to 200? Will someone circumsize it before it gets to 180?? The suspense is .............


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: sophocleese
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 01:36 PM

definitely not killing the tread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: sophocleese
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 01:41 PM

tHread, dammit, thread!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 01:49 PM

Let's see if ole' < href=http://www.teleport.com/~gumball/fanthorpe.htm>Lionel Fanthorpe can help out a little. This is from his campy sci-fi book called "Dark Continuum"...seems a fitting title for this thread:

"She screwed up the securing diagram and was overwhelmed by a sudden desire to clean her teeth. It became the be all and end all of existence for a few seconds. The desire to clean her teeth grew absolutely compulsive, she could have no more resisted it than she could have flown unaided between two planets.

Moving quickly from the radio to her living quarters, she squeezed a little water into a plastic container and put a few dabs of toothpaste on her brush. She slipped the brush into her mouth and pressed the small button in the end which activated its electric motor. The bristles-soft, gentle bristles, guaranteed not to damage the enamel or the gum-moved swiftly against the teeth. She began with the top left molars, worked round to the bicuspids, and came round again from them to the incisors, the canines, the laterals and the centrals.

Once she had reached the front of her mouth, she-changed her grip on the brush so that it moved round to the top right, travelling over the bicuspids and molars as it moved. Coming down the sides of her teeth, she paused and took a deep breath, placed a little more paste upon the brush and moved it round again this time beginning with the actual chewing surface of the upper right molars, coming round and cleaning again between the crevices until she had worked round to the left-hand molars.

Once more she put paste on the brush in this same elaborate ritual and concentrated her attention now upon the inside of the upper left molars, the inside of the upper left bicuspids, round across the incisors and so back to the right-hand masticators. She rinsed the brush, reapplied the paste and repeated the whole ritualistic process with the lower teeth. She cleaned the brush very carefully and then, in a set way, put it back and moved back towards the radio set.

She had taken barely a dozen paces when she was assailed by a horrible thought that she had not cleaned the top left inside molars. She stood in an agony of uncertainty for five minutes, then went back to the bathroom area of her living quarters, recharged the brush and carefully cleaned again the top left molars on their inside surfaces. She looked at her reflection in the mirror; it foamed back at her like a rabid dog.

"This time I have done them all," she said. "What about the bottom inside molars?" asked her reflection. "I have done them all," said Marian firmly. "If you have forgotten them the bacteria responsible for dental caries will get in," said the voice in her mind. "It is no good being clean on the outside if you have forgotten the inside. Are you sure you have done the left inside?" "Yes, I have, I have." Marian picked up her toothbrush and flung it savagely across the dome; it bounced from the thick plastic glass and broke on the floor.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Morticia
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 03:04 PM

Lord help us, 6 paragraphs on teeth cleaning.......where do you find them, Kat?
I was watching an amazing old black and white movie called Silver River ( Clark Gable, some woman or other)this afternoon, and at one point Gable says to the bad guys " If you're going to seize my equipment, you could at least sit down and have a drink with me first"........laugh? I thought my pants would never dry!Were peoples minds cleaner back then?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Homeless
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 08:21 PM

Morticia - NO, they weren't cleaner back then. My X used to watch those old movies and I was stunned at some of them. What movie ws it that "Singing In the Rain" first appeared in? Anyway, one the the characters in that movie was named "Anytime Annie" - for the reason that first comes to mind. They just didn't cuss back then, but the content was still there.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,Paddy(1)
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 08:46 PM

Morticia

No wonder I never had kids, I could never finish anything !

I quit

Paddy(1)


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Morticia
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 09:03 PM

ahhhhh, Paddy, come back and play.....we're nearly up to 200


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: GUEST,Paddy(1)
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 09:06 PM

For you, Morticia

Paddy(1)


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Noreen
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 09:44 PM

Think it was "Singing in the Rain", Homeless! :0)

Noreen


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 09:48 PM

Well, what's next? We haven't talked about snot yet. That's always entertaining...............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jul 00 - 09:57 PM

Last night I was at a public meeting discussing the hot topic of noise abatement. The expert who is going to be setting his monitors around town to ascertain noise levels says in connection with whether quiet nights negate data from the noisy, helicopter-hammered days, "Well, when you have a nighttime that doesn't have any noise, well, I guess you just got screwed." Everyone titters and he says, "That's skewed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Jul 00 - 05:18 AM

That's a song by the Bee Gees isn't it? Booger nights??

Or that ghastly thing from 4 weddings -

There's sticky on my fingers,
There's sticky on my toes
There's sticky in my ear'ole, It's coming from my nose......

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Morticia
Date: 29 Jul 00 - 06:56 AM

Did I ever tell you guys the story about when my son was about six or seven and I watched him carefully picking a scab from his ( constantly) scabby knees? I didn't stop him 'cos I figure picking scabs is one of the chief joys of childhood.......anyways, he gets the thing off, more or less in it's entirety and then holding it carefully starts upstairs. 'Where are you going?' I ask, deeply puzzled........and he said those words every mother dreads and which have haunted me ever since ;" I'm going to add it to my collection". That gross enough for you Uncle Pat?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Micca
Date: 29 Jul 00 - 08:10 AM

I have looked into this thread quite late
and am finding that the contents grate
It should be long dead
as many have said
it is long,long past its sell by date


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: boz
Date: 29 Jul 00 - 08:23 AM

What a thread - this makes 194!

Better than my thread - it reached the dizzy height of 2.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Noreen
Date: 29 Jul 00 - 09:57 AM

What was that one, boz- maybe we should continue this there? Or is everyone going for the All-Time All-Comers (non-cliquie) Open World Record for thread length?

Noreen

(love the story, Morticia)


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Homeless
Date: 29 Jul 00 - 11:03 AM

Noreen - you can sure tell where my priorities lay, can'tcha? I can remember the songs out of the movie, but don't remember the name of the movie itself - even when it's the name of the song.


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: The Shambles
Date: 29 Jul 00 - 12:06 PM

This is getting a bit slow to load.

Who is going to start 'Killing the thread 2'?


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jul 00 - 12:15 PM

No, no, no, Shambles!!!

This thread, although it may be linked to another, is a thread of its OWN....has a separate number than any other thread, etc.

The killing is here and nowhere else!!!! But will it ever happen?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: Gervase
Date: 29 Jul 00 - 02:14 PM

I kept my chicken-pox scab for weeks in a matchbox, and was grief-stricken when I lost it.
Snot's another matter, though. One of the most vivid phrases I remember is someone telling me to stick to someone "like snot to an oven door."
Nice!


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jul 00 - 02:36 PM

200

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: katlaughing
Date: 29 Jul 00 - 03:47 PM

Ya didn't really think we'd let you have the last downstroke of the stake, didja Spaw? Naw....thought not!

I'll get right to the point. It is neither possible nor desirable to ignore the issue of cliqueism here. I hope to end Dead Thread's control over the minds and souls of countless people, including all you lot!

Time cannot change Dead's behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Dead can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, destroy the heart and fabric of our Forum. And what about his cronies, the Thread Creeps? They, like Dead, are the worst kinds of superficial bullshit I've ever seen. Of course, I'm generalizing a little here. But only 'cause it is SO hard to get even the simplest message into the consciousness of such idjits (whoever had a momma that would name tehir kid "Creep"???)that it has to be repeated at least 50 times!

Now, I'm saying you need to hear this 50 times, but when one examines the ramifications of letting Dead Thread go on mucking up the Forum in perpetuity, using it as a mechanism of ideology, one finds a preponderance of evidence leading to the conclusion that Dead is a pretty good liar most of the time. Luckily, Dead tells so many lies, he's bound to trip himself up someday. The recent outrage at Dead Thread's antics may point to a brighter future. For now, however, I must leave you knowing that it's time to put up or shut up.

Dr. Krumpemzeeup


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: rangeroger
Date: 29 Jul 00 - 03:58 PM

I couldn't help myself. I hadn't posted to this thread yet and when I saw it was at 200,I just had to be 201.

rr


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Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jul 00 - 04:02 PM

Welcome to the clique double r........

Spaw


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