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Gurney 31 Dec 10 - 10:02 PM
Charley Noble 31 Dec 10 - 09:46 PM
kendall 31 Dec 10 - 07:42 AM
wysiwyg 04 Mar 10 - 12:32 AM
EBarnacle 03 Mar 10 - 08:52 PM
dick greenhaus 10 Apr 07 - 12:27 PM
Amos 10 Apr 07 - 11:02 AM
Sorcha 09 Apr 07 - 10:01 PM
skipy 09 Apr 07 - 07:50 PM
Amos 09 Apr 07 - 07:36 PM
kendall 16 Jan 07 - 10:21 AM
katlaughing 15 Jan 07 - 11:41 AM
Scrump 15 Jan 07 - 11:00 AM
GUEST 15 Jan 07 - 10:53 AM
Bee 14 Jan 07 - 08:13 PM
GUEST 14 Jan 07 - 05:25 PM
Mrs.Duck 05 May 00 - 06:38 PM
GUEST, Threadie 03 May 00 - 11:25 PM
Escamillo 03 May 00 - 11:05 PM
wysiwyg 03 May 00 - 09:57 PM
GUEST, Threadie 03 May 00 - 09:50 PM
GUEST,Steve Latimer 03 May 00 - 09:49 PM
kendall 03 May 00 - 09:47 PM
GUEST 03 May 00 - 09:41 PM
GUEST,Steve Latimer 03 May 00 - 09:38 PM
SINSULL 03 May 00 - 09:30 PM
Art Thieme 03 May 00 - 09:12 PM
GUEST, Guess who? 03 May 00 - 08:46 PM
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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Gurney
Date: 31 Dec 10 - 10:02 PM

Just in case any of the ladies are still embarrassed by this: Lorna Campbell of the Ian Campbell Folk Group used to play her guitar slide style whilst standing, with the guitar slung low but with a standard nut-and-tailpiece mount. Guess it needed a strong guitar neck, but it worked for her.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Charley Noble
Date: 31 Dec 10 - 09:46 PM

Another great thread which I've missed until now. Thanks for refreshing!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: kendall
Date: 31 Dec 10 - 07:42 AM

The most beautiful form in all of nature and it gets no respect here.sigh.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Mar 10 - 12:32 AM

Ah, the old days! Hi galpals!

~S~


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: EBarnacle
Date: 03 Mar 10 - 08:52 PM

I always knew that Martin's 28 D was a size; I just didn't realize it was the maximum cup size to play the instrument.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 10 Apr 07 - 12:27 PM

And then there was the well-endowed young lady I once knew who played the accordion.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Amos
Date: 10 Apr 07 - 11:02 AM

Talk about being in your cups...


A


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Apr 07 - 10:01 PM

I have two. So do most humans. Dogs have lots. What's the diff?
Do dogs need bras???? Can't you just see it? A heated, uplifting bra for nursing dog moms....


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: skipy
Date: 09 Apr 07 - 07:50 PM

Amos, I am with you on this, I am going to type "breast" into google images & see what I can find out, nasty job but someone has to do it!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 07 - 07:36 PM

In related news from The New Scientist:

Bra of the Century

"They've been an uplifting support for women for 100 years – whether your cups runneth over or you're stuffing tissue paper around those little lady bumps – it's happy birthday to the bra. However did women get cleavage before?

Women have loved and loathed the intimate technology since it debuted in 1907. We have burnt them on the alter of feminism, used them as cunning catapults, for comic effect (mainly in Carry-On films), as torpedoes (Madonna) and just to perplex some hapless young suitor with fumbling fingers.

But now, it seems we are demanding more from our bosom buddies, which naturally means that designers must understand the physics of bras. The unleashed booby can bounce 14 centimetres during exercise, I learned from this informative site.

And, in this changing climate of, well, climate change, fashion is nothing if not environmentally aware – enter the new heated bra from Triumph, which cuts the need for energy-expensive heaters during winter, its makers claim. Lingering in your lingerie will never be chilly again – apart from the 98% of your body that isn't similarly protected…

Is that a bra too far? Give me some suggestions of how this vital apparatus can be improved. And I'd love to hear of any novel uses you've found for your breast hammocks.

Gaia Vince, deputy online editor"


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: kendall
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 10:21 AM

Remember the Amazons? Legend says they used to have one breast removed because it interferred with their bow string.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: katlaughing
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 11:41 AM

Oh, Bee, you're not the only one, re' Spider Tom. There are several of us who miss him from the old HearMe sessions. I have a tape of him singing in there, somewhere.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Scrump
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 11:00 AM

I think keeping just one breast is cruel. They should always be kept in pairs.

... I'll get me coat.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 10:53 AM

Don'tcha wonder what happened to ol' Spider Tom? He last posted 6.5 years ago.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Bee
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 08:13 PM

Thank you, Guest, I now feel less alone and am in love with the poster called Spider Tom.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 05:25 PM

Refresh for Bee


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 05 May 00 - 06:38 PM

OK SPAW! Whilst I seem to be sitting on what you would regard as my best ASSet regulars at the Jug would probably agree that it is not my most outstanding feature. Just for the record Geoff the Duck not only plays the banjo but also juggles-not so far at the same time although you should see him juggle custard!!!!I personally am very proud of my frontage especially in it's newly adorned Mudcat T-shirt. Mrs.Duck


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: GUEST, Threadie
Date: 03 May 00 - 11:25 PM

Armadillo.

Your penchant for using violent and aggressive analogies when confronted with ideas or situations that are not to your liking is worrying and not in the least humorous.

Especially when it is me that you would purport to kill

Always keep in mind that the world is a very small place and there are people out there who you would do best not to even 'joke' about that kind of thing with.

Are we understanding each other here?

Don't EVER presume to be condescending to me

You haven't earned that privilige.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Escamillo
Date: 03 May 00 - 11:05 PM

Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: GUEST, Guess who? Date: 03-May-00 - 08:46 PM

Subject: RE: keeping a breast From: Escamillo Date: 03-May-00 - 03:32 PM

"(oh, flamers of the Mudcat, do not interfere in this thread or I´ll kill you all)."

That's the South American way, Armadillo, is it?

..... Well, it is, but.. ok, I´ll take my genuine japanese katana, shout loud, and kill you .. a little. Anyway, I don't see the usual complaints about non-musical subjects. I'm almost convinced that you like breasts too. Let's go to the other one. Hop!
Un abrazo - Andrés


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 May 00 - 09:57 PM

This is taking forever to load, please post in Part Two, page up for clickie.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: GUEST, Threadie
Date: 03 May 00 - 09:50 PM

Ladies' Fun Bags.....!!!


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: GUEST,Steve Latimer
Date: 03 May 00 - 09:49 PM

Nuts, Fun bags.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: kendall
Date: 03 May 00 - 09:47 PM

jugs, lung warts, ta tas


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: GUEST
Date: 03 May 00 - 09:41 PM

Or Eddie Murphy's?? one

"If I was a woman, I'd be the easiest lay in town"


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: GUEST,Steve Latimer
Date: 03 May 00 - 09:38 PM

I think Steve Martin summed up how most guys feel (A poor choice of words?) in the movie L.A. Story. His line was "I could never be a woman, I'd just stay home and play with my tits."


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 May 00 - 09:30 PM

NO ART. THESE ARE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Art Thieme
Date: 03 May 00 - 09:12 PM

The New York PENILE system ????????

Art


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: GUEST, Guess who?
Date: 03 May 00 - 08:46 PM

Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Escamillo
Date: 03-May-00 - 03:32 PM

"(oh, flamers of the Mudcat, do not interfere in this thread or I´ll kill you all)."

That's the South American way, Armadillo, is it?


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 May 00 - 08:35 PM

Thanks, Alison. Actually, some men find them a challenge. Think I'll keep 'em. Not for the faint of heart, though.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 May 00 - 08:04 PM

Page up to see clickie to The Other Breast


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: alison
Date: 03 May 00 - 07:51 PM

Hahaha.... purely on a medical note here.. there are ways to correct inverted nipples... trust me I'm a midwife and have seen some REALLY bad ones in my time......

if you need info ... drop me a message.....

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 May 00 - 07:33 PM

CLICK HERE to move on to The Other Breast.

It's feeling neglected.

~S~


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: fleetwood
Date: 03 May 00 - 07:24 PM

I help organise Fleetwood Folk Club, Fleetwood Lancashire and unfortunately not many female performers attend the club so if any of you are in the neighbourhood and would like to display your talents we would be pleased to see you. A thread with 100 messages who'd have thought


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Metchosin
Date: 03 May 00 - 07:19 PM

My grandmother was one of those women so afflicted, that she had to heave them upwards in order to tie her apron around her waist, thank God I only had two children not eight, in any event, when I was small, I used to pat them while sitting on her lap and say, "Gosh you have big Apples Grandma."


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 May 00 - 07:15 PM

Oh Sinsull!!!

Yer right!!!

When we go for our mammograms here in our area, they give out these ADORABLE litle mini-boobs made of soft pink faux flesh. Yer sposed to practice self-exams on them but they are tiny, about an inch and a half.

PERFECT pocket memento for members (MEMBERS!!) of the GGG Aux!

BERT-- THROOPNIES is perfect as a placeholder for the line I was missing, till the right word comes back to me or is contributed.

Can you or Joe Offer edit it into my post above?

OH, AND BERT--- yer gonna read the whole thread on the air then, right??

~S~

Spaw, just for you-- headlights, honkers, and hooters

Amos, didja miss the invite I already posted? Honey, I thought we had gotten past all the religious jargon to where we could communicate! LOL!

(Girls, shhh!!! Don't tell Hardi I told you this (tee hee), but every once in awhile I corral the horses IN THE DARK and get out a special little Maglite for a spotlight dance! Oh yeah! WOW pink up close!)

Amos! That was private!! But OK, didn't I tell you priests are real wise?

Joe Offer has a reputation to maintain, and doesn't want to handle this one with a ten-foot pole. Over to you, Bert???
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 May 00 - 07:05 PM

Rewrite:
Last, two suggestions for the GGG Auxiliary:
1. Their very own "grow-up" doll with crankable boobs.
2. A pair of falsies for whenever they need a "quick fix".
3. Their name on any two of the following mailing lists:
1. Junonia
2. Silhouettes
3. Just My Size
4. Lane Bryant


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 May 00 - 07:00 PM

Gentlemen and ladies,

I saw the title of this thread yesterday and, having just dealt with a computer crash, the NY Penal System, and my father's surgery, I was not up to playing the role of anonymous supporter to some poor soul who had just undergone a mastectomy. What a shame I didn't check in sooner - I needed a laugh.

First, to the problem at hand. The Amazons suffered a similar problem with bow strings thwacking unsuspecting breasts at very inopportune times. They took the utilitarian approach and cut the left one off. Amazon is from the Greek roughly translated "breastless". Just a tried and true suggestion.

Next, thank god I am not alone in this. The damn things are always in the way! Try sitting at a diner booth designed for 28AAs. Mine serve as serving platters. And to add insult to injury, my nipples are inverted - they're useless!!!!

Pet names: Flopsy, Mopsy, and... My brother calls them the "Bad Boys" because they refuse to behave. Just the thought of running for a bus is frightening. Without a feat of engineering to control spring and list, I could lose a tooth or my balance.

Last, two suggestions for the GGG Auxiliary: 1. There very own "grow-up" doll with crankable boobs. 2. A pair of falsies for whenever they need a "quick fix". 3. Their name on any two of the following mailing lists: 1. Junonia 2. Silhouettes 3. Just My Size 4. Lane Bryant


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Bert
Date: 03 May 00 - 06:37 PM

In England they're 'Charlies', 'Bristols' or 'Throopnies'


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Amergin
Date: 03 May 00 - 06:08 PM

Thanks for all the cheap thrills folks. ;)


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 May 00 - 06:02 PM

Well, we've gone this far.....Let's talk "terminology" here...........

We covered this a long time ago for the male of the species, but what other names do we use for BREASTS? To kick it off.......

boobs, knockers, nay-nays, melons, tits, glands, hands, rack, mamms, Cassabas..........

Go ahead, I don't want to take them all......

Spaw


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Margo
Date: 03 May 00 - 05:58 PM

Gads! I've created a monster! Just sat down and read all your replys.

UNI-BOOB: Sounds like something a she-cyclops would have!

WHAT THE HECK IS CELLIST'S TIT?

I used to have a friend who would exclaim "now you've got your tit in a wringer" to illustrate that I was in a fix. I complained one day, and he changed it to "you've got your udder in a rudder". The mind recoils as various mental images flash....

I will try soon to get a photo to bbc so you all can see what I'm talking about. Sheesh, I'm really not an exhibitionist, believe me.

Spaw, the only instrument that comes to mind where you do use your ass is the bassoon (b-ass-oon). You've got to sit on the darn thing to hold it down... :o))) Margo


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Bert
Date: 03 May 00 - 05:39 PM

Praise,

Yes, of course it's thread of the week, no other thread can come close.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Amos
Date: 03 May 00 - 04:30 PM

Returning to the Mystery aspect of the Golden Globes, it is human nature, with many centuries of precedent, to resort to one sure and salving remedy when confronted with the really grat mysteries in life. When you are in the grip of a great Power, one you are sure is There, but that you are not, in your humble state, permitted to see directly, but yet which, you are sure, is of over-aweing beauty and a source of liberation, and an embodiment of essential Grace, and yet are somehow forbidden from reaching out and touching directly said great power, what do you do?

For poor starved males all over this ancient planet, the sure answer, the path to hoped-for salvation, has always been to pray to the Powers.

In Western culture this is either achieved with a meditative state, the eyes closed and a dream-like smile playing over the yearning lips, or alternatively in a semi-hypnotic stare, eyes focused on the invisible seats of power in the distance, penetrating all mortal barriers of mere cloth.

The latter, in these degraded times, has been denounced! Such prayer has been so heaped with scorn in some circles as to be socially prohinited, in a nation that prides itself on religous freedom!! It has even been labeled (oh! Injustice!!) ogling when in fact it is so much more -- the striving of mortal humans to reach for and establish some contact, however fleeting, with the Sublime!!

I believe a religious revival is in order for those, like myself, who are moved to prayer in the presence of these strange, empowering, and hidden Powers, these veritable pillars of grace incarnate, these fountains of pure beauty in a world grown dull...yes! Call a Camp Meeting! Ah's SEEN de LIGHT!


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 May 00 - 04:30 PM

Cello....

Is that Ow Ow Ya?

~S~


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: GUEST,dwditty
Date: 03 May 00 - 04:29 PM

This thread has me all a-titter.

DW


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: GUEST,Steve Latimer
Date: 03 May 00 - 04:09 PM

McMoo,

Do tell.


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Lady McMoo
Date: 03 May 00 - 03:55 PM

To introduce a serious note...cellist's nipple is actually a recognised medical complaint!

mcmoo


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Escamillo
Date: 03 May 00 - 03:53 PM

This thread is growing so fast, that soon someone will have to start a new one, called "Breast Nr. 2" Otro abrazo - Andrés


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: Easy Rider
Date: 03 May 00 - 03:47 PM

Don't hide 'em, Margo. Enjoy them! Remember the cello player who performed topless, a number of years ago? Of course, if you want to be less "in their faces", just wear a soft black top that doesn't reflect light. But I like them in my face!

OVO
( [==)====={::}


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Subject: RE: keeping a breast
From: JenEllen
Date: 03 May 00 - 03:41 PM

LOL Amos....goes along with my theory on the subject. Barring the minor percentage here or there, half the population has it and the other half wishes they did.

Spaw; I'll let you in on the most gorgeous of ass duties. Next time the wife brings home groceries, don't help her bring them in. I think that swing of the hip to close the car door has got to be one of the finest guy-grabbers in history. Just watch her and be glad you've got one all to yourself!

She who can't lose with the stuff she use.....Elle


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