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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Bee-dubya-ell 09 Sep 19 - 08:43 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 Sep 19 - 10:03 PM
Rapparee 10 Sep 19 - 01:03 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Sep 19 - 01:20 PM
Stilly River Sage 10 Sep 19 - 02:22 PM
Stilly River Sage 11 Sep 19 - 11:40 PM
keberoxu 14 Sep 19 - 06:32 PM
Stilly River Sage 14 Sep 19 - 11:13 PM
Bill D 15 Sep 19 - 02:36 PM
Stilly River Sage 15 Sep 19 - 04:11 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Sep 19 - 10:42 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Sep 19 - 01:39 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Sep 19 - 05:42 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Sep 19 - 11:05 AM
Stilly River Sage 21 Sep 19 - 05:51 PM
keberoxu 22 Sep 19 - 07:26 PM
Donuel 23 Sep 19 - 12:42 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Sep 19 - 04:10 PM
Rapparee 24 Sep 19 - 02:18 AM
Stilly River Sage 26 Sep 19 - 10:39 PM
keberoxu 27 Sep 19 - 02:33 PM
Rapparee 28 Sep 19 - 06:47 AM
keberoxu 29 Sep 19 - 04:48 PM
Rapparee 29 Sep 19 - 08:15 PM
Stilly River Sage 29 Sep 19 - 08:43 PM
Donuel 30 Sep 19 - 01:51 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Sep 19 - 02:27 PM
Rapparee 30 Sep 19 - 03:59 PM
Donuel 30 Sep 19 - 05:32 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Oct 19 - 10:45 AM
Donuel 02 Oct 19 - 11:26 AM
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Rapparee 02 Oct 19 - 09:11 PM
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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Sep 19 - 08:43 PM

Actually, we have a small greenhouse whose frame is made of PVC. It's an octagonal dome we call "The Igloo". (My wife dreams up weird projects and then makes me figure out how to build them.)

We also have a much larger greenhouse made from the tubular steel frame of an old 10' X 20' portable garage.

Both are currently covered with screen cloth for shade and insect control. The clear plastic will go on around Halloween.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Sep 19 - 10:03 PM

I was reading the Fairbanks, Alaska newspaper over the weekend (don't ask me why, it just strikes my fancy) and they did an article about local gardens, and I noticed they all had that high-quality almost clear panels, sometimes just around the sides, and others of them completely over the top. I can't find it now, and it might have been a video in a story that I'm thinking of. Pretty interesting, the growing season is shorter but the days are so much longer they get some pretty good crops.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 19 - 01:03 PM

Alaska grows whopper plants.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Sep 19 - 01:20 PM

What? Whoppers grow on plants in Alaska?

Do they have Big Mac plants too?


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Sep 19 - 02:22 PM

Wrong category. He meant the malted milk balls, not the hamburgers.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Sep 19 - 11:40 PM

I had two trees cut down last weekend; one was a very large pine in the front yard that I didn't want to fall on the house in a windstorm, the other was a vitex (purple chaste) in the back yard managing to grow into all of the power lines and cables (I thought I'd put it far enough away - who knew?)

Two different artists have stopped by the house asking for pieces of the pine at the curb (waiting for trash pickup). One is a blacksmith who needs it next to his anvil, the other has a daughter who makes glass art and she needs the chunks of wood as bases to mount her rods that support her glass. MOM was so tickled to see the blacksmith; he arrived via skateboard (he lives 2 blocks up the hill from here) - he shifted a very large piece (24" tall by about 16" across) onto the skateboard and took off pushing it up the hill.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Sep 19 - 06:32 PM

Whoops,
our Mini-MOM almost disappeared below the line.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Sep 19 - 11:13 PM

It's many weeks since we were able to open MOM Prime, and she is still closed for repairs.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Sep 19 - 02:36 PM

from a couple weeks ago:
"Didn't you arrange to have some of your ashes shot into space?"

I actually knew someone who was given that honor. It was 'technically' illegal, but quietly worked out by some folks at JPL as a tribute to someone they knew. A few people in the folk community know about it, and smile whenever certain names and launches are mentioned.


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Subject: RE: Mini-MOAB - Mother of All BS annex
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Sep 19 - 04:11 PM

I pulled some old Kodak Carousel slide trays out of the closet today. Slides. Vacations from years ago. MOM wants to get out the projector and look at all of them. She's making popcorn now.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Sep 19 - 10:42 AM

I tweaked the title of this thread because at this rate it isn't going to be so mini, but it is still an annexed space to give MOM's kids a place to congregate without getting into trouble.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Sep 19 - 01:39 PM

Sorry to disturb your slumber, Mom, but it's time for a trip back to the top!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Sep 19 - 05:42 PM

MOM was watching me fold and hang up clean laundry this afternoon, and told me she likes the message on the t-shirt that says I was normal three dogs ago.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Sep 19 - 11:05 AM

Perhaps that t-shirt was on my mind because today I'm going to go look at the dogs at the city shelter. MOM wants to go along with a bag of dog treats and give each of them a treat as we pass by the kennels.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Sep 19 - 05:51 PM

We are just over an hour into the integration of a new boxer/pitbull puppy into the household. The Blue Heeler is jealous, the Labrador retriever doesn't care. The puppy is rolling over for everyone and has already snagged her collar on the drawer pull in the kitchen, in the nick of time I was able to avoid tragic consequences of that. MOM says she doesn't want dogs on the furniture but I think she's going to be busy trying to keep this one off.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 22 Sep 19 - 07:26 PM

Mazel tov and congrats
on the new pack member, Oh Alpha Dog.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Sep 19 - 12:42 PM

I may have valuable informaton, or not, for Max to know regarding the abilities/access of an internet hacker who may be respondsible for Mudcat intrusions and mischief. Shall I access Max by way other than PM?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Sep 19 - 04:10 PM

Max@mudcat.org will send it to his preferred email. Thanks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 19 - 02:18 AM

Mom, I’m in Gweedore and should be home Sunday! This place is neat — elves and others are working on something — they’re quite annoyed by “the people upstairs.”


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Sep 19 - 10:39 PM

The new dog is starting to fit in as far as the other two are concerned, but she still has a long way to go as far as growing up and not chewing up everything around the house. MOM had to lock up all of her shoes after a right shoe and a left shoe of two different pairs were destroyed and she decided to wear the remaining shoes out in public. A Cole Haan loafer and a Jimmy Choo high heel look strange together.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 27 Sep 19 - 02:33 PM

Bon voyage home, Rapparee.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 19 - 06:47 AM

MOM, pray for me! I’m in INDIANA!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 Sep 19 - 04:48 PM

MOM, a week or two ago
I met an acquaintance who has a service dog.
Big strapping young male black Labrador Retriever, the dog is.
Well and expensively trained, knows what he ought to do.

I guess I am an evil influence on dogs like this one.
When I greeted man and dog,
I went down into a kneel-crouch to say hello to the dog,
who had his service-dog harness on.

And right away the dog's "inner puppy" came out,
and he wanted to PLAY PLAY PLAY!
So now I have to stay a discreet distance from my acquaintance and his service buddy,
because my very presence
makes the dog want to jump on people and
bounce up and down,
and bark, and lick faces, and all that.

Naughty, naughty me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 19 - 08:15 PM

Mom, I escaped from Indiana and I'm HOME!! Tired, and my coat has bullet holes from where the guards shot at me, but I escaped more or less unharmed. It's a good thing we had pre-purchased airplane tickets or they would have taken me at the ticket counter. But I fooled 'em and got home with little or no mishap. Oh, sure, I did have to take out that one guard but he was less than six feet eight inches and didn't really count. Now I must go upstairs and get a very small percentage of the total laundry out of the dryer.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Sep 19 - 08:43 PM

Always ask first if you can pet a service animal; that said, there are a lot of bogus "service" animals out there in public with people these days. They can buy the bibs on Amazon and they don't train their dogs to even fake being well-behaved.

And that said, I have a puppy who chews lots of stuff and has to do regular cooling-down periods in her crate, though today one of the big dogs was egging her on. Pepper was squeaking Cookie's toy and not letting Cookie have it when she pulled on it (they usually do) and Cookie in return jumped all over Zeke and bit at his poor tender ears. He doesn't cry often, but he complained about that treatment of his velvety ears. Cookie is in time out right now but the toy is in with her so I'm hearing lots of squeaking. MOM took a bottle of Scotch and a glass and headed out onto the porch.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Sep 19 - 01:51 PM

Any updates on MOAB restorations?

I imajined that behind the scenes mudelves are busy exsponging Amos gems and compiling them. That may only take about 7 years.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Sep 19 - 02:27 PM

Amos had me go through and copy his poems for him then hide them; I suppose they can be restored and saved but you know that is a HUGE job, correct? Opening the entire MOAB in mudelf format?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 19 - 03:59 PM

I already have done so. Here is an except:

V2hlbiBpbiBkaXNncmFjZSB3aXRoIGZvcnR1bmUgYW5kIG1lbidzIGV5ZXMgSSBhbGwgYWx
vbmUgYmV3ZWVwIG15IG91dGNhc3Qgc3RhdGUgYW5kIHRyb3VibGUgZGVhZiBoZWF2ZW4gd
2l0aCBteSBib290bGVzcyBjcmllcyBhbmQgbG9vayB1cG9uIG15c2VsZiBhbmQgY3Vyc2U
gbXkgZmF0ZSBoYXBseSBkbyBJIHRoaW5rIG9uIHRoZWUgYW5kIHRoZW4gbXkgaGVhcnQgb
GlrZSB0aGUgbGFyayBmcm9tIHRoZSBzdWxsZW4gZWFydGggYXJpc2luZyBzaW5ncyBoeW1
ucyBhdCBoZWF2ZW5zIGdhdGUu


And that's just a small sample of all of Mom.


Damn, you nearly broke the Internet with that side-ways scrolling. I added line breaks. ---grumpy mudelf


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Sep 19 - 05:32 PM

I'm only 19, I'm only 19 but I'm a god damn Marine
and I'm ordered to arrest the Prez but I don't know
I'm told he's hold up at Mara Lago and won't let go
Now there's crooks with Nazi looks shooting my way

Outside I neutralized heavy militia automatic fire
I've been ordered to detain my commander and chief
I'm on point and don't see relief it feels like a movie
All I was briefed is that his only weapon is that he's a liar

I've been ordered but I don't know if the Prez will ever show
OMG there he is in a huge kitchen slumped at the refridgerator door.
I looked down on him slumped on the floor my weapon locked and loaded
You're under arest I croaked and he said
"I'm not the one you're looking for"...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 10:45 AM

I'm the heartless owner of a Havahart trap, in which I catch mice (they go into a tall bucket of water) or toads (they are released). Mom wants to use salami to bait it, I've been using peanut butter. Since we're in the city and they're so small, there is no lead in use, just water.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 11:26 AM

I used too much water and sadly drowned a chipmunk.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 02:33 PM

There has only ever been one critter at a time in the trap, so it isn't a matter of an accidental drowning.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 05:08 PM

3 Hardest things to say;

I'M SORRY
I NEED HELP
Worstesshire? worcestershire sauce


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 05:25 PM

Around the house it is referred to (fondly) as What's It Shit? Sauce.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 09:11 PM

Hi Mom!I was (very) briefly in touch with Khandu today!

Did I mention I have sprained right foot (Podiatrist visit this past Monday), a visit to the dentist today (cleaning, etc. with a bigger thing later this month), an ultrasound tomorrow, a dexascan (bone density) next Monday, and a CT scan next Wednesday? And this coming Saturday we'll be hosting a memorial service at our house for a friend who died whilst we were in Ireland?

Mom, we go aware to the doctors and medical types can't get us! (Can't do anything about friends dying whether we're here or afar.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Oct 19 - 09:18 PM

I've had to round up the new dog toys; Pepper had a hidden trait we didn't see till now—she doesn't share toys well. She'll play, but then it becomes hyper-real and she hunkers down, hoarding them, and she had the puppy squealing bloody murder this afternoon. One more episode and that was enough, they're all bagged and on top of the refrigerator.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 03 Oct 19 - 08:08 PM

Does Pepper suppose that the toys are her flock of sheep??


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Oct 19 - 08:59 PM

She supposes something - she's a blue heeler, so her brain is busy working out how to keep all of the toys under her control.

Today Zeke and Cookie raced around so much I finally parked Cookie in her crate to give Zeke a break. They've been doing it again this evening. Without toys to play with other dogs are the next best thing!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 19 - 10:10 PM

MÓM, Í've léárnéd tó úsé ÁLT códés tó máké fádás!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 19 - 09:08 PM

öth®r thngs ˜aº wÜll!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Oct 19 - 09:26 PM

MOM, it's Friday! Even retired, I still love Fridays!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 19 - 09:21 PM

Well, that's over. The wake went well -- about 50 people or so crowded into our little cottage. Everyone seemed to have a good time, AND nobody set fire to the thatch!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 19 - 09:19 PM

How solemn and beautiful is the thought that the earliest pioneer of civilization, the van-leader of civilization, is never the steamboat, never the railroad, never the newspaper, never the Sabbath-school, never the missionary -- but always whiskey! Such is the case. Look history over; you will see. The missionary comes after the whiskey -- I mean he arrives after the whiskey has arrived; next comes the poor immigrant, with ax and hoe and rifle; next, the trader; next, the miscellaneous rush; next, the gambler, the desperado, the highwayman, and all their kindred in sin of both sexes; and next, the smart chap who has bought up an old grant that covers all the land; this brings the lawyer tribe; the vigilance committee brings the undertaker. All these interests bring the newspaper; the newspaper starts up politics and a railroad; all hands turn to and build a church and a jail -- and behold! civilization is established forever in the land. But whiskey, you see, was the van-leader in this beneficent work. It always is. It was like a foreigner -- and excusable in a foreigner -- to be ignorant of this great truth, and wander off into astronomy to borrow a symbol. But if he had been conversant with the facts, he would have said: Westward the Jug of Empire takes its way. -- Samuel L. Clemens


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 19 - 09:15 PM

Faghaimse díreach brí chun buaite
Is feidhm id chaíntse a bhrídeach bhuartha.
Feicím, is is dóigh gur dóite an radharc liom,
Síolrach Órfhlaith Mhóire is Mheidhbhe,
An seifteoir caol is an créatúr cladhartha,
An ceisteoir claon is an déirceoir daigheartha,
Sú na táire is tál na coimse
Ag súil le sárfhuil sámh na saoithe.
Achtáimid mar dlí do bhéithe
An seacht faoi thrí gan chuibhreach céile
Do tharraing ar cheann go teann gan trua
Is a cheangal don chrann seo i dteannta an tuama.
Bainigí lom de a chabhail is a chóta,
Is feannaigí a dhroim is a choim le córda.
An chuid acu tharla báite i mblianta
Is cheileas go táir an tairne tiarpa,
Chuireas amú gan subhachas d’éinne
Buile na hútha is lúth a ngéaga,
Do mhilleas a gcáil is fáil ar bhean acu
Ag feitheamh gan fáth ar bharr na craoibhe,
Fágaim fúibhse tionscal páise
A mhná na dúile dúbhadh le háilíos;
Ceapaigí fír-nimh tinte is tairní,
Caithigí smaointe is intleacht mhná leis,
Cuirigí bhur gcomhairle i gcomhar le chéile,
Is tugaimse cumhachta an fórsa dhéanamh.
Beirim gan spás díbh páis na gciantach,—
Is beag liom bás gan barrghoin pian dóibh.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Oct 19 - 11:30 PM

MOM is pleased to see that you've learned a new skill, Rap. Those accented vowels are looking good.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 19 - 09:33 AM

Our fáda, who art in Irish, annoying be thy name! (Old Irish Prayer about accented vowels.)

I also got a book called "500 Mallatacth Ort." It's a collection of curses in Irish and English and boy are there some doozies! "May you be stricken with diarrhea and a bout of sneezing at the same time!" "The devil eat you and spit you out because of the taste!" "Your waste lay crosswise inside you!" "Exorbitant rent to you!" "Crusts and scabs to your crotch!" One I heard years ago: "May the grass grow long before your door" -- and it's pretty bad when you think about it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 19 - 09:23 PM

Mom, I am so sorry that no one else save SRS seems to care. Have other and drown your cares.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Oct 19 - 11:14 PM

That "waste lay crosswise" - whew! An ancient illustration of constipation. Ugg.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Oct 19 - 11:52 AM

A compendium of my unique and strange ideas, some of have become realities:

For the deaf, a device to bypass all the mechanical detection structures of sound and feed neural electric audio impulses directly to the brain. While the concept was good my method was external and caused synthesesia, The surgical implantation of an input directly into the cochleah was the final solution. ( in use today )

For the autistic, an enzyme to help remove the universal initial duplication of all neural functions in young autistic brains. ( not explored )

For MS patients a cloning process of myelynial shaft cells and infusion of the cells into the spinal fluid. (partialy tried )

Carbon foam material for acoustic instruments.

In cosmology a concept that all things are transmutable. Not just e=mc2 but even space time and matter into space inside energetic black holes.

air conditioned pillows so the head powers its pump

video phone door bells

how to counteract Russian troll anguish and confusion

Evidence of hypnosis pehnomena in religious pracctices.

Specialized use of Oxytocin

Further research into Amazonian Cubensis.

more as time allows


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Subject: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 19 - 06:29 PM

Okay then.

100!!!


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