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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Bee-dubya-ell 30 Nov 19 - 07:19 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Nov 19 - 03:06 PM
Severn 30 Nov 19 - 12:38 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Nov 19 - 12:29 PM
Rapparee 30 Nov 19 - 11:42 AM
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Stilly River Sage 26 Nov 19 - 12:04 AM
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Stilly River Sage 19 Nov 19 - 02:37 PM
Rapparee 18 Nov 19 - 06:08 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Nov 19 - 11:46 AM
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Donuel 14 Nov 19 - 06:44 AM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 07:19 PM

There's already a thread called "The Bastard Child of all BS Threads".

Whether the bastard child in question is an idiot or not is an open question.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 03:06 PM

That is the Little Hawk/Shane subtext that runs through much of MOAB.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Severn
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 12:38 PM

I hope that we can fully revive Mom before the Summer sets, and we can all shout, "Waugh who?"

English lit or English sober, she must be preserved, at least until there are more posts about her than there are Country and Bluegrass about her.

Has anybody ever considered a thread called "The Idiot Bastard Son of All BS Threads, just in case?.......


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 12:29 PM

Sounds like an adventure! Can you go sledding on the golf course, are the slopes that are steep enough?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 19 - 11:42 AM

Mom, I have returned. I had to ride a bus full of returning college students from Salt Lake City to Pocatello during a blizzard yesterday to get here, five times I had to get out and push the bus out of a snow drift in temperatures below 0°K, but we made it. Now I sit staring out over a frozen landscape, no movement, and a lead-gray sky. But I am HOME.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Nov 19 - 05:01 PM

Will it go round in circles


I've got a song, It ain't got no melody
I'ma gonna sing it to my friends
I've got a song, It ain't got no melody
I'ma gonna sing it to my friends

Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?

I've got a story, ain't got no moral
Let the bad guy win every once in a while
I've got a story, ain't got no moral
Let the bad guy win every once in a while

Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?

I've got a dance, I ain't got no steps, no
I'm gonna let the music move me around
I've got a dance, I ain't got no steps
I'm gonna let the music move me around

Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?
Will it go round in circles?
Will it fly high like a bird up in the sky?

Well Woo...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Nov 19 - 12:04 AM

Tonight's repeat of NOVA was about "The Violence Paradox" and they're talking about "self-domestication" to reduce the amount of violence in modern societies.

Where does this leave Shane and Blind Drunk, et. al? Is there violence there or simply sloth?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Nov 19 - 12:36 AM

Signs of life! MOM, we know you're there!

I was searching for a thread on Tom Lehrer and came up with lyrics and threads in the results. A post of mine from MOAB was there and I clicked on it. And can see it! So I then looked at the date of that post and went to the "view posts by date" option in the drop down menu and saw that Little Hawk had also posted that day. If you just mouse over the link without clicking it you can see the entire thing in the bottom. I saw the post number and typed that over the message number in the result I was already looking at and could see the LH post also. SO _ we can see in through the keyhole, but that's about it so far. The whole thing can't load but it is viewable one post at a time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Nov 19 - 02:22 PM

See, even BWL will give up and Rap says she "will never die" but this is from a guy who just said he is barely alive. Has MOM ever been in such jeopardy before? She is need of medication, perhaps in the form of expert original poetry, or sublime BS or both.

However yesteryear's near Earth orbiting deepfried turkey is rather sublime.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Nov 19 - 11:20 AM

I will give up on Mom when they pry her bloated gin-soaked carcass from my cold dead hands.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 19 - 09:57 PM

Mom will never die.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Nov 19 - 01:05 PM

MOAB is not just leaking it is bleeding. It is either Recipes, what we are eating, an obit, or a Mudcat recovery ward...

By removing it for what ever guarded reason was its death and a loss of its legacy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Nov 19 - 12:40 PM

Thanksgiving (US) is approaching and MOM is settling on the menu. I think she's going to ask everyone to bring major parts of the meal. Ever since Little Hawk and his friends made a "deep-fried turkey" that was launched into low Earth orbit, she prefers someone bake the bird. Any volunteers?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Nov 19 - 02:37 PM

It's too late - MOAB has leaked all over the place and people have attempted a couple of anti_MOAB threads that died a brutal death.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 19 - 06:08 PM

Mom, even though I’m in Springfield, Illinois I’m still alive, albeit barely.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Nov 19 - 11:46 AM

There's a thread currently on the board called "BS: What colour IS that?" It's about a paint color called "Clontarf". The color is named for the Clontarf suburb of Dublin, whose name is derived from the Irish Cluain Tarbh", meaning "meadow of the bull".

I only mention this because eaveryone knows that, as far as the Mudcat goes, the MOAB is the REAL meadow of the bull. Perhaps Mom should keep an eye out for possible leakage from that thread into this one.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Nov 19 - 11:11 AM

I aimed at opening MOM's annex but accidentally opened the "what are we eating" thread instead. MOM has looked at that thread and noted more than a couple of the recipes, but when I look at the recycle bin (she does use it) I see a lot of take-out containers. I can tell that somewhere in the kitchen the bag of potatoes has turned bad. Now which cupboard were they stashed in?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Nov 19 - 04:47 PM

There's a stray male pitbull wandering around the front and down by the creek. The pack discussed his presence with him through the mesh security door; he didn't like the language they used and headed off. Zeke in the back was simply asking him to come an play, but the girls were offended that he was in the yard without a proper introduction. MOM was sitting on the swing in the sun in the back yard watching them all and sipping an early Friday evening cocktail.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Nov 19 - 06:44 AM

There are no impeahment parties here but bars are celebrating with supeona colladas, squid bro pros and Slim peach mints.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 Nov 19 - 03:35 PM

Stilly, thanks for telling us,
and I for one
am sincerely relieved to hear that
Gnu can walk as well as roll ...
I was so anxious that he might be unable to walk at all.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Nov 19 - 10:37 PM

It's cold now, but MOM found a silicone thing to put over the tub drain so she can run the hot water 3 or 4 inches deeper than the tub would normally allow, so she's happy. Comes out of the tub half-cooked.

Dunno about a noise. Ask Gnu.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Nov 19 - 07:55 PM

Okay, dammit, what was the source of that mysterious sound which the traveler/monk had spent all those years laboring to discover?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Nov 19 - 12:09 PM

Lookout, Moncton! Gnu is out and about. No "flies" but walking, rolling, and modest amount of driving. Flying will have to wait a couple of weeks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 19 - 09:10 PM

G stands for Gnu, whose weapon of defence
Are long, sharp, curling horns, and common sense.
To these he adds a name so short and strong,
That even hardy Boers pronounce it wrong.
How often on a bright autumnal day
The pious people of Pretoria say,
'Come, let us hunt the______' Then no more is heard
but sounds of strong men struggling with a word;
Meanwhile the distant Gnu with grateful eyes
Observes his opportunity and flies.


                      --Hilaire Belloc


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Nov 19 - 07:03 PM

Rap, run over and give him a hand, he has a long list of things to do around the house.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 19 - 01:52 PM

I got an email from him just now. He’s home.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Nov 19 - 07:28 PM

Ease up, Rapparee.
The forecast has scared the wits out of people over here.
It's pouring down rain after dark
(and with the time change it's darker at an earlier hour),
and
this line of cold air
is supposed to turn the rain into sn*w BEFORE dawn ...
and tomorrow is a working day ...

no wonder if people would rather pull the covers over their heads
than add another post to the Annex thread.

Hope Gnu arrived home as planned today.
And hope the weather is not cruel to him up there, as well ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 19 - 07:18 PM

Oh, come on, Folks!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 19 - 06:35 PM

The Universe IS a bedsheet. Probably on a toddler's bed, and there have been...um...accidents from time to time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Nov 19 - 11:44 AM

Amos would have liked that one, or posted it himself (going back to the original study, of course).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Nov 19 - 11:40 PM

https://www.livescience.com/universe-may-be-curved.html

    Everything we think we know about the shape of the universe could be wrong. Instead of being flat like a bedsheet, our universe may be curved, like a massive, inflated balloon, according to a new study.

    That's the upshot of a new paper published today (Nov. 4) in the journal Nature Astronomy, which looks at data from the cosmic microwave background (CMB), the faint echo of the Big Bang. But not everyone is convinced; the new findings, based on data released in 2018, contradict both years of conventional wisdom and another recent study based on that same CMB data set.


Flat like a bedsheet? Is that the best they could do? My bedsheets aren't particularly flat even when the bed is made. They curve around the mattress, so they could actually be shaped like the universe.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 19 - 08:32 PM

A traveler was headed down a lonely road when it began to rain. Luckily he happened upon a monastery just off the side of the road. He knocked on the door and was greeted by one of the monks. He asked if he could stay the night, to which the monk replied that their order would gladly shelter him, as long as he stayed out of the tower with no doors. As he settled down for the night he suddenly heard an ungodly noise coming from the tower the monk mentioned, a cross between screaming and the wind on aluminum foil. Then suddenly it stopped and he soon fell asleep. He awoke refreshed and asked one of the monks about the sound, but the monk replied that only monks of their monastery may know what is in the tower. He thanked the monks for their hospitality and went on his way. About a year later he returned to the monastery and asked about becoming a monk. The head monk replied that if he would aid the monastery in small ways they would consider him. So for the next five years he helped tend the gardens, clean the windows, and learn of the monks' religion. He even once helped them recover a holy relic to be housed in the monastery. Eventually the head monk told the traveler he was ready to become a monk and initiated him. The monks recited a prayer for such an occasion and provided him with a robe of their brotherhood, and the head monk said it was time to see what was in the tower. The head monk led the new initiate down into the catacombs, deeper and deeper until the head monk found and pressed a loose brick. This opened a secret passage leading to a spiral stair. Up, up they went. Their legs grew tired until the head monk opened a trap door leading to a room surrounded with ivy covered trellises. They were inside the tower now. The head monk opened a door leading to another spiral staircase leading to the room at the very top of the tower. The head monk pulled out a key and unlocked the wooden door, pulling it aside to reveal a rusty iron door. The door clattered as the head monk pulled it open, and behind it was a titanium door. The head monk pressed a six digit PIN on a panel on the door and it slid open. The room was at first too dark to see anything. The head monk flipped a switch and a dim light bulb flickered on. Finally the traveler saw with his own eyes the source of that mysterious sound which he had spent all those years laboring to discover.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 19 - 01:13 PM

Up outa the gutter! Shame on you!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Nov 19 - 10:05 PM

Chicago got about 4 inches. They could, probably, handle that. Of course, flights IN might have been cancelled.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Nov 19 - 08:53 PM

Is it true that Chicago got so much snow
that they were canceling plane flights yesterday?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 19 - 08:37 PM

Nuc nam on winter kimchi with rice.

Good luck.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Oct 19 - 08:13 PM

Mom said God lets small egg omlettes of far left Nam Vets taste like raw fish scottish cornish danish with a little dab of do-yah.

- Ah Oh, my auto-rhymerizer app has an AI glitch.-


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 19 - 09:59 PM

Great yolk!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Oct 19 - 05:56 PM

They were probably very easy to capture, what with having shell shock.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Oct 19 - 04:10 PM

Mom!

I bought a dozen eggs yesterday and put them in the refrigerator. When I went to make breakfast this morning, the fridge was full of the souls of dead people!

The eggs were mediums.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Oct 19 - 09:36 AM

Well if you move to Pocotello you won't need a freezer.
I need to revamp the freezer. I suspect there is some ancient lobster at the bottom


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Oct 19 - 11:02 PM

That was odd. But the system, one germ at a time, will take down the Orange one. :-)

Over the last couple of weeks I've chatted online and via email with Gnu. He has quite a story to tell, but it's his, not mine, so maybe he'll drop in one day and share some of it. It has been like pulling teeth to understand the timeline, but it makes sense now. He's sounding better all of the time.

New freezer arriving tomorrow morning. I wish there wasn't so much thawed carnage to go with it (though the carne is all rescued and stuffed into the side-by-side of the regular fridge.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Oct 19 - 02:32 PM

Mom has rules like Geneva?
I did not know Mom was even arena
bull shitting fools
don't follow the rules like
When its too hot in the kitchen
to stop all of the bitchin
go to the bathroom and sit.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Oct 19 - 01:47 PM

Thanks rap, your misery makes me feel much better now.

Oh how the mighty have fallen
from Khan to Hitler and Stalin
when all of the goyem
return to praise poyum
Maybe we'll stop all the brawlin.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 19 - 12:52 PM

It is currently 14F with a windchill of -9F. Snow covers the ground, an alabaster blanket. There are tracks in snow -- of crosscountry skiers, a lone snowshoer, coyotes, and the pack of wolves that lives on the golf course. I have called and called, hoping Gluon would answer and change this weather, but in vain.    As Johnny "Lunger" Keats wrote, "The owl for all his feather [is] a-cold." I am reminded, looking out the bay window, of Ralph W. Emerson's "The Snowstorm"

Announced by all the trumpets of the sky,
Arrives the snow, and, driving o’er the fields,
Seems nowhere to alight: the whited air
Hides hills and woods, the river and the heaven,
And veils the farm-house at the garden’s end.
The sled and traveller stopped, the courier’s feet
Delayed, all friends shut out, the housemates sit
Around the radiant fireplace, enclosed
In a tumultuous privacy of Storm.


Or, tho' 'tis but October (tho' near November) John "Leafy" Whittier's poem "Snowbound" (which I shan't bore you with beyond the first stanza as it seems to go on forever):

The sun that brief December day
Rose cheerless over hills of gray,
And, darkly circled, gave at noon
A sadder light than waning moon.
Slow tracing down the thickening sky
Its mute and ominous prophecy,
A portent seeming less than threat,
It sank from sight before it set.
A chill no coat, however stout,
Of homespun stuff could quite shut out,
A hard, dull bitterness of cold,
That checked, mid-vein, the circling race
Of life-blood in the sharpened face,
The coming of the snow-storm told.
The wind blew east; we heard the roar
Of Ocean on his wintry shore,
And felt the strong pulse throbbing there
Beat with low rhythm our inland air.


Come, brave Gluon! Hurry and take these four-letter words from hence!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Oct 19 - 09:57 AM

Speaking of morals


Subject: RE: BS: Boring threads are comforting
From: Donuel - PM
Date: 29 Oct 19 - 08:40 AM

Snug as a bug in Hotel Doral
Trump snubs the world while he loses morale
Sooner or later he is going to hell
When all of the bug bites begin to swell

They swell and itch from his head to his toes
The bites grew together from his throat to his nose
All his insults now sound like they're snot
He thought he was great but now he's not

One of the bug bites became highly infected
His yes men were there but no longer protected
All the King's men and all the King's horses
Would not protect him, not even armed forces

The moral of the story is not that its gory
Its the tiniest germ that can bring down a boring
Meglomaniac self interested whore King.
We may be but germs but WE write our story


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Oct 19 - 10:48 PM

Thanks, Rap.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 19 - 08:49 PM

I remembered this post....

Subject: From Max: State of the Union Address
From: Max - PM
Date: 11 May 06 - 10:43 PM

I've got to tell you, I'm sick and tired of some of the crap that I've seen lately.

Martin Gibson: you have to pack up and go. Your knowledge and contributions are valuable, and it's a shame that your sociopathy prevents us from hosting you or taking you seriously anymore.

Shambles: I just don't care anymore. You press your point, time after time, until you press too far and then complain about the check. You do this purposefully to prove a point, but in the end, you are a distraction from the real point of this site. You too, should bid farewell.

Joe: Do I need to separate you two?

Americans: We're losing to the Limey's. I attempt to lure American Folk artists, historians, archivists and enthusiasts to the Mudcat, and am repeatedly rejected because the Mudcat is now viewed as an UK Folk Forum. I don't blame the UK'ers, nor wish them to change anything they are doing, however, I'd like a nice balance so not to alienate either.

Members/Users: We've never had a worse year as far as contributions. I am footing the bill for over 50% of the expenses year-to-date. We have maybe a dozen folks that contribute on any sort of consistent basis. I'd like to refuse any further contribution from these folks, because I feel they carry a burden that they need not if I did my job right. I would like to see a whole new set of folks step up to the plate and get us through a month or more. Remember, it does not need to come out of your pocket. We have an international community of like-people here. Items that one may have and not need or want no longer can find a happy home in our auction. You can host a sing and put a tip bucket out. There are a million things you can think of to support this site and it's purpose.   Nude calendars, recipes, blackmail…

Max: You need to keep this site running smoothly. These downtimes and outages are unacceptable for a real Website. We want reliability and we want you to fix the duplication and miss-ordered threads. Most importantly, you need a better backup system to ensure we won't lose any of this valuable resource.

Jeff: I want the related threads to be in a drop down box. For that matter, I'd like the thread posting summary in a drop down as well.

Everyone: She ain't what she used to be. We'll never get it back. This site should be about our eclectic interest in old-time traditional music from all over the world. Our local communities don't have a lot to offer us as far as merchandise and community, so we go to the Mudcat. We should welcome the newbies. We should covet the information we have now and strive to collect more. We should use this place to meet each other, organize and/or promote events. Please, don't forget the good of such a place.

To those of you who aren't around so much anymore: Give us another shot, please.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 19 - 08:42 PM

Morels.

This is a pretty damned good recipe for mushroom soup. Try it. Even Gluon likes it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Oct 19 - 07:48 PM

Hi, Mom!

We finally got some rain and our shiitake logs expressed their pleasure by putting forth an abundance of delicious mushrooms.

In their honor, I have composed this ditty, to the tune of "We're In the Money".

🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵

We got shiitake, we got shiitake,
We got delicious fungi growin' outta logs,
We got shiitake, that ain't bull hockey,
We just might turn ourselves into shiitake hogs.

You can hear those 'shrooms a sizzlin' in the fryin' pan
Mix 'em in an omelet or a stir fry, man oh man!

We got shiitake, we got shiitake,
We'll even give a few leftovers to the dogs!

🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵


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