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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Donuel 10 Aug 20 - 02:20 PM
Rapparee 10 Aug 20 - 11:54 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Aug 20 - 07:15 AM
Donuel 10 Aug 20 - 06:23 AM
Rapparee 09 Aug 20 - 09:24 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Aug 20 - 07:26 PM
Donuel 09 Aug 20 - 04:53 PM
Rapparee 09 Aug 20 - 01:33 PM
Donuel 09 Aug 20 - 11:23 AM
Donuel 09 Aug 20 - 04:37 AM
Rapparee 08 Aug 20 - 09:51 PM
Donuel 08 Aug 20 - 03:00 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Aug 20 - 12:28 PM
Donuel 08 Aug 20 - 12:26 PM
Rapparee 07 Aug 20 - 04:12 PM
Rapparee 06 Aug 20 - 07:35 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Aug 20 - 07:31 PM
Rapparee 06 Aug 20 - 10:31 AM
Donuel 05 Aug 20 - 07:01 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Aug 20 - 12:57 AM
Rapparee 04 Aug 20 - 11:53 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 04 Aug 20 - 09:43 AM
Rapparee 04 Aug 20 - 09:02 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Aug 20 - 09:23 PM
Rapparee 03 Aug 20 - 08:56 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Aug 20 - 12:26 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Aug 20 - 11:07 AM
Rapparee 03 Aug 20 - 10:26 AM
Donuel 03 Aug 20 - 09:26 AM
Donuel 03 Aug 20 - 08:00 AM
Donuel 03 Aug 20 - 07:18 AM
Rapparee 02 Aug 20 - 09:05 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Aug 20 - 04:56 PM
Donuel 01 Aug 20 - 11:20 PM
Rapparee 01 Aug 20 - 09:11 PM
Donuel 01 Aug 20 - 03:29 PM
Rapparee 01 Aug 20 - 12:45 PM
Donuel 01 Aug 20 - 10:00 AM
Donuel 31 Jul 20 - 10:42 PM
Rapparee 31 Jul 20 - 08:42 PM
Stilly River Sage 31 Jul 20 - 07:46 PM
Donuel 31 Jul 20 - 07:20 PM
Donuel 31 Jul 20 - 05:56 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 31 Jul 20 - 05:53 PM
Donuel 31 Jul 20 - 06:49 AM
Donuel 30 Jul 20 - 03:04 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Jul 20 - 02:55 PM
Rapparee 30 Jul 20 - 09:59 AM
Donuel 30 Jul 20 - 09:01 AM
Rapparee 29 Jul 20 - 10:11 PM
Donuel 29 Jul 20 - 09:08 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Jul 20 - 11:39 AM
Stilly River Sage 28 Jul 20 - 10:47 AM
Donuel 28 Jul 20 - 07:37 AM
Donuel 27 Jul 20 - 10:01 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Jul 20 - 09:55 PM
Donuel 27 Jul 20 - 05:18 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Jul 20 - 01:29 PM
Donuel 27 Jul 20 - 11:18 AM
Stilly River Sage 27 Jul 20 - 10:57 AM
Donuel 26 Jul 20 - 03:26 PM
Rapparee 25 Jul 20 - 09:47 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 Jul 20 - 09:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Jul 20 - 03:49 PM
Donuel 24 Jul 20 - 06:20 AM
Donuel 23 Jul 20 - 09:30 PM
Rapparee 23 Jul 20 - 09:03 PM
Donuel 23 Jul 20 - 07:02 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Jul 20 - 11:36 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Jul 20 - 10:51 PM
Rapparee 22 Jul 20 - 10:04 PM
Donuel 22 Jul 20 - 10:03 PM
Donuel 22 Jul 20 - 09:45 PM
Donuel 22 Jul 20 - 09:13 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Jul 20 - 07:24 PM
Rapparee 22 Jul 20 - 05:33 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Jul 20 - 04:12 PM
Donuel 22 Jul 20 - 04:03 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Jul 20 - 12:36 PM
Donuel 22 Jul 20 - 12:11 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Jul 20 - 11:12 AM
Donuel 22 Jul 20 - 10:15 AM
Rapparee 22 Jul 20 - 09:40 AM
Rapparee 22 Jul 20 - 09:39 AM
Donuel 22 Jul 20 - 04:53 AM
Rapparee 21 Jul 20 - 11:09 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Jul 20 - 07:28 PM
Donuel 21 Jul 20 - 06:58 PM
keberoxu 21 Jul 20 - 06:58 PM
Rapparee 21 Jul 20 - 06:12 PM
Donuel 21 Jul 20 - 04:50 PM
Donuel 21 Jul 20 - 01:33 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Jul 20 - 10:05 AM
Donuel 21 Jul 20 - 12:38 AM
Donuel 21 Jul 20 - 12:33 AM
Donuel 20 Jul 20 - 09:02 PM
Rapparee 20 Jul 20 - 08:56 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Jul 20 - 03:59 PM
Rapparee 19 Jul 20 - 10:23 PM
Donuel 19 Jul 20 - 01:23 PM
Donuel 18 Jul 20 - 07:11 PM
Donuel 18 Jul 20 - 06:12 PM
Stilly River Sage 18 Jul 20 - 03:51 PM
Rapparee 18 Jul 20 - 09:12 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Jul 20 - 11:32 PM
Rapparee 17 Jul 20 - 08:37 PM
Donuel 17 Jul 20 - 04:42 PM
Donuel 17 Jul 20 - 01:31 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Jul 20 - 12:03 PM
Donuel 17 Jul 20 - 08:00 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 Jul 20 - 07:09 PM
Donuel 16 Jul 20 - 09:36 AM
Rapparee 16 Jul 20 - 09:27 AM
Stilly River Sage 15 Jul 20 - 09:34 PM
Donuel 15 Jul 20 - 09:09 PM
Rapparee 15 Jul 20 - 09:07 PM
Donuel 15 Jul 20 - 06:28 PM
Stilly River Sage 15 Jul 20 - 12:36 PM
Rapparee 15 Jul 20 - 08:24 AM
Donuel 15 Jul 20 - 06:40 AM
Stilly River Sage 14 Jul 20 - 10:10 PM
Rapparee 14 Jul 20 - 08:57 PM
keberoxu 14 Jul 20 - 09:46 AM
Rapparee 14 Jul 20 - 09:01 AM
Donuel 14 Jul 20 - 05:13 AM
Donuel 13 Jul 20 - 09:19 PM
Rapparee 13 Jul 20 - 09:06 PM
Donuel 13 Jul 20 - 06:36 PM
Donuel 13 Jul 20 - 09:37 AM
Rapparee 12 Jul 20 - 09:12 PM
Stilly River Sage 12 Jul 20 - 10:19 AM
Rapparee 11 Jul 20 - 10:01 PM
Donuel 11 Jul 20 - 03:48 PM
Rapparee 11 Jul 20 - 12:42 PM
Donuel 11 Jul 20 - 10:58 AM
Rapparee 10 Jul 20 - 07:21 PM
Stilly River Sage 10 Jul 20 - 12:15 PM
Donuel 10 Jul 20 - 10:42 AM
Donuel 10 Jul 20 - 07:46 AM
Donuel 10 Jul 20 - 07:22 AM
Rapparee 09 Jul 20 - 09:57 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 Jul 20 - 04:29 PM
Donuel 08 Jul 20 - 06:32 PM
Rapparee 08 Jul 20 - 05:34 PM
keberoxu 07 Jul 20 - 04:07 PM
Stilly River Sage 07 Jul 20 - 01:21 AM
Donuel 06 Jul 20 - 09:01 PM
Donuel 06 Jul 20 - 02:53 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 Jul 20 - 10:23 PM
Rapparee 05 Jul 20 - 10:12 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 Jul 20 - 11:28 AM
Rapparee 05 Jul 20 - 11:17 AM
Donuel 05 Jul 20 - 08:46 AM
Rapparee 05 Jul 20 - 12:23 AM
keberoxu 04 Jul 20 - 04:49 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Jul 20 - 11:55 PM
Rapparee 03 Jul 20 - 10:02 PM
Donuel 02 Jul 20 - 09:45 PM
Rapparee 02 Jul 20 - 09:42 PM
Donuel 01 Jul 20 - 10:11 PM
Rapparee 01 Jul 20 - 09:25 PM
Donuel 01 Jul 20 - 10:31 AM
Donuel 01 Jul 20 - 09:41 AM
Donuel 30 Jun 20 - 09:42 PM
keberoxu 30 Jun 20 - 09:18 PM
Rapparee 30 Jun 20 - 09:04 PM
Donuel 30 Jun 20 - 06:43 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Jun 20 - 06:02 PM
Rapparee 30 Jun 20 - 08:34 AM
Donuel 30 Jun 20 - 07:21 AM
Rapparee 29 Jun 20 - 09:53 PM
Rapparee 29 Jun 20 - 06:47 PM
Donuel 29 Jun 20 - 06:03 PM
Stilly River Sage 29 Jun 20 - 05:34 PM
Stilly River Sage 29 Jun 20 - 05:31 PM
Donuel 29 Jun 20 - 02:55 PM
Donuel 29 Jun 20 - 11:41 AM
Stilly River Sage 29 Jun 20 - 11:11 AM
Rapparee 29 Jun 20 - 09:29 AM
Donuel 29 Jun 20 - 06:43 AM
Rapparee 28 Jun 20 - 06:25 PM
Donuel 28 Jun 20 - 01:04 PM
Donuel 28 Jun 20 - 07:25 AM
Donuel 27 Jun 20 - 07:46 AM
Donuel 26 Jun 20 - 08:45 AM
Rapparee 26 Jun 20 - 08:20 AM
Donuel 25 Jun 20 - 07:50 PM
Rapparee 25 Jun 20 - 09:20 AM
Donuel 24 Jun 20 - 09:37 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Jun 20 - 09:35 PM
Rapparee 24 Jun 20 - 09:26 PM
Donuel 23 Jun 20 - 10:00 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Jun 20 - 09:47 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Jun 20 - 03:31 PM
Donuel 23 Jun 20 - 06:23 AM
Rapparee 22 Jun 20 - 09:45 PM
Donuel 22 Jun 20 - 01:25 PM
Donuel 22 Jun 20 - 12:41 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Jun 20 - 12:13 PM
Donuel 22 Jun 20 - 07:53 AM
Stilly River Sage 21 Jun 20 - 10:01 PM
Rapparee 21 Jun 20 - 09:05 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Jun 20 - 11:35 AM
Rapparee 21 Jun 20 - 10:08 AM
Donuel 20 Jun 20 - 05:57 PM
Donuel 20 Jun 20 - 05:46 PM
Rapparee 20 Jun 20 - 05:35 PM
Donuel 20 Jun 20 - 12:52 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Jun 20 - 11:42 AM
Rapparee 19 Jun 20 - 08:47 PM
Donuel 19 Jun 20 - 06:58 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Jun 20 - 12:27 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Jun 20 - 12:26 PM
Donuel 19 Jun 20 - 09:40 AM
Donuel 19 Jun 20 - 07:46 AM
Rapparee 18 Jun 20 - 10:27 PM
Donuel 18 Jun 20 - 10:20 PM
Donuel 18 Jun 20 - 04:38 PM
Donuel 18 Jun 20 - 04:11 PM
Donuel 18 Jun 20 - 10:24 AM
Donuel 18 Jun 20 - 10:18 AM
Donuel 18 Jun 20 - 08:55 AM
Rapparee 17 Jun 20 - 09:25 PM
Rapparee 17 Jun 20 - 06:44 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Jun 20 - 02:46 PM
Donuel 17 Jun 20 - 02:19 PM
Rapparee 17 Jun 20 - 08:55 AM
Donuel 17 Jun 20 - 07:05 AM
Donuel 16 Jun 20 - 12:44 PM
Stilly River Sage 16 Jun 20 - 12:32 PM
Rapparee 15 Jun 20 - 06:43 PM
Donuel 15 Jun 20 - 05:12 PM
Rapparee 15 Jun 20 - 11:08 AM
Rapparee 13 Jun 20 - 10:07 PM
Donuel 13 Jun 20 - 04:24 AM
Rapparee 12 Jun 20 - 05:53 PM
Rapparee 11 Jun 20 - 11:02 PM
Donuel 10 Jun 20 - 09:48 PM
Rapparee 10 Jun 20 - 09:08 PM
Stilly River Sage 10 Jun 20 - 11:15 AM
Rapparee 09 Jun 20 - 08:34 PM
Donuel 08 Jun 20 - 10:26 PM
Rapparee 08 Jun 20 - 09:44 PM
Donuel 08 Jun 20 - 03:31 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Jun 20 - 11:44 AM
Donuel 08 Jun 20 - 09:50 AM
Donuel 08 Jun 20 - 09:00 AM
Stilly River Sage 07 Jun 20 - 08:39 PM
Rapparee 07 Jun 20 - 08:11 PM
Donuel 07 Jun 20 - 11:36 AM
Rapparee 06 Jun 20 - 09:47 PM
Donuel 06 Jun 20 - 06:12 PM
Stilly River Sage 06 Jun 20 - 03:28 PM
Donuel 06 Jun 20 - 03:10 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Jun 20 - 02:31 PM
Donuel 06 Jun 20 - 09:32 AM
Donuel 06 Jun 20 - 08:14 AM
Donuel 06 Jun 20 - 12:42 AM
Rapparee 05 Jun 20 - 09:44 PM
Donuel 05 Jun 20 - 04:42 PM
keberoxu 05 Jun 20 - 03:05 PM
Donuel 05 Jun 20 - 12:00 AM
Rapparee 04 Jun 20 - 09:27 PM
Donuel 04 Jun 20 - 09:22 PM
Donuel 04 Jun 20 - 09:13 PM
keberoxu 04 Jun 20 - 07:36 PM
Donuel 04 Jun 20 - 06:05 PM
Stilly River Sage 04 Jun 20 - 04:07 PM
Donuel 04 Jun 20 - 11:34 AM
Donuel 04 Jun 20 - 06:32 AM
Rapparee 03 Jun 20 - 09:53 PM
Donuel 02 Jun 20 - 09:57 PM
Rapparee 02 Jun 20 - 06:13 PM
Donuel 02 Jun 20 - 05:28 AM
Donuel 02 Jun 20 - 03:59 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Jun 20 - 10:31 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Jun 20 - 10:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Jun 20 - 10:29 PM
Rapparee 01 Jun 20 - 09:35 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Jun 20 - 09:14 PM
keberoxu 01 Jun 20 - 03:15 PM
Stilly River Sage 31 May 20 - 11:46 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 31 May 20 - 11:23 PM
Rapparee 31 May 20 - 08:24 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 May 20 - 05:47 PM
Donuel 30 May 20 - 05:18 PM
Donuel 30 May 20 - 07:20 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 May 20 - 07:01 AM
Rapparee 29 May 20 - 09:33 PM
Donuel 29 May 20 - 10:21 AM
Donuel 28 May 20 - 09:19 PM
Rapparee 28 May 20 - 08:30 PM
Donuel 28 May 20 - 01:36 PM
Rapparee 28 May 20 - 09:39 AM
Donuel 28 May 20 - 06:37 AM
Stilly River Sage 27 May 20 - 09:50 PM
Rapparee 27 May 20 - 09:35 PM
Donuel 27 May 20 - 07:55 AM
Donuel 27 May 20 - 04:57 AM
Stilly River Sage 27 May 20 - 12:29 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 May 20 - 11:12 PM
Donuel 26 May 20 - 10:43 AM
Donuel 25 May 20 - 10:32 PM
Donuel 25 May 20 - 09:28 PM
Rapparee 25 May 20 - 09:04 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 May 20 - 07:05 PM
Donuel 25 May 20 - 04:39 PM
Rapparee 25 May 20 - 08:42 AM
Rapparee 24 May 20 - 10:14 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 May 20 - 06:39 PM
Rapparee 24 May 20 - 02:40 PM
Donuel 24 May 20 - 12:46 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 May 20 - 12:55 AM
Donuel 23 May 20 - 09:57 PM
Rapparee 23 May 20 - 09:35 PM
Donuel 23 May 20 - 05:46 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 May 20 - 01:13 PM
Donuel 21 May 20 - 03:46 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 May 20 - 11:19 AM
Donuel 21 May 20 - 07:58 AM
Stilly River Sage 20 May 20 - 11:53 PM
Rapparee 20 May 20 - 08:21 PM
Donuel 20 May 20 - 07:57 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 May 20 - 03:47 PM
Donuel 20 May 20 - 03:17 PM
Rapparee 20 May 20 - 02:11 PM
Donuel 20 May 20 - 01:34 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 May 20 - 01:02 PM
gnu 20 May 20 - 12:55 PM
Donuel 20 May 20 - 10:24 AM
Donuel 20 May 20 - 10:14 AM
Rapparee 19 May 20 - 09:00 PM
Donuel 19 May 20 - 01:02 PM
Rapparee 19 May 20 - 11:26 AM
Donuel 19 May 20 - 07:28 AM
Stilly River Sage 18 May 20 - 11:38 PM
Rapparee 18 May 20 - 08:29 PM
Donuel 18 May 20 - 08:18 PM
Donuel 18 May 20 - 09:01 AM
Donuel 18 May 20 - 08:36 AM
Rapparee 17 May 20 - 09:54 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 May 20 - 01:59 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 May 20 - 02:16 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 May 20 - 11:26 PM
Rapparee 16 May 20 - 09:50 PM
Rapparee 16 May 20 - 09:48 PM
Rapparee 16 May 20 - 09:46 PM
Donuel 16 May 20 - 02:17 PM
Stilly River Sage 16 May 20 - 12:59 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 May 20 - 07:03 AM
Stilly River Sage 16 May 20 - 02:28 AM
Rapparee 15 May 20 - 09:02 PM
Rapparee 15 May 20 - 08:50 PM
Stilly River Sage 15 May 20 - 05:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 May 20 - 04:28 PM
Rapparee 15 May 20 - 04:23 PM
Rapparee 15 May 20 - 04:21 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 May 20 - 01:27 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 May 20 - 05:55 PM
Rapparee 14 May 20 - 04:54 PM
Donuel 14 May 20 - 03:36 PM
Stilly River Sage 14 May 20 - 12:26 PM
Donuel 14 May 20 - 12:25 PM
Donuel 14 May 20 - 11:51 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 May 20 - 10:07 AM
Donuel 14 May 20 - 01:11 AM
Stilly River Sage 14 May 20 - 12:41 AM
Rapparee 13 May 20 - 09:43 PM
Donuel 13 May 20 - 08:01 AM
Donuel 13 May 20 - 07:49 AM
Rapparee 13 May 20 - 07:35 AM
Donuel 12 May 20 - 10:18 AM
Donuel 12 May 20 - 09:18 AM
Rapparee 11 May 20 - 06:14 PM
Donuel 10 May 20 - 08:21 AM
Rapparee 09 May 20 - 09:52 PM
Rapparee 09 May 20 - 09:51 PM
Rapparee 09 May 20 - 09:51 PM
Donuel 09 May 20 - 02:57 PM
Donuel 09 May 20 - 02:30 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 May 20 - 02:20 PM
Donuel 09 May 20 - 02:12 PM
Donuel 09 May 20 - 12:36 PM
Rapparee 09 May 20 - 09:41 AM
Rapparee 08 May 20 - 11:28 AM
Donuel 08 May 20 - 09:44 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 May 20 - 08:10 PM
Stilly River Sage 07 May 20 - 04:32 PM
Rapparee 07 May 20 - 10:09 AM
Stilly River Sage 07 May 20 - 12:48 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 May 20 - 11:03 PM
Rapparee 06 May 20 - 10:23 PM
Rapparee 04 May 20 - 09:39 PM
Rapparee 03 May 20 - 08:13 PM
Donuel 03 May 20 - 03:35 PM
Rapparee 02 May 20 - 10:08 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 May 20 - 05:55 PM
Rapparee 02 May 20 - 04:20 PM
Rapparee 02 May 20 - 04:19 PM
Donuel 02 May 20 - 03:40 PM
Rapparee 02 May 20 - 01:18 PM
Donuel 02 May 20 - 10:52 AM
Rapparee 01 May 20 - 09:34 PM
Rapparee 01 May 20 - 06:15 PM
Donuel 01 May 20 - 01:59 PM
Donuel 01 May 20 - 01:56 PM
Rapparee 30 Apr 20 - 08:40 PM
Donuel 30 Apr 20 - 04:40 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Apr 20 - 02:42 PM
Rapparee 30 Apr 20 - 01:23 PM
Donuel 30 Apr 20 - 08:49 AM
Rapparee 29 Apr 20 - 10:13 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Apr 20 - 07:16 PM
Stilly River Sage 28 Apr 20 - 11:20 PM
Rapparee 28 Apr 20 - 10:06 PM
Rapparee 27 Apr 20 - 08:42 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 Apr 20 - 06:49 PM
Rapparee 27 Apr 20 - 06:46 PM
Donuel 27 Apr 20 - 11:09 AM
Rapparee 27 Apr 20 - 10:41 AM
Donuel 27 Apr 20 - 07:43 AM
Stilly River Sage 27 Apr 20 - 01:25 AM
Rapparee 26 Apr 20 - 09:37 PM
Donuel 26 Apr 20 - 11:19 AM
Stilly River Sage 26 Apr 20 - 11:10 AM
Donuel 26 Apr 20 - 09:14 AM
keberoxu 26 Apr 20 - 09:01 AM
Donuel 24 Apr 20 - 08:27 PM
Rapparee 24 Apr 20 - 07:29 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 Apr 20 - 01:36 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Apr 20 - 09:57 PM
Donuel 23 Apr 20 - 08:36 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Apr 20 - 06:24 PM
Donuel 23 Apr 20 - 03:13 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Apr 20 - 01:22 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Apr 20 - 08:03 AM
Donuel 22 Apr 20 - 09:22 PM
Rapparee 22 Apr 20 - 09:07 PM
Donuel 22 Apr 20 - 11:01 AM
Donuel 21 Apr 20 - 10:34 PM
Rapparee 21 Apr 20 - 10:15 PM
Donuel 21 Apr 20 - 06:34 PM
Donuel 21 Apr 20 - 02:55 PM
Rapparee 20 Apr 20 - 08:47 PM
Donuel 19 Apr 20 - 01:20 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Apr 20 - 01:02 PM
Donuel 19 Apr 20 - 08:44 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Apr 20 - 07:14 AM
Rapparee 18 Apr 20 - 09:47 PM
keberoxu 18 Apr 20 - 07:38 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Apr 20 - 01:40 PM
Donuel 17 Apr 20 - 05:44 PM
Donuel 17 Apr 20 - 04:55 PM
Donuel 17 Apr 20 - 04:34 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Apr 20 - 02:26 PM
Rapparee 17 Apr 20 - 12:37 PM
Donuel 17 Apr 20 - 11:36 AM
Stilly River Sage 17 Apr 20 - 10:51 AM
Rapparee 16 Apr 20 - 12:23 PM
Stilly River Sage 16 Apr 20 - 01:42 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 Apr 20 - 01:17 AM
Rapparee 15 Apr 20 - 09:57 PM
Rapparee 14 Apr 20 - 08:56 PM
Stilly River Sage 14 Apr 20 - 08:44 PM
Donuel 14 Apr 20 - 07:48 PM
Donuel 14 Apr 20 - 09:48 AM
Donuel 13 Apr 20 - 05:33 PM
Donuel 13 Apr 20 - 09:15 AM
Rapparee 12 Apr 20 - 07:33 PM
Stilly River Sage 12 Apr 20 - 02:45 PM
Donuel 12 Apr 20 - 02:20 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Apr 20 - 12:49 PM
Donuel 12 Apr 20 - 09:29 AM
Stilly River Sage 12 Apr 20 - 02:09 AM
Donuel 11 Apr 20 - 08:42 AM
Rapparee 10 Apr 20 - 10:49 PM
Stilly River Sage 10 Apr 20 - 09:43 PM
Donuel 10 Apr 20 - 08:31 PM
Rapparee 09 Apr 20 - 10:24 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 Apr 20 - 10:45 AM
Donuel 08 Apr 20 - 09:28 PM
Donuel 08 Apr 20 - 09:13 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Apr 20 - 10:34 PM
Rapparee 07 Apr 20 - 09:13 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Apr 20 - 05:18 PM
Donuel 07 Apr 20 - 08:57 AM
Donuel 06 Apr 20 - 10:01 PM
Rapparee 06 Apr 20 - 09:39 PM
keberoxu 06 Apr 20 - 07:31 PM
Donuel 06 Apr 20 - 07:21 PM
Donuel 06 Apr 20 - 05:48 PM
Donuel 06 Apr 20 - 03:00 PM
Donuel 06 Apr 20 - 01:04 PM
Donuel 06 Apr 20 - 09:26 AM
Rapparee 06 Apr 20 - 07:37 AM
Rapparee 05 Apr 20 - 09:01 PM
Rapparee 05 Apr 20 - 06:35 PM
Donuel 05 Apr 20 - 09:52 AM
Rapparee 04 Apr 20 - 11:02 AM
Stilly River Sage 04 Apr 20 - 12:05 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Apr 20 - 11:25 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Apr 20 - 09:54 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Apr 20 - 08:17 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Apr 20 - 08:06 PM
Rapparee 03 Apr 20 - 01:21 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Apr 20 - 11:59 PM
Rapparee 02 Apr 20 - 07:34 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Apr 20 - 07:19 PM
Donuel 01 Apr 20 - 12:38 PM
Stilly River Sage 01 Apr 20 - 11:13 AM
Rapparee 01 Apr 20 - 09:45 AM
Donuel 31 Mar 20 - 10:02 PM
Rapparee 31 Mar 20 - 09:30 PM
Stilly River Sage 31 Mar 20 - 06:24 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 31 Mar 20 - 06:19 PM
Donuel 31 Mar 20 - 03:58 PM
Stilly River Sage 31 Mar 20 - 11:27 AM
Rapparee 31 Mar 20 - 08:17 AM
Donuel 31 Mar 20 - 05:57 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 31 Mar 20 - 04:39 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Mar 20 - 07:27 PM
Rapparee 30 Mar 20 - 11:07 AM
Stilly River Sage 30 Mar 20 - 11:04 AM
Donuel 30 Mar 20 - 07:56 AM
Rapparee 29 Mar 20 - 10:41 PM
Stilly River Sage 29 Mar 20 - 12:59 PM
Donuel 29 Mar 20 - 12:53 PM
Rapparee 28 Mar 20 - 09:16 PM
Donuel 28 Mar 20 - 06:51 PM
Donuel 28 Mar 20 - 03:57 PM
Donuel 27 Mar 20 - 03:15 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 Mar 20 - 11:20 AM
Donuel 27 Mar 20 - 10:11 AM
Rapparee 26 Mar 20 - 08:34 PM
keberoxu 26 Mar 20 - 07:23 PM
Stilly River Sage 26 Mar 20 - 06:07 PM
Donuel 26 Mar 20 - 04:33 PM
Donuel 26 Mar 20 - 04:20 PM
Stilly River Sage 26 Mar 20 - 03:30 PM
gnu 26 Mar 20 - 05:58 AM
Rapparee 25 Mar 20 - 10:28 PM
Donuel 25 Mar 20 - 04:31 PM
Rapparee 24 Mar 20 - 09:37 PM
Donuel 24 Mar 20 - 01:40 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 Mar 20 - 12:31 PM
Donuel 23 Mar 20 - 10:02 PM
Rapparee 23 Mar 20 - 09:49 PM
Donuel 23 Mar 20 - 05:58 PM
Donuel 23 Mar 20 - 04:12 PM
Rapparee 23 Mar 20 - 04:08 PM
Donuel 23 Mar 20 - 07:04 AM
Rapparee 22 Mar 20 - 10:44 PM
Donuel 22 Mar 20 - 07:27 PM
Rapparee 22 Mar 20 - 07:25 PM
Rapparee 21 Mar 20 - 02:47 PM
Donuel 21 Mar 20 - 08:15 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Mar 20 - 07:52 AM
Donuel 20 Mar 20 - 09:03 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Mar 20 - 05:47 PM
Rapparee 20 Mar 20 - 04:56 PM
gnu 20 Mar 20 - 01:07 PM
Donuel 20 Mar 20 - 11:53 AM
Donuel 19 Mar 20 - 10:30 PM
Rapparee 19 Mar 20 - 07:02 PM
Donuel 19 Mar 20 - 08:40 AM
Donuel 19 Mar 20 - 07:16 AM
Rapparee 18 Mar 20 - 08:16 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Mar 20 - 06:23 PM
Rapparee 18 Mar 20 - 05:55 PM
Stilly River Sage 18 Mar 20 - 11:47 AM
Rapparee 18 Mar 20 - 07:37 AM
Rapparee 17 Mar 20 - 11:19 PM
Rapparee 17 Mar 20 - 11:18 PM
Donuel 17 Mar 20 - 09:02 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Mar 20 - 07:48 PM
Donuel 17 Mar 20 - 06:18 PM
Donuel 17 Mar 20 - 04:47 PM
Rapparee 17 Mar 20 - 03:03 PM
gnu 17 Mar 20 - 02:43 PM
Donuel 17 Mar 20 - 01:52 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Mar 20 - 12:10 PM
Donuel 17 Mar 20 - 11:10 AM
Rapparee 17 Mar 20 - 09:53 AM
Rapparee 17 Mar 20 - 09:16 AM
Stilly River Sage 16 Mar 20 - 12:17 AM
Rapparee 15 Mar 20 - 05:22 PM
Stilly River Sage 15 Mar 20 - 01:14 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 Mar 20 - 12:37 PM
Donuel 15 Mar 20 - 11:47 AM
Donuel 15 Mar 20 - 10:59 AM
Donuel 15 Mar 20 - 10:51 AM
gnu 15 Mar 20 - 09:48 AM
Rapparee 14 Mar 20 - 08:45 AM
Donuel 14 Mar 20 - 07:12 AM
Rapparee 13 Mar 20 - 10:41 PM
Donuel 13 Mar 20 - 05:21 PM
Donuel 12 Mar 20 - 06:18 AM
Rapparee 11 Mar 20 - 10:37 PM
Donuel 11 Mar 20 - 08:30 AM
Rapparee 10 Mar 20 - 11:48 PM
Stilly River Sage 10 Mar 20 - 03:50 PM
Donuel 10 Mar 20 - 03:35 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Mar 20 - 03:31 PM
Donuel 10 Mar 20 - 02:36 PM
Stilly River Sage 10 Mar 20 - 10:45 AM
Donuel 10 Mar 20 - 07:07 AM
Rapparee 09 Mar 20 - 11:12 PM
Donuel 09 Mar 20 - 01:46 PM
Rapparee 09 Mar 20 - 09:48 AM
Donuel 09 Mar 20 - 09:33 AM
Donuel 09 Mar 20 - 07:12 AM
Rapparee 08 Mar 20 - 11:07 PM
Donuel 08 Mar 20 - 01:26 PM
Donuel 08 Mar 20 - 12:22 PM
Rapparee 08 Mar 20 - 11:42 AM
Stilly River Sage 08 Mar 20 - 09:54 AM
Donuel 08 Mar 20 - 08:10 AM
Donuel 07 Mar 20 - 09:29 PM
Stilly River Sage 07 Mar 20 - 09:23 PM
Donuel 07 Mar 20 - 03:20 PM
Rapparee 07 Mar 20 - 02:17 PM
Donuel 07 Mar 20 - 08:28 AM
Rapparee 07 Mar 20 - 07:58 AM
Donuel 06 Mar 20 - 05:04 PM
Donuel 06 Mar 20 - 01:30 PM
keberoxu 06 Mar 20 - 01:10 PM
Stilly River Sage 06 Mar 20 - 12:32 PM
keberoxu 06 Mar 20 - 12:21 PM
Stilly River Sage 06 Mar 20 - 11:36 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Mar 20 - 10:06 AM
Rapparee 06 Mar 20 - 09:53 AM
Donuel 06 Mar 20 - 09:28 AM
Rapparee 05 Mar 20 - 11:25 PM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 04:09 PM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 03:58 PM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 03:49 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 Mar 20 - 03:46 PM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 03:37 PM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 03:02 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Mar 20 - 12:41 PM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 12:14 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 Mar 20 - 12:06 PM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 12:04 PM
Rapparee 05 Mar 20 - 09:51 AM
Donuel 05 Mar 20 - 05:30 AM
Rapparee 05 Mar 20 - 02:38 AM
GUEST, The Galactic Overlord 04 Mar 20 - 09:20 PM
Donuel 04 Mar 20 - 07:22 PM
Rapparee 04 Mar 20 - 07:11 PM
Donuel 04 Mar 20 - 06:33 PM
Rapparee 03 Mar 20 - 10:13 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Mar 20 - 12:15 PM
Donuel 03 Mar 20 - 11:33 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Mar 20 - 08:54 AM
Donuel 03 Mar 20 - 06:04 AM
Rapparee 02 Mar 20 - 10:41 PM
Donuel 02 Mar 20 - 08:08 PM
Donuel 02 Mar 20 - 02:27 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Mar 20 - 01:06 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Mar 20 - 12:28 PM
Rapparee 02 Mar 20 - 09:33 AM
Rapparee 02 Mar 20 - 09:29 AM
Donuel 02 Mar 20 - 08:16 AM
Rapparee 02 Mar 20 - 08:06 AM
Stilly River Sage 02 Mar 20 - 12:11 AM
Rapparee 01 Mar 20 - 10:00 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Mar 20 - 02:02 PM
Donuel 01 Mar 20 - 10:41 AM
Donuel 01 Mar 20 - 10:22 AM
Rapparee 01 Mar 20 - 09:33 AM
Donuel 29 Feb 20 - 05:39 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Feb 20 - 03:26 PM
keberoxu 29 Feb 20 - 02:02 PM
Donuel 29 Feb 20 - 01:25 PM
Rapparee 29 Feb 20 - 01:15 PM
Donuel 28 Feb 20 - 11:10 PM
Rapparee 28 Feb 20 - 10:16 PM
Stilly River Sage 28 Feb 20 - 12:53 PM
Donuel 27 Feb 20 - 11:23 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Feb 20 - 10:54 PM
Donuel 27 Feb 20 - 08:03 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Feb 20 - 06:37 PM
keberoxu 27 Feb 20 - 06:31 PM
Donuel 27 Feb 20 - 05:08 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 Feb 20 - 04:43 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Feb 20 - 01:51 PM
Donuel 27 Feb 20 - 01:00 PM
Donuel 26 Feb 20 - 05:32 AM
Rapparee 25 Feb 20 - 08:50 PM
Donuel 25 Feb 20 - 05:20 PM
Rapparee 24 Feb 20 - 10:25 PM
gnu 24 Feb 20 - 04:33 PM
Donuel 24 Feb 20 - 01:21 PM
Stilly River Sage 24 Feb 20 - 01:11 PM
Donuel 24 Feb 20 - 09:31 AM
Rapparee 24 Feb 20 - 07:34 AM
Donuel 24 Feb 20 - 07:23 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Feb 20 - 01:13 AM
Rapparee 23 Feb 20 - 09:14 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Feb 20 - 08:21 PM
Rapparee 22 Feb 20 - 09:43 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Feb 20 - 03:19 PM
Rapparee 21 Feb 20 - 03:47 PM
Donuel 20 Feb 20 - 04:35 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Feb 20 - 03:36 PM
Donuel 20 Feb 20 - 12:56 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Feb 20 - 12:49 PM
Rapparee 19 Feb 20 - 09:49 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Feb 20 - 08:31 PM
Donuel 19 Feb 20 - 05:41 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Feb 20 - 03:27 PM
keberoxu 19 Feb 20 - 03:07 PM
Rapparee 19 Feb 20 - 08:21 AM
Rapparee 18 Feb 20 - 10:23 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Feb 20 - 09:19 PM
Rapparee 18 Feb 20 - 09:00 PM
Rapparee 17 Feb 20 - 08:40 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Feb 20 - 04:35 PM
Donuel 17 Feb 20 - 01:32 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Feb 20 - 01:27 PM
Rapparee 17 Feb 20 - 11:14 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Feb 20 - 11:07 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Feb 20 - 09:09 AM
Donuel 17 Feb 20 - 08:27 AM
Donuel 17 Feb 20 - 08:17 AM
Rapparee 16 Feb 20 - 09:55 PM
Rapparee 15 Feb 20 - 10:32 PM
Donuel 15 Feb 20 - 07:15 PM
Rapparee 15 Feb 20 - 01:36 PM
Stilly River Sage 15 Feb 20 - 12:40 PM
Donuel 15 Feb 20 - 11:58 AM
Rapparee 15 Feb 20 - 09:46 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Feb 20 - 10:39 PM
Donuel 14 Feb 20 - 07:48 PM
keberoxu 14 Feb 20 - 07:16 PM
Rapparee 14 Feb 20 - 06:03 PM
Donuel 14 Feb 20 - 03:13 PM
Donuel 14 Feb 20 - 11:45 AM
Stilly River Sage 13 Feb 20 - 10:14 PM
Rapparee 13 Feb 20 - 09:50 PM
Donuel 13 Feb 20 - 12:52 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Feb 20 - 09:10 AM
Donuel 13 Feb 20 - 06:52 AM
keberoxu 12 Feb 20 - 11:22 PM
Rapparee 12 Feb 20 - 09:17 PM
Rapparee 11 Feb 20 - 10:35 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Feb 20 - 07:39 PM
Rapparee 11 Feb 20 - 05:59 PM
Donuel 11 Feb 20 - 04:01 PM
Stilly River Sage 11 Feb 20 - 03:51 PM
Donuel 11 Feb 20 - 11:34 AM
Rapparee 11 Feb 20 - 08:26 AM
Donuel 11 Feb 20 - 08:20 AM
Donuel 10 Feb 20 - 07:10 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Feb 20 - 05:00 PM
Rapparee 10 Feb 20 - 01:58 PM
Donuel 09 Feb 20 - 03:24 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Feb 20 - 11:35 AM
Donuel 09 Feb 20 - 09:47 AM
Donuel 09 Feb 20 - 09:40 AM
Rapparee 08 Feb 20 - 10:22 PM
Donuel 08 Feb 20 - 05:59 PM
Rapparee 08 Feb 20 - 02:27 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Feb 20 - 12:12 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Feb 20 - 11:04 AM
Rapparee 08 Feb 20 - 10:07 AM
Donuel 08 Feb 20 - 09:08 AM
Donuel 07 Feb 20 - 08:44 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Feb 20 - 08:39 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Feb 20 - 07:17 PM
Rapparee 07 Feb 20 - 06:39 PM
Donuel 07 Feb 20 - 05:40 PM
Donuel 07 Feb 20 - 05:08 PM
Donuel 07 Feb 20 - 05:06 PM
Donuel 07 Feb 20 - 04:07 PM
Donuel 06 Feb 20 - 07:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Feb 20 - 07:09 PM
Stilly River Sage 06 Feb 20 - 12:10 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Feb 20 - 09:53 AM
Rapparee 06 Feb 20 - 08:58 AM
Donuel 06 Feb 20 - 07:10 AM
Donuel 06 Feb 20 - 07:09 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Feb 20 - 12:23 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Feb 20 - 11:34 PM
Donuel 05 Feb 20 - 08:52 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Feb 20 - 08:23 PM
keberoxu 05 Feb 20 - 07:39 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Feb 20 - 05:30 PM
Donuel 05 Feb 20 - 05:23 PM
Donuel 05 Feb 20 - 04:09 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Feb 20 - 03:48 PM
Donuel 05 Feb 20 - 03:34 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 Feb 20 - 02:30 PM
Rapparee 05 Feb 20 - 02:11 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Feb 20 - 01:33 PM
Donuel 05 Feb 20 - 10:44 AM
Donuel 04 Feb 20 - 11:55 AM
Donuel 04 Feb 20 - 11:29 AM
Donuel 04 Feb 20 - 06:25 AM
Rapparee 03 Feb 20 - 08:33 PM
Rapparee 02 Feb 20 - 08:49 PM
keberoxu 02 Feb 20 - 06:57 PM
Rapparee 02 Feb 20 - 05:36 PM
Donuel 02 Feb 20 - 01:18 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Feb 20 - 12:32 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Feb 20 - 11:48 AM
Donuel 02 Feb 20 - 11:30 AM
Donuel 02 Feb 20 - 10:30 AM
Rapparee 02 Feb 20 - 09:35 AM
Rapparee 02 Feb 20 - 09:32 AM
Rapparee 02 Feb 20 - 08:33 AM
Senoufou 02 Feb 20 - 03:48 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Feb 20 - 12:14 AM
Rapparee 01 Feb 20 - 10:23 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Feb 20 - 03:27 PM
Donuel 01 Feb 20 - 10:49 AM
Rapparee 01 Feb 20 - 09:44 AM
Stilly River Sage 31 Jan 20 - 10:46 PM
Rapparee 31 Jan 20 - 06:17 PM
Donuel 31 Jan 20 - 06:33 AM
Donuel 31 Jan 20 - 06:15 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Jan 20 - 05:44 PM
Rapparee 30 Jan 20 - 04:06 PM
Rapparee 30 Jan 20 - 01:16 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Jan 20 - 12:54 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Jan 20 - 09:08 AM
Donuel 30 Jan 20 - 07:44 AM
Stilly River Sage 29 Jan 20 - 10:58 PM
Rapparee 29 Jan 20 - 06:49 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Jan 20 - 05:39 PM
Rapparee 29 Jan 20 - 04:51 PM
Donuel 29 Jan 20 - 09:13 AM
Donuel 29 Jan 20 - 08:32 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Jan 20 - 07:16 AM
Donuel 29 Jan 20 - 06:47 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Jan 20 - 11:21 PM
Rapparee 28 Jan 20 - 07:48 PM
Donuel 28 Jan 20 - 03:15 PM
Donuel 28 Jan 20 - 02:34 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Jan 20 - 12:31 PM
Donuel 28 Jan 20 - 10:24 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Jan 20 - 09:44 AM
Rapparee 28 Jan 20 - 08:41 AM
Rapparee 27 Jan 20 - 02:25 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Jan 20 - 02:11 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 Jan 20 - 12:33 PM
Rapparee 27 Jan 20 - 12:04 PM
Donuel 27 Jan 20 - 09:47 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Jan 20 - 09:07 AM
Donuel 27 Jan 20 - 08:12 AM
Rapparee 27 Jan 20 - 07:57 AM
Donuel 26 Jan 20 - 03:35 PM
Rapparee 26 Jan 20 - 01:26 PM
Rapparee 26 Jan 20 - 09:17 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Jan 20 - 11:14 PM
Rapparee 25 Jan 20 - 10:25 PM
Donuel 25 Jan 20 - 04:39 PM
Stilly River Sage 25 Jan 20 - 02:48 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Jan 20 - 02:40 PM
gnu 25 Jan 20 - 05:28 AM
Donuel 25 Jan 20 - 02:25 AM
Donuel 25 Jan 20 - 02:08 AM
Rapparee 25 Jan 20 - 12:40 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Jan 20 - 11:25 PM
Rapparee 24 Jan 20 - 08:26 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Jan 20 - 02:27 PM
keberoxu 24 Jan 20 - 02:00 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Jan 20 - 10:41 AM
Donuel 24 Jan 20 - 09:15 AM
Rapparee 24 Jan 20 - 09:04 AM
Donuel 24 Jan 20 - 06:30 AM
Stilly River Sage 23 Jan 20 - 04:00 PM
keberoxu 23 Jan 20 - 02:33 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Jan 20 - 12:52 PM
Donuel 23 Jan 20 - 07:08 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Jan 20 - 11:51 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Jan 20 - 11:12 PM
Rapparee 22 Jan 20 - 09:57 PM
Donuel 22 Jan 20 - 03:13 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Jan 20 - 09:39 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Jan 20 - 09:34 PM
Donuel 21 Jan 20 - 09:34 PM
Rapparee 21 Jan 20 - 08:39 PM
Donuel 21 Jan 20 - 08:04 PM
Rapparee 21 Jan 20 - 07:23 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Jan 20 - 07:04 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Jan 20 - 04:43 PM
Donuel 21 Jan 20 - 03:02 PM
keberoxu 21 Jan 20 - 12:27 PM
Rapparee 21 Jan 20 - 07:58 AM
Donuel 21 Jan 20 - 07:16 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Jan 20 - 09:20 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Jan 20 - 08:45 PM
Rapparee 20 Jan 20 - 08:26 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Jan 20 - 07:47 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 06:20 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 05:49 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Jan 20 - 05:32 PM
khandu 20 Jan 20 - 04:47 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 04:32 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 04:25 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 04:00 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 03:31 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 03:13 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 03:05 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 02:56 PM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 02:51 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Jan 20 - 01:55 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Jan 20 - 12:52 PM
khandu 20 Jan 20 - 12:14 PM
khandu 20 Jan 20 - 11:20 AM
Donuel 20 Jan 20 - 09:33 AM
Rapparee 20 Jan 20 - 09:10 AM
khandu 20 Jan 20 - 12:17 AM
Stilly River Sage 19 Jan 20 - 11:50 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Jan 20 - 11:27 PM
GUEST, freds 19 Jan 20 - 07:31 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Jan 20 - 06:09 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Jan 20 - 06:07 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Jan 20 - 05:36 PM
Donuel 19 Jan 20 - 03:56 PM
Donuel 19 Jan 20 - 03:11 PM
khandu 19 Jan 20 - 02:43 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Jan 20 - 11:11 AM
Donuel 19 Jan 20 - 08:52 AM
Donuel 19 Jan 20 - 07:52 AM
Donuel 19 Jan 20 - 07:42 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Jan 20 - 03:20 PM
Donuel 18 Jan 20 - 02:47 PM
Donuel 18 Jan 20 - 02:33 PM
Donuel 18 Jan 20 - 11:05 AM
Rapparee 18 Jan 20 - 09:36 AM
Donuel 17 Jan 20 - 10:02 PM
Donuel 17 Jan 20 - 09:43 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Jan 20 - 08:17 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Jan 20 - 07:57 PM
Rapparee 17 Jan 20 - 06:44 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Jan 20 - 12:29 PM
Donuel 17 Jan 20 - 10:48 AM
Rapparee 17 Jan 20 - 08:49 AM
Donuel 16 Jan 20 - 04:33 PM
Rapparee 15 Jan 20 - 03:25 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 Jan 20 - 06:53 AM
Rapparee 14 Jan 20 - 09:37 PM
Donuel 14 Jan 20 - 08:39 AM
Donuel 14 Jan 20 - 06:25 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Jan 20 - 11:10 PM
Rapparee 13 Jan 20 - 08:46 PM
Donuel 13 Jan 20 - 07:44 PM
Rapparee 13 Jan 20 - 06:35 PM
Donuel 13 Jan 20 - 04:27 PM
Stilly River Sage 13 Jan 20 - 02:02 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Jan 20 - 06:49 PM
Rapparee 12 Jan 20 - 05:54 PM
Donuel 12 Jan 20 - 11:49 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Jan 20 - 11:23 AM
Stilly River Sage 12 Jan 20 - 10:45 AM
Rapparee 11 Jan 20 - 10:22 PM
Donuel 11 Jan 20 - 10:34 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jan 20 - 10:18 AM
Donuel 11 Jan 20 - 09:16 AM
Rapparee 11 Jan 20 - 07:57 AM
Rapparee 10 Jan 20 - 11:14 PM
Donuel 10 Jan 20 - 05:22 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Jan 20 - 09:23 AM
Donuel 10 Jan 20 - 06:15 AM
Rapparee 09 Jan 20 - 11:24 PM
Donuel 09 Jan 20 - 09:14 PM
Stilly River Sage 09 Jan 20 - 08:49 PM
Donuel 09 Jan 20 - 05:40 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Jan 20 - 05:17 PM
Donuel 09 Jan 20 - 03:24 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Jan 20 - 02:58 PM
Donuel 09 Jan 20 - 01:15 PM
Donuel 09 Jan 20 - 08:38 AM
Rapparee 09 Jan 20 - 08:20 AM
Stilly River Sage 09 Jan 20 - 02:21 AM
Donuel 08 Jan 20 - 08:39 PM
Rapparee 08 Jan 20 - 08:24 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Jan 20 - 06:09 PM
Rapparee 08 Jan 20 - 05:06 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Jan 20 - 03:22 PM
keberoxu 08 Jan 20 - 12:41 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Jan 20 - 12:30 PM
Donuel 07 Jan 20 - 07:34 AM
Rapparee 06 Jan 20 - 07:48 AM
Donuel 05 Jan 20 - 07:54 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Jan 20 - 05:20 PM
Rapparee 05 Jan 20 - 05:00 PM
Rapparee 04 Jan 20 - 10:30 PM
Donuel 04 Jan 20 - 04:20 PM
Rapparee 03 Jan 20 - 09:41 PM
Donuel 03 Jan 20 - 08:06 PM
Rapparee 03 Jan 20 - 02:12 PM
keberoxu 03 Jan 20 - 01:48 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Jan 20 - 10:13 AM
Donuel 03 Jan 20 - 09:42 AM
Donuel 03 Jan 20 - 09:13 AM
Donuel 03 Jan 20 - 06:31 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 03 Jan 20 - 06:07 AM
Stilly River Sage 02 Jan 20 - 11:49 PM
Rapparee 02 Jan 20 - 10:48 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Jan 20 - 07:35 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Jan 20 - 06:58 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Jan 20 - 02:39 PM
Rapparee 01 Jan 20 - 06:19 PM
keberoxu 01 Jan 20 - 04:35 PM
Rapparee 30 Dec 19 - 08:42 PM
keberoxu 30 Dec 19 - 07:22 AM
Donuel 29 Dec 19 - 08:18 AM
Donuel 29 Dec 19 - 07:39 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Dec 19 - 10:30 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 28 Dec 19 - 10:29 AM
Rapparee 28 Dec 19 - 09:45 AM
Donuel 28 Dec 19 - 09:36 AM
Donuel 28 Dec 19 - 08:40 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Dec 19 - 11:27 PM
Rapparee 27 Dec 19 - 09:21 PM
keberoxu 26 Dec 19 - 08:25 PM
Rapparee 26 Dec 19 - 08:23 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Dec 19 - 03:31 PM
Stilly River Sage 23 Dec 19 - 10:09 AM
Rapparee 23 Dec 19 - 09:26 AM
Rapparee 23 Dec 19 - 08:17 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Dec 19 - 08:03 AM
Rapparee 22 Dec 19 - 08:05 AM
Rapparee 19 Dec 19 - 08:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Dec 19 - 10:51 PM
Rapparee 18 Dec 19 - 09:24 PM
Rapparee 17 Dec 19 - 02:22 PM
Donuel 17 Dec 19 - 12:54 PM
Donuel 17 Dec 19 - 11:07 AM
Stilly River Sage 17 Dec 19 - 12:35 AM
Donuel 16 Dec 19 - 07:47 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 Dec 19 - 08:49 PM
Stilly River Sage 15 Dec 19 - 05:48 PM
Rapparee 15 Dec 19 - 04:05 PM
Donuel 15 Dec 19 - 10:54 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 Dec 19 - 10:14 AM
Donuel 14 Dec 19 - 12:19 PM
Stilly River Sage 13 Dec 19 - 10:29 AM
Rapparee 13 Dec 19 - 08:50 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 13 Dec 19 - 08:30 AM
Stilly River Sage 13 Dec 19 - 01:00 AM
Donuel 12 Dec 19 - 10:17 PM
Donuel 11 Dec 19 - 08:55 PM
Donuel 11 Dec 19 - 08:39 PM
Donuel 11 Dec 19 - 08:17 PM
Stilly River Sage 11 Dec 19 - 10:39 AM
Rapparee 10 Dec 19 - 07:55 AM
Donuel 09 Dec 19 - 08:19 AM
Rapparee 08 Dec 19 - 09:18 PM
Donuel 08 Dec 19 - 03:03 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Dec 19 - 02:04 PM
Rapparee 07 Dec 19 - 10:30 PM
Donuel 07 Dec 19 - 10:52 AM
Rapparee 06 Dec 19 - 10:04 PM
Donuel 06 Dec 19 - 09:26 AM
Donuel 06 Dec 19 - 09:12 AM
Donuel 06 Dec 19 - 08:18 AM
Rapparee 06 Dec 19 - 08:00 AM
Stilly River Sage 05 Dec 19 - 09:39 PM
Donuel 05 Dec 19 - 08:00 PM
Rapparee 05 Dec 19 - 07:23 PM
Donuel 04 Dec 19 - 12:00 PM
Stilly River Sage 04 Dec 19 - 11:53 AM
Rapparee 04 Dec 19 - 07:35 AM
Donuel 04 Dec 19 - 06:27 AM
keberoxu 04 Dec 19 - 12:22 AM
keberoxu 03 Dec 19 - 01:56 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Dec 19 - 11:52 AM
keberoxu 02 Dec 19 - 08:26 PM
Rapparee 02 Dec 19 - 08:16 PM
Rapparee 01 Dec 19 - 08:27 PM
Stilly River Sage 01 Dec 19 - 11:55 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Dec 19 - 11:38 AM
Rapparee 30 Nov 19 - 11:07 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Nov 19 - 07:19 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Nov 19 - 03:06 PM
Severn 30 Nov 19 - 12:38 PM
Stilly River Sage 30 Nov 19 - 12:29 PM
Rapparee 30 Nov 19 - 11:42 AM
Donuel 26 Nov 19 - 05:01 PM
Stilly River Sage 26 Nov 19 - 12:04 AM
Stilly River Sage 24 Nov 19 - 12:36 AM
Donuel 23 Nov 19 - 02:22 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Nov 19 - 11:20 AM
Rapparee 21 Nov 19 - 09:57 PM
Donuel 21 Nov 19 - 01:05 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Nov 19 - 12:40 PM
Stilly River Sage 19 Nov 19 - 02:37 PM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Aug 20 - 02:20 PM

In these days of challenging procrastination and xxxxxxxation isolation, I need some grand examples of WILL POWER.
You know something for get up and go.
I gave up after only coming up with things that haven't happened yet-
like Ruth Ginzburg passing away one day after Trump is defeated.
However Fred Trump's 'WILL' POWER gave Donald enough $ to be President.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Aug 20 - 11:54 AM

When my ass needs calming I hit him right between the ears with a two-by-four. Never a bray outa him after that.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Aug 20 - 07:15 AM

Calmol-4, for when you need to calm your ass right down!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Aug 20 - 06:23 AM

There is a recall on some C-4
suppositories. This country has regulations coming out of its ass.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Aug 20 - 09:24 PM

Re-attach the safety clip to the exhaust of the rocket OR use a grounded (to a grounded rod!) paperclip. Put the weapon in the "safe" or "please don't shoot!" status or cut the wires from from the magneto to the trigger. The CAREFULLY grasp the rear of the rocket and CAREFULLY remove it. GENTLY lay it on the ground and get the hell away from it! That thing contains a shaped charge of about a half kilogram of C4 or TNT. The easiest and safest way to unload it (for you) is to pull the trigger and don't have any body parts behind the backblast of the rocket. Your neighbors might not speak to you ever again, especially if you hit their chickenhouse. Just remember to keep yourself clear of the backblast from rockets, recoilless rifles, claymore mines, fougasse, and so on. There is also no truth to the rumor that C-4 suppositories "will clean ya out real good."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Aug 20 - 07:26 PM

I do not know how to unload a bazooka. But, since the chances of my ever needing to unload a bazooka are vanishingly small, I don't worry about it very much. It's not like I'm going to walk out the door in the morning and someone is going to thrust a loaded bazooka into my arms and say, "Here, you unload this while I go get another one!"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Aug 20 - 04:53 PM

I don't know enough.
In my out of bound limits vingnette, The unwitting villains in one universe is Admiral Palsy and General Betrayus and in this universe is Steve
Bannon.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Aug 20 - 01:33 PM

You should know enough about firearms to handle them safely and, preferably, to unload them. "There are just too damned many guns out there," said my mother. "I want my kids to know enough to be safe."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Aug 20 - 11:23 AM

Good Sci Fi reflects social issues and cutting edge and future science.
I'm exploring the concept of a possible choice being made by a conscious entity who can slip between many worlds of Quantum possibilities as an evolutionary advancement. In the process in the discovery of the many worlds multiverse it was found the number of multiverses are actually far from infinite.
It turns out that most universes burn out from a wave collapse.
Quantum events too small to diverge significantly, fail to develop.
'Rick' is the being that can traverse universes as easily as slipping sideways in an impossibly narrow gap. He finds he is faced with a choice between a nuclear holocaust on Earth, or the worst possible President ever to take power. It turns out to be a more difficult choice than at first thought.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Aug 20 - 04:37 AM

What I have learned of new or old firearms I either learned from you or 'Pawn Stars'.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Aug 20 - 09:51 PM

Colt firearms contain steel made Elsewhere. Many of the machines that make them are made Elsewhere. There ARE gunsmiths who make their arms from scratch, including making their own steel and using machines that were made either by them or truly historic pieces.

A flintlock will set you back up to USD 20,000, cheapest about 1,500. French and English gunflints are well thought of, but getting your own from nearby hills will work. Chickenshit makes good saltpeter, but it takes awhile and the neighbors might complain when you start pouring "chamber lye" over your nitrate beds in the backyard. Domestic sulphur and charcoal are easily had, but the best charcoal is stuff you make yourself from willow.

REAL Americans make their OWN firearms.

I am not a REAL American.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Aug 20 - 03:00 PM

Thats the spirit but also true.
Give away projects are running out of time and are opting for briefcases/dufflebags of cash to avoid a paper trail.

Those dedicated to snack food and obiesity belong to the EAT SHIT party and are destined to join the DIE party.
There are plans to wage a patriotic war with only AMERICAN made products. After looking into it we would have to go to war with only My Pillow, Car floor mats, Weber Grills, Airstream Trailers, Gibson Guitars, Wilson Footballs, Chesapeake Bay Candles and Colt pistols. Everything else uses at least some foriegn components.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Aug 20 - 12:28 PM

All of those Bureaus and Departments and Agencies are lying low right now, hoping to avoid the gaze of the Orange one. You know that back room at the Hovel that usually is used for storing old WWII Army/Navy store gear and cots for the Next Big One? They've been coming and going there to meet out of sight of the D.C. crowd. I think there are cots made up if you look at the back of the room. I hear the Joint Chiefs of Staff had extra keys made to the back door.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Aug 20 - 12:26 PM

A new diverse political movement is reminding me of the Tea Party. The DIE party is dedicated to DENY IGNORE and EVADE the law.
Their credo and legal defense is the first ammendment. To them the right to lie, liberty and pusuit of happiness is guaranteed by the constitooshun. They have risen from the ashes of the NRA, arson at BLM protests and armed no mask protests. The DIE party is attracting racists, narcicists and the stupidly proud. Their emblem is a human skull which makes membership cool quick and easy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Aug 20 - 04:12 PM

If you see this man please notify the Federal Bureau.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 20 - 07:35 PM

Flautophone: A guitarist who thinks s/he can play brass.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Aug 20 - 07:31 PM

Flatulosphere: The layer of the atmosphere where really potent farts are permanently exiled.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 20 - 10:31 AM

People also say that the troposphere is not spherical and probably unnecessary.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Aug 20 - 07:01 AM

Along with banning storms we should also move earthquake faults, put sprinkler systems in dry forests and raise the water table.

People are saying the stratosphere and ionosphere are a waste of skies.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Aug 20 - 12:57 AM

Are you saying dust storms turn the sky puce? How horrible! Then we must ban dust storms! Puceness should be avoided at all costs!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Aug 20 - 11:53 PM

Never been in is a dust storm, have ya?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Aug 20 - 09:43 AM

Mom!

Why does the word "skies" even exist? There's only one sky!

Is there an exoplanet somewhere that has multiple skies? How would that work? Are they stored in a closet somewhere and some guy decides which one to use on a particular day? "I think we'll have the puce sky on Monday and the lavender sky on Tuesday." Personally, I wouldn't want to live someplace that has a puce sky, even if it was only on Monday.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Aug 20 - 09:02 AM

They are the peak of the valley of nongenerates. Were they to slide further they would be puddles of amoebic dysentery slime or some such. They actually have too much intellect to be viruses.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Aug 20 - 09:23 PM

So, would that make the ungenerates?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Aug 20 - 08:56 PM

There are no degenerates at the Hovel. No one is de-ing. Everyone there was born that way and can't generate any further down the ladder..


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Aug 20 - 12:26 PM

Or you can go to the Legion Hovel and recruit a few armed and drunken degenerates to help you recover your spools under the pretense that the transaction was fraudulent because the purchaser didn't tell you she was going to resell them for something approaching the Gross National Product of Albania.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Aug 20 - 11:07 AM

There is a test one does on old spools of thread to see if they are still viable for sewing. Unwrap a few inches and give it a sharp yank; if it snaps off, it's too brittle. I had a lovely box full of thread from my mother's house and it added up to 96 spools, many of them wooden (none so old as stone, she wasn't born in the dark ages).

Did you know that you can sell this now-worthless thread to people on eBay? Maybe they buy it for the spools (but quite a few of mine are also plastic). I looked around and have a price in mind and some lovely photos of these defunct tubes of cotton. If I learn later that is there some fabulous craft idea that brings in megabuck$ for items made with these old spools, I'll take my troubles down to the Legion Hovel and we can discuss where to find more old useless spools of thread.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Aug 20 - 10:26 AM

So everything moves like a coiled spring looks? I figured that out from a mental exercise of following the Moon's orbit through space when I was 12. It was a cool thing to do even if it didn't help my arithmetic grades.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Aug 20 - 09:26 AM

Hell even the path of a massless chargeless photon is helical.
If you think of a tip of a pendulum as a particle, the path it takes is a wave. Particle waves with various charges, spins and mass is all everything is within the bounds of space and time.

That is, except for the power of the Schwartz, which like dark matter
and dark energy is invisible to us traveling probably in reverse helical spin.. Oh, by the way, that stuff halfwa between dark and light energy are those trillions of neutrinos passing through your brain every second. Neutrinos have three favorite flavors chocolate straw....
and guess what... they travel in helical spirals


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Aug 20 - 08:00 AM

The pendulum through time https://youtu.be/VXwYLKFJoUk
It is similar to the solar system's orbit around the galaxy, the same as the spiral shape of DNA, the same as the path of sperm.
Its the way my minds eye sees the path of time but its hard to explain in words.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Aug 20 - 07:18 AM

We the people are on the same page more than in days past.
For me it has been a learning experience that has gone full circle. It only took global warming, global pandemics, global disasters and global leadership that starves and sickens anyone with funds less than millions of dollars. Pinched to oblivion this is a turning point. The Pendulum can swing no further up and is on the way back down. In other words history will repeat. We must push the boulder back up the hill. We have given the smart people a chance to lead, we have given the dumb people a chance to lead and can now compare.
I hope that in hundreds of years our smart people today will seem dumb compared to the future folks as the social pendulum continues to trace its wave. Curiously humans will not do it alone. It will involve a wide spectrum of life itself from galactic overlords to virus.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 20 - 09:05 PM

After 18 previous attempts, the Idaho Legion is pleased and proud to announce the orbiting of the defense satellite Crown Of Victory In Defense! COVIID-19 is currently encircling the globe, adding its powerful defenses (defences outside of the United States) to SAGGY station's already massive defenses (see above).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Aug 20 - 04:56 PM

Being in the same boat with limited air is a mixed metaphor. We can either be in a boat with a serious problem like no paddle, or we can be in a confined place with limited air. Lack of air is not a problem one associates with boats. Unless the boat is a submarine.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Aug 20 - 11:20 PM

At first that was unexpected but its the new normal these days.
3 Astronauts only have 48 hours for a reentry but like you say, you pay your money and take your chances. We are all in the same boat with limited air.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 20 - 09:11 PM

SAGGY is now in Earth-Moon Pair duocentric orbit, cutting a figure-eight in space. The launch, etc. was successful, and the brave people staffing the new Defense Station. They have no way to return to Earth, but trust me, they shan't be missed.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Aug 20 - 03:29 PM

The MAGNUM laser is powered by a quarter mile long extension cord.
It takes 10 men to drag the cord.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 20 - 12:45 PM

The SAGGY laser is powered by hurricanes, tornadoes, and hot air masses colliding with cold air masses. Much like Twitter posts, which is another energy source.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Aug 20 - 10:00 AM

The European model has our Hurricane tracking the ENTIRE EAST COAST but the Trump Magic Marker model keeps it entirely off shore.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Jul 20 - 10:42 PM

MilliPutty-Alum-Germguiltium-Nickelodium-Ununpentium Magnesium lasers are banned in Maryland and are not sold on Amazon.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 20 - 08:42 PM

It's launched. The Idaho Legion launched Mission Against the Overlord's Bullying (MAOB, quite by accident) this morning at 0530 Zulu. Actually, it was right around 10:30 last night MDT, but it sounds cooler to give it in Zulu time. I can't tell you what the military-type hardware it contains, but among the least of the weaponry is an Silicon-Alcohol-Germanium-Gadolinium-Yttrium laser (SAGGY laser), thought up, designed, and produced by the Idaho Legion's team of cracked military scientists.

ONWARD! SAVE THE EARTH! DEFEND OUR MOTHER!


This message brought to you by the Idaho Legion. Contributions accepted.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Jul 20 - 07:46 PM

Titanium joints are the things that end up in the pile of ashes after the house burns down and a corpse is discovered. Those serial numbers will turn up every time. And I had to go through a security scan at the courthouse just three weeks after surgery and it set the thing off, so I know they didn't substitute plastic instead of titanium.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Jul 20 - 07:20 PM

Watch a baseball game and you may see statisics being made or an unlikely tremendous play so while we see the same game we each bring something different to the experience. Parts of the 'unlikely' IS enjoyment of the game. SO this is why baseball entertains us. It is a demonstration of the wierdness of quantum mechanics. It is true anyone who says they understand quantum mechanics - doesn't.

Sometimes it may even be a boring game, which is wierd in itself.
I've wondered about the split screen experiment since I was 13
Probabilities have shown us that we can get entangled with a destructive moron becoming President. We can complain when reality isn't rational BUT ITS NOT. Perhaps we should make a new kind of computer that uses spooky action at a distance and employ only entangled atoms - instead of electrons and calculate an accidental utopia just for grins and giggles.
But a game of all home runs would not appeal to us for long.
Wierdness is a strength And Not A Weakness.
It is our raison d'etre.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Jul 20 - 05:56 PM

I am sure that has never been written before in all of space time/


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Jul 20 - 05:53 PM

Artificial joints are what plastic people smoke to get high.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Jul 20 - 06:49 AM

Grandma ended up with 4 artificial joints.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jul 20 - 03:04 PM

I am so goaldarn lucky to not have a rhumatologist although mornings are stiffer than they used to be, not in a good way.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Jul 20 - 02:55 PM

I have a virtual appointment with my rheumatologist next week. A big "whew" that I don't have to step on the scale in her office, but I have a "smart scale" here so who knows, it might rat me out.

I live just above a creek and pay flood insurance. We always keep our fingers crossed, though it's a flood zone on paper only, so far it has pretty much stayed in it's banks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 20 - 09:59 AM

Yup, yessir, that river's under control now!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jul 20 - 09:01 AM

Ancient Egyptians finally used the Nile floods well. Will we?
Army Corps of Engineers General Xavier Pedite said
"Send X off to do this, send X to take care of that… take care of some little unimportant levee here, and there; pick somebody up at the airport. I’m the ACE and I was stepped over! … It ain’t the way I wanted it! I can handle things. I’m smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I’m smart and I want respect!"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 20 - 10:11 PM

Back in '65 I was walkin' the levees for the flood, and it was a pretty good one. Bein' in the National Guard, I didn't have much say in the matter, but I was walkin' south of town and my very own brother (in the other NG company) was walkin' north of town.

Well, the levee broke north of town and flooded a bunch of prime bottomland. Farmer there had a $1 million line of credit (in 1965 this was a lot!) and a couple of brand-new championship bulls he'd just bought. The bulls and some other cattle drowned and his newly-planted 1,000 acres were covered with six feet of floodwater.

Eventually all the water ran off and his land dried out.

Next Spring he had a @2.5 million dollar line of credit and his insurance paid for the loss of his house, farm equipment, and suchlike. Why the increase? Because he now had better than three FEET of brand-new, super-fertile topsoil all over his land.

Now, to deliberately build a house -- just a house for a family -- in a floodplain or on a shore or somewhere like that, well, you pays yer money and you takes your chances.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jul 20 - 09:08 AM

How bout flood plain houses
Ain't they neat
gettin dirty water
all over their feet.


Hurricane Jackass is headed toward 'Fluoride'?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Jul 20 - 11:39 AM

Some critters just ain't too smart when it comes to nesting sites. We once had a wicker cat bed on the screened porch. I had removed the porch door in order to paint it and, while it was off, a wren built a nest in the cat bed.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Jul 20 - 10:47 AM

Rap should print that out.

One bird feather was left behind in the bird bath with the fountain, so someone was brave enough to try it. The other bird bath has a number of feathers, so as a control group I see that most of them are still shy of the spurt of water.

I dismantled a crumbling squirrel drey (a word I've never used, but someone else applied it to a recent photo of this thing so I'm trying to remember to use it). Lots of polyfill from a destroyed patio seat (they need to thank the puppy for that) and tons of plastic grocery bags woven through it. The deteriorating plastic is probably the reason for the abandonment, and the location directly over a very large agave plant suggests that if my squirrels are falling out of the tree they're being impaled on the agave. They either all died falling out or got smart and moved on.

A final wildlife observation: No one I know would be this stupid but obviously there are a few.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jul 20 - 07:37 AM

I recieved the Galactic Overlord by laws by messenger and believe me it is like watching sausage being made, I thought they would be better than us. The following are the GEB By-Laws which do not include Music Management Rules:

The Seven Supreme Executive Galactic Overlords>
7:1.1 (198.1) The executive headquarters of the Master Spirits occupy the seven Paradise satellites of the Infinite Spirit Supply, which swing around the central Isle between the shining spheres of the Galactic Overlords and the innermost Taverns. These executive spheres are under the direction of the Supreme Executives, a group of seven who were Sanitized by the Father in law, Son in law, and the unknown Uncle in accordance with the specifications of the Seven Master Spirits for beings of a type that could function as their universal representative bag men .

7:1.2 (198.2) The Master Spirits maintain supplies with the various divisions of the superuniverse governments through these Supreme Executives. It is they who very largely determine the basic constitutive trends of the seven superuniverses. They are uniformly and divinely perfect, but they also possess diversity of personality much like the 7 dwarfs. They have no presiding head; each time they meet together, they choose one of their number to preside over that joint council with snacks. Periodically they binge journey to Paradise Resorts to sit in council with the Seven Master Intoxicating Spirits.

7:1.3 (198.3) The Seven Supreme Executives function as the administrative co-ordinators of the grand universe; they might be termed the board of managing directors of the Steve Bannon creation. They are not concerned with the internal affairs of Paradise Resorts, and they direct their limited spheres of Steve Miller activity through the Steve Shaw of the Circuits. Otherwise there are few limits to the scope of their supervision; they engage in the direction of things physical, intellectual, and spiritual; they see all, hear all, feel all, even grok all, that transpires in the seven superuniverses and associated Shell Corporations.

7:1.4 (2001) These Supreme Executives do not originate policies, nor do they modify universe procedures; they are concerned with the execution of the plans of divinity drugs promulgated by the Seven Master Spirit Distillaries. Neither do they interfere with the rule of the Ancients of Days in the superuniverses nor with the sovereignty of the Assisted Living Institutions in the local universes. They are the co-ordinating executives whose function it is to carry out the combined policies of all duly constituted rulers in the grand universe who sleep till noon and screws them all.

7:1.5 (2008) Each of the executives and the facilities of his sphere are devoted to the efficient administration of a single superuniverse. Supreme Executive Number One, functioning on executive sphere number one, is wholly occupied with the affairs of Ovarion prostitutes, and so on to Supreme Executive Number Seven, working from the seventh Paradise satellite of the Spirit and devoting his energies to the management of Sex, Gambling and Drugs. The name of this seventh sphere is Maxwell, for the Paradise Resort satellites of the Spirits have the same name, Bubba, as their incest related supersoldiers; in fact, the superintendants were all named after them, Bubba, Bubba Jr, Bubba double Jr. etc.

7:1.6 (2016) On the executive sphere of the seventh superuniverse the staff engaged in keeping straight the affairs of Ovarion sex workers who run into numbers beyond human comprehension and embraces practically every organ of celestial intercourse.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jul 20 - 10:01 PM

pahdum bum-cymbal. I can be a good 2nd banana as long as the punch line nails it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jul 20 - 09:55 PM

Yes, they're flying squirrels, but they only know how to fly straight down.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jul 20 - 05:18 PM

I've noticed I see alot more pidgeons when I am poisoning Pidgeons in the park. You don't supose BWL is... nah.

Are they flying squirrels?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Jul 20 - 01:29 PM

Speaking of squirrels, I think the ones living around my house have become too inbred and are suffering from a genetic mental impairment. They're falling out of trees with astonishing regularity. It took about 55 years for me to witness just ONE squirrel falling from a tree. Now it seems to happen every couple of weeks. Gotta be a hereditary brain malfunction.

I suppose the squirrels are lucky that my house is back in the woods instead of near the road like most people's. If they aren't smart enough to do everyday squirrel stuff like climbing trees, there's no way they'd survive crossing the road.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jul 20 - 11:18 AM

Those squirrel proof bird feeders are a good laugh when a squirrel outwits them.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Jul 20 - 10:57 AM

Looking for a source of modest entertainment? Put one of those little floating solar fountains into the bird bath and watch the birds approach it only to do a quick turn and escape when the water spouts. They'll figure it out eventually, I'd put money on it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Jul 20 - 03:26 PM

Actual dialog from High Plains Drifter:

That stranger,

he has taken over my hotel...

and thrown good, honest,

decent folk out into the night.

-Why didn't you stop him, Lewis?

You've got a gun.

-Shut your fat mouth, Sam.

We're tired of giving you money
for doing an incompetent job.

- Don't you talk to me that way!

- Gentlemen!

Please! Look at us Sweet God,

look what's happening to us!

-Right, it's just like

the preacher says.

That stranger's got everybody

at each other's throats.

He's set himself up like a king.

He's got you all snake-fascinated,

every damn one of you.

This crazy wall.

Two hundred gallons of blood-red paint.

It couldn't be worse if the devil

himself had ridden into Lago.

Our town looks like Hell.

-Welcome to Lago,

you son of a bitch.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 20 - 09:47 PM

Yes, yes it is.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Jul 20 - 09:30 PM

I have friends in Houston who are probably not enjoying the high humidity and whatever weather that storm is generating. Sometimes the humidity reaches us from coastal storms.

Windy

Earth


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jul 20 - 03:49 PM

Gonzo's not gone, but appears to be going.

Hanna is happening.

And that mass of stuff over Cape Verde way stands a good chance of becoming Isaias, which is about the dumbest storm name ever. Regardless of how it's supposed to be pronounced, you know it's going to get called "Is-a-ass". It would be downright embarrassing to have one's house blown away by Is-a-ass.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jul 20 - 06:20 AM

Just kidding GONZO is gone and is just hot air.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jul 20 - 09:30 PM

Wow
Castle, Comet and space vomit in one photo.
That castle was once stuffed to the rafters with stolen Art by the Reich.

I got around to verifying the vertical rainbow I saw in April.
None were as bright and colorful as the one I saw but they all do only appear at sunset. It was definately Overlord phenomena and amazing.

A Texas Gonzo hurricane COMBINED WITH an extreme pandemic / government take over / historic unemployment and food shortage didn't seem likely last year but its time to admit the shit has hit the fan.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 20 - 09:03 PM

So you think that no one is protecting you and/or Earth from the assaults of the Galactic Overlord! Well, here's photographic proof how the Idaho Legion protects Earth (and you, personally).

This is the Legion's Stronghold in the mountains above Pocatello. You can see the path of the mighty Portneuf River, the lights of the town reflected in it. In the upper left is the track of one of the GO's Stardreadnoughts as it runs away, hoping to reach Stellar Escape Velocity before the Legion can unleash another Stardreadnought-shattering bolt of quantum might (the other streak in the sky), kinda right of center).

Yes, once again the Legion put its lives on the line to defend you and the planet from perfidious perdition at the hands of the horrendous henchthing of the Galactic Overlord!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jul 20 - 07:02 PM

I think the recipe thread has a post on how to make panache.

GONZO IS COMING STRAIGHT FOR STILLY. but its going to turn right not left like FOX says, Afterall Its Texas


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 11:36 PM

I bet McGuyver read that book (and I never watched McGuyver).

I didn't put up Hillary signs last time because there were Trump vandals out not just stealing signs, but doing damage. This year a sign will go out. And if I can find an anti-Trump sign, maybe one of those also. "He belongs in jail" has a familiar ring . . .


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 10:51 PM

Maybe bringing the sign inside at night would do the trick. Sign thieves usually wait until after dark....

Nah, it just doesn't have the panache of a booby-trap, and I'm to the point of needing all the panache I can get.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 10:04 PM

Rat traps are handy things. So are punji sticks. Or see here.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 10:03 PM

There are many invisible and forensicly untraceable booby traps that only require being touched but they are potentially lethal and not fun.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 09:45 PM

Quasi legal booby trap;
Take 1/4 lb of Iodine crystals and dissolve in a quart or less of Ammonia. IT IS Safe while wet with Ammonia, Optional - add a couple grams of powdered potassium or magnesium.
Apply wet brown sludge distillate to back of sign and allow to dry. Do not touch! If touched there is a big cloud of purple smoke and resounding blam. Even a blade of grass could set it off.
Or be creative;
For small blams pack keyholes with wet sludge. Splattering wet sludge with paint brush on basement stairs and walls will create spontaneous bangs when dry for days or more.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 09:13 PM

My booby trap comes in 2 forms easy and hard. Wear gloves: The easy way is coat sign in lard or vasoline and liberally sprinkle ground ghost pepper on it. Place sign sheltered from rain.

The hard way is to attach the sign to 2 foot buried rebar and add step cement. Replace sod. Repeat easy booby trap.
The fun begins when they slightly touch their eye.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 07:24 PM

Mom! I need some political advice!

I want to put up a "Biden for President" lawn sign. But since I live in a VERY red area, it would probably be stolen almost immediately. What I need to know is the best non-lethal way to booby trap the sign. Ideally, I'd sit in a tree with a loaded shotgun, wait for someone to try to steal the sign, and blast off four quick "warning shots". But I don't have enough patience to spend that much time waiting to shoot something I can't even eat. Maybe I could just surround the sign with a six-foot wide six-inch deep perimeter of really gooey cow shit.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 05:33 PM

We own: 2.5 Pfaffs, 1 Singer Featherweight, 2 Kenmore Massives, 1 Singer treadle. The 0.5 Pfaff is kept in Indiana.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 04:12 PM

Look on eBay. There are lots of reliable older machines there for sale. I have one I'll sell but it's in a table and I have to figure out if it needs rewiring first.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 04:03 PM

We are finding that a decent one can't be bought. We are progressing to beg borrow and stealing. Is is almost 4PM and it is as dark as 10PM.
hmm looks like rain.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 12:36 PM

I worked on my own machines, cleaning and oiling this spring as I was getting underway with sewing masks. There are three so far I've serviced. White hasn't been made for years - and if you look up the companies at Wikipedia you'll see that most of them have gobbled up each other over the years. One offshoot of this is that if you go to the Singer.com site and in the Manuals/Support link, you can enter any machine and it comes up with results. Not just Singers. It has to do with all of the companies merging their manuals, etc. My 1948 White Series 77 machine manual was in there.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 12:11 PM

No one reccommends Viking, no one repairs Pffaff.
They called and said ours did not survive the transplant operation


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 11:12 AM

My 1948 rotary White (it's cast iron and weighs a ton) is my best machine in the house. It only sews straight lines, but it sews them faster and more reliably than the other machines. I have a Domestic that is a White off-brand bought in about 1990 that is slow to start (you have to push the hand wheel to get it started) and it slows down on several layers. Not the case with the 1948 machine. I put away the Domestic machine when I got a White "Jeans Machine" (from about 1980s) from Goodwill for $25 and after adding a bobbin case and presser foot, it's a better machine than my original one.

Since this is MOAB and MOM loves to sew, I thought I'd show you the machine she uses.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 10:15 AM

heh heh
I collect music manuscript print cloth


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 09:40 AM

And they have to be inspected all the time. It's called a "short-arm inspection."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 09:39 AM

Priced a Bernina or Viking or Pfaff lately? And they're short-arm machines.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jul 20 - 04:53 AM

Long arm machines cost thousands of dollars. Our weary machine is in the shop.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jul 20 - 11:09 PM

There will be threads of various colors on their clothing (except in Canada, the UK, and so forth, when the threads will be of various coloUrs). Books, many books, many, many books. There will be much fabric and little money. But the biggest and most evident sign is the magnetic pull of fabric stores -- and when fabric, quilts, sewing machines and such-like are mentioned they will have a seizure-like episode if with a non-quilter and if with another quilter begin arguing and fighting over the benefits of various brands of fabric, sewing machines, long-arm machines, quilting patterns, historicity of quilts, and even more esoteric subjects.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jul 20 - 07:28 PM

Keb, one telltale sign of a quilter is that family members wear shoes with two-inch thick soles to prevent damage to feet from stray straight pins. Also, if a quilter has a vacuum cleaner with a rotating brush, it will have at least 100 yards of variously colored sewing threads wrapped around it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Jul 20 - 06:58 PM

I sometimes look for the thread that people choose to not post to such as Black Lives Matter. The absence of posting something doesn't make them racist but it is suspicious.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 21 Jul 20 - 06:58 PM

I just found out that one of my dearest friends is a ...
... cover your eyes, Rapparee ...
quilter.
Truly, I had no idea.
I have never been to my friend's house, as close as we are,
and if I had not been told,
I would never have guessed that the basement is filled
with cotton fabric for quilting.

I don't know:
what are the telltale signs,
in someone you believe you know well,
that they make ... quilts ... in the privacy of their homes?

(My friend, currently, is making
more facemasks than quilts, but still.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jul 20 - 06:12 PM

Yes, I did. I reached in and there it was, just where I left it, only it had been run through the washer and dryer a couple of days ago. The boson was only slightly the worse for wear, unlike the Kleenex that I had also forgotten.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Jul 20 - 04:50 PM

We are told that the Higgs allows some particles to express mass but not massless light speed particles. What if the Higgs or other spinless boson field allows particles to express other properties like dark matter having gravity? It all seems like a game changer that I will never grasp. The confirmed existence of the Higgs was measured by the LHC in terms of the absence of something after it was blown up. No one has ever seen, pointed to or found a Higgs in the pocket of their jeans.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Jul 20 - 01:33 PM

Predicted by super symmetry theory there could be another 7 bosons with no spin that we have not detected. There is no telling what kind of fields they produce, causing all other particles in those fields to express different properties/super powers. Some cosmologists refer to the other bosons by the names of the 7 dwarves but complicating matters others are going with; Higgs, Gigs, Figs, Eggs, Digs, Cigs, Bigs and Aids.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jul 20 - 10:05 AM

Well, I suppose that, from a purely mathematical standpoint, the presence of absence is not a deep hole with steep sides. A true hole goes all the way through, like the hole in a doughnut. Therefore, the presence of absence is a deep indentation with steep sides. Glad we got that cleared up.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Jul 20 - 12:38 AM

Concerto for funny walks while sitting down. Scjak Micjalin


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Jul 20 - 12:33 AM

If this slap and dodge bar fight should grow into a "beautiful world war", like a butterfly flap into the roar of a hurricane, Trump would be happier than a pig in shit
He used to love playing battleship.

Now: How to stretch applause> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elYSQkTWfTw


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jul 20 - 09:02 PM

A savage bar fight breaks out over the absence of presence.*>#~&*
I am most impressed that -only- the Higgs boson has no spin or charge.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jul 20 - 08:56 PM

Absence and presence are the same thing. I can write this out in Boolean Logic, or, if you'd rather, another system. However, I'm certain that you are aware that Gödel's Incompleteness Theorems demonstrate the inherent limitations of every formal axiomatic system, perhaps even Hilbert's program.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jul 20 - 03:59 PM

The absence of presence and the presence of absence aren't the same. They have different topographies.

The absence of presence is a featureless flat surface.

The presence of absence is a deep hole with steep sides.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jul 20 - 10:23 PM

The absence of something is the presence of absence. You cannot have pure absence because absence is then present. Geez, I explained this to my third grade teacher so she'd know that I really wasn't absent that week.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jul 20 - 01:23 PM

The only known particle that has NO spin is the Higgs Boson.
The Higgs field is everywhere and not just near a Higgs Boson.
However there are weak spots in the field in which the Higgs boson falls apart. To our surprise the slight absence of something creates a presence of something else. For our purposes the something from the absence of something else will be called the BS wave. We are in the midst of an intense BS wave which distorts reality in horrifying and opposite ways. Expertise is being replaced by hoaxs and lies, intelligence is replaced by ignorance, fairness is replaced by cruelty and cons, massless light speed particles are replaced by slow supermassive particles. Particles that once carried forces now carry frauds. The fundamental changes caused by the BS wave are unpredictable. It is uncertain if the BS wave will pass us by or linger. May the BS be with you, until it isn't.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jul 20 - 07:11 PM

There's a world where I can go and tell my secrets to
In my room, I've got Zoom
In this world I lock out all my worries and my fears
In my room, streaming Zoom
Do my dreaming and my scheming
Lie awake and pray
Do my crying and my sighing
Laugh at yesterday
Now it's dark and I'm alone
But I won't be afraid
In my room, I've got Zoom
In my room, with my Zoom
In my room, like a tomb
threats are wafting in the still air
But not in my room,
not in my room


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jul 20 - 06:12 PM

The punk band Moshrooms looked like a bunch of dicks in the 70's but now in their 70's they are quite distinguished.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Jul 20 - 03:51 PM

Yes. They opened for the Puff Balls when they were on tour with the Chicken of the Woods.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 20 - 09:12 AM

Weren't the Chantrelles one of the girl groups back in early 60s? Why are you calling them mushrooms?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 11:32 PM

"It's finally happened" seems to happen to me more frequently with each passing day.

And my theme song is "Bony Fingers" by Hoyt Axton, not something by some Russian guy whose name I can't spell.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 08:37 PM

Well, it's finally happened.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 04:42 PM

SONGFACTS ®


Was the end of July so hot you could cry
A semi full of frozen human meat
Driver Pete didn't know his reefer's beat
Haulin bodies outta LA is why
Its 110 and we gotta long way to go
'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck.
"And I'm about to getta ice cold drink."

'Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

By the time we got past Tulsa Town,
Pete's truck smelled worse than liberal hell.
we bypassed a roadblock that checked for masks
It had bears wall-to-wall .
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper;
They even had a bear in the air!
I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck.
"We about to go missin before we drop our load ."

'Cause we got a great big convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a great big convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy!

Well, we rolled up Interstate 44
Like a rocket sled on rails.
We tore up all of our swindle sheets,
And left 'em settin' on the scales.
By the time we hit that Chi-town,
Them bears was a-gettin' smart:
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard.
There's armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps,
And rigs of ev'ry size.
Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears
And choppers filled the skies.
Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
With a thousand screamin' trucks
An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus
In a chartreuse micra-bus.

Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a dog-goned dime.
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck.
"We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll."
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."

'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
we're gonna hide Trump's death toll
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross the U-S-A.
Convoy! Convoy! Convoy! Convoy!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 01:31 PM

The voice as in vocalise is what every enlightened cellist strives to produce in a lifetime. It almost happens once or twice but more often most produce a sound like a box of bees at a quarter the volume of a voice.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 12:03 PM

Nice one, Donuel. I've always like Rachmaninoff's Vocalise, but there seems to be a shortage of lyric sopranos when orchestras get ready to record it and they usually use cellos or other string instruments. Here's a woman singing. It's not like you need to learn the words, just the melody.

Re: mushrooms, I should clarify that there are lots of mushrooms and fungi down here, but none that I would consider eating. Unless they come from the grocery store.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jul 20 - 08:00 AM

BWL for some reason you remind me that we all should have our own theme songs. For that matter the Pandemic should have its own Theme Music


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Jul 20 - 07:09 PM

I had a surprise crop of chanterelles pop up courtesy of a recent rainy spell. Made a nice soup and had enough for omelets the next couple of mornings.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jul 20 - 09:36 AM

Its too dry for any fruiting right now but August promises to be a gonzo season for shrooms and berries.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 20 - 09:27 AM

Try looking amidst clumps of Mayapples (Podophyllum peltatum), also called American Mandrake.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 09:34 PM

I'm slowly putting in the last of my vegetable garden this summer, but nearly passed out from the heat after 45 minutes of work (after 6pm). No mushrooms down here, but the okra will be good when it gets going.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 09:09 PM

After forest fires you get plenty of them. We don't have any except in stores.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 09:07 PM

Morels: magnificent morsels.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 06:28 PM

Or Oregon, home to the Armillaria solidipes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 12:36 PM

Same with Washington (State).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 08:24 AM

Neither Michigan nor Minnesota are bad places this time of year. Except for the mosquitoes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jul 20 - 06:40 AM

Sounds reasonable, as long as I don't get redirected to Hell


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 10:10 PM

At one time Babelfish was a robust translation feature that was purchased by the old Yahoo.com. It was killed off a long time ago and Max never got around to taking it out of the line or redirecting it to Google Translate. Yahoo has been purchased by Verizon.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 08:57 PM

Got me. I didn't know it did that. Being fluent in English, Profane, Obscene, and Blasphemous I rarely need to translate anything.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 09:46 AM

. . . which reminds me:
what is the deal with the
"Translate" feature built into Mudcat posts,
which just takes you to
a page at Yahoo dot com and
a message that says
uh - oh, this doesn't work ...

the URL has babelfish in it ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 09:01 AM

Obviously you need a Babelfish.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jul 20 - 05:13 AM

I don't know what a jellyfish giggle looks like but many of them produce colorful light shows in their bodies that could very well be communication. I have yet to find a Babbel course on how to speak jellyfish.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 20 - 09:19 PM

Jellyfish are immortal. When adult populations are under threat they revert to tiny juveniles and they regrow. Without dieing they grow young again and start anew. It is a strange immortality to be sure.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 20 - 09:06 PM

I suspect that the GO is composed of several Overlord wannabees, much like a jellyfish is composed of multiple organisms. I wonder -- if you poke his/her/its fat little belly, would he/she/it giggle? My zoology courses didn't cover jellyfish giggles.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 20 - 06:36 PM

Below the line is chuggin along with 8 folks


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jul 20 - 09:37 AM

Galactic Overlord should be plural like Senators or Congressmen. But as a Congress it is singularly a disaster.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 20 - 09:12 PM

I'll be going to the LILP (Legion Intergalactic Listening Post) this evening and should be able to browse the files then. Usually the LILP Runner (LILPR) brings everyone copies of all documents marked "Burn Before Reading" and "Really, Really Secret Stuff" by the GO's Security Orifice.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Jul 20 - 10:19 AM

We haven't heard from the Galactic Overlord for a while. I wonder what he's up to (other than shorting gas company customers).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 20 - 10:01 PM

Not out here. Everybody already own guns. Some ammo is in short supply, but .50-100 is still plentiful, if you own an old buffalo gun.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jul 20 - 03:48 PM

Guns sales are higher now than in the Obama days. Our Sheriff is feeling like a spider on a Coleman stove. There is talk of the 'night of the coughing dead' this October in an effort to get rid of the infected.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 20 - 12:42 PM

It only seems darker because the Galactic Overlord bought Galactic Gas and Electric a few light-years ago and has been dimming the lights ever since but still charging the same rates.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jul 20 - 10:58 AM

They say these are uncertain days. BullShit! I am certain these are days. They say these are challenging days. Aren't they all.
They say these are dark days. Well I concur, sort of. Especially at night when you look up at the heavens. Some of us know that the universe is getting dimmer. As the everlasting know it all, for the last 2 billion years the universe is dimmer because of expansion, less star formation and more black holes. Because of the Sun during the day you won't notice any dimming. But at night it is significanly darker than it used to be. In our neihborhood out here in the suburbs of the Milkey Way where there are not street lights on every corner, the darkness is even more obvious.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 07:21 PM

We don't get them storms!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 12:15 PM

Bullshit and a mighty wind, they are part of the foundation of this and the original thread (that still won't open—I tried it again the other day.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 10:42 AM

hypothetical hurricane gonzalo


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 07:46 AM

Hurricane Gonzo set to music


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jul 20 - 07:22 AM

HURRICANE GONZO IS HERE.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 20 - 09:57 PM

Our four neighbors have been gone nearly a week now. The toys lay in yard unused, waiting for the touch of slobbery mouth. It's so sad. However, the treats await.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Jul 20 - 04:29 PM

The only one around here who isn't concerned by the fireworks is the Labrador retriever who is just about completely deaf. There was a string of m-80s that went off last night, but otherwise I think most of those jokers shot their firework wads on July 4, through the early hours of July 5.

I have concluded that the puppy gets into the most trouble during those times that the middle dog beats up on her the most. Dog correction can be brutal, but it does work. So I'll let Pepper handle the discipline for a while and see what happens. MOM says it's mostly just noise, though she has threatened them with the garden hose a couple of times.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jul 20 - 06:32 PM

The only laugh today came from a Freudean slip by Pense when he said
"Today's Covid 19 task force briefing is about opening our schools unsafely".


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 20 - 05:34 PM

Every one of my canine friends is unhappy about fireworks. So am I, for that matter.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Jul 20 - 04:07 PM

It's your middle dog Pepper who is unhappy, Stilly,
about the fireworks?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Jul 20 - 01:21 AM

That works for me—"We are all Puerto Ricans now." Too bad that in the next month or two the world will commiserate and instead of Je suis Charlie Hebdo it will be Je suis Américain.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jul 20 - 09:01 PM

We are all Puerto Ricans now. We all saw Trump throw paper towels at Islanders devastated by a natural disaster. Now we have a viral disaster and are experiencing the results of the same cavalier leadership. Donald did not throw toilet paper at us but he has done worse, he made the pandemic the worst on Earth right here in the USA .
Lives will be lost, "get used to it", but statues must be saved.
We are one named hurricane away from seeing the Trump FEMA response.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jul 20 - 02:53 PM

"Look at the crowd at this Great Trump Rally despite the Kung Flu hoax.
*large cheer* There must be 10,000 in this tiny old theatre. The virus is 99% harmless so lets have applause for the 10 people who are going to die for this rally *feeble applause* and for all the old folks we can do without *applause from a couple dozen* and my daughter Ivanka for modeling her new line of bikinis * large cheer *". :^/

"The communists and fascists are attacking and disfiguring our great Confederate heros and generals. *sparse applause* , The blacks and brown people will to go to prison for murdering our confederate statues * large cheer *
And Lock Hilary up with Biden *THUNDEROUS CHEER*"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Jul 20 - 10:23 PM

So that's why there's a sign on the front door

No Lit Matches Allowed


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 20 - 10:12 PM

The Legion Hovel IS an ammunition bunker. Just the alcohol there would make it such!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Jul 20 - 11:28 AM

Eventually, but that time hasn't come yet. There seems to have been an unspoken consensus in the region that no fireworks laws would be enforced. Lucky we had a good rain a week or so ago, it helped with grass fires. From dusk until many hours later it sounded like a reenactment of a battle scene from the Civil War. Canons, pistols, and the occasional Gatling gun discharge of strings of firecrackers.

I fear they have simply stopped to sleep and eat, and will resume the assault at dusk today. MOM liked the sparklers at the house, but said the boys had better watch those explosives down by The Legion Hovel or the thing will go up like an exploded ammo bunker.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 20 - 11:17 AM

Zoonoses.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jul 20 - 08:46 AM

The Earth 9, mankind 0 https://www.cbsnews.com/news/arctic-temperature-record-100-4-degrees-earth-warmest-12000-years/#:~:text=Bird%20Carrying%20Fish-,


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 20 - 12:23 AM

Eventually they have to run out of ammunition.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Jul 20 - 04:49 PM

Bunker safely, Rapparee, whether up, down, or sideways,
and have a good Independence Day.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Jul 20 - 11:55 PM

You know that cartoon "Someone is wrong on the Internet" ? I ran into a bunch of those folks on a favorite site today and was disappointed that management wasn't corralling the kids. If there was EVER a source of BS, it is The Internet.

Just sayin'.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 20 - 10:02 PM

Tomorrow I shall bunker up.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jul 20 - 09:45 PM

Russian election law #1
Elections are determined by those who count the vote, not the electorate.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jul 20 - 09:42 PM

THE MOSCOW RULES

1. Assume nothing.
2. Never go against your gut.
3. Everyone is potentially under opposition control.
4. Don't look back -- you are never completely alone.
5. Go with the flow.
6. Vary your pattern and stay within your cover.
7. Lull them into a state of complacency.
8. Don't harass the opposition.
9. Pick the time and place for action.
10. Keep your options open.

Mom taught these to me at her knee.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jul 20 - 10:11 PM

For the record while we chew the fat and shoot the breeze there is an historic lack of federal response to the national quadrupal threat of disease, unemployment, police murders and financial security. Its not just the pandemic, its the tradjedy of calling it a hoax and waging war on science itself.
Every President since WW2 has had to respond to a crises of war or natural diaster and have done so with varying degrees of success until now. We're not just talking about Covid 19, or racial inequality that gone on for 400 years, or a financial crises without tax funds available to save lives and jobs, we have a leadership crises.
I have never seen a President and administration fail to take any respondsibility at all until now. I know I have avoided respondsibility but at least I have given warnings. We are trying to step up and do the right thing but a third of us don't or won't, and can drag the rest of us under. Once again so few can cause the death of so many. Now back to our regularly scheduled banter.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 20 - 09:25 PM

My fitness tracker, phone and office clock all give the same time. I guess my watch is off.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jul 20 - 10:31 AM

Who puts the shish
on your kabob
or relish on
your hot dog
Who puts a pinch of salt
on your egg
or some sauce
on your gonzofazoul

The Randy man can
the randy man can
and has a secret rhthym
that you can't understand
but the randy man knows

Who shaves so close his cheeks glow
it feels like peachy fuzz
What the randy man does
with a can of whipped cream
few have ever known

Who finishs the ice cream
but leaves a little bit for you
spills chocolate syrup
on the waxed kichen floor
but cleans it all up
The randy man knows
all the perfect ways
to cure your weary woes...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jul 20 - 09:41 AM

Underground
below the slime
the air grows stale
but folks feel fine.
In the sun the wind
is death if in the end
you lose your breath.
C'mon down,
the catacombs
are fine made in times
when memories end.
In all plagues
some were worse,
some were not
It took only one
to come in
and change the plot.
Stacking bones
with great thought
few remember
who it was
who brought death
underground
Or what they thought
of what they caught
until their den
was without a sound
of cries sighs or cough


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 09:42 PM

I've sail boarded, power belly boarded and did ice flow hopping but never surfed. The biggest adrenaline bang for the buck was ice flow hopping, especially when they tip by 45 degrees in a place called Chokonut Creek that feeds into the mighty Susquehanna. There is nothing like the feeling when your push branch no longer reaches the bottom and you can see the river ahead.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 09:18 PM

Stilly, I remember reading about one of the towns in
the "Hill Country" of Texas, to the south of you,
and I am thinking of those German-American farmers.
Was it New Braunfels?   Fredericksburg?
They had their homesteads out in the country;
they had to come to market often enough, and
of course they were church-goers,
so they would come to town on Sunday,
and didn't they have 'Sunday-cottages' or something in town,
with outdoor showers -- that's why you reminded me of them --
and just the basics for sleeping overnight or something.
Then it was back to the farm for another week of hard work.

And when times changed and the town changed and developed,
eventually there were only a few of these little sunday-houses
still standing, and now
they are the real-estate version of collector's items,
historical artifacts.
I probably scrambled this up in recalling.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 09:04 PM

I and my friends well champion surfers when we were growing up. Unfortunately, the surf on the Mississippi River wasn't and isn't exactly "all-time" and boards (and full sized logs) tended to dissolve upon contact with the water. The river's cleaned up a lot since then and now you can drop a glass bottle in and pull it out only slightly etched.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 06:43 PM

The temperate rainforests in the NW are vast and magical. The NE has two small rainforests in NYS. Don't let Texas mess with you. There is talk of closing travel out of TX.

My older cousin in law Jeff Hakman was a surfing champion. Now he does commercials for hurrycane and reverse mortgages.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 06:02 PM

I need to set up the outdoor shower for nighttime use on the back patio. It's a luxury in the city to have a secluded yard like this, when most people have neighbors who can see into their yards. Going outside naked is one of the luxuries of childhood (my kids played naked in the little wading pool and in the shower sprinkler thing my mother sent them). But it should also be enjoyed by adults. This shower head attaches to the hose and the water running through the lines now is plenty warm enough.

Growing up in Seattle I remember summer expeditions when we were allowed to sleep in the back yard in a pup tent, but down here the idea of sleeping outside in the heat and with fire ants means Texas children have missed one of the joys of childhood.

Now, Texas children could enact some of the dramatic episodes of cowboy western programs, like the rattle snake crawling into the sleeping bag while you're asleep. Like quick sand and piranhas, this was a staple of television drama when I was a child.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 08:34 AM

After today I am free of appointments until next Monday. It will be cool at the beach, surfing and hangin' with the chicks, listening to the Beach Boys, sippin' brewskis and talkin' boards and cars with the guys. Unfortunately, none of that stuff exists around here, although I can find lots of rock-climbing freaks and people who like to see how close they can get to bear and bison. I guess I'll actually go drink some coffee with the old farts at the Elks, go see the doctor, get the mail (if any), and pick up some stuff at the store. Then I'll bunker up again.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Jun 20 - 07:21 AM

You can't legislate everything but umlauts should be chromatic by law.
? Besides they only modify another instrumnt

The one I have on a 1930 violin changes the sound from eeeeeeeeeeee
to 000000000000. Back then it was trade marked as the Resonator.

Breaking news from WPAT:
This Kent Brockman of WPAT with drier .. rather dire news about the pandemic. Experts say "What didya think was gonna happen !!??"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 09:53 PM

I think I shall take up a new musical instrument. A guy has offered to sell me an F# Umlaut, made by Con Instruments. It sounds like a great deal!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 06:47 PM

Gee, I'm in jeans and a long-sleeved shirt. It's chilly outside, but tomorrow will be better and I believe EVERYTHING the National Whether Service says because it's part of our government and our government would NEVER EVER fib. Well, there was a teensy little fib made when I enlisted, and then there was the one about Watergate, but those are excusable. And maybe the ones about it never snowing here and everything being perfect in all ways. Here's what they said:

It's true! It's true! The Mayor has made it clear.
The climate must be perfect all the year.

A law was made a distant moon ago here:
July and August cannot be too hot.
And there's a legal limit to the snow here
In Pocatello.
The winter is forbidden till December
And exits March the second on the dot.
By order, summer lingers through September
In Pocatello.

Pocatello! Pocatello!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But in Pocatello, Pocatello
That's how conditions are.
The rain may never fall till after sundown.
By eight, the morning fog must disappear.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Pocatello.

Pocatello! Pocatello!
I know it gives a person pause,
But in Pocatello, Pocatello
Those are the legal laws.
The snow may never slush upon the hillside.
By nine p.m. the moonlight must appear.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Pocatello.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 06:03 PM

"Only wimps go to the hospital
Brave and patriotic Americans don't wear masks and shun those democrat hospitals. We won't play into the hands of the China virus. Our idea of social distancing is an AR 15. Brave Americans say they would rather die than submit to the hoax against the right by the looney left." Realmen#Kungflu

Is it wrong to waste my breath on them if it takes my breath away?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 05:34 PM

That said, it's difficult to make up BS more bizarre than what is appearing nightly on the news.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 05:31 PM

Well, not reality - MOM wouldn't really throw bags of dog poop.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 02:55 PM

What am I wearing?
A faux satin no wrinkle long sleeve grey shirt, grey underwear no undershirt, light cream Dockers, black socks and slip on shoes. The belt is black and has a rachet mechanism and not an old fashioned tongue in hole type.
To go directly from these work clothes to being dressed up I put on a solid colorful sport jacket; yellow, rose or actual faux deerskin shirt at night. If its too hot, I stay at home in my boxer briefs and T shirt. :^/

The theme is to limit exposure to the Earth's damaging yellow star.
It only takes a week of sunshine to bleach my hair from strawberry to light blonde.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 11:41 AM

MOAB has taken a turn from from a tradition of colorful fiction to realism. so Today I cut back the jungle from encroaching into the swimming hole. Tommorrow I'll take the cover off and start the filter.
By July 4th we can take the plunge.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 11:11 AM

It's dusty and windy and humid - a really odd combination. It's a stirred up atmosphere that seems to suit the mood lately. I have never been one to lounge in my pajamas all day, like so many who seem to have adopted that routine while they've been working from home. Perhaps as a retiree I established a daily routine that involved getting completely dressed, and choosing my shoes based upon the day's activity (Garden work? Socks and tie-on sneakers or boots. Walking around the house? Loafers or sandals will do.) But I stayed home and preserved my health and that of my neighbors all spring, and now a few fools have decided science and prudent COVID-19-prevention practices aren't for them, so we basically have to start all over again. They've squandered the work we all did this spring. And we know why. There's no fixing stupid, but MOM says it's a good thing none of those fools from Washington, D.C. are coming to town this summer. Something about throwing bags of dog poop. . .


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 09:29 AM

Now it's 46F and rain is starting in 20 minutes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 20 - 06:43 AM

Re: Moderation change
No one is to say Jehovah, ow who threw that?... or attack others including themselves, politicians or Jehova - WUMP

No discussion, it's a warning without an argument, because given the opportunity, the parties most likely to be kicked out are the ones who want to argue about it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 20 - 06:25 PM

It is raining and 50F. And it's coming after yooooouuuuu!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jun 20 - 01:04 PM

Almost every cartoon with one click
https://www.cartooncollections.com/collections


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Jun 20 - 07:25 AM

I went with all Lennox heat and air for 6K including discount, duct clean and UV sterilizer installed om Thur.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Jun 20 - 07:46 AM

By doing nothing, more people will get sick and die yet this is becoming the official policy in the US which is now passing its earlier all time high infection rate. This is because of the judgment that " we must not make the cure worse than the disease". So we open too early, force certain workers into infection chambers at work, roll back testing and contact tracing, have unmasked political gatherings inside and not supporting people who are unemployed. Go to crowded events and party. People are saying that those who die are already old or black... wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean?

We must even decide if we should try to save those who succumb to the virus at all if there are not enough beds, PPE or medical treatments.
We must not make treatment worse than the effect on the economy!
So go ahead and take no personal responsibility. DO NOT WEAR A MASK.
Be a fancy free Steve. You don't have to chant 'Lets do nothing' but just be sure to take no social respondsibility.
Not caring for the sick and dieing is easier than it sounds. It is the last viral intrusion on our lives. All that wasted money is saved. WE DON'T NEED TO BURY THE DEAD. Body removal has been shown to work best with ovens. Gas is cheap now, so take a flight and smirk. That reciculated air in a hypo baric pressure tube is less dangerous than an infected TSA agent. You can even take a cruise at half price.
Make life cheap again! {^/

HIEL TRUMP 2020


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Jun 20 - 08:45 AM

I trained an old rose vine to climb a devil's walking stick tree so the tree blooms roses in June 30 feet high. Hybrids will bloom all summer though.

The Devil tree makes interesting canes.
I'm looking for a cork tree. They grow 'impossible' branches.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 20 - 08:20 AM

We were complimented last night on our roses. They are many and the bushes are of different hues.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Jun 20 - 07:50 PM

one bidder wanted 18K or 7K for air conditioner alone
Tommorrow I should get some reasonable estimates

My b in law died a couple hours ago from a heart attack in his sleep.
He was a Marine and in his eyes I was the enemy hippie for life.
My wife should understand funerals in a time of pandemic are lonely affairs.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 20 - 09:20 AM

Lennox.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jun 20 - 09:37 PM

Anyone have suggestions for a new HVAC system?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Jun 20 - 09:35 PM

There's a thread on the board about pet peeves. I have never had a pet peeve. All the peeves I encounter are quite feral. I wouldn't want to try to make a pet of a feral peeve. They bite and are difficult to house train.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jun 20 - 09:26 PM

Anyone have a suggestion for a garage door manufacturer


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jun 20 - 10:00 PM

Our central air blower decided it was done after 60 years.
They don't make bearings like that anymore.

due to a glitch I 'pulled a keb' and brought an old thread back.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Jun 20 - 09:47 PM

And Bat Goddess had to put down her orange cat. Liver disease. Like MOM said, today is a gonner.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Jun 20 - 03:31 PM

MOM says today is a gonner and we might as well all pull the covers over our heads and read in bed all day. Try again tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jun 20 - 06:23 AM

I know full well. The Revolution is here. And that makes it very different. Perhaps you are right and the folksong and singer has no place in this unique time and place on a personal level.
How does Mudcat reflect these times? It is worth more thought.
Besides I am talking on a temporary basis.
At worst the contrast between the 'sick' and the healthy will be self evident. The choice is betwenn SUNLIGHT and lock and key.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 20 - 09:45 PM

It's been done. Long ago this part was as open as the posts above the salt. You can revisit it and see what happened and why only members are allowed to visit below the salt.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jun 20 - 01:25 PM

What if the below the line BS section had a month long OPEN HOUSE allowing all to post as themselves or guests???

Its just a month. Before people started eating each other's young the experiment would be over. As a curious gus I am betting that the feared anathma of an released Krakan would not occur. In fact I predict no change.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jun 20 - 12:41 PM

LOL Star cartoons are rare these days.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jun 20 - 12:13 PM

I'm trying to think of other situations in which looking through a cloud of interstellar dust might prove to be a useful explanation.

"Is my butt fat?"

"I can't really tell. I'm looking at it through a cloud of interstellar dust."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jun 20 - 07:53 AM

I heard the rumor that the only classified material in the Bolton book that was redacted was that Melania has been putting an Oxy opiate in Donald Trump's diet Coke, which is only another cover story if his addiction is discovered. His other cover story is that he only took Oxy chloroquin. In my book 'The Art of the Lie' Eucadin (OXY in 1945) played a powerful role in WWII.


Thats a better Betelgeuse link. Mine only mentioned lots of dust in the way. Your link seems to explain why. The only fireworks we will see this summer will be the 4th of July and not a supernova.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Jun 20 - 10:01 PM

I cleaned the carpet in the front room - half of it so far, anyway. I'll let it dry completely then move some of the furniture onto that area and wash the rest. In there, the dogs seem to have run around with dirt (yes, clods of dirt they eat on the carpet) and sticks (from the yard) they chew up into tiny pieces. Toys in their mouths would be preferable.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 20 - 09:05 PM

We could all try running around with toys in our mouths.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Jun 20 - 11:35 AM

I guess it depends on where in the world you are, Rap. If you're in the UK you're late to rise.

The world seems particularly churlish for this year's greeting card holiday for fathers. Everyone would do well to give it a pass, step back, and try not to have a stroke.

Here it's raining again. I was going to walk the dogs, but then the weather interrupted, so we played fetch in the back yard for a few minutes instead. It's amazing how little dogs care about politics and can bring their humans back to a rational point of view simply by running around with toys in their mouths.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 20 - 10:08 AM

See how early I'm up, Mom?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jun 20 - 05:57 PM

Betelgeuse is just losing weight


That link doesn't work. Will this do? Betelgeuse: A Spinning, Dimming Red Giant That Swallowed Its Sister


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jun 20 - 05:46 PM

I hope they come up with stem cell cartiledge replacement someday.
It sounds like a longer process however.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 20 - 05:35 PM

A lack of cartilage required an arthedesis.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jun 20 - 12:52 PM

Rap you never mentioned if your thumb was a contracture or break or joint problem...
Meanwhile fun can be had in the body shop.

Its probably my POV but Stilly is on track to be one of the all time great mods.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Jun 20 - 11:42 AM

Today begins with MOM pouring bleach and water into the ceramic cups to clean out the tea stains. It's that kind of frumpy morning, I guess. Waiting for Oklahoma to spontaneously combust and the COVID-19 shrapnel from the explosion to hit the surrounding states. We've had thunderstorms in the region, last night was noisy and wet. Maybe a few of them will be washed away in flash floods (unless they heed the signs that say "turn around don't drown.") The storm before the storm.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 20 - 08:47 PM

And so ends a week with medical appointments every damned day.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jun 20 - 06:58 PM

Nina is my favorite Supreme Court mistress. As aristocrats go she is one of the good guys. I never grow tired of the stories about her father's cello. She really was on Morning Joe today. You are right , it is best to have the RUSSIANS resurrect Cokie Roberts in their misguided attempt to save Donald Trump in their faulty time machine..


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Jun 20 - 12:27 PM

You might be thinking of Cokie Roberts.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Jun 20 - 12:26 PM

Thankfully Nina is alive and well and regularly reporting. As BS goes, that was Not Funny. :-/


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jun 20 - 09:40 AM

Do not turn the rhyme factor up to 100 on your autotext creator or this can happen:

Gigantic geriatric aromatic autocratic Nazis
Hate democratic diplomatic hispanics and Faucis.
Hatreds aren't few like blacks Jews and flus
But include the huge human race


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Jun 20 - 07:46 AM

Seeing all the anomallys and paradox play out as Russian time interference rages out of control, makes life interesting if not mystifying. This morning Nina Totenberg, who died 8 months ago, appeared live on 'Morning Joe' and discussed the DACA decision.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 20 - 10:27 PM

There is no such thing as light or photons. See Elekgtroteknisk Tidsskrift (Electrotechnical Journal), Norway, Vol. 83, No. 3, 5.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jun 20 - 10:20 PM

I'm well entertained with the Russian screw up sub plot of everytime Putin tried to avoid a tremendous Trump flub by sending him into altered time, including Donald admiting to colluding with the Russians, a quantum effect of leaving a bit of presidential neurons neither here nor there results in Trump becoming progressively more stupid as evidenced by his tweets and behavior.
'it happens every election' is a working title.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jun 20 - 04:38 PM

As spy novels go, the fact that Russia is known for its monumental fuck ups, the plot goes far beyond Russian highjinks and plunges headlong into irreparable time disasters.

Perhaps most people don't know of at least 6 cities/regions that have disappeared or are uninhabitable inside Russia. This alone would make the novel worthwhile.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jun 20 - 04:11 PM

John laCarre' and Tom Clancy might have fun depicting invisible spies wrapped in a cloak of locally altered and frozen time gravity.
Such as " On rare occaisions the time shrouded individuals leave a trace of minimal interaction with ordinary matter and time revealing a spherical nebulous glow that can pass through walls. Out of the corner of our eyes the spies are leaving the opposite of passing shadows."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jun 20 - 10:24 AM

edit
Therefore 'if' gravity could freeze it will no longer bend light or influence matter.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jun 20 - 10:18 AM

Photon/light bends due to gravity. You could think that a light, since it's on a speed of light, must be frozen in time relative to us. Therefore, the gravity will also freeze and will not affect the light.
We can and have frozen the speed of light. Freezing gravity in a similar way may not be possible if it is an emergent force from a combination of other forces. But if it is not...you would not see the alterations in Space time or time gravity.
The time machine meets the invisible man!
Move over sci fi, here comes an advanced physics Tom clancy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Jun 20 - 08:55 AM

BRILLIANT
Freezing or slowing down gravity like light is fundamental to FTL and time dialation ! Maybe now we can catch up to the Russians in their rudimentary ventures into limited time travel. (How do you think they they stole the election for Trump) What they are able to do without a trace of forensic evidence is astonishing.

Nowforsomthingdifferent:

Many white guys perform a ritual of going into the woods armed to the teeth to kill an animal, not for survival but for sport. If you ask me its not a fair fight, its not like the animal even has a taser. The hunters patiently track an animal after being alerted to its presence at long last. If the animal surprises the hunter and starts to run they may get off a shot or two and may only hit their prey in the back and exclaim "GOT HIM" . When the hunters come across the carcass they may give it a kick to be sure it is dead and it is not uncommon to even stand upon their prey. For a white guy who grew up hearing black people are animals and have that notion reinforced by others around him as well as incidents that further dehumanize black people in his eyes, the white guy actually comes to believe black people ARE animals. Is he murderously psychopathic? No, he was culturally trained to kill as in the hunt. You have to be carefully taught. Unlearning is a hard road.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 20 - 09:25 PM

It's been raining frozen methane all day, but since gravity is frozen it's a problem.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 20 - 06:44 PM

Outside the temperature is -37° K.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Jun 20 - 02:46 PM

Now for something completely different:

Cassowary. Someone needs to gift one to the resident of the oval office.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jun 20 - 02:19 PM

One thing I don't go for.
Crooks claiming they know more.
They hire kids with patrioti$m
to lay down their lives.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jun 20 - 08:55 AM

Those calling for violent reaction to change have no idea what they are asking for. From what I have seen they are soldierboy-wannabees with no experience of actual warfare and few are even qualified as trained Chaplain's Assistants. There is no experience there comparable to Marcus Reno's being splattered with the brains of the man next to him in the Greasy Grass fight, or actually killing someone, or smelling the odor of Death sitting in the grass, or even being shot at with intent to kill. Their desires are like those young men of the Confederacy who were fed a line of "defending our rights" and "fighting for the property we gained by honest toil" by wealthy cotton merchants and plantation owners and were "allowed" to die in droves for The Lost Cause. Don't get me started.


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Subject: RE: MISSION - Accomplished [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Jun 20 - 07:05 AM

According to Pence there is no second wave and we should celebrate our victory against the invisible killer. Mask free Eskimo kisses everyone.
Let's all boogaloo and Q up the 4 Chan Muzak.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jun 20 - 12:44 PM

Be careful with the black ice. Idaho black ice claimed my best friend in his Pinto with the help of a truck years ago - but in the WINTER.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Jun 20 - 12:32 PM

It's in the 90s here again today, hard to believe this heat hasn't seeped up there and finally warmed things a bit.

I seem to be in a pasta phase right now. I'd better get over it soon or I'll be so round I'll roll out of the house looking like one of these armoniche pastas I've been eating.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 20 - 06:43 PM

Winter Weather Advisory issued June 15 at 1:13PM MDT until June 17 at 12:00PM MDT by NWS Pocatello ID

* WHAT…Snow expected, mainly above 7000 feet. Total snow
accumulations of 1 to 3 inches with local accumulations of 6
inches or more, including for mountain passes like Willow Creek
Summit and mid and upper slopes.

* WHERE…Mountain elevations mainly above 7,000 feet. Light snow
accumulations below 7,000 feet are possible mainly Wednesday
morning.

* WHEN…From 6 PM Tuesday to noon MDT Wednesday.

* IMPACTS…Plan on slippery road conditions, especially on Willow
Creek Summit. If planning to recreate in these areas, plan on
cold, wintry conditions. Slow down and use caution while traveling.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jun 20 - 05:12 PM

You've got a good idea there having target practice at 3 different distances on the golf course, just like drives, chips and putts.
Scheduling could be hazardous.
I like new olympic events like cross country bowling or highway overpass Sumo wrestling.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 20 - 11:08 AM

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd...the golfers are back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc-W762YwG0


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 20 - 10:07 PM

Three groups of targets this morning, varying ranges, NO MISSES!!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jun 20 - 04:24 AM

Thats fun


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 20 - 05:53 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n_RTXJ_LNs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCMCcY710oE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnqC6T4evU4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU6GAMbqRBE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIU7FsY6Nkc


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 20 - 11:02 PM

Here the hospital owns all that parking. Of course, you often can't find even an inconvenient place.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Jun 20 - 09:48 PM

If the doc pads his win loss column he might get a bonus or avoid fines and penalties. Insurance data shows old docs often go past thier prime, besides ya gotta master the parking before you can get a good surgical outcome buddy. Here, the Parking for town sized mega complexs of medical offices, is owned and perniciously abused by the Mafia.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 20 - 09:08 PM

I was today thrown out of hand therapy and the surgeon's office. He probably will never see me again (he's retiring the end of the month). On my "get outa here sheet" he wrote "healed." I wasn't heeled as I see no point to packing heat, but if he said I was I guess I am. Part of the way home I got a call from the hand therapy people that they were cancelling the rest of my appointments. I don't know what I did to offend them.

Oh well.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Jun 20 - 11:15 AM

Irony comes in all shapes and sizes, doesn't it?

I had to cut PT short by several weeks because of the rise of COVID-19, so am hoping scar tissue doesn't become a problem to have to treat later. PT keeps in from forming.

I've fiddled with the computer this week in an attempt to set up a way to capture a film being played on my computer. Darned thing won't let me make a full length mp4 for playing on other devices, it's double layer so it stops encoding about 2/3 of the way through, and you know how it is, once you can't do something you waste time and money trying to prove you can do it. I spent $19 updating the media player in my computer and downloaded a new capture program, when it turns out I could have bought the darned film for $9 on Amazon and they've digitized it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 20 - 08:34 PM

This morning I went to cardiac rehab at the hospital. NO PARKING anywhere except outside the Emergency Room and I can't, in good conscience, part there unless I need to use it. So I didn't get to cardiac rehab.

Why all the parking slots filled? Because the hospital was ribbon-cutting a new link in the "greenway" walking trail around the city. I couldn't go to exercise because of a link for exercise!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jun 20 - 10:26 PM

I hope you can do octaves on the piano or still play the glass harp


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jun 20 - 09:44 PM

I went to the hand therapist, probably for the last time in this go-round. Wednesday I see the hand surgeon and he will probably tell me, "Get out and don't come back before I retire at the end of June!"

Tomorrow the massage therapist has another crack at my thumb and its scars...after coffee at the Elks Lodge with all of the Old Farts.

No, I did nothing outside. A high of 49F and a low tonight of 39F. There was sn*w, but not here. Only a cold rain and some thunderstorms.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jun 20 - 03:31 PM

Jire in the wabe.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Jun 20 - 11:44 AM

I successfully found (after searching the garage several times) and installed a loosely-woven nylon/polyester outdoor tarp (Harbor Freight) on the patio cover so the sun won't beat on the back door so brutally. And with that success, I feel like I must go outside and move some more things around. There is a rain barrel that is full but hasn't been used in ages (it needs a mosquito dunk again) and a bit of the garden that must be dug up or tilled. I could stay put for a while and this urge would pass, but I think I'll act on it today. MOM's just hanging out on the glider on the front porch, waving at cars that pass by.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jun 20 - 09:50 AM

Pseudomartyrs reproduce slumberous superpolymers umbragedociously but plumbiferous suboperculums perjuriously injure the subopular subemployed biopolymers bumptiously in hyperbolic lumberyards. But never the preambulatory currycombed. Dogberryismal doubleplays molybdenous murals with mouldywarps murderously perturbed by polymeridesmerised pyromerides subdermally. Unemployed imperious protestors impetuously disgraced bodysurfers just as Dumbledor's euphorbious and pendulously ponderously heavy testicles are purportedly subproblems. Surprised swordplayers undersupply murmurously musclebound ectomorphs.


translation: Posers superglue 2 by 4's to...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jun 20 - 09:00 AM

Did Stilly just win your appeal?

Hurricane Gonzalo does not yet exist even as butterfly flutter.
But with a name like GONZO it sounds like a force to be reckoned with.
People couldn't take Katrina seriously but GONZO-holy shit


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Jun 20 - 08:39 PM

Doesn't any of that freeze when you turn 65?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 20 - 08:11 PM

Well, we're recovering from a hangover of sorts. Yesterday we got the decision from the State Board of Tax Appeals on the 40% assessment increase we were awarded last year. The BTA agreed with us and accepted the figure we proposed. In the process they ripped the Assessor a brand new orifice as they did, we have since found out, in several other decisions. AAAAND this year's assessment is 55% over last year's uncorrected assessment! We're hitting the ol' Appeal Trail agin!

But in the meantime, raise a glass or three!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jun 20 - 11:36 AM

Nice weather we're having

Yes

Shall we silence black journalists

By all means

Shall we say it is for bias

Just do it by any means neccessary

Your turn to tee off.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 09:47 PM

We just had about an inch of rain in a couple of hours. Winds too, of course. For this area that's a monsoon. Sn*w is predicated for Monday, tomorrow is thunderstorms and a high of about 50. Oddly, there were few golfers late this afternoon.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 06:12 PM

Do you see the giant cyclone off Terra del Feugo?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 03:28 PM

I pay a couple of bucks a year to get Wunderground on my phone without ads. Entirely worth it.

There's just the one right now, no daisy chain of storms across the Atlantic. One wonders if the slowdown in human activity will result in a calmer hurricane year.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 03:10 PM

whew, It's a large world afterall.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 02:31 PM

Don, I'm too far inland for storm surge to be a problem. Weather Underground is only predicting about four inches of rain over the next few days where I live (but they've been wrong before). The first real band of storms should be here in about three hours. We'll see how much it dumps and extrapolate from there. At least wind shouldn't be an issue. Top winds are only 50 MPH and they'll be over 100 miles away.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [anusx]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 09:32 AM

For years I have repurposed an old church message sign and put it on the corner. It is held up by a real estate post and cross beam.

The first theme was about the diversity of tree leaves in a humorous vein. Now I am making a Star War Themed "Return of the DIVERSE"
This way I avoid any trump image and words like hate or hope.
BLM does appear on the uniforms of the characters.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 08:14 AM

BWL you could get a couple feet of surge and rainfall till Tue
Comon back good buddy, over...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jun 20 - 12:42 AM

The rank and file inside the CDC,FBI,State,CIA and Pentagon would welcome the help of 'quarks' but what have they done for for those loyal to the Constitution lately. Alex Jones types are strangling the engine of society of oxygen. Its choking and were running out of time.
Stupidity and fantasy is clogging the air filters.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 20 - 09:44 PM

To the rescue comes

QUARK!QUARK!!
QUARK!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jun 20 - 04:42 PM

Yes but inside a black hole.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 05 Jun 20 - 03:05 PM

hmmm, the dark MOAB on the dark web?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jun 20 - 12:00 AM

Our Legion of foreign wars bartender is named Frankie


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 09:27 PM

Certainly, Donuel, you cannot. That is why the Idaho Legion has sent a special detachment to guard you and your house. You may see them now and then, hovering around you as they lavish protection all over you. Here's a picture of Fat Frank on his last duty assignment -- if you see him, tell him I said hello.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 09:22 PM

What would Spaw do?
FUCK YOU


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 09:13 PM

Be warned keb, MOAB isn't all moms love, there are fist fights and rough trade in here that could hurt delicate little feelings like yours. Few have the real MOAB password to enter the dark MOAB where folks like you are merely a snack before the great ones become a million different things with a mere incantation and transmogrification. For example 5 years before the election Rap began ressurecting pure evil in the one we know as the Emporer until the decayed flesh of he who is named turnip became President of the USA 5 years later. Who do you think deliberatly made all the evil in the mud hatch out to become Covid 19? If you think you can handle the power of the dark side think again.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 07:36 PM

... mind you get the dog hair under the refrigerator ...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 06:05 PM

dog hair helps coalese meteor dust that collects under the bed.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 04:07 PM

I think if I round up the copious amount of dog hair around here I'll evict germs at the same time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 11:34 AM

I clearly see a battlespace that has to be dominated. Brutal force will be required after all this pandemic stress. Perhaps killing millions of
germs will be the key but I gotta clean the downstairs bathroom at long last.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Jun 20 - 06:32 AM

May you stick out like a healed thumb.
Like your lips, the discomfort you feel is disproportionate to the area needing healing and stretching.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 20 - 09:53 PM

Bayonets are tools that can split a large crowd into smaller crowds if used correctly. Unfortunately, the US Army no longer teaches the use of the bayonet.

I have today ended three straight days of hand therapy (an hour or so each day, not all at once). Monday is my last day, sayeth the hand therapy place. I am told that they have done all they can for me, and now it's up to me to exercise my left thumb and hand. Wednesday next the surgeon (who retires at the end of the month) will "graduate" me. Now I gotta do all the work. Phooey!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jun 20 - 09:57 PM

I'm told the Pentagon is going another direction as in the 82nd Airborn with fixed bayonettes to quell demonstrations of democracy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 20 - 06:13 PM

Load little ones in a 12 gauge shell and bounce all over the place forever.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jun 20 - 05:28 AM

For more bang for the buck I have submitted to DARPA my prototype of semi lethal "super ball rubber bullets". Once fired they don't stop bouncing around for 30 seconds. They can go around corners and injure multiple targets in one shot. I got an endorsement from Steven Miller who said I am in the spirit of the Trump Presidency.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jun 20 - 03:59 AM

You CAD


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jun 20 - 10:31 PM

1000!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jun 20 - 10:30 PM

Which brings us to....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jun 20 - 10:29 PM

Thanks for the offer, but I'll just get some pastel card stock. The optical mouse actually works fine on the bare tabletop, but it's quieter with the card stock.

I remember trying to use a piece of red card stock once and it didn't work either. But, in that case, the reason's obviously that red lasers can't "see" red.

The bright white card stock must be too reflective. Sorta like trying to mouse on a mirror.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jun 20 - 09:35 PM

If you'd like a real mouse pad let me know. The mouse is still attached to it, so you know it's genuine.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jun 20 - 09:14 PM

Hi, Mom!

This is very strange....

Since I first bought an optical mouse for my laptop some years back, I've been using a piece of white card stock paper as a "mouse pad" instead of mousing on the bare tabletop. Card stock has enough "tooth" that the mouse moves around smoothly and comfortably. A sheet lasts a month or so before it gets dirty and the constant movement of the mouse burnishes the tooth down to where the paper's slick.

I finally got down to my last piece of the card stock I was using so I bought some more today. And guess what? It doesn't work! The shade of white seems to be too "bright" for the mouse's optical sensor. Move the mouse around on it and the cursor stays in one place. Put the old sheet back down, the mouse works fine. Hold the new sheet and the old sheet up for comparison and I can only see the least bit of difference. But that slight difference is enough to make the mouse inoperable. Go figure....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Jun 20 - 03:15 PM

Well, Stilly, thanks for your generosity, industry, and big heart.
I don't have a beard.
And at the mental health clinic where I admitted myself this year,
we have fellow patients
waiting out the shelter-in-place pandemic order
by making masks as though somebody's life depended on it.
At this point
I suspect we have more masks than patients ...

but thanks again for asking.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 May 20 - 11:46 PM

How are you guys doing for face masks? I suspect Mike is set up with a lifetime supply, what with a house full of quilt stash. How about Bruce? Don? Who else? Keb? Anyone with a particularly large face and/or a beard, let me know. I've made a few for that demographic. :)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 May 20 - 11:23 PM

Speaking of cleaning guns and checking ammo, the battery to the combination keypad on my gun safe died. There's an emergency access key around here somewhere, but I'm not sure where. I hope the Zombie Apocalypse can wait until after I find it.

I do have a bunch of 12 Gauge shells that aren't in the gun safe. I suppose that, if push comes to shove, I can make Zombie-killing bombs out of them.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 May 20 - 08:24 PM

Out here in Idaho we're just cleanin' our guns and checkin' our ammo. Or some of us are. I'm not that stupid and have better things to do, like water flowers and watch golfers.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 May 20 - 05:47 PM

Naw, just taking a breather after mowing the front lawn. The back yard can wait till tomorrow. MOM has some good iced tea (no "Long Island" about it this time) and the porch swing looks inviting.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 May 20 - 05:18 PM

Yep sure nuf comrads - This really is the end !


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 May 20 - 07:20 AM

REPENSE The End is Near


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 May 20 - 07:01 AM

I'm sorry, but I cannot repent. I have never pented in the first place.

At least, that is, to the best of my knowledge. Since I don't actually know what penting is, I suppose it's possible I have pented at some time in the past without being aware of doing so. But if that's the case, if penting is so unremarkable that one can do it without knowledge of doing so, then why should I go through the trouble of doing it again?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]o
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 May 20 - 09:33 PM

I just added five more books on American and other pandemics, past and future, to the collection. Now I must read them and others to prepare for a delivering a lecture on the subject in October. Two things in common, from 1793 to the present: business folks think epidemics/pandemics are bad for business and prefer doctors didn't mention them, and all of these diseases are products of The Lower Classes (who live dissolute lives of intemperance). They are also punishments by God for said lives (see above) and it'll only get worse if we don't REPENT!.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 May 20 - 10:21 AM

I fell into a tiny crack below the line.
All I have is the conscience of the folk singer
I can not play and sing at the same time.
I only have the talent to make a string sing or
combine songs in a strange and clever way
The envy I feel for performers is what remains

I wonder if it was a 107 fever or skull fracture.
I'd love to be able to sing out, I wish I could
I tried for 50 years but never found that feature.
In this sea of outrage I say whats misunderstood
as fake prestigue or ethics of an age gone by
What defines this age is instead the great lie.

All I have is science with a conscience of folksingers
It may be of some value or a total waste of time
Its a weird combination that probably won't injure
At any rate in my thinking its no great crime.
I've done all the talking about ability and disability
We all have unique mixtures. What about you until lately?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 May 20 - 09:19 PM

Your brain devotes more brain area (sensory and motor) to a thumb than all the rest of your fingers. Thats why thumbscrews are such an effective torture. You can even render a person unconscious with a clever blow to the thumb.
I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV.
Neurologicly speaking, after your thumbs comes your tongue and your
___
o   
The eyes are king of all brain resources


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 20 - 08:30 PM

All of the above. Hand therapy and exercises to regain as much range of motion, etc. as possible (and they say I'm doing very well!). Pain? Well, yes -- the bone is growing over the screws.

Yes, I endured the thumbscrews. But I never broke! I never told them!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 May 20 - 01:36 PM

Fusion? - Range of motion, different angle, pain?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 May 20 - 09:39 AM

Hard to get over: arthredesis of the left thumb. You never know how much you use your left thumb until it doesn't work as it always did before.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 May 20 - 06:37 AM

In a year you will have absolute maximum bone growth gripping the new implant so skydiving should be OK. What stimulates bone growth mechanicly is simple 'impact' like jumping/stomping from one stair down to the floor many times. Its the shock, not the load.

Lateral/horizontal shock - not good. Do not high dive above 10 meters


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 May 20 - 09:50 PM

My orthopedic guy says my knee is looking good, three months out from the surgery. I'm glad I did it, but it is one rough surgery to get over. In lieu of physical therapy, I'm mowing the lawn and walking dogs. His parting shot was "if you want to mow some more, I'll give you my address." I happen to know he has two Labrador retrievers, so if his lawn is like mine, there are some hazards out there. I think I'll pass. My routine is to scoop every day or two and dump it into the compost, then I've started bagging at least some of the grass when I mow so I can toss it on top of the droppings. That's the best poop deodorizer around.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 May 20 - 09:35 PM

Grits, well prepared (most aren't), are pretty good. Polenta is just a fancy name for corn meal mush solid enough to fry. Now, for good eating try panhaus (a/k/a scrapple, but with a twist).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 May 20 - 07:55 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygdB-ZE0daY


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 May 20 - 04:57 AM

"impedes weed growth" ? Who needs poisons like Round UP?

Grits (corn meal gluten) and weed control sounds like an organic dream

To me grits as a food is right up there with corn silk spaggetti..


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 May 20 - 12:29 AM

I'm not a fan of grits, though I make cornbread from cornmeal a couple of times a year. I use most cornmeal in the garden. Corn gluten meal can impede weed growth if you put it out in the winter before they sprout, or sprinkle it on the bare soil you've just weeded before putting in bedding plants. That bright yellow looks pretty alarming, though, so put mulch over the top of it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 May 20 - 11:12 PM

Day-old grits and that Eye-talian polenta stuff are pretty much one and the same. Except that polenta's expensive and day-old grits are damned near free.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 May 20 - 10:43 AM

The Art of the Deal (ammended by Michael Cohen

1       Once you have their money... you never give it back.
2       The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.      
2       Money is everything.      
3       Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.      
5       Always exaggerate your estimates.      
6       Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.      
7       Keep your ears open.      
8       Small print leads to large risk.
9       Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
10       Greed is eternal.      
14       The quickest way to find profits is to let them find you.      
15       Dead men close no deals
16       A deal is a deal... until a better one comes along.
17       A contract is a contract is a contract.
18       A Deal without profit is no deal at all.      
19       Satisfaction is not guaranteed.      
20       He who dives under the table today lives to profit tomorrow.      
21       Never place friendship above profit.      
22       A wise man can hear profit in the wind.      
23       Nothing is more important than your health.
27       There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.      
29       What's in it for me?      
31       Never make fun of a loser's mother. Insult something he cares about instead.
33       It never hurts to suck up to the boss.      
34       War is good for business..
35       Peace is good for business.      
37       The early investor reaps the most interest.
39       Don't tell customers more than they need to know.      
40       She can touch your dick but never your $.      
41       Profit is its own reward.      
43       Feed your greed, but not enough to choke it.      
44       Never confuse wisdom with luck.      
45       Expand or die
47       Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.      
48       The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.      
52       Never ask when you can take
53       Never trust anybody taller than you.      
54       Rate divided by time equals profit.
55       Take joy from profit, and profit from joy.      
57       Good customers are as rare as bearer bond—treasure
58       There is no substitute for success.      
59       Free advice is seldom cheap.      
60       Keep your lies consistent or for 2 weeks or not..      
62       The riskier the road, the greater the profit.      
63       Work is the best therapy-at least for your employees.      
65       Win or lose, there's always Huyperian beetle snuff.      
66       Someone's always got bigger debts.
68       Risk doesn't always equal reward.      
69       Trumps are not responsible for the stupidity of other races.      
74       Knowledge equals profit.
75       Home is where the resort is.      
76       Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.      
77       If you break it, I'll charge you for it!
82       The flimsier the product, the higher the price.      
85       Never let the competition know what you're thinking.      
87       Learn the customer's weaknesses, so that you can better take advantage of him
88       It ain't over 'til its over'
88       Vengeance will cost you everything.
89       Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.      
89       [It is] better to lose some profit and live than lose all profit and die.      
92       There are many paths to profit.      
94       Females and finances don't mix.
95       Expand or die.      
97       Enough... is never enough.
98       Every man has his price
98       If you can't take it with you, don't go.      
99       Trust is the biggest liability of all.      
100       When it's good for business, tell the truth.
101       Profit trumps emotion.       The Long Mirage
102       Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
103       Sleep can interfere with opportunity
104       Faith moves mountains... of inventory.      
106       There is no honor in peverts
108       Hope doesn't keep the lights on.      
108       A woman wearing clothes is like a man without any profits.      
109       Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
110       Exploitation begins at home.      
111       Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them.      
112       Never have sex with the wife's sister.      
113       Always have sex with the boss.      
117       You can't free a fish from water
121       Everything is for sale, even friendship.      
123       Even a blind man can recognize the glow of gold
125       You can't make a deal if you're dead.      
135       Listen to secrets, but never repeat them.
139       Wives serve, brothers inherit.      
141       Only fools pay retail.      
144       There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket.      
147       People love the bartender.
151       Even when you're a customer, sell yourself.      
153       Sell the sizzle, not the steak
162       Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit
168       Whisper your way to success.      
177       Know your enemies... but do business with them always.      
181       Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.      
182       When life hands you grease, make detergent
184       A Trump waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves.      
188       Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
189       Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.      
190       Hear all, trust nothing.      
192       Never cheat an Arab unless you're sure you can get away with it.      
193       Trouble comes in threes.      
193       It's never too late to fire the staff.      
194       It's always good business to know about new customers
199       Location, location, location.
200       A Trump chooses no side but his own      
202       Suckers are succulent, but sometimes they bite back
208       Sometimes, the only thing more dangerous than a ? is an answer.      
211       Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.      
212       A good lie is easier to believe than the truth.      
214       Never begin a (business) negotiation on an empty stomach.      
216       Never gamble with a telepath.      
217       Always know what you're buying.
218       Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much.      
219       Possession is eleven-tenths of the law!      
223       Beware the man who doesn't take time for blackmail
227       If that's what's written, then that's what's written.      
229       Gold lasts longer than lust.      
235       Duck; death is head high
236       You can buy fate with enough hate
239       Never be afraid to label a product Trump.      
240       Time, like platinum, is a highly limited commodity.      
242       More is good... all is better
243       Always leave yourself an out.      
248       The definition of insanity is trying the same failed scheme & expecting different results
255       A wife is luxury... a smart accountant a neccessity.      
257       When the messenger comes to appropriate your profits, kill the messenger
261       A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience
263       Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for gold
266       When in doubt, lie.      
267       If you believe it, they believe it.      
272       Always inspect the merchandise before making a deal.
280       If it ain't broke, don't fix it.      
284       Deep down, everyone's bought.
285       No good deed ever goes unpunished
287       Always get somebody else to do the lifting
288       Never get into anything that you can't get out of
289       A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.      
290       An angry man is an enemy, and a satisfied man is an ally.      
291       The less employees know about the cash flow, the smaller the share they can demand.
292       Betrayal can be fired - the same as loyalty
293       The more time they take deciding, the more money they will spend.      
294       A bargain usually isn't
431       When the shooting starts, let the mercenaries handle it!
432       To retalliate and defeat - humilliate by a tweet


ALWAYS SUE THE BASTARDS


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 May 20 - 10:32 PM

Eating live animals is unique. In the case of a live prawn you can feel it resign its life in your mouth, if you dont hurry it will seemingly come back alive with its last ounce of hope.
Then there is the adrenalized blood of freshly hunted...

excerpt from 'How to Become a Vegan' by Tom Ato


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 May 20 - 09:28 PM

The place had such loud austere acoustics like a bathroom. I could peep at a portion of the kitchen through the little glass door resolutely guarding a slice of pie for I was without a dime. Hey buddy can you...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 20 - 09:04 PM

Nonsense! I have a lovely recipe for grits souffle (as made at the King's Arms Tavern in Williamsburg, VA). We first had them there:

Waiter: Would you like to try our grits souffle?
THWAP, g.s. on the plate.

It really is very good. And grits with shrimp as made in Charleston, SC -- delicious.

Gator Tail a la Pensacola is pretty terrible, since the gator ain't dead.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 May 20 - 07:05 PM

I never ate food from an automat. They never really caught on in the South. Probably because cooked grits have a shelf-life of about ten minutes before they turn into a congealed gelatinous mass even a dog won't eat.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 May 20 - 04:39 PM

Dining on dime
at lunchtime
The last time I was at Horn and Hardart I was much shorter.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 20 - 08:42 AM

Today shall be fair and 68° F. Later this week it shall continue to be fair and up to 89°F.

Yesterday I put the flower boxes out on the porch. Then I heard it, way up in the air: a duckdog barking away, and never was barking so sad, and never was barking so gay.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 20 - 10:14 PM

Their corn dogs are, at best, okay.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 May 20 - 06:39 PM

There's a Thai restaurant in Pensacola that shares a building with a car wash. You can enjoy a nice dish of red curry while watching cars go through the wash tunnel.

The cars being washed provide an endless source of distraction, which makes the restaurant a good place to take a dinner companion you plan on ignoring.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 20 - 02:40 PM

The restaurant in question is called Cafe Tuscano and it's one of the best in Idaho (really!). Their food is outstanding and the   tiramisu (made there)is literally national-award-winning. Still, taking guests to the Chevron station for a dinner of grilled tri-tip and veggies with an excellent wine/beer selection (and harder stuff) and very tasty desserts isn't in the usual pervue of folks from, say, DC or Chicago.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 May 20 - 12:46 PM

In my thinking on one end of the grand pendulum of human events and responses, is the compounding of negative magical thinking mistakes like the Children's Crusade or the 3rd Reich, and on the other end are the compounded enlightenment extremes of Realitivity and super inventions and discoveries.

We may be at the extreme right swing of the pendulum or near to it.
Like when we are on a swing this is the time to gain a little boost to the swing down and to the left. I don't know if sticking our legs out or leaning back is what gives us added momentum. Its probably both but we are going to be OK.

Everyone is overdosed with rule by lies and TV hypnosis to the point of rejection. The old tricks are suspect and the new meme begins.
In reality there are many pendulums at different degrees all swinging simultaneously but I think people visualize in 2 dimensions most easily.

I hope we identify the coming time as a new age instead of a post appocolyptic anything. My highly ignored, arrogant sounding, journal of thought droppings work is done. All thats left is repitition or forever unfinished attempts.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 May 20 - 12:55 AM

It's easier to get a business loan for a gas station than a restaurant (at least in this part of Texas) so there are a lot of gas stations with quite decent small restaurants inside. It has surprised a few guests when we run by the corner Citgo gas station for gyros.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [anux]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 May 20 - 09:57 PM

There are gems among truck stop oasis.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 20 - 09:35 PM

Just got back from dinner at the gas station.----------------------------------------


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 May 20 - 05:46 PM

My young son's excuse is that he is the chief moderator of a role playing website.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 May 20 - 01:13 PM

Poor Mom! All her kids are off having Memorial Day weekend fun and she's sitting here neglected.

No, wait! The kids aren't having fun! There's still a pandemic! They're staying home and being bored!

So, what's their excuse now?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 May 20 - 03:46 PM

You know who wrote the lazy beggining and end.
But who wrote the Last Mohawk Tasmainian Navaho CroMagnon Neanderthal?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 May 20 - 11:19 AM

Did Cher write that (too lazy to look it up . . . )


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 May 20 - 07:58 AM

My father married a pure Navaho
My people were ashamed where ever we go
The Indians said I was white by law
The White Man always called me "Indian Squaw"
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard
Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word
Half-breed, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born
We never settled, went from town to town
When you're not welcome you don't hang around
The other children always laughed at me
"Give her a feather, she's Navaho"
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard
Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word
Half-breed, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born
We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame
My life since then is reservations
But I can't run away from what I am
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard
Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word
Half-breed, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born
si lence, that's all that I hear
Si lence, cuz the virus killed them all
Si lence, with no intensive care
Now one side's against me till the day that I fall


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 May 20 - 11:53 PM

Nancy Pelosi on MSNBC tonight was not very well lit or she'd look like her usual self. All of this home reporting means people have various types of light fixtures in the rooms and the color of the light can make a huge difference in the appearance on a broadcast or in photographs.

Good old Archie McPhee. Located in the neighborhood where several family members have resided over the years. Nice area.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 20 - 08:21 PM

Here's a start. And with this he'd never be without that which he so much craves.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 May 20 - 07:57 PM

I've tried readjusting the color on my TV to no avail as the skin around Trump's eyes, where there is no bronzer, keeps turning more blue than the usual pasty white.

Due to his makeup he has always had the opposite look of a raccoon around his eyes but he really looks sick now.

To be fair some others like Nancy Pelosi looks like they are wearing a
mask.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 May 20 - 03:47 PM

MOM wants to make a tinfoil helmet and mail it to The Donald. I told her it would clash with the orange he sprays on his face (except for his eyelids, where he puts a couple of little lid covers every morning - and seems to think the world can't tell that's what he's doing?)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 May 20 - 03:17 PM

Copper mines are not as mobile as tin foil hats.

Its a sad season for TV's '24'
Jack Baur has virtually died from Coronovirus.
The show may go without him.
This has Donald rethinking masks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 20 - 02:11 PM

We have been under attack for quite some time, with Them bombarding us with their ray-weapons. YOU think it's sunshine, but the Idaho Legion knows better. That's why the Secret Space Defense Headquarters is buried in an old copper mine near Inkom. It's camouflaged as the Bannock County Land Fill.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 May 20 - 01:34 PM

More Solar X rays reach your body and damage your DNA than gamma rays from super novas. They effect our evolution and life span. If we had a red dwarf Sol, our life span could seem immortal in comparison. Aliens from dim planets should also have large eyes but I have never seen one.
Rays of sunshine are a mixed bag.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 May 20 - 01:02 PM

I heard on one of the MSNBC programs last night that because of the social distancing there are fewer cases of colds and such going around. There are a few rays of sunshine.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 20 May 20 - 12:55 PM

I wish there was a "Like" button, but, alas, my mouse would die from exhaustion.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 May 20 - 10:24 AM

TB or not TB


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 May 20 - 10:14 AM

We currently have a hemmorragic epidemic in the US that only wild rabbits die from.
In the US we are more likely to get a touch of the plague by contact and not fleas. Penacilain allows a quick cure, most of the time.

Like Trump I'm not a doctor but I stayed in a Holiday Inn.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 20 - 09:00 PM

So? Do you think that no contagious disease threatens first-world countries?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 May 20 - 01:02 PM

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2019/11/18/bubonic-plague-inner-mongolia/


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 20 - 11:26 AM

Anyone name "Michael" is taken immediately to the heaven of his or her own choice. This is in the Bible, the Quran, the Baghavid Gita, the saying of the Buddha, and every other relevant source of spiritual and secular literature. It's even found (go on, look for it!) in Teschi's Mathematical Methods in Quantum Mechanics with Applications to Schrödinger Operators.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 May 20 - 07:28 AM

Covid 19 in quarantine is a silent disease
Bubonic victims screamed loudly right before death


In quarantine, in quarantine
Everyone hears you when you scream.
With BUBONIC your screams are moronic
In Quarantine

You will fall down now.
and bang your head now.
When the buboes swell,
The pain is worse than hell

In quarantine people did scream.
Its an extreme dream
it burned worse than streamed steam
In quarantine


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 May 20 - 11:38 PM

Well, damn. MOM took a bottle of single malt Scotch and a glass and stomped out onto the screened in porch to rock on the glider and think about Micca. RIP, little big man.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 May 20 - 08:29 PM

Verse 1
Uh huh it's the plague
Gonna kill you in a few days
A pandemic so severe
The Black Death Caused such horror and fear
And there ain't no cure for that girl
You'll be dead in no time flat girl
You'll get acral necrosis
From the Yersinia Pestis
And it makes your tongue all black girl
Gonna bury out in back girl

Hook
Ooh, Fleas on rats (X5)

Verse 2
Started in China, don't know how
But the Mongols used Biological Warfare
At Kaffa hurled the Italians at Geonesse
The Italians fled back to Sicily
And in 1347
The Black Death said hello to Europe
In infected fleas
From port cities along trade roads
Buboes swelling in the nodes
And it spread real fast like that girl
Better flee when you see a rat girl
People livin for the now, bro
Like that Book by Boccaccio
Oh you could be a [?] girl

[Hook]
Ooh, Fleas on rats (X5)

Verse 3
5 kilometers a day
And in 5 years
Killed two-thirds of the population
Some blamed the lepers or Jews
Did they poison the wells?
It led to peasant revolts
Loss of faith
And some serious persecution
People carried out patches of herbs
to protect them from the smell
Doctor's didn't know what caused it
Bolt your door if your family's afflicted
Bodies in the cart girl
Skeletons in the art girl
But the decreased population
led to amelioration
Of the peasant folk, hey
they could ask for more pay

[Hook]
Ooh, Fleas on rats (X5)

Verse 4
Let me hear you say
This plague is bubonic
B-U-B-O-N-I-C
This plague is bubonic
B-U-B-O-N-I-C
This plague is bubonic
B-U-B-O-N-I-C
This plague is bubonic
B-U-B-O-N-I-C
A pandemic so severe
The Black Death Caused such horror and fear
And there ain't no cure for that girl
You'll be dead in no time flat girl
You'll get acral necrosis
From the Yersinia Pestis
And it makes your tongue all black girl
Gonna bury out in back girl

[Hook]
Ooh, Fleas on rats (X5)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 May 20 - 08:18 PM

Best song to empty a room!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 May 20 - 09:01 AM

[Verse 1]
I've got it man, it holds my breath down
What goes around really goes around
I walk alone, my days are still good
But I still can't breathe the way I should

[Chorus]
This is the loneliest disease
I've got the loneliest disease
Ah, ah, ah
I don't like who I've become
It is hard to take or keep my breath
Ah, ah, ah
Lonely disease, loneliest death

[Verse 2]
When I try, I try my best
I know I would not expect anything less
I do myself up, make sure I look good
I wait to get better but not as good as it should

[Chorus]
This is the loneliest disease
I've got the loneliest disease
Ah, ah, ah
I don't like who I've become
It is hard to take or keep my breath
Ah, ah, ah
Lonely disease, loneliest death


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 May 20 - 08:36 AM

We are arriving at 100,000 deaths a month early on June 1st.
Thats a third of all the corona deaths in the world.
WHY?
By Presidential order 29 states are reopening and no mask is a symbol of bravery and Freedom. The CDC has been cut and fired into oblivion.
The WHO had been defunded by the USA.
The pandemic has been declared a hoax and now its all Obama's fault.
Fox news says take the RED pill like in the Matrix and that the only problem we have is a lockdown by Democrats.

When a virus has an R value of 3 and a third of the country exposes themselves, the rates can only climb. People believe they are bigger than a virus and they would be foolishly RIGHT.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 20 - 09:54 PM

She would have a hard time with the altitude, start breathing heavily, and we all know what happens next. Right! Someone calls the ambulance and she tests positive and...and...we're never told what she's positive for. Then we go see the lawyer (Taker, Monee, and Runne, Attorneys at Law) and go through that who rigamarole about getting her out of the "Hospital" again.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 May 20 - 01:59 PM

No! We can't let Mom be pushed upstairs! It's too dangerous! She might have one of her "fainting spells" and fall down the stairs. You know the "spells" I'm talking about, right? The ones that sometimes afflict Mom somewhere between the second and third empty gin bottle.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 May 20 - 02:16 AM

Geez. Keep this up and someone will push this thread up above the line. :-)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 May 20 - 11:26 PM

Well, since the theme seems to have shifted from dead children to orphaned children....

And I actually sing this one.

EVERY BUSH AND TREE

I was born in old Missouri.
My family they were poor.
My mother's name was Laura
And daddy his name was Joe.

Mama called me to her bedside
Saying, "Son, I've got to go.
But we'll meet again up yonder
Where the parting will be no more."

I hear the soft wind creepin'
Through every bush and tree.
I know my mother's waiting
In her heavenly home for me.

Now, Daddy moved back home to North Fork
And he left us here all alone.
And the sheriff came by one evening
And he took us to an orphan's home.

So come all you orphan children,
Who's left down here below,
We'll go and meet our mothers
Where the parting will be no more.

I hear the soft wind creepin'
Through every bush and tree.
I know my mother's waiting
In her heavenly home for me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 20 - 09:50 PM

I'm alone, all alone, my friends all have fled
My father's a drunkard, my mother is dead.
I'm a poor little girl, I wonder and weep
For the voice of my mother to sing me to sleep.
She sleeps on the hill, in a bed made of clay
How cold it did seem to lay mother away.
She's gone with the angels, and none do I see
So dear as the face of my mother to me.

cho: I'm a little lone girl in this cold world so wild,
God look down and pity the drunkard's lone child.
Look down and pity, Oh soon come to me
Take me to dwell with mother and Thee.

We were so happy till father drank rum;
Then aII our sorrows and troubles begun.
Mother grew paler and wept every day;
Baby and I were too hungry to pIay.
SIowIy they faded and one summer night
Found their sweet faces aIl silent and white
And with big tears sIowIy dropping I said,
"Father's a drunkard and mother is dead."

Oh, if some temperance workers could find
Poor wretched father and speak very kind,
If they could stop him from drinking, why then,
I would feel very happy again.
Is it too Iate? Men of temperance, please try,
For poor littIe Bessie will soon starve and die.
All day Iong I've been begging for bread.
Father's a drunkard and mother is dead.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 20 - 09:48 PM

My father is a drunkard,
My mother, she is dead;
And I am just an orphan child,
No place to lay my head;
All through this world I wander,
They drive me from their door,
Some day I'll find a welcome
On Heaven's golden shore.

Now if to me you'll listen,
I'll tell my story sad;
How drinking rum and gambling
Hell Has stole away my dad;
My mother is in heaven,
Where God and the angels smile;
And now I know she's watching
Her lonely orphan child.

We all were once so happy,
And had a happy home;
Till dad, he went to drinking rum,
And then he gambled some;
He left my darling mother,
She died of a broken heart;
And as I tell my story,
I see your tear-drops start.

Don't weep for me and mother,
although' I know 'tis said;
But try to get someone to cheer
And save my poor lonely dad;
"I'm awful cold and hungry,"
She closed her eyes and sighed;
Then those who heard her story,
Knew the orphan child has died.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 20 - 09:46 PM

Father, dear Father, come home with me now;
The clock in the steeple strikes one.
You said you were coming right home from the shop,
As soon as your day's work was done.
The fire is all out, the house is all dark,
And Mother's been watching since tea,
With poor little Benny so sick in her arms,
And no one to help her but me.

Chorus: Come home, come home, come home;
Please, Father, dear Father, come home.

Father, dear Father, come home with me now;
The clock in the steeple strikes two.
The night has grown colder and Benny is worse,
But he has been calling for you.
Indeed, he is worse; Ma says he will die,
Perhaps before morning shall dawn,
And this is the message she sent me to bring:
Please, Father, dear Father, come home.

Father, dear Father, come home with me now;
The clock in the steep strikes three.
The house is so lonely, the hours are so long,
For poor weeping Mother and me.
Yes, we are alone; poor Benny is dead
And gone with the angels of light.
And these are the very last words that he said:
"I want to kiss Papa goodnight."

(Chorus)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 May 20 - 02:17 PM

I remember how my girl friend Linda found me and was more upset than me. I was more surprised than upset.
2% of medications are vaccines compared with all other drugs.
That may temporarily change soon.
Internet nuts like Jenny McCarthy are so anti vaccine I just didn't want to besmerch vaccines in any way, but rushing to a vaccine is a lesson well learned now.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 May 20 - 12:59 PM

Don, I moved your interesting remark about your vaccine experience to the vaccine watch thread.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 May 20 - 07:03 AM

"Dead Babies" - Alice Cooper

Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin
She got them from the shelf upon the wall
Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her
She didn't hear, hear her little baby call

Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf
Well, we didn't want you anyway
Lalala-lalalalalala-la

Daddy is an agrophile in Texas
Mommy's on the bar most every night
Little Betty's sleeping in the graveyard
Living there in burgundy and white

Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf
Well, we didn't love you anyway
Lalala-lalalalalala-la

Goodbye little Betty
Goodbye little Betty
So long little Betty
So long little Betty
Betty, so long

Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf
Well, we didn't need you anyway
Lalala-lalalalalala-la

Goodbye little Betty


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 May 20 - 02:28 AM

Babes in the Wood - that one always got me. The Wicked Mother - is that the one who stabbed her babies and sees their ghosts? Oops - this is becoming a nostalgic music thread.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 20 - 09:02 PM

We Are Seven
By William Wordsworth
———A simple Child,
That lightly draws its breath,
And feels its life in every limb,
What should it know of death?

I met a little cottage Girl:
She was eight years old, she said;
Her hair was thick with many a curl
That clustered round her head.

She had a rustic, woodland air,
And she was wildly clad:
Her eyes were fair, and very fair;
—Her beauty made me glad.

“Sisters and brothers, little Maid,
How many may you be?”
“How many? Seven in all,” she said,
And wondering looked at me.

“And where are they? I pray you tell.”
She answered, “Seven are we;
And two of us at Conway dwell,
And two are gone to sea.

“Two of us in the church-yard lie,
My sister and my brother;
And, in the church-yard cottage, I
Dwell near them with my mother.”

“You say that two at Conway dwell,
And two are gone to sea,
Yet ye are seven! I pray you tell,
Sweet Maid, how this may be.”

Then did the little Maid reply,
“Seven boys and girls are we;
Two of us in the church-yard lie,
Beneath the church-yard tree.”

“You run about, my little Maid,
Your limbs they are alive;
If two are in the church-yard laid,
Then ye are only five.”

“Their graves are green, they may be seen,”
The little Maid replied,
“Twelve steps or more from my mother’s door,
And they are side by side.

“My stockings there I often knit,
My kerchief there I hem;
And there upon the ground I sit,
And sing a song to them.

“And often after sun-set, Sir,
When it is light and fair,
I take my little porringer,
And eat my supper there.

“The first that died was sister Jane;
In bed she moaning lay,
Till God released her of her pain;
And then she went away.

“So in the church-yard she was laid;
And, when the grass was dry,
Together round her grave we played,
My brother John and I.

“And when the ground was white with snow,
And I could run and slide,
My brother John was forced to go,
And he lies by her side.”

“How many are you, then,” said I,
“If they two are in heaven?”
Quick was the little Maid’s reply,
“O Master! we are seven.”

“But they are dead; those two are dead!
Their spirits are in heaven!”
’Twas throwing words away; for still
The little Maid would have her will,
And said, “Nay, we are seven!”


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 20 - 08:50 PM

A LITTLE peach in the orchard grew,—        
A little peach of emerald hue;        
Warmed by the sun and wet by the dew,        
                   It grew.        

One day, passing that orchard through,              
That little peach dawned on the view        
Of Johnny Jones and his sister Sue—        
                   Them two.        

Up at that peach a club they threw—        
Down from the stem on which it grew        
Fell that peach of emerald hue.        
                   Mon Dieu!        

John took a bite and Sue a chew,        
And then the trouble began to brew,—        
Trouble the doctor could n't subdue.        
                   Too true!        

Under the turf where the daisies grew        
They planted John and his sister Sue,        
And their little souls to the angels flew,—        
                   Boo hoo!        

What of that peach of the emerald hue,        
Warmed by the sun, and wet by the dew?        
Ah, well, its mission on earth is through.        
                   Adieu!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 May 20 - 05:30 PM

Ah! With the first three words the song popped into my head. I can't read it without singing. Eugene Field, Little Boy Blue - that was one of my favorite songs that my father sang. He also put another Field poem to music, "The Little Peach." That one was a little more sinister.

Folk songs are full of love, violence, gore, murder, drama . . . I'm sure it's why I have a great love of murder mysteries now. :)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 May 20 - 04:28 PM

Mom!

Some of the sibs have excessively morbid taste in children's reading matter!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 20 - 04:23 PM

And also

Little Orphant Annie's come to our house to stay,
An' wash the cups and saucers up, an' brush the crumbs away,
An' shoo the chickens off the porch, an' dust the hearth, an' sweep,
An' make the fire, an' bake the bread, an* earn her board-an'-keep;
An' all us other children, when the supper things is done,
We set around the kitchen fire an' has the mostest fun
A-list'nin' to the witch-tales 'at Annie tells about,
An' the Gobble-uns 'at gits you
?Ef you
?Don't
?Watch
?Out!


Onc't they was a little boy wouldn't say his pray'rs—
An' when he went to bed at night, away up-stairs,
His mammy heerd him holler, an' his daddy heerd him bawl,
An' when they turn't the kivvers down, he wasn't there at all!
An' they seeked him in the rafter-room, an* cubby-hole, an' press,
An' seeked him up the chimbly flue, an' ever'wheres, I guess;
But all they ever found was thist his pants an' roundabout!
An' the Gobble-uns'll git you
?Ef you
?Don't
?Watch
?Out!


An' one time a little girl 'ud allus laugh an' grin,
An' make fun of ever' one, an' all her blood-an'-kin;
An' onc't when they was "company," an' ole folks was there,
She mocked 'em an' shocked 'em, an' said she didn't care!
An' thist as she kicked her heels, an' turn't to run an' hide,
They was two great big Black Things a-standin' by her side,
An' they snatched her through the ceilin' 'fore she knowed what she's about!
An' the Gobble-uns'll git you
?Ef you
?Don't
?Watch
?Out!


An' little Orphant Annie says, when the blaze is blue,
An' the lamp wick sputters, an' the wind goes woo-oo!
An' you hear the crickets quit, an' the moon is gray,
An' the lightnin'-bugs in dew is all squenched away,
You better mind yer parents, an' yer teachers fond an' dear,
An' churish them 'at loves you, an' dry the orphant's tear,
An' he'p the pore an' needy ones 'at clusters all about,
Er the Gobble-uns'll git you
?Ef you
?Don't
?Watch
?Out!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 20 - 04:21 PM

My mother read us

The little toy dog is covered with dust,
    But sturdy and staunch he stands;
The little toy soldier is red with rust,
    And his musket molds in his hands.
Time was when the little toy dog was new
    And the soldier was passing fair;
And that was the time when our Little Boy Blue
    Kissed them and put them there.

“Now, don’t you go till I come,” he said,
    “And don’t you make any noise!”
So, toddling off to his trundle-bed,
    He dreamed of the pretty toys;
And as he was dreaming, an angel song
    Awakened our Little Boy Blue —
Oh! the years are many, the years are long,
    But the little toy friends are true!

Aye, faithful to Little Boy Blue they stand,
    Each in the same old place —
Awaiting the touch of a little hand,
    And the smile of a little face;
And they wonder, as waiting these long years through
    In the dust of that little chair,
What has become of our Little Boy Blue
    Since he kissed them and put them there.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 May 20 - 01:27 PM

So Stilly used to entertain her kids with poems about children who died after chopping their hands off. And nobody ever called Child Protective Services?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 May 20 - 05:55 PM

When I took a wood shop class in high school, I learned that the tool responsible for the most injuries is not the table saw or the band saw or the lathe, but the wood chisel. Everyone thinks it's simple and safe so they get careless.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 May 20 - 04:54 PM

Is there severance pay?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 May 20 - 03:36 PM

Mr. Wagner was more round than tall and had a backyard as steep as 45 degrees. He labored at digging a double terrace. When he got older he decided to use extra long railroad ties to trim the vertical earth that wanted to give way. He should have used stone but railroad ties seemed better. The work was harder the older he got and he liked his beer.
By the time he finished he had handcut and fit nearly 50 rail road ties.
He averaged one lost finger every five rail road ties since the saw would bind and surprise him. Today the job is done and Mr. Wagner has his thumbs and one finger.
The moral of this story is that perspiration and perseverence
is foolish when it becomes severence, go finger.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 May 20 - 12:26 PM

I think the trauma this year is psychic and is huge; for real serendipity you can't go wrong with a double-headed axe, though power tools can be epic. Consider Robert Frost's Out, out–. I read that one to my kids a number of times as we worked our way through Frost poetry collections at bedtime (we read at bedtime until they were in high school; that would have been the thing of nightmares for small children.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 May 20 - 12:25 PM

'231 pays'
I recognize p as an upside down backwards d. My mancave has 2 large mirrors at right angles to allow views from 4 different couch/body positions, 2 of which are backward and demands a D'Vinci like ability to read backwards. Reading backwards is no problem but words over 7 letters are still time consuming.

Using double prismatic goggles will allow an upside down backward visual field which makes using power tools far more exciting.

Have fun.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 May 20 - 11:51 AM

Wood chippers and chain saws are the way to go.
Weed whackers and hedge trimmers are for wimps.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 May 20 - 10:07 AM

From a physical standpoint, 2020 has been a relatively injury and trauma free year for me. But I'm going to buy a couple of new outdoor tools today and 2020 still has 231 pays to catch up.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 May 20 - 01:11 AM

Well as you know there is a war on. The Corporal just brought in some pancake bisquits and fresh unknown leaf tea. The self isolation in our unit is pretty severe since we don't even allow eye contact.
Sgt. Felix Shadwell still has a cast on his left hand but manages guitar quite well with 2 fingers still exposed and can play most chords by applying his one front tooth on the E string. Playing revelie on a halting guitar is not good for morale but its better than nothing.

After breakfast I ordered Steve Shaw to be washed and brought to my tent for interrogation. We are planning a scouting expedition to a store alledged to have supplies. With any luck the intelligence will end with a raiding party that might even find electricity to charge our devices. We've been using induction charging by rubbing a balloon on our hair and touching the phone. We're running out of balloons and need more but Shadwell discovered inflated condoms work even better.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 May 20 - 12:41 AM

Scars are us this year at the MOAB. The six-inch scar down the middle of my knee is coming along.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 May 20 - 09:43 PM

The cast is off. The thumb looks like I have ichthyosis with a 2.5 inch scar down the middle of it.

There is no charger shortage. It is a plot by George Gates and Bill Soros and the Cock Brothers to bring about a newish world order with the Illuminati in control. You will soon be kowtowing to anyone who can correctly pronounce "Chwyrligwgan" because the NishWO will be based in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch so you can't get a ticket to go there.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 May 20 - 08:01 AM

Power outages all morning. I better order chargers while I can.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 May 20 - 07:49 AM

This may the chance of a lifetime for Donuel DeNiro.
The show must go on.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 May 20 - 07:35 AM

In just 3 hours and 25 minutes the cast comes off. I hope the troupe doesn't mind being between engagements again.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 May 20 - 10:18 AM

No judgements here but if You reealy need stimulus $ you have to do it the American way.
Go to the dark web and buy 100 SS numbers for $5. File all 100 numbers for stimulus $ with your change of address info. You will average about 3-5% of stimulus checks.

You will get other people's stimulus $ , which is probably what happened to you.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 May 20 - 09:18 AM

It's a jungle out there
People sowin confusion everywhere
No one one seems to care, well I do HEY
who's in charge here?

It's a jungle out there
Poison in the very air we breathe
You know whats in the water that you drink
Well I do, its ..so.. crazy
People think I'm crazy that I worry all the time
If you paid attention you'd be worried too
You better pay attention or this world we love so much

Might.. Just.. Kill You

I could be wrong now......But I don't think so

Cuz there's a jungle out there
It's a jungle out there


Randy Newman


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 20 - 06:14 PM

Feeling the need for stimulus, I just tried to find where the IRS is ending my stimulus check (ends Wednesday). I put in my 2019 income tax info, I put in everything they wanted. Twice it came back as "does not match the records in our files". On the third try it said that I'd exceeded my allowance of tries for the day and to come back in 24 hours.

I'm stimulated, all right.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 May 20 - 08:21 AM

Happy Birthday


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 20 - 09:52 PM

900!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 20 - 09:51 PM

9.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 20 - 09:51 PM

8.


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Subject: RE: MOST - Mother of some truth [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 May 20 - 02:57 PM

The 1st innovation is from an American woman and the second is from 2 guys in Europe. Needless to say they have never met each other but thats how fortunes are made by knowledgable 3rd parties.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 May 20 - 02:30 PM

btw There is now room for the next generation Lithium battery that can not overheat, burn or explode and can use poly chain molecules that bypass the use of all precious metals on the cheap for every current use and beyond.

Adding these two innovations will make someone a billionaire.
I just hope it won't be a robber baron.

One would need those 2 innovations and an army of lawyers of course.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 May 20 - 02:20 PM

My MOM complained that the four of us never got sick all at once, so there was one year when a lot of stuff was going around and she'd have a month's worth of sick kids (averaging a week of school lost per kid) at a time. That's tough even when she was a stay-at-home mom at the time.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 May 20 - 02:12 PM

Anyone can but Nobody knows and Somebody should do some thing.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 May 20 - 12:36 PM

Oh yeah? I betcha I was sicker than you. I had measles and chickenpox at the same time. A 107 fever is recoverable. You wouldn't recover all your brain cells but you could still be a congressman.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 20 - 09:41 AM

I was quarantined once before, in my youth. Even my mother wouldn't come in the room, but simply threw some broth or a hard crust of bread in my direction. The doctor used a 25 foot long stethoscope to examine me. But to the amazement of everyone I survived. I owe it all to a life of dissipation and overindulgence before I was five which hardened my constitution against the diseases of childhood.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 20 - 11:28 AM

In quarantine, in quarantine
No one can hear you if you scream
In quarantine.

So don't fall down,
Don't bang your head,
Above all else don't fall down dead,
In quarantine.
                  --"Songs For Quarantine", 1768 or thereabouts


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 May 20 - 09:44 AM

All the songs about pandemic seem morbid or profane. So here is a zippy calypso beat with steel drums and a tune we all already know.
You know, the one sung by a red crab. ENJOY A Happy tune
Under the sea:

The sickest are always greener
In somebody else's State
You dream about going 'up' there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here at blue heaven's gate
Such wonderful things surround you
What is your ultimate fate?

In Quarantine
In Quarantine
Each little griever
Down with a fever
Take it from me

Up in Montana they work all day
In the meat plants they slave away
The Navy's devotin'
No Hospital boatin'
Docked in the bay

Out there all the folks is happy
Like hot dogs snug in their roll
The old in a home ain't happy
They sad 'cause they got a cold
But folks on the phone are lucky
on a cruise you have a worser fate
One day everyones sickly
eatin off the same ol' plates

In quarantine
In quarantine
Nobody beat us
We jus breathed dust
Stuff we can't see

Its the old folks who are on the hook
Lots of food for the young to cook
They got no troubles
Life is all bubbles
In quarantine (out on the beach)
In quarantine
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally (Naturally)

Even the doctor and the nurse
They get the surge an ride the hearse
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Above the streets

Yeah, In quarantine
In Quarantine
playin the B ball
life is in free fall.
In Quarantine

The mail man can play
The grocers on strings
The krauts rockin' out
The agent she sings
The spanic and the black
They know where it's at
An' oh that trumpet blow

Yeah, In quarantine
In quarantine
When the projects
Begin the concert
It's music to me (It's music to me)
What do they got? A Stienway grand?
We got a hot apartment house band
Each little fam here
Know how to jam here
In quarantine
Each little bug here
Cuttin' a rug here
In quarantine
Each giant whale here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's better
Under the weather
Ya not much luck here
Stuck in New York here
in quarantine


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 May 20 - 08:10 PM

Rap, that fire is in this county, but about 25 miles south if where I live. I just hope the yahoos in this part of the county can resist the urge to burn trash piles and such until after we get some rain.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 May 20 - 04:32 PM

I did laundry today and it's a nice dry windy day on which I would normally hang some of these clothes on the line. But I don't know if the puppy will leave them alone and I don't want to spray that Petco "Yuck!" on my clothes to get her to leave them alone. I'll have to test her ability to leave stuff alone with an old pair of jeans that I don't wear any more (so if they get shredded she'll get shouted at but I won't be out a favorite pair of pants).

Dogs. You can't live with them and you can't live without them. Well, not very well, anyway. Life is better with dogs.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 20 - 10:09 AM

Bee-Dub, is that fire near you? Or were you just firing pots?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 May 20 - 12:48 AM

I seem to change my mind about piles of limestone around here every few years. I've built small walls around the yard then moved them or used them as pavers. We're just speeding up geological time a little around our yards.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 May 20 - 11:03 PM

I tore down my wood-fire kiln today. I built the arch about twenty-five years ago from salvaged fire brick I got at no charge for hauling it away. But I never finished the other parts (firebox, front and rear walls, chimney) for various reasons, including that I was going to have to buy new brick to finish the project and it was going to cost a shitload. So today, twenty-five years later, I decided the bricks could be put to better use as pavers or something and tore it all down. One man, one hydraulic bottle jack, one length of two-by-four, one crowbar, one big pile of bricks, no injuries.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 20 - 10:23 PM

No one has posted ANY BS in the last two days??? There hasn't been ANY??

I doubt that! Get on the stick, sibs!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 May 20 - 09:39 PM

Three things that are the best in the world: the hand of a good carpenter, the hand of a skilled woman, the hand of a good smith.
                   --Meyer, Triads, 76.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 May 20 - 08:13 PM

Cetheora aipgitre báse: báithe, condailbe, imresan, doingthe.
                                    --Kuno Meyer, Triads, 252.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 May 20 - 03:35 PM

Hammers and concrete, thats pretty hard core. It looks like things harder than tapioca could get one suspended or banned subject to commitee/secret police review.
There have been posts complaining of Gestapo tactics here for more than 20 years by all sorts of lively characters. The issues of separating issues of humour, misinformation, misunderstanding or deliberate hate are still a question for Big Facebook or tiny mudcat.

BS'MOAB' has been pared down to a mudpuddle so small there is a diverity shortage that is noticable. Perhaps because of the pandemic I miss strangers more, be they intelligent, inane, insane, or inable.

When it comes to comedy is nothing sacred? YES

Regarding the subject of trollism I selected exactly one testy elitist to demonstrate how funny silly trollism is. A few people get it but it doesn't make me a troll anymore than making fun of gambling makes me a gambler.

As for selling secrets to the Russians I never have, because I am not a Republican.



I guess Betelgeuse is running late. :^?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 20 - 10:08 PM

If she had a hammer, she'd hammer in the mornin' she'd hammer in the evenin' all over her fence....

Stilly said to the shaker,"Shaker, you better pray, 'cause if I miss with this two-pound hammer tomorrow be your buryin' day, Lord Lord....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 May 20 - 05:55 PM

I remembered what I did last time - I dodn't have the jack for pulling out posts so I put on safety goggles and got out a 2-pound hammer and a concrete chisel and knocked off enough of the concrete until I could lift the entire thing out of the hole. Two left.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 20 - 04:20 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGu__oqMcKM


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 20 - 04:19 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGu__oqMcKM


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 May 20 - 03:40 PM

Ochs for godsake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3qgiNPVpSM


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 May 20 - 01:18 PM

I cried when they shot Medgar Evers
Tears ran down my spine
And I cried when they shot Mr. Kennedy
As though I'd lost a father of mine
But Malcolm X got what was coming
He got what he asked for this time
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal
Get it?

I go to civil rights rallies
And I put down the old D.A.R (D.A.R., that's the Dykes of the American Revolution)
I love Harry and Sidney and Sammy
I hope every colored boy becomes a star
But don't talk about revolution
That's going a little bit too far
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal

I cheered when Humphrey was chosen
My faith in the system restored
I'm glad that the Commies were thrown out
Of the A.F.L. C.I.O. board
And I love Puerto Ricans and Negros
As long as they don't move next door
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal

Ah, the people of old Mississippi
Should all hang their heads in shame
Now, I can't understand how their minds work
What's the matter don't they watch Les Crane?
But if you ask me to bus my children
I hope the cops take down your name
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal

Yes, I read New Republic and Nation
I've learned to take every view
You know, I've memorized Lerner and Golden
I feel like I'm almost a Jew
But when it comes to times like Korea
There's no one more red, white and blue
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal

I vote for the democratic party
They want the U.N. to be strong
I attend all the Pete Seeger concerts
He sure gets me singing those songs
And I'll send all the money you ask for
But don't ask me to come on along
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal

Once I was young and impulsive
I wore every conceivable pin
Even went to the socialist meetings
Learned all the old Union hymns
But I've grown older and wiser
And that's why I'm turning you in
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 02 May 20 - 10:52 AM

1. Oh my name it is nothin'
My age it means less
The country I come from
Is called the Midwest
I's taught and brought up there
The laws to abide
And that land that I live in
Has God on its side.
2. Oh the history books tell it
They tell it so well
The cavalries charged
The Indians fell
The cavalries charged
The Indians died
Oh the country was young
With God on its side.
3. Oh the Spanish-American
War had its day
And the Civil War too
Was soon laid away
And the names of the heroes
I's made to memorize
With guns in their hands
And God on their side.
4. Oh the First World War, boys
It came and it went
The reason for fighting
I never did get
But I learned to accept it
Accept it with pride
For you don't count the dead
When God's on your side.
5. When the Second World War
Came to an end
We forgave the Germans
And then we were friends
Though they murdered six million
In the ovens they fried
The Germans now too
Have God on their side.
6. I've learned to hate the Russians
All through my whole life
If another war comes
It's them we must fight
To hate them and fear them
To run and to hide
And accept it all bravely
With God on my side.
7. But now we got weapons
Of biological dust
If fire them we're forced to
Then fire them we must
One push of the button
And a shot the world wide
And you never ask questions
When God's on your side.
8. Through isolation days
I've heard old war cries
between the blues and greys
Reds say $ is above lives
Some blame it on the yellow
You'll have to decide
Who rings most hollow
Had God on his side.
9. So now as I'm coughin'
I'm weary as hell
The confusion I'm feelin'
Ain't no tongue can tell
The words fill my head
And fall to the floor
That if God's on our side
He'll stop the next war.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 May 20 - 09:34 PM

Made Icelandic mushroom soup. Quite good, but it's not like having it at the Hotal Ranga in Iceland or in downtown Reykjavik. Besides, I used dried morels and dried "medley" as well as a bunch of the mushrooms you can get in the grocery. And not having any madeira on hand I used a dry white cabarnet sauvignon. A rich soup, and good.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 May 20 - 06:15 PM

I look not for quantity, but the quality which is my hallmark.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 May 20 - 01:59 PM

Rap has 4000+ to go for 50,000 posts


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 May 20 - 01:56 PM

post #870 new moab
sqrt 870 = 29.49576240750525
or 2.90200763 × 10 to the -6 s / m   when divided by the speed of light...
my lucky number sqrt for powerball
also

25,000 total donuel posts.... times light speed 7.19501899 × 10 to the 12th m / s minus 1,000 posts


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Apr 20 - 08:40 PM

Go to a farm supply store and get a heavy-duty come-along.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Apr 20 - 04:40 PM

Decades before zip lines I set up a pulley system at the mountain farm for my own amusement ride like Zorba the geek.

To replace all 300 ft + of solid fence cost 10K.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Apr 20 - 02:42 PM

Last summer I think I set up a pulley system to help me drag to old fence posts with their concrete footers out of the holes; I have to reproduce it this year but I don't remember where I found it. I guess it's back to YouTube. I don't have one of those jacks that pops them out so quickly. Maybe I'll finish digging them out this year (five to go). MOM is sitting under the shade on the patio offering advice. Good thing she's a bit hard of hearing.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Apr 20 - 01:23 PM

Well, the Icelandic rye bread is in the slow cooker (a/k/a crock pot) and in a bread pan on the stove, just a-steaming away. I'll know is three or four hours how I did. Now I make the mushroom soup.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Apr 20 - 08:49 AM

I may only have a million year window for Betelgeuse to go kaphlooey so I'm going out on a limb here and predict it will be seen to go kaphlooey at 3:07 AM EDST this Sunday morning. BWL got a severe storm today that will do more damage than Betelgeuse and Rap will stick out like a sore thumb.
US covid deaths will pass 100,000 by the 4th of July Trump Parade or die tryin.
Were #1 were #1


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Apr 20 - 10:13 PM

The Betelgeusians annoyed the GO and the GO is switching Betelgeuse off -- slowly, to give them time to appreciate their folly. Or at least that's what the Vegans (not the dietary type) tell me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Apr 20 - 07:16 PM

Mom!

It's April 29. I live in Florida. Why am I running an electric space heater? Because it's going to get down into the 40s for the next two nights. That's probably normal for this time of year for people who live in, say, Idaho. But, allow me to repeat, "I live in Florida." We don't HAVE temperatures below 50 after April Fools' Day. It's gotta be because of what's going on with Betelgeuse.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 28 Apr 20 - 11:20 PM

I delivered more masks today, this time a custom-sized set for a big guy with a beard. Tonight is a break from sewing, but I'm sure it will pick up again tomorrow. #SewAndSew


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 20 - 10:06 PM

After yesterday's appeal hearing to the Idaho State Tax Commission's Board of Equalization, Pat and I have spent the day relaxing. Tomorrow I shall make Icelandic rye bread and Icelandic wild mushroom soup after a session with the massage therapist.

Six weeks preparation for the hearing and I think our county Assessor, who was "the other side", learned not to interact with Pat (BA, Math; MA, Library Science; Post-grad fellowship in computers in medical libraries; statistician for NIH; JD, etc.). We think it went well.

Just two more weeks and the cast comes off!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 20 - 08:42 PM

Never, ever, look under your bed.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Apr 20 - 06:49 PM

Note to self: vacuum under the fridge and freezer a couple of times a year and you won't have to pay the repair person to discover that that was the only thing wrong with the fridge. I can't think of the last time I thought to vacuum under there.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 20 - 06:46 PM

On the links the golfers come and go
Not speaking of Michaelangelo.
                -- Thomas S. Eliot, "Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"
                      (version one)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Apr 20 - 11:09 AM

From a mile away my river could be seen
writhing above its banks with ice flows
big enough to ride all thumping and bumping
each other in the great grinding gorge.
Up close the noise was a gutteral thunder
and the scary speed made me catch my balance
as the small to 3 foot thick ice raced by.
Its my river no more.
Not even the ice remains in Spring.
The climate has changed and the river
now fast and silent
keeps all its secrets.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 20 - 10:41 AM

Mom does not "tread water." Mom drinks water -- with various added substances to kill the germs of all sorts.

The grayness of Spring colors my soul,
And the tired river,
Full of flood,
Carries its sticks from eddy to eddy
Until, at last,
They find rest on the soft, silent bottom
Of the sea.
                   --Me, ca. 1966


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Apr 20 - 07:43 AM

Ah it is becoming clear to me Rap's alter ego is Mark Twain while mine is Dave Berry

Moab is treading water until Moab advertises for more 'members' or the last Yukon prospector falls frozen in the sbow.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Apr 20 - 01:25 AM

I'll agree with you there, but Amos managed to keep the volume flowing (and wrote a lot of poems in the process.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 20 - 09:37 PM

I would be happy to rail against anyone or anything worthy of my talents. After all, I come from the Country Of THE Rail-Splitter himself (cf. Here, among other places.). More, I shall endeavor -- nay, assure you -- that you will get quality railing and splitting as I also come from a land where Truth is valued. For I, among others, am an inheritor of their skills. Should you not believe me, I to demonstrate my ability to any triple-twisted, double-distilled, jackass who wishes to open his (well, it IS a jackass) throat to bray against me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Apr 20 - 11:19 AM

Amos was far more fact based than you suggest. He used to rail against me for not posting links. He had an unusual visual poetic skill.
Rap is the BS king by ascention to the thrown.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Apr 20 - 11:10 AM

It was a lot easier when we had Amos' help. He could crank out the BS.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Apr 20 - 09:14 AM

A quarom is not present.
Without at least twelve individuals as disciples, it is incapable of maintaining quality BS or near magical accomplishments.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Apr 20 - 09:01 AM

MOAB is dangerously close to the end of the queue,
and only we can alter that.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Apr 20 - 08:27 PM

I assume there is no hockey in Canada right now.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Apr 20 - 07:29 PM

Have you checked Canada?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Apr 20 - 01:36 AM

The small-animal vet version of Heartguard is a topical skin application, the chemicals are dissolved in alcohol, or so it smells. And it's more like $25 a dose at this point. That's why I buy it from the UK, they cost a lot less (I use the UK version of Revolution, it's called Stronghold over there, and to order you need to know how much your dog weighs in kilos, not pounds. But the clue is the color of the box; my two largest dogs get the Teal box, US or UK.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Apr 20 - 09:57 PM

Labradoodles? You mean Trump couldn't even find a dog breeder who breeds purebred AKC registered dogs? Only some asshole who breeds mixed-breed mutts and then sells them for money? (Not that I have anything against mixed breed mutts. I have one. It's just that they should be for adopting, not selling.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Apr 20 - 08:36 PM

BWL it has come to my attention that you are qualified to lead the huge sprawling agency called Health and Human Services. The current head of HHS only has a background of being a breeder of Labradoodles in the last decade. You are far more qualified especially in these pandemic times.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Apr 20 - 06:24 PM

"Heartguard" the most popular heartworm medication sold by vets is nothing but ivermectin and pyrantel, two very common worm and parasite killers. You can get them from Tractor Supply in paste forms meant to be used with livestock, like cattle and horses. The cost is only pennies per dose. Yet the same stuff packaged for your dog costs $10.00 per dose? If I was sure I'd get the dosage right, I'd tell the vet to go screw and mix my own heartworm medicine up in the kitchen.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Apr 20 - 03:13 PM

I forgot about the starving mosquitos.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Apr 20 - 01:22 PM

I had to take the middle-sized dog to the vet today to get a heartworm test so they would sell me their very expensive monthly heartworm treatment. Next week I have to take the Lab in for his annual exam and get his heartworm treatment. I've been buying heartworm brand-name products from the UK for about 1/3 the cost than from US vets, but my UK supplier can't guarantee shipment with so few planes flying back and forth across that pond.

I don't think the mosquitoes are taking a break during the coronavirus shutdown. So I'm stuck with this situation for now. MOM says it would cost more to spray the dogs with mosquito repellent every day, and I guess she has a point.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Apr 20 - 08:03 AM

Mom!

Dollar Tree lies! They say "Everything's a Dollar!" So I rented the biggest truck I could find, hired a couple of winos to help out, went to the Dollar Tree store, paid 'em a dollar, and started pulling stuff off the shelves and loading it into the truck. The bastards called the cops!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Apr 20 - 09:22 PM

Gone with flowers everyone
oh when will they ever learn...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 20 - 09:07 PM

Mom? Mom? Donde vamos ahora?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Apr 20 - 11:01 AM

Trump Task Force Medical Advisor (Fauci replacement)
Dr, Ronald Armslong


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Apr 20 - 10:34 PM

If you ever see a photo of Donald's mom, all will be answered.



River's are starting to look cleaner


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 20 - 10:15 PM

I'd like to know how someone like Donald John Trump, born brunette, is now a blonde. As a life-long blonde I object.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Apr 20 - 06:34 PM

I don't even know anyone who has been tested. If I ever get tested and it turns out negative I will be disheartened knowing I never had asymptomatic or mild infection which would leave me open to all the variations. Trump was tested twice to determine if he is human but with a 30% error rate I am still skeptical.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Apr 20 - 02:55 PM

The whole deal is the filling, which you avoided mentioning.
filling;
Browned Ground beef, thickened tomato sauce, a'zar seasoning, magic muhroom bits, Tampico, THC edibles, diced onion, celery salt and riccota cheese n chives to glue it all together.

Hey check out my face mask/ feedbag invention for sit down restaurant use. :^}


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 20 - 08:47 PM

Mom, I tried to tell you of my parboiling discovery yesterday but somehow it didn't take. So anyway, I want to parboil a couple peppers (emptied, of course) to make stuffed peppers. But instead of parboiling them (I didn't have time) I put them in a (microwave safe) pan with about an inch of water in it. Nuked 'em for about 2 minutes, turned 'em over and nuked 'em for about 90 more seconds. Took 'em out, dumped the water, put the shells back in, filled 'em with the filling, and baked 'em for 20 minutes.

Tasted good.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Apr 20 - 01:20 PM

The International Time Travel Agency's failure to assist us in our current predicament was forecast long ago (in the future). While our future chrononauts were not vaccinated for Covid 19 they could not assist us if they wanted to. The message would not reach them anyway if they were on the way to Saggistarius A star or in near orbit around that black hole to vault them even further into the furure.

We can go physically into the future with face to face results but going back in time, while technically real, we can not be physically present.

It is 5 o'clock somewhere but it is not minus 1:14pm today anywhere or anywhen.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Apr 20 - 01:02 PM

Now for something completely different.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Apr 20 - 08:44 AM

Man's Ultra Ripe Excrement or 'Man'ure is fertile ground for bringing new things to life. In recent times however heavy metals and remnants of medication act as mutating pollutants. We have been selling these organic solids, spreading them on farm fields and wonder where all the ecoli outbreaks come from.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Apr 20 - 07:14 AM

When you forget what you wanted to say, it's just Mom's way if telling you that your BS needs to compost a while longer before it's ready to spread on the garden.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Apr 20 - 09:47 PM

The Immortal Unknown BS! The Dark BS that the Universe is full of!

Stilly, this was all of these fabrics. Let us say that she won't run out of fabric in general in the next few days.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 Apr 20 - 07:38 PM

I had something to say, and forgot what it was.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Apr 20 - 01:40 PM

Hi, Mom!

Here's a helpful hint! When you open a can of fruit cocktail, always dump it into a bowl or refrigerator container before serving. When most cans of fruit cocktail are filled, they're filled one ingredient at a time. So you wind up with stratified layers of peaches, pears, grapes, pineapple, and cherry halves, in that order. If you serve directly from the can, the first servings get all the "good" stuff and the last couple get nothing but peaches and pears. Dump it into a bowl and stir it up before serving so it's all the same mix.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Apr 20 - 05:44 PM

3 STEPS TO REOPEN AMERICA

Expose yourself to general population and get tested if you can

Fight off whatever symptoms if any.

If you don't die go on with life.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Apr 20 - 04:55 PM

TX has done 160,000 tests, virtually all by private lab$.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Apr 20 - 04:34 PM

The wife has made them for 3 weeks and has a distributor at NIH
Running low on elastic though.
The us verses them strategy is alive and well in Texas regarding the death epidemic. They are resuming pre pandemic behavior at the peak of infection as per Govenor Trump Pal orders. %^|...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Apr 20 - 02:26 PM

Cute! And I bet she has a stash that is more than ample to work with for these masks. I have the pattern for the fitted masks, but I haven't made any yet.

I put two 3/4 size masks in the mail to my hairdresser (I also mailed her the payment she would have gotten this week for my bi-monthly haircut and highlights.) She has a three-almost-four-year-old daughter, so I pulled out polka dots for those. I hear this morning that they are a hit! She didn't like the masks that were too large for her.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Apr 20 - 12:37 PM

Pat has started making both pleated and fitted masks for the Veterans' Home here. Here's one of the fabrics she's using. This is another.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Apr 20 - 11:36 AM

There was a cessation of the sale of non essential items for nearly 2 weeks at Amazon. Non essentail sales has since resumed.


The definition of success is similair to the definition of Democracy in that once everything else fails due to stupidity and waste, what you are left with will serve as success no matter how dismal. Nothing goes exactly as planned.

In operation Walkyrie, the Bergdorf in Mara Lago will be...


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Apr 20 - 10:51 AM

Someone needs to be in charge of the notions department at Amazon. They are focusing on "essential items" in their delivery, I bet they figure that's food and medicine, right? Don't they know that elastic and rotary cutter blades are essential? How else will this army of home-sewers make all of these necessary face masks? I'm taking more time to make the bias tape than I am to make the masks themselves.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 20 - 12:23 PM

Shoulda paid da man his money, see? Me, I let the doc break it so he could screw it up. But you, Stilly, don't borry no money offa Da Man. You tell me and I'll fix ya up wid Da Lady and she'll treat ya right, see?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Apr 20 - 01:42 AM

My last cast was so long ago it was white plaster, put on in layers by the doctor. I was seven and had done a fairly good job of breaking my leg.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Apr 20 - 01:17 AM

The only cast I've ever had was black. That's all. Just black. All the cool colors were gone. Musta been lotsa people breakin' shit that week.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 20 - 09:57 PM

Mom? Mom? Did you hear the news, Mom? I've got a genuine fiberglass CAST on now! It's RED with black edges! And the stitches are out!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Apr 20 - 08:56 PM

I wonder if the Galactic Overlord isn't simply turning down Betelgeuse with some sort of stellar dimmer switch, perhaps to save money on the starlight bill.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Apr 20 - 08:44 PM

The supernova early warning system is now online. Maybe we'll hear something soon (if the bloviating hothead in Washington D.C. doesn't drown it out.) We get 2 hours notice before it blows.

I hear it here.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Apr 20 - 07:48 PM

It feels like Betelgeuse is gonna blow this week.
Ya can'tmissit, it'll be as bright as the full moon.

The ol reumatiz acts up right before a super Nova


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Apr 20 - 09:48 AM

(when praying to god doesn't work)

I am not skilled to understand
What Trump has willed, what Trump has planned
I only know at his right hand
Is Pense who's really grand

I take him at his word and deed
He tried to save me: this I read
And in my heart I find a need.
of his powerful greed

That he won't leave his place on high
To let older men to die
You count it strange, so once did I
Before I knew my Donald

My Donald needs, my Donald's greed
My Donalds's always on TV
My Trump; He was, my Trump; He is
My Trump; is always gonna be

Yes, living, dying: let me bring
My Strength, my solace in this spring
That He who lives to be THE King
Once ran to be my Savior

My Donald needs, my Donald's greed
My Donald's always there for me
My TRUMP; He was, my TRUMP; He is
My TRUMP; is always gonna be
There for me.


Amen


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Apr 20 - 05:33 PM

Phalangeal psorisis (itchy trigger finger) is a disorder that has appeared in Horseshoe Bend Idaho. Cortisone cream looks like a promising treatment.

HOLY SH.. I hear a commercial airliner outside. hmm


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Apr 20 - 09:15 AM

But nerve gas is illegal.

Now we have nerve creams, gels, sprays time release capsules, family sized 55 gallon drums and suppositories.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 20 - 07:33 PM

US Army gas masks used to be equipped so that the person wearing it could safely drink from a canteen. I didn't have that option, but we were tough then and would rather breathe nerve gas than die of thirst (30 seconds versus several days). It was a special canteen cap that had a straw-system so you could suck up water from inside your mask and, I assume, drink it rather than drown.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 20 - 02:45 PM

Best to make that call quickly because they reach into the bank account and snatch back out anything they overpaid. That was the case when my father died and I was figuring out that stuff.

Making masks today; MOM wants one that has a hole for a straw so she can drink a Long Island iced tea today without taking off the mask.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Apr 20 - 02:20 PM

I'm not a somebody but I am a splainer.
Income or keeping $ has a priority over payouts; section 1 of the large print giveth and the small print taketh away statute under the primary governing principal page 1.

btw they say nobody's perfect so not being perfect I'm not a nobody either which makes me more of an everybody.

Pertaining to your rights


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 20 - 12:49 PM

Mom!

Somebody's gonna have to 'splain this one to me....

I called the Social Security Administration the other day to report my wife's passing as required by law. Now, when a spouse dies, the widow or widower is entitled to a one-time death benefit of something like $250.

It seems to me that everyone reporting the death of a spouse who is a Social Security beneficiary is also going to want to apply for the death benefit. So, one would think that since the two are so closely associated, one should be able to do both things with one phone call, right? Wrong! I had to make an appointment for someone to call me back a week later to take my application for the death benefit over the phone. If it wasn't such an overused phrase, I'd say, "Go figger!"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Apr 20 - 09:29 AM

Diversion is good

with the young


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Apr 20 - 02:09 AM

There is a puppy snoring gently as she sleeps behind me in my office this evening.

That is all. (That is enough!)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Apr 20 - 08:42 AM

I really do have a 20 year old silver hazmat fireproof suit with helmut and gold reflective face shield. I haven' t had to put out any oil well fires so it is in good shape. I was going to donate it to the fire dept. but never got a roundtuit.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 20 - 10:49 PM

A double layer of cotton quilting fabric handles a lot of The Bad Stuff. Put some high-grade furnace filter stuff between them, if you have it (use new stuff, not used filter stuff).

I went out today for the first time in 9 days. I wore my mask and stuff like a good citizen and I left my shootin' iron at home 'cause I didn't see no need fer it just then.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Apr 20 - 09:43 PM

No ordering masks, I've pulled out a bunch of my stash and am deciding what layers need to go together, and trying a couple of different designs. For all of those people who sew or quilt or do various fabric arts, suddenly our stashes are pure gold. Until now we laughed about the excess. No more.

MOM wants a flannel mask but since it's a plaid print she's being fussy and insisting that the pattern be aligned down the center seam. She'll relax a little once I make the curbside pickup of adult beverages from the local Total Wine and More store. I'm planning to redistribute a bottle to a friend who hasn't been able to visit his favorite bar for weeks now, but there's a bottle for the house also.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Apr 20 - 08:31 PM

As a hunter, for bargains, I went for for this.


I'm waiting for this one.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 20 - 10:24 PM

An old plastic bag (the older the better -- RECYCLE! REUSE!) is excellent protection. So is a good old-fashioned gas mask or any of several variants of PPE such as these ambulance workers demonstrate.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Apr 20 - 10:45 AM

Three days away from a full 14 days of not going into any other buildings like the grocery store or the Legion Hovel. I did deliver my water bill to a drop-off slot (didn't touch it with my hand) and to the gas station for 2 gallons of mower gas (used a glove on the pump and washed my credit card when I got home.)

The worst part of being about 95% over the total knee replacement surgery is that I'm all fixed up but there's no place to go.

For you guys who might not sew (I know several who do, so I won't assume anything here): yet another approach to making facemasks, this time out of short tube socks.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Apr 20 - 09:28 PM

I am told a Virus is only half alive
Its half a strand of DNA
Yet its always here to stay
They even all have the same first name.
Something like ReN A


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Apr 20 - 09:13 PM

Where virus go to dream


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Apr 20 - 10:34 PM

Thanks, Mike.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 20 - 09:13 PM

Oh, she's around. She'll always be around.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Apr 20 - 05:18 PM

Mom!

I am so angry! When I built the cabinets in my kitchen over twenty years ago, I made the drawers just a bit over ten inches wide because that was the width of a wicker cutlery tray we had. Who knows where it came from. It was just there. I assumed the tray was of a standard size and that we'd be able to get a replacement when needed. Over the years, being wicker and in regular use, the tray started to get raggedy and my wife began to hound me about replacing it. That's when I found that it was definitely NOT a standard size. I must have tried to find a replacement for ten years or more. Today, I accomplished the goal! I found a cutlery tray exactly 10.04 inches wide. It fits in the drawer like they were custom made for each other!

So, to recap, after many years of trying to please my wife by replacing our ratty cutlery tray, I finally find one that's perfect. And my wife's no longer around to be pleased. Fuck!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Apr 20 - 08:57 AM

Covid Cartoon


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Apr 20 - 10:01 PM

I stand corrected rejected and infected.
I see politics can make anyone two faced, or even three.

That implied free beer campaign promise is a winner.
or was that the advent of subliminal advertising.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 20 - 09:39 PM

Mr. Nobody ran against Betty Boop for President.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Apr 20 - 07:31 PM

As Wavy Gravy once stated for the record,
"In fact, Nobody's perfect."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Apr 20 - 07:21 PM

Who is this nobody?
"Nobody has ever seen such a great economy, Nobody has ever seen such great numbers. Nobody can believe such miracles I have made".
Does nobody mean No one or is there a real Mr. Nobody?

And what about fantastic?
"I have fantastic numbers. I have made fantastic progress".
Doesn't fantastic mean; imaginative or fanciful; remote from reality?

Doesn't incredible mean without credibility? the word Unbelievable is equal to incredible.

In the next 5 o'clock speech,
Count how many times you hear the words; nobody, fantastic, unbelievable and incredible.

Divide by the number of times of the word tremendous is mentioned and...

You will get a coefficient either above five or below 5.
Below 5 is a gigantic lieing ass hole
Above 5 is a huge lieing ass hole


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Apr 20 - 05:48 PM

Enraged, outraged, up raged and down raged.
I feel we were completely and deliberately betrayed.
Messengers and facts were deflected as HOAX!
With loss of life these are no longer jokes.
Our lack of preparation is mostly homemade.
Our medicine is to hide and not be afraid.
Janitors and ministers alike cough and choke.
Sad that the innocent and guilty must both croak.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Apr 20 - 03:00 PM

Make my grave in the Trump Hotel,
Not a lowly plain, or a lofty hill;
Put it at the end of the escaltor,
On the doorstep of the great imitator .

Engrave Trump lies around my grave.
Like Arlington make sure that I stay
His shadow above my silent tomb
Would make it a place of fear & gloom.

I could rest in the noise of Fifth Avenue
On my birthday you can have free barbecue.
Try to manage a shriek of wild despair
Like a million curses in NYC air.

I could not sleep if Trump went free
His dieing in prison is reason for glee
Such a cruel narcissist unfeeling beast
should be punished for his hateful beliefs.

Let my grave in the Trump Hotel help remind
how the US was fired, attacked by virus and died
One day Trump hotels will be demolished.
Maybe men like Trump will be abolished

I ask no monument, proud and high,
To arrest the gaze of the passers-by;
All that my yearning spirit craves,
Is if he outlives me he'll not stay


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Apr 20 - 01:04 PM

Early maps identify the area where Mattawomen later became incorporated, as the vast Pat Hopschtingle farm. The limited information from Ancestory.com says that Pat was of Irish German descent but lists no gender which calls into speculation that Mattawoman became short for Man or Woman?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Apr 20 - 09:26 AM

Most towns around here eventually become something else as evidenced by road names that do tend to remain the same.

Maryland Route 5 (Leonardtown Road), which joins US 301 in Brandywine to the north and splits at the county line to bypass Waldorf on Mattawoman-Beantown Road...The sewage treatment plant is of course in former Beantown.

'Ghost' towns around here are either gentrified or left to highly populated decrepitude based mostly on race.

As for Mattawoman, it has a story lost in the fog of history along with Parnasus NJ.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 20 - 07:37 AM

Tie up the knocker, say I'm sick, I'm dead.
The dog-star rages! nay 'tis past a doubt,
All Bedlam, or Parnassus, is let out:
Fire in each eye, and papers in each hand,
They rave, recite, and madden round the land.

       What walls can guard me, or what shades can hide?
They pierce my thickets, through my grot they glide;
By land, by water, they renew the charge;
They stop the chariot, and they board the barge.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 20 - 09:01 PM

It's hard to damage an abandoned ghost town like Classic.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 20 - 06:35 PM

No, Classic wasn't damaged. Stanley was, a little bit, but not Classic.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Apr 20 - 09:52 AM

Classic


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Apr 20 - 11:02 AM

We're not going out much (of course) but we are eating well. It is, however, beginning to look like the neighborhood is running out of pets.

If you were wondering, the Legion Hovel has been declared "Extra Special Essential" by all levels of government. It has a Super Duper Essential Priority 1-AAAA for everything it wants or needs. The last time it ran short of beer the riots destroyed most of the cities of Boise, Meridian, Twin Falls, Heck, Idaho Falls, Hamer, Couer d'Alene, Bliss, and Dingle. Inkom was slightly damaged as well.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Apr 20 - 12:05 AM

Either way, self-care is the Rx. Get takeout from another place that serves so you have something to eat in the house - that you can pop in the microwave. That loss and misery diet is brutal; I was on it one time and ended up 50 pounds less than I am now (which is about 30 pounds over normal).

These days I have at least one really easy meal ready to go each day. I just set up a small crockpot with steel cut oats, raisins, a dash of salt, and a quart of boiling water, and I'll have about 3 days of breakfasts (it reheats well.) Even if it means keeping a tub of cottage cheese in the fridge and a case of honeybuns in the freezer, give yourself something really easy for a meal.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Apr 20 - 11:25 PM

Then again, the weight loss may be partly due to the aforementioned temporary closure of all the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet restaurants.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Apr 20 - 09:54 PM

Hi, Mom!

I've lost about twenty pounds in the last few weeks! I've been on the Loss and Misery Diet. I don't recommend it. Try Weight-Watchers instead.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Apr 20 - 08:17 PM

I have lentil soup in my fridge right now. If you drive to Idaho, travel via Texas and you can sit in the driveway and I'll put a bowl of hot soup on the porch (using gloves and a mask) and then you're on your way. You'll be in a better frame of mind for Idaho (and Rap has a huge honker house - you could stay in his basement or somewhere and they'd hardly know you were around. Just watch it in case the shower head is still hot-wired.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Apr 20 - 08:06 PM

So why doesn't Chuck-a-Rama have a lentil bar?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Apr 20 - 01:21 PM

Idaho produces more lentils than potatoes, and nearly as much barley.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Apr 20 - 11:59 PM

Mom!

I'm having a serious case of All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Withdrawal! My favorite is a Thai buffet in Pensacola, but right now I'd settle for Chinese or Golden Corral or even KFC Buffet. I may even be willing to drive to Idaho to eat at the Chuck-a-Rama in Boise. (The only AYCE place I've ever been to that has more buffet space devoted to potato dishes than salads, meats, and vegetables combined.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Apr 20 - 07:34 PM

No alcohol? WHAT DID THEY USE FOR ANESTHESIA??? I was given a couple of (full) glasses of whiskey and a .62 caliber musket ball to bite on! What sort of cheap-o surgeons do they have in Texas?

The surgeon said to Pat that there wasn't any cartilage left so "no wonder he hurt!" Now I'll wear a splint until the 15th and then a cast for six weeks. The bone has to fuse around the screw in my thumb bones.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Apr 20 - 07:19 PM

I had Aldi deliver some items that I didn't get on my last run and it isn't worth it to go out for "luxuries." Chocolate, beer, snacks. It was an expensive delivery, but I did my part supporting the gig economy. MOM would be proud, one of those items was some Shiner Bock beer; I haven't had any alcohol for a couple of months because of the surgery and medications involved.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Apr 20 - 12:38 PM

Damn I missed the setup for the hand job. touche'


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Apr 20 - 11:13 AM

A friend had hand surgery last week - have the ice handy and be prepared to have difficulty sleeping for a few nights. My condolences, but I hope it does the trick as far as fixing the problem!

Love that potato. Tough to peel, though.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Apr 20 - 09:45 AM

What do you think is going to hit Idaho? A banana?

But today, at 11 a.m. MDT, I get a HAND JOB!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Mar 20 - 10:02 PM

Ours was only 3.5 and I thought it was strong.
That was just last week wasn't it.
Don't worry bout the asteroid.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Mar 20 - 09:30 PM

Danger? We've had an axe-throwing place for a year! But for REAL DANGER, just live here and endure this!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Mar 20 - 06:24 PM

If you ever want to plug one house into another, you can use the cord with two male plugs to run between them. Will it transmit power? Who knows.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Mar 20 - 06:19 PM

Someone opened an axe-throwing bar in Pensacola a few months ago. Get sloshed and throw axes at targets! Or bring your own things you hate and throw axes at them until they're in pieces in the Rage Room!

Errrr... Hmmmm... Sorry guys, but I don't need to drive 45 miles into Pensacola if I want to throw axes at shit. I have lots of axes and hatchets and plenty of trees. And if I want to destroy some shit I don't like anymore, I prefer the option of using sledgehammers and firearms as well as axes


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Mar 20 - 03:58 PM

Same sex (non binary) Extension Cords are a rarity. LGBTQ-EC will defend their right to be, so don't throw it away. Better to make it a gift. Or save for an electrifying practical joke.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 31 Mar 20 - 11:27 AM

My next door neighbor scored a #20 parcel of organic baking flour for me at Costco when making a run for her son (he's an essential worker who needed TP and couldn't get to the store for it.) With as hard as it is to find flour, and as many people baking up a storm (I see those photos on Instagram!), by the end of these stay-at-home orders we're going to have to force our way out of our doors, having blown up in size from all of the baked goods.

I agree with Don, sharp objects and electrical shock are probably less dangerous than going to the store right now. I would still advise against ax-throwing as a sport, in case you were considering it. It's not so much that your thrown ax will miss it's mark and break something, it's that you'll split open your calf in the back-swing. Years ago some Forest Service friends calculated the risks, thinking they might want to join the competition with local loggers. They concluded that it wasn't worth it.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Mar 20 - 08:17 AM

Cock or eating roach? Or a hair roach? Or the fish?   Or the guy we called Roach in high school?

Gee, at 10:20 a.m. MDT today I get an EMG. The cup of my life overflows.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Mar 20 - 05:57 AM

BWL, I told the family to cease any activity of risk because there is no plan b. Plan b is going to the emergncy room which has more risk than plan A.

Dealing with poisons and whirring cutting blades qualify as plan A.
I have warned since January that there are new rules.
Mom says behave yourself.

PS vote by mail.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Mar 20 - 04:39 AM

MOM!

A friend gave me a box of "Harris Famous Roach Tablets" a while back. They don't work. I dropped one in a shallow pan of water a week ago and it's still just sitting there. Not a single roach has grown from it! Did I do it wrong? Maybe they need to be planted in dirt instead....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Mar 20 - 07:27 PM

MOM!

I was using my corded sickle-bar type hedge trimmers to, well, trim some hedges, and I got the extension cord caught in the mechanism. So, I cut the damaged part of the cord away and replaced the plug with another one. It took about fifteen minutes or so. Then, I went to resume my trimming and discovered that I had replaced the FEMALE plug I had cut off with a MALE plug. So, I have an extension cord with two male plugs and not a single female plug with ground wire in my entire collection of electrical repair crap.

Would somebody please find the reset button in my brain and push it?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 20 - 11:07 AM

You betcha! Blessings and good thoughts from Idaho.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 30 Mar 20 - 11:04 AM

Bruce - no BS. Stay well. Our hearts are all broken.

Maggie


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Mar 20 - 07:56 AM

The secret to peer into the future is to scrutinize the past.

In 1919-1920 people grew weary and stopped the very same social distancing measures we use today. As a result when the second wave arrived it was more catastrophic than it needed to be. And again with the 3rd wave.

Their past is our future.

Our own collective behavior will exaccerbate the outcome but does not cause the 2nd and 3rd wave.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 20 - 10:41 PM

We have a gas furnace and a gas stove. We've considered a gas fireplace but it's too much hassle to run the gas line. We're looking into one of those fake-fire electric heaters as there's an outlet about 3 feet from the fireplace opening (I wouldn't want to guess as to why).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Mar 20 - 12:59 PM

That remarks needs to go on the coronavirus topic - I've worried about what it will look like in another week or so once two full weeks have passed after the insanity of spring break. Did those college students, now evicted from dorm rooms, go home to their parents to infect their families? I think that activity will be as bad or worse than the Mardi Gras stuff from early March. Yet Trump sits on the golden throne tweeting nonsense and fighting with governors who aren't nice to him.

Now back to the real BS - I finally got my Bluetooth headphones to transmit a signal so the computer could detect it. I can travel down that YouTube rabbit hole with the good quality sound of headphones versus the inadequate sound from my HD monitor (I got tired of having the extra set of speakers on my work desk, so just resolved to be unhappy with the sound. But now we're cooking with gas. Even if there is none plumbed to the house. . .


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Mar 20 - 12:53 PM

Stilly I am thinking maybe a 100,000 cases of Covid was transferred from passing a joint whether it was in NYC, Colorado, California. N.O., Florida spring break and Washington State. Spit was transferred with abandon. Real Reefer Madness.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 20 - 09:16 PM

Why would anyone go to Helena, Montana in the first place? Of course it's COVID-19 free!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Mar 20 - 06:51 PM

sh-sh-sh There may be a plan to virally weaponize his bronzer.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Mar 20 - 03:57 PM

William Shakspeare and Issac Newton did some of their best work while England was having a Plague. So are the analysts at the NSA and CIA today. While I can not discuss the details there is some noise about Operation Anal Portal wink wink nudge nudge. It is rumored to save a million lives.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Mar 20 - 03:15 PM

I did watch Fox news last night but things are back to abnormal now.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Mar 20 - 11:20 AM

Share some of that weed, don. It appears to be a very good batch.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Mar 20 - 10:11 AM

Perhaps these are miraculus times. Helena Montana is virus free with 0 cases and reports of similar miracals are just coming in. I shoukd have never doubted Trump. Coincidentally I have lost 43 lbs on the Crispy Creme diet. I seem to getting 1,200 miles per gallon. My mudcat posts are appearing in the editorial section of the NYT. Steve Shaw has become the sweetist man on Earth and Rap says he and his wife inexplicably woke up this morning in their 30's. The weather here is the same as Hawaii and mudcat hasn't crashed in a year.
Its like a miracle.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 08:34 PM

Having had too many surgeries in the past few years, and my wife as well, we have left-over pain pills: Oxy and Hydro. We will use whatever is needed for this coming surgery and the remainder we'll sell give to the police. They have been locked up with the guns.

T-3 will be taken for the non-immediate time post-surgery, and NSAIDs and acetaminophen after that. I mean, why take them pills when the REAL stuff is the anesthesia, man?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 07:23 PM

Ah, "tapering."
Here at the mental health residential clinic,
I hear a great deal from other patients about "tapering."
Tapering off Tramadol, tapering off Klonopin...
I really can't complain,
me with my little low daily dose of generic Prozac.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 06:07 PM

I tapered Prednisone for 18 months. I can master this with my trusty little pill cutter, but I can't stand another day of feeling that gnarly.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 04:33 PM

I still have twinges and aches that take the cake but pain will not defeat me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 04:20 PM

Tramadol is not as addictive as a plain opoioid but it is far nastier.
Some people get
Seizures. Tramadol is known to cause seizures in some users. ...
Adrenal Insufficiency. ...
Androgen Insufficiency. ...
Respiratory Problems. ...
Hallucinations. ...
Serotonin Syndrome. ...
Liver and Kidney Damage. ...
Behavioral and Psychological Effects.

4 to 7 days of nastyitus will be a normal transition to your real self.

An inner voice will say
'if you need it dear, take it".
Listen to the safer voice, "you're better without it".


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 03:30 PM

I'm five weeks out from surgery and have had to start tapering the Tramadol. Damned stuff is difficult to just stop taking after a few weeks. I'm cutting the tablet (I went and asked the pharmacist if I could) and will hopefully be off of this in a few days.

All of that time I haven't been able to go near the Legion Hovel. No alcohol with narcotics. I notice the door wasn't posted so I guess the local officials feel that place is an essential business (where else will alcoholics get their fix?)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 20 - 05:58 AM

Memo to self re cherries: I soaked them in water for a day and they plumped up nicely. Then, I added vinegar and soaked them for another day to sanitize them. Then, I ate a bunch of them... at about 3AM, I ahhh, errr, never mind.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 20 - 10:28 PM

Well, Mom, I'm have fusion surgery on the base of my left thumb on April Fool's Day.

I can see it. I'm coming out of the anesthesia, still groggy, and the doctor says, "April Fool! Here's your bill!"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Mar 20 - 04:31 PM

Trust Dr. Trump's 'Coronex'
The doctor is a stable genius and has a knack for infectious pandemic infections.
To qualify for this treatment you must open a business or return to work the day after Easter. Dr. Trump is a deeply religious physician and requires that patients go to Easter services.
A paypal or credit card payment of 99.99 along with a picture of your church receipt (optional) may be texted to 1400 Penn Ave/coronex

Dr. Trump is a graduate of Trump University and guaratees you will have a result.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 20 - 09:37 PM

Uderzo is dead!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Mar 20 - 01:40 PM

Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died.
Everybody's nose is all infected
Somebody's nose is getting tested
Everybody knows they want to cry


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 24 Mar 20 - 12:31 PM

A different way to wash your hands. Get out the dye and go to work.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Mar 20 - 10:02 PM

I used all the white metal Asterix vikings to crew a model of a viking longship in stormy realistic seas.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 20 - 09:49 PM

I have both Tintin and Asterix books! In English, Irish, and Gaelic!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Mar 20 - 05:58 PM

Here we are, The Charge of the Last MOAB.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Mar 20 - 04:12 PM

sex


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 20 - 04:08 PM

Straight WHAT?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Mar 20 - 07:04 AM

I'm a yellow cheery cherry.
While I am straight, I've always said its better to be a fruit than a vegetable as in even Mayor Pete is more competant than Trump.

Yhe reason why Mom can't get a straight answer is because the Trump administration ordered federal health authorities to treat high-level discussions on the coronavirus as classified material.
In Taiwan there are only 100 cases for 25 million since they took the opposite approach of freedom of information.

Keep this under your hat because the fact that Covid 19 and the response is classified is also classified.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 20 - 10:44 PM

You're a cherry?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Mar 20 - 07:27 PM

Huh? I've been soaking in Brandy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 20 - 07:25 PM

Shocking! Simply shocking that Mom would be left to her own devices! She was plotting a getaway to Getaway!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 20 - 02:47 PM

Soak the cherries in brandy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Mar 20 - 08:15 AM

I have had a bag of dried tart cheeries by my chair for a month. A little goes a long way. The pecans are gone but lots of other nuts remain. Other long term foods are canned goods and apple juice.
The only thing likely to get plump is me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Mar 20 - 07:52 AM

Soaking cherries in water might plump them up, but it's not going to rejuvenate them in any other way. You'd probably wind up with a bunch of very plump rotten cherries.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Mar 20 - 09:03 PM

There may be some information in the chronicles and diaries of Baron von Frankenstein regarding the reanimation of fruits.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Mar 20 - 05:47 PM

What will you do with them once they're plump?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 20 - 04:56 PM

You have one-third of a withered cherry? Do you need food? We can help.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 20 Mar 20 - 01:07 PM

Dearest Mom:

Mrs. Google keeps talking about plumping dried fruit with boiling water. I have almost 1/3-withered cherries. Can I just soak them in water?... how long?

Soaking and sulking in Moncton


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Mar 20 - 11:53 AM

The best way to keep a resolution all your life is to make them right before you die, so I resolve;
To not answer any more rhetorical questions like a wise ass.
To not covid my neighbor's goods
To not add Bourbon to my True Blood IV cocktail
To not smoke LSD
To not not question the sanity of the C and Chief
To not enforce the law of gravity.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Mar 20 - 10:30 PM

I too was wondering how to repurpose Trump golf courses.
All I had was fairway field hospital tents, greens for admin and sand traps for you know what.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 20 - 07:02 PM

I went out again today, over to the Legion Hovel for morning coffee with some of "the boys." Nothing much new there, just a lot of coughing and some of the guys looking feverish and tired. But the corpse-laden tumbrils are rolling through the streets, and another plague pit is being dug over where the third green of the golf course out back used to be -- fortunately we won't be in the direct line of the wind! The first pit was downhill, where the second green used to be, but it's all filled in now. Over on the fifth fairway they're piling up wood for a pyre on Saturday evening.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Mar 20 - 08:40 AM

OMG MOM they shut down all the casinos except the biggest one, Wall Street. Sure they hit the pause button 4 times but billionaires are still (Micheal) Milkin the short sell to make $

You know it is the one casino industry we don't need to breathe, eat or sleep.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Mar 20 - 07:16 AM

The first loll - little out loud laugh of the day

MOM is surprised how suddenly Americans have all become Russians in life style, economy and shopping. She took a stroll outside MOAB and found that Brits congregate in the New rules thread where they discuss tea, crumpets and toilet paper but they too are becoming Russian with eyes closed.

Entrepaneurs are looking to Italy for the new demand for new businesses like exporting bodies to massive cremtorium facilities since towns are overwhelmed. So far only Jared Kushner has begun our first Bodies R' Us business.

Trump to America: YOU'RE ALL FIRED!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 20 - 08:16 PM

Saw a feller walkin' outa the grocery store yestiddy who musta had about a hunnert cans of beans in his cart. An' three er four headsa cabbage. Might be why the hazmat was called out taday.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Mar 20 - 06:23 PM

When I was in the supermarket the other day, stock clerks were "stocking" the canned vegetable section by just opening cases and putting them on the shelf with no regard of the items' usual shelf locations.

"Just throw 'em anywhere on this big old empty shelf and they'll be gone in under a minute anyway. Even if it's something we don't usually sell a case of a week. Why waste time walking down the aisle to put them where they belong?"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 20 - 05:55 PM

Smith's is owned by Kroger; their senior times are M, W, and F, 7-8 a.m. Albertson's who is also Safeway are 7-9, Tu and Th. Nel's Bi-Lo here is everyday, 8-9. Smith's had it that one must leave for another to go in after the first few customers. That's okay, I got my toilet paper.

I did, too. With everyone else seeming to buy two packs of 24 rolls each I thought it was a requirement so I bought a six-pack because it was the smallest size available. ONE. I did get three bags of cough drops, which were non-existent elsewhere, and left several more on the rack.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 18 Mar 20 - 11:47 AM

Whole Foods (aka Whole Paycheck) has an hour from 7 to 8am for seniors. Now if Kroger would get on the ball . . .


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 20 - 07:37 AM

Fair morrow, good Mother! I'm off to Smith's by 0700 MDT as they allow old people in first for their opening hour. I shall buy chicken soup, toilet paper, disinfecting wipes, disinfectant and other things in short supply by the case! I shall be a hoarder, a Care-Not-For-Others, yea, the Epitome of Randism! And I shall pick up for you a case of Thunderbird (your favorite wine) and shan't give it to you!

I have learned, Mom.

And if I can't do any of the above, I'll try to get some cough drops.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 11:19 PM

Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 11:18 PM

Just back from a foursome, gathered to celebrate Padraig of Eire. Lovely potato soup, delicious corned beef cooked just right. Redbreast Irish whisky, Murphy's stout, and some of that creme/whisky mix. We were talking over Skype, of course, and we all used different exits.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 09:02 PM

Its not enough but it is a start.
If you look carefully Mudcat did 'predict' the pandemic with the contagion discussion of bush meat as China was just undergoing an outbreak.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 07:48 PM

Lots of broadcasts are looking different as cameras are set up in open places and web cams and skype and such are being used more. I'll follow the dot later (I've just set up MSNBC on my newly acquired Sling TV (Blue) account so I can see the graphs they use on Rachel, et al.

Who knew that Yang's plan to give $1000 to everyone was going to happen - and now.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 06:18 PM

Mom wipes the weary brow of grandpa as the TV drones on.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 04:47 PM

Living without intestines has and is being done but the IV of fluids and ATP is an awful inconvenience.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 03:03 PM

It's offal to say, but for offal you first need guts.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 02:43 PM

Tonight at 8 PM AST on FB.

https://www.facebook.com/events/1962791890520173/


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 01:52 PM

For me in the last 2 days trump has never been more grounded.(for him)
I even accept that the WHO story about test kit refusal was bogus.
He did fire the 3 administrator group for pandemic control in 2018.
I may even v... NAH! I'm still sane.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 12:10 PM

Too bad Coronavirus can't read. There are signs as you cross the border into the state that say "Don't Mess With Texas."

MOM has thrown stuff at the television for the last two days in a row. That turd Trump pontificates on the crowded stage trying to take credit for the work that states have forced him to take. She wants to remind all of us that that kind of BS is toxic and in no way related the benevolent fertilizer that the Mudcat thread(s) have produced. There is a Superfund in place for the current administration's discharge and offal.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 11:10 AM

You are well prepared. Of course no self respecting corona virus is going to go to Idaho, check the maps. Perhaps we should all go to Pocotello.

Were all goin to Pocotello
Where the flowers bloom in June
Were all goin to Pocotello
Sick or not we'll all see you soon


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 09:53 AM

I done writ a song!

If you go down to the store today you're in for a big surprise!
If you go down to the store today you'll never believe your eyes!
There'll be nothing there for you to buy,
No toilet paper or other supplies,
For today's the day the hoarders have a picnic!

See them grab the cleaning supplies
As they carry off soup and soap like it was free today!
(TBC)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 20 - 09:16 AM

MOM's got the Corona! And the Budweiser! And the Molsons. And the Coors. And the Moose Drool. And the Polygamy Porter. And the Guinness. And the Smithwicks. And the Alaskan Amber. And the Labatts. And the Moosehead. And the Murphys. And the Pabst. And the Millers. But she does NOT have, nor will she touch even an empty container of, "light" or "lite" beers. She once said to me, "If I wanted to drink from the toilet I'd be a dog."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 16 Mar 20 - 12:17 AM

They're probably already in the DT.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Mar 20 - 05:22 PM

I know that one. I also know the less-polite version of "Erie Canal" and "The Old Chisholm Trail" and several others. I ain't a-gonna post 'em, you'll have to larn 'em yerself.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Mar 20 - 01:14 PM

All of those Italians on their balconies singing together are inspiring; too bad our neighborhood is too spread out for that to work, and who knows what songs these neighbors know? Probably country or churchy stuff. When we were kids we would play in the back yard and sing songs at the top of our lungs - usually the songs our parents told us weren't polite and we shouldn't sing in public.

𝅘𝅥 My sweetheart's a mule in the mine,
I drive her without any lines,
On the bumper I sit,
And tobacco I spit,
All over my sweetheart's behind. 𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥𝅘𝅥


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Mar 20 - 12:37 PM

Hi, Mom!

Has it ever occurred to you that "dry runs" is an oxymoron?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Moth his floor fromer of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Mar 20 - 11:47 AM

Deep in the foul fetid bowels of Langely an anlyst decided to self isolate at work. Water on the floor was from a restroom accident from an upper floor. Escaped Crickets had colonized the hallway from an abanddoned lab. Craig Kravitski dozed despite his eyes slowly opening and gazing at his computer screen showing virtually no reported cases of virus in Russia while the rest of the globe glowed red.

As it all became clear to Craig his eyes widened and he snapped wide awake. Perhaps Russia is not typically lying but they have an acquired immunity to Covid 19. What product would nearly all Russians consume with a vaccine added over time? VODKA was his first thought. While it might kill the virus, a vaccine would be preserved.

Craig uttered the obvious out loud "They finally weaponized the common cold". How could he prove it? He first looked into any Government interference in the production and export of Vodka.
There it was; all domestic vodka was ordered sent to tax facilities in Klimsk and Adropovd while exports went straight to port since March of 2019. Could there be level 4 vaccine production labs in the same vacinity, before he had the answer he was off like a shot toconfront his boss with this new analysis when he slipped on the wet floor and broke his neck.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Mar 20 - 10:59 AM

I've heard millions would rather die than being locked in at home with their family


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Mar 20 - 10:51 AM

Nearly 2'5 pounds of cheese! Cheese misidentification by TSA


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 15 Mar 20 - 09:48 AM

They took your CHEESE?! Bastards!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 20 - 08:45 AM

Where is the hydrogen sulfide coming from? Volcanic vents? The White House? The odor of rotten eggs comes from DC and every legislature in the country -- and from some overseas. Carbon monoxide, on the other hand and something to which I am very sensitive, is odorless, tasteless, colorless, and pervasive. And, of course, we exhale carbon dioxide. But I forgo any more chemistry lessons for today.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Mar 20 - 07:12 AM

As whimsey turns to pathos worldwide and we each begin to live our 'On the Beach' scenarios in our dreams inside our hibernation pods, the dangers of of a build up of hydrogen sulffide gases is nothing to kid about.

From the balconies in the cities, live music and singing can be heard like birds broadcasting our indominable spirit. From the peacful country ranch to unseen forests where the silent tree falls, the world is taking a breather. From the sacred places to the profane, life is slowing down to challenge the RNA dangers.

If it takes a pandemic to overcome the age of idiocy, so be it; we will emerge a better species.

With respect to Rapaire, the earliest contributor standing, the last words shouuld belong to him.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Mar 20 - 10:41 PM

Cheese caused flatulence. Flatulence is ill regarded on airplanes. Other passengers may act to stop it. You do not want them to do so.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Mar 20 - 05:21 PM

In reality the fares were doubled, crap. Trying to board was further complicated by some chedder I had wrapped in tin foil when it was detected as a C-4 bomb, so I missed the flight. Worst of all they kept my cheese.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Mar 20 - 06:18 AM

CHEAP FARES TO UK
wOO WHO - The only destination left for overseas flights is London.
While you guYs are in a TIME OUT my tour of a traffic free UK in spring sounds better than another Disney vacay .


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Mar 20 - 10:37 PM

It's also nice for those with flatulence.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Mar 20 - 08:30 AM

Since the universe is expanding it helps make more room on Facebook and traffic on the roads.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 20 - 11:48 PM

Yeah, and some of the Hovelites are getting tired of people like Sex Mind Johnny and Creative Charley and Mom have those conversations by phone or in person. All that talk about velvet-lined handcuffs, "bouncy seats," some sort of balls, water sports, and other things make even the most hardened reprobate and reprobabe at the Hovel uncomfortable. The discussion of the uses of itching powder may have been the worst.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Mar 20 - 03:50 PM

You'd better learn quickly how to set it so only friends see your stuff, so your friends aren't in view to outsiders, share photos only with friends, etc. (You have kids, right? They can show you.) There's a page called "Facebook Purity" that Facebook won't let anyone mention by name because it's full of tips to turn off Facebook ads and awful features. Look up "Fluffbusting Purity" instead and add it to your browser, then open it up and select the things you don't want to see. There's a lot to work with, it'll take several tries. I, for example, want to see posts in the order the arrive, not in the order Facebook wants to promote them. I detest all of their games and you'll give away your privacy if you take any of those awful quizzes.

Now aren't you glad you joined? I joined so long ago that only people on universities could join. And I was a member so long ago that when they started letting people use their own names I got mine for my account. Now people have to add funny spellings or numbers to come close to their own names. #EarlyAdopter. You'll find me at www dot facebook dot com /maggie.dwyer

Last week I talked my younger sister through how to use some of the video calls. Facebook's Messenger is a handy tool; I have the app installed on my phone (but I'm not letting it take over my SMS service!) and use it for video chats with my kids. No phone bills when my daughter spent a year in Japan, just Messenger chats. Now MOM, she gets a little adventurous about who she chats with, especially the ones she heard about through friends at the Legion Hovel. I've had to turn off the WiFi in the house a few times to get them to knock off the loud conversations in the middle of the night.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Mar 20 - 03:35 PM

Its not the quantity of drugs that destroys neurons, its alcohol.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Mar 20 - 03:31 PM

Hi, Mom!

I finally broke down and joined Facebook. As a result, I have become Facebook friends with several of my old hippie friends. I had not had any contact with them for almost forty years and I'm totally gobsmacked by how conservative most of them have become.

It's like, "Last time I saw you, we were doin' drugs and bitchin' about Ronald Reagan gettin' elected president. And now you're posting photos of the "Re-Elect Donald Trump" signs in your yard? Did you take too many drugs or not enough?"


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Mar 20 - 02:36 PM

I'm done with optimism.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Mar 20 - 10:45 AM

I'll be the first to tell you that when you need them, take them. Three weeks out and I'm slowly weaning - still. I went back to a full day of tramodol as a baseline for generally feeling okay, and now I'm spacing out the doses.

Hey, MOM decided it was time to put some money in her IRA since it had lost 10% of it's value in the last few days. The shares cost less now and will show up as more once this wretched virus passes.

MOM also wonders about all of those people who can't "call it in" from home for their work. She has a sanitation station down at the curb with soap, running water, paper towels, and Vodka for anyone passing by who needs to clean up. She's not sure why the Vodka is such a big deal, and decided not to mix it into the soap, just let people decant it into little dinky mouthwash-sized cups. There has been a line forming out there all morning.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Mar 20 - 07:07 AM

Under the BS impression that an out patient procedure with a local injection or two would be a breeze so I opted for no opiods.
SON OF A BITCH

I was knocked out carved up and left for the buzzards. I deserve to not complain but if I had any druthers-I would definATy have taken the Oids. The 'lucky' few had morphine in the Civil War, and I mean few.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 20 - 11:12 PM

That's our Bee-Dub: stealthy as they come. Under, over, around, and through the radar.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Mar 20 - 01:46 PM

Very stealthy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 20 - 09:48 AM

Not a cruise ship, a cruiser. Bee-Dub ain't one to let a li'l ol' virus git him! Nosir! Not him!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Mar 20 - 09:33 AM

Is it true that Bee-dubya-ell has been trying to get to his private Hawiian Island only to discover someone stole his private Cessna Citation X? Did he really take a cruise ship instead?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Mar 20 - 07:12 AM

Thats different. Picks have been used for more tunnels, brain surgury and grave digging than any other device.

The smart money however is going to use cheap oil for quick mass cremations instead of diggng graves. Picks and shovels are buggy whip technology afterall.

I'm glad they decided to not torpedo cruise ships off our shores.
Instead keeping them circling until they go silent is more humane and may greeenlight the Gilligan's cruise ship reality show series.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 20 - 11:07 PM

I'm talking about PICKS, not some wimpy little plastic thing! Not tooth, not dental, not top-40, but PICKS!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Mar 20 - 01:26 PM

Come to think of it I bet charisma can be bought, acquired, learned, practiced and groomed.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Mar 20 - 12:22 PM

Neil is a good frontman, moneyman, historical constructionist and cruise activity captain that gets things done. Meanwhile the far thinking real captain is in the bridge with navigators. As far as Astrophysicists go, it is good to have a Carl Sagan type on hand.
Charisma can't be bought. In that realm, Neil beats Carl.

My favorite is gone already, Richard Feynman who taught at Cornel with Carl.

Picks can be bought

I use picks so rarely since I have a natural little finger nail I use as a pick. My bain are socks that are supposed to match.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 20 - 11:42 AM

Picks. No one knows where they go, except that they disappear when you need them. One theory is that they are self-contained and self-creating mini-micro black holes which are sometimes tangible. Then, when most needed, they "eat themselves" (to use the Blackholers' technical term) and vanish. They may or may not reappear later when their loss is most lamented and likely to cause to most anguish and cursing. The total, world-wide, extinction and disappearance of lute picks is a mystery to luters and which scientists have been unable to solve.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Mar 20 - 09:54 AM

This guy is a force of science (Neil deGrasse Tyson) and he talks about that dark matter in this engaging and informative interview with Stephen Colbert (who is no slouch himself).


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Mar 20 - 08:10 AM

I thought so. SRS is one of those forces of nature beings.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Mar 20 - 09:29 PM

So now we have have a handle on the great mystery of dark matter, and clues as to why the universe is accelerating with more black holes in turn generating space from matter and time in greater amounts by distributing space by way of Eienstien-Rosen bridges. (dubious)

So what is the next great mystery to solve by ancient mudcat theorists? Please don't say strings, they are soo fussy & finicky and lways need retuning..


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Mar 20 - 09:23 PM

I wore myself out walking around the grocery store today for a half-hour on level ground, though I wore out my original knee climbing many hours and many days and years with many pounds in a backpack on real mountains in the Pacific NW.

There's a sweet little puppy asleep in the dog bed beside my desk in my office. One of the three is always asleep in it when I'm in here. None of us are climbing anything for a while, though she'd like to climb up in my lap and have her tummy rubbed.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Mar 20 - 03:20 PM

Ha ha the 1,000 ft mountains in Illinois are named after famous mounds. The red dirt of Illinois is not even great for corn. Iron rich but calcium poor makes it bad for crops, dogs and baby teeth.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 20 - 02:17 PM

I had the chance to take his purse, but he kept hitting me with it. Then the Secret Service got involved and stole away my rapier and filled my charges up with water and a prisoner I was taken, but I escaped and found my brother (the one that was in the Army) and we went robbing on the far-famed Illinois mountains.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Mar 20 - 08:28 AM

Oh chivilarous cavalier, thou are more honourable than King Donald.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 20 - 07:58 AM

I shall never rob keberoxu on the King's Highway!


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