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BS: Predictions for the coming new year

Donuel 23 Dec 18 - 12:08 PM
Mr Red 23 Dec 18 - 02:38 PM
JHW 23 Dec 18 - 02:53 PM
Nigel Parsons 23 Dec 18 - 07:46 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 Dec 18 - 12:01 AM
The Sandman 24 Dec 18 - 02:01 AM
Donuel 26 Dec 18 - 07:46 AM
Rapparee 28 Dec 18 - 05:39 PM
Mr Red 30 Dec 18 - 03:36 AM
Steve Shaw 30 Dec 18 - 05:48 AM
DMcG 30 Dec 18 - 08:52 AM
Iains 31 Dec 18 - 02:38 PM
Neil D 02 Jan 19 - 02:15 AM
Steve Shaw 02 Jan 19 - 05:31 AM
KarenH 02 Jan 19 - 07:22 AM
Donuel 02 Jan 19 - 10:04 AM
Jos 02 Jan 19 - 11:20 AM
Donuel 02 Jan 19 - 03:51 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Jan 19 - 06:26 PM
Donuel 03 Jan 19 - 12:14 PM
Donuel 03 Jan 19 - 06:06 PM
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Bill D 28 Dec 20 - 03:08 PM
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Subject: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Dec 18 - 12:08 PM

They do this on radio shows with predictions from the hillbilly silly to the divine sublime.

2019
Trump remains President.
The world as we know it does not.
Nazca Lines are obliterated by ATV's and motorcycles.
More tsunami worthy quakes.

Real Estate booms 3000 meters from every shore except Florida that floods.
Neuro stimulators are added to virtual reality goggles called smellofeelovision.
Bumpstocks are still for sale.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Mr Red
Date: 23 Dec 18 - 02:38 PM

Donuel predicts 28% correct


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: JHW
Date: 23 Dec 18 - 02:53 PM

It will be 2019


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 23 Dec 18 - 07:46 PM

UK will leave EU on WTO terms.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Dec 18 - 12:01 AM

Having completely run out of ways to describe the Donald Trump presidency, major television news outlets will jointly petition the Federal Communications Commission to allow use of the term "clusterfuck" during on-air news broadcasts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: The Sandman
Date: 24 Dec 18 - 02:01 AM

waiting patiently to be placed in king george chase, liverpool to win premier league


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Dec 18 - 07:46 AM

June 2019 will give everyone a chance to see an impact that will leave a mark for hundreds of miles by a small asteroid the size of Big Ben.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Dec 18 - 05:39 PM

Here comes the new year, just like the old year.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Mr Red
Date: 30 Dec 18 - 03:36 AM

well over here in the UK it will not be the same!
We go to Bundoran ( Ireland ) at the end of March as Europeans, and return on April 1st (you make the jokes) as Little Englanders


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 30 Dec 18 - 05:48 AM

Liverpool will win the Premier League and the Champions League. Zidane will be the next Man U manager but will win nothing. There will be a general election which Corbyn will win. There will be no brexit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: DMcG
Date: 30 Dec 18 - 08:52 AM

Apropos of Nigel's and Steve's posts:

Come 1st April the UK will still not have a clue what to do about the 'B' word.

We will still find negotiating that fine line between disagreement and outright anger as difficult as ever.

I will manage to introduce a "new" carol to the church choir.

My wife's hip operation will take place before the end of March.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Iains
Date: 31 Dec 18 - 02:38 PM

Putin and Trump will have a serious tête-à-tête or life may go south-rapidly!


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Neil D
Date: 02 Jan 19 - 02:15 AM

Are you using tête-à-tête as a euphemism for oral sex?


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 02 Jan 19 - 05:31 AM

Nah, that would have to be tête-à-cock. As they are both prize cocks anyway, there are options.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: KarenH
Date: 02 Jan 19 - 07:22 AM

More wars more wars, more pollution, disaster in Brazil environmentally and socially. No Doctor Who.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jan 19 - 10:04 AM

DMcG, good luck with the carpentry project for your wife.


The Greatest Wall of America (aka The Emperor's Wall) construction will begin but will be invisible to human eyes. It may include elements of the Danish 500 hundred year old Ramparts that mark's Denmark's border today with Germany as well as Hadrian's Wall.

Ancient secrets as to Wall 'technology' will be rediscovered such as how little money it takes to bribe the Guards to breach the Great Wall of China compared to the cost of building the damned thing.

Putin sells Trump a bogus 30 year Time Share in Aleppo


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Jos
Date: 02 Jan 19 - 11:20 AM

Trump will announce to the waiting millions that the building of a beautiful wall has begun and is proceeding well, very, very well, "unbelievably well" - problem solved.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Jan 19 - 03:51 PM

Trump beats Ebola with CDC cuts.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/ebolas-backand-it-could-be-worse-thanks-to-trump


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Jan 19 - 06:26 PM

There will not be a single day in 2019 in which the name "Kardashian" or "Jenner" does not appear in the headline of a featured article in the "Entertainment" section of Google News.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jan 19 - 12:14 PM

The National Parks under a shut down of all law and enforcement have suffered massive ATV damage.

A global market sell off and recession are well underway.

Eloise Van Blarphenghar will get a painful fever blister.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Jan 19 - 06:06 PM

Dr. Pimple Popper slips, hits her head and drowns in 'drainage'.


Its a little too early to buy Apple, but buy we must or bust.
Beat Soros to the sale and you will win.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: keberoxu
Date: 28 Dec 20 - 03:00 PM

Well, we're seeing out one helluva former year,
what about the coming one?


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Dec 20 - 03:08 PM

More of some things, less of others.. and not nearly enough of what we need.

What? More specific? ummmm... ok, I predict rending of garments and tearing of hair as recovery progresses in politics and COVID treatment.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Dec 20 - 04:54 PM

The upcoming year is one of those when I have more fears than hopes. I am glad beyond words that the Orange One will be out but dealing with it will be an herculean and thankless task. That is bad enough in itself.

However, there is a new element at work. If we get through the next few years without widespread bloodshed, we will have had extraordinarily good luck.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: keberoxu
Date: 28 Dec 20 - 05:52 PM

. . . you left out gnashing of teeth . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Dec 20 - 05:57 PM

right... also beating of breasts and raising of cane...


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 28 Dec 20 - 06:08 PM

Are we Abel to do that, Bill? :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Dec 20 - 07:36 PM

I predict that when we finally remove our masks someday, we will all be louder talkers than we were before.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: keberoxu
Date: 28 Dec 20 - 08:17 PM

I hope Ebbie finally fills
the dog-shaped hole in her heart.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Dec 20 - 08:25 PM

Steve.. I spelled it that way very carefully... I have seen 'cane' growing and being harvested... and I sure miss chewing on a fresh piece. (Louisiana...1947)


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Mrrzy
Date: 28 Dec 20 - 11:35 PM

I will turn 60.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Ebbie
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 03:20 AM

Thanks, Keberoxu.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Jos
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 04:28 AM

Bill D, I interpreted your "raising of cane" as meaning angry waving of walking stick.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 05:43 AM

Not for one second did I suspect an error there, Bill. Not from you!


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 06:10 AM

Steve fell and broke his femur at the bsll joint in PR and now is part titanium.
I predict he will use a cane.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 07:25 AM

I forsee a need for NEW DEAL FDR solutions for the country again.
Austerity Republican policy to tricle down relief is fully exxxposed as a fraud and can not go on. FDR even had a new deal for musicians and artists that were nost vulnerable in a great depression.

Hey Joe B start making fireside chats.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Mr Red
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 07:48 AM

A phone call from the docs offering vax. And a sore arm.

World financial recession, or depression. Austerity politics. And a record number of storms, hurricanes and cyclones.

Have a nice day y'all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 08:06 AM

Exceptionally unfunny, Donuel. I'm asking you once again to lay off.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 08:17 AM

If you paid attention you would know Steve is my brother in PR.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 08:24 AM

Gulliani (Coup Czar) and Bannon (Coup Architect) will escape prosecution by two different means.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Jeri
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 09:09 AM

List of futile things - I'll start:

Telling someone/anyone not to say stupid things on the Internet...

Next -


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Jeri
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 09:12 AM

Sorry - not on topic.
Prediction for the coming year:
1) People will say stupid things on the Internet.
2) Someone else will try to tell them to shut up.
3) Nothing will change.

And the quarantine crap will go a little easier now that we believe it will end.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Jos
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 09:32 AM

QED, Donuel.
You are addressing people who do not know your family and neighbours by name, even if you do.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 11:10 AM

Jos, To be honest it was kind of a set up with predicted results.
If you really want something remembered by a community it would have to be repeated 50-100 times. Only you may remember something you post once and sometimes not even you. Some people think their posts are gems but on average a post is a toss off. A 22 stanza poem stands out among other posts but quality can often be more sucinct. Now I imagine most people are bored by now and haven't read this far so one could say any outrageous thing without comment or awareness so if your mother wears army boots you could complain about my accuracy but no one else would probably know what you are complaining about. The playful nature of social media is limitless, banal and profound as it is ephemeral. The motivation to participate for me is my own entertainment. Others may be involved in deep meaningful relationships here, more power to them. Meanwhile Jeri has a lock on obvious predictions. btw my brother did snap off his femur below the ball joint. Now I am running out of room in this writing box which is longer than most people's span of attention. I'm most people too so I grew bored in the middle which is the part'most people'skip. ;o]


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 12:35 PM

"raising cain,cane" said aloud in the USA generally means causing furor and problems, usually due to some basic complaint.
Far too many possible ways to use it, given spelling and context.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 02:41 PM

"Raising cane/Cain"?
"I swear by the mud below my feet
You can't raise a Kane back up
When he's in defeat"


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Mrrzy
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 07:00 PM

Nice, Nigel Parsons.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Dec 20 - 08:16 PM

Over here, you can't raise Herman Cain
When he's 6 ft. beneath the plain.


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: Mr Red
Date: 31 Dec 20 - 10:35 AM

Personally, I think some of this parish should try to raise cain't

They won't, we know who they are. But they don't. Exquisite irony?


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Subject: RE: BS: Predictions for the coming new year
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 02 Jan 21 - 02:35 AM

My prediction 2021 will be so bad outside the Eu that we will wish it was 2020 and all that we had to suffer last year back again.


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