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BS: Olddude heart attack

GUEST,olddude 28 Jul 14 - 09:26 PM
ChanteyLass 28 Jul 14 - 08:24 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 27 Jul 14 - 10:38 PM
olddude 27 Jul 14 - 05:20 PM
olddude 27 Jul 14 - 02:14 PM
gnu 27 Jul 14 - 01:45 PM
gnu 27 Jul 14 - 01:04 PM
Rapparee 26 Jul 14 - 08:30 PM
Q (Frank Staplin) 26 Jul 14 - 07:40 PM
Q (Frank Staplin) 26 Jul 14 - 07:37 PM
olddude 26 Jul 14 - 04:20 PM
olddude 26 Jul 14 - 04:16 PM
GUEST,olddude 26 Jul 14 - 02:43 PM
Sandra in Sydney 26 Jul 14 - 11:18 AM
David C. Carter 26 Jul 14 - 08:01 AM
GUEST 25 Jul 14 - 11:26 PM
olddude 25 Jul 14 - 09:33 PM
gnu 25 Jul 14 - 05:12 PM
frogprince 25 Jul 14 - 04:40 PM
GUEST 25 Jul 14 - 04:27 PM
Rapparee 25 Jul 14 - 04:03 PM
GUEST 24 Jul 14 - 08:13 PM
gnu 24 Jul 14 - 06:47 PM
olddude 24 Jul 14 - 05:34 PM
gnu 24 Jul 14 - 12:55 PM
David C. Carter 24 Jul 14 - 11:58 AM
olddude 24 Jul 14 - 11:53 AM
gnu 24 Jul 14 - 05:54 AM
David C. Carter 24 Jul 14 - 04:46 AM
Ebbie 24 Jul 14 - 02:50 AM
Rapparee 23 Jul 14 - 11:21 PM
GUEST 23 Jul 14 - 08:57 PM
olddude 23 Jul 14 - 08:49 PM
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Ebbie 23 Jul 14 - 01:12 PM
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gnu 23 Jul 14 - 12:48 PM
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Stringsinger 11 Jul 14 - 10:42 AM
Severn 11 Jul 14 - 08:37 AM
olddude 10 Jul 14 - 05:16 PM
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gnu 10 Jul 14 - 08:15 AM
olddude 09 Jul 14 - 10:54 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 28 Jul 14 - 09:26 PM

cod almighty   lol that was awesome


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 28 Jul 14 - 08:24 PM

Wow! Great Cod Almighty!


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 10:38 PM

Hey olddude,

If women are made of sugar and spice...and everything nice...how come they all taste like anchovies??

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 05:20 PM

Hey gnu.. Is a really good fisherman called a Master baiter?


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 02:14 PM

Seen bigger... That's what all the girls say sadly sniff sniff... :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 01:45 PM

Seen bigger but not lately.


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 27 Jul 14 - 01:04 PM

Be da Lard Tunderin Jaysus! Did yees see da pic of da cod what dat woman in NF caught? 49 pounds, zir! Says she's gonna deep fry it. Dat's a big bit a fish fer deese days, eh b'y?


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 08:30 PM

Is it made from teens or is it teen years old? I'll skip it either way, thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 07:40 PM

Just posted the above, and an adv. shows up from A&W-

"Spicy guacamole teen burger."


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 07:37 PM

Now in paperback, "Mayo Clinic Diet." Some pretty good ideas.

$15 list, but cheaper from the big woman.


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 04:20 PM

I think my Mrs told everyone in town it was ok to mess me up if I tried Lol or could be my doctor buddy


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 04:16 PM

So I quit smoking four months ago for fun I asked the lady at the 7-11 store can I buy a pack.. She goes sure if you want us all to pound the crap outta you.. I am teasing... Small town every one knows everyone no I don't miss them at all


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 02:43 PM

grains and grass dang i feel like i am the cattle. where is my steak .. oh its made from tofu or whatever the hell that gunk is made from... now ...pour me the glass of jello and put me out of my misery for surely i would check out from jello poisoning ...lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 11:18 AM

well said - a very mild remark from someone who was laughing wildly

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 26 Jul 14 - 08:01 AM

I once did a line of Jello.After about 20 Minutes,everything went green!

I looked like the Jolly Green Giant and Robin Hood.
They took me to the hospital,where they shot me full of anchovie juice.I ain't never been the same since!



Bob Zimmerframe


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 11:26 PM

Dan, you haven't lived until you have dined on a meal made with half the water and twice the Jello. Use that to stuff the baked muskie and boom et voila, poisson du jour. Granted, Escoffier might have suggested improvements, but we're big idea guys for whom details are things to be ignored. Save time. Make the muskie from yellowish Jello and you'll never go back. Pfffut to Auguste. BM


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 09:33 PM

I am afraid very afraid Lol never no jello no more soy


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 05:12 PM

Downhill? Ain't that where ya pick up speed?


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: frogprince
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 04:40 PM

"...chopped celery, walnuts, and shredded carrots..."

whut, no anchovies??


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 04:27 PM

Rap's right. And it's all downhill after that. BM


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 14 - 04:03 PM

Yes, and after a while you demand that there be chopped celery, walnuts, and shredded carrots in that lime jello.


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 08:13 PM

"some day they will find out soy is terrible for you"

Dan, they've discovered it makes ya like lime jello. FYI. BM


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 06:47 PM

Soy.... is that some kinda trout?


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 05:34 PM

Wow I am enjoying.. Not.. A soy burger oh well Lol some day they will find out soy is terrible for you tee hee


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 12:55 PM

"Bob Dylemma" Hahahahaaa! I am gonna use that one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 11:58 AM

Mornin,Dan.It's evenin' here.But Mornin,anyway.




Bob Dylemma


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 11:53 AM

Good morning all


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 05:54 AM

Mornin, Dan. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 04:46 AM

You have to collect it yourself.

It's So disgusting they pay you to take it away!


David


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Jul 14 - 02:50 AM

pooh/em>,Rap. Most fish don't come that small in Alaska.


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 11:21 PM

You ain't been fishin' until you hook into a 15 pound steelhead.


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 08:57 PM

Good news, Dan. BM


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 08:49 PM

No jello no no


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 08:47 PM

Lol. I am doing fine walking a lot and oh yeah fishing


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 08:03 PM

yuk!. do I have to collect it myself, David?

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: fat B****rd
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 01:27 PM

Hello,Dan. I haven't asked for a while but, how ARE ya doin'. ATB from Charlie.


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 01:12 PM

I second gnu: How are you doing,Dan?


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: David C. Carter
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 01:02 PM

Sandra in Sydney,Slime Green Jello with purple polker dots would do the trick.

You can get it in any local abatoir near you.



David


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 14 - 12:48 PM

Must be some BIG fish! Whassssup? Enquiring minds want to know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 12:43 PM

Applauding both Stringsinger and Severn's posts.....
C, don't B-flat, B#, but B natural!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Stringsinger
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 10:42 AM

Hope you recover soon Dan. Two essential safeguards against genetics , 1. diet and 2. exercise.


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Severn
Date: 11 Jul 14 - 08:37 AM

That was the idea. Hang in there, my friend!


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 10 Jul 14 - 05:16 PM

Severn.. Can't stop laughing


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: Severn
Date: 10 Jul 14 - 09:16 AM

If you catch that huge muskie, it will be amidst some Jello sea, as green as the envy of all the other fishermen in here who constantly cast their bait and debait (and some are masters at baiting, stroke victims or not) on some frail thread or another, occasionally with a hook or two left over from their songwriting efforts. Anyway, Oldfisherdude, don't let the bass turds get you down or the soprano ones, for that matter!.........


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jul 14 - 08:15 AM

Slack lime? Hmmm... slack lime jello?


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: olddude
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 10:54 PM

Lol ok well I get ya a picture when I nail that 60. Inc muskie oh yeah I am on the hunt. With heavy gear


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 07:50 PM

A Jello Fish!

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 04:01 PM

Dan caught one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 03:54 PM

So, are we gonna get any pics, me old trout?


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Subject: RE: BS: Olddude heart attack
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 14 - 07:25 AM

Glad to hear you are able to fish. Passion is good.


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