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BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin

GUEST,Jacqui's Jocular Jack Frost 14 Nov 13 - 01:33 PM
ranger1 13 Nov 13 - 07:30 AM
vectis 13 Nov 13 - 04:49 AM
GUEST,guest ranger1 s secert santa 13 Nov 13 - 03:36 AM
Sandra in Sydney 13 Nov 13 - 01:04 AM
ranger1 13 Nov 13 - 12:08 AM
artbrooks 12 Nov 13 - 09:22 PM
GUEST,The Upside-down Santa of Vectis 12 Nov 13 - 05:59 PM
GUEST,Amergin's Amiable Arctic Representative 12 Nov 13 - 04:03 PM
ranger1 12 Nov 13 - 03:59 PM
Amergin 12 Nov 13 - 03:51 PM
GUEST,The Hollow Secret 11 Nov 13 - 10:27 AM
maeve 11 Nov 13 - 05:35 AM
GUEST,Elf in charge if international deliveries to 10 Nov 13 - 11:08 PM
jacqui.c 10 Nov 13 - 10:56 PM
Amergin 10 Nov 13 - 06:43 PM
GUEST,Jacqui's Jocular Jack Frost 10 Nov 13 - 06:36 PM
dulcimer42 10 Nov 13 - 06:01 PM
GUEST,becca72 on the mobile 10 Nov 13 - 05:15 PM
GUEST,Maeve's Meditative MidWinter Magus 09 Nov 13 - 06:08 PM
Firecat 09 Nov 13 - 12:35 PM
Sandra in Sydney 08 Nov 13 - 08:53 PM
artbrooks 08 Nov 13 - 07:17 PM
Rapparee 08 Nov 13 - 06:37 PM
GUEST,Becca72's Concealed Claus 08 Nov 13 - 05:37 PM
greg stephens 08 Nov 13 - 05:33 PM
Anne Lister 08 Nov 13 - 03:19 PM
GUEST,Amergin's Amiable Arctic Representative 08 Nov 13 - 01:13 PM
billybob 08 Nov 13 - 12:52 PM
Becca72 08 Nov 13 - 08:51 AM
Firecat 08 Nov 13 - 03:26 AM
GUEST 07 Nov 13 - 11:45 PM
GUEST,Firecat's Santa Imposter 07 Nov 13 - 11:34 PM
Amergin 07 Nov 13 - 06:01 PM
Joe Offer 07 Nov 13 - 05:38 PM
GUEST,Becca72's Concealed Claus 07 Nov 13 - 04:40 PM
Stilly River Sage 07 Nov 13 - 04:14 PM
Becca72 07 Nov 13 - 03:54 PM
GUEST,Greg Stephens' Santa 07 Nov 13 - 03:19 PM
Amergin 07 Nov 13 - 03:11 PM
jacqui.c 07 Nov 13 - 02:43 PM
Becca72 07 Nov 13 - 11:16 AM
ranger1 07 Nov 13 - 10:55 AM
Firecat 07 Nov 13 - 10:23 AM
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Sandra in Sydney 07 Nov 13 - 08:40 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Jacqui's Jocular Jack Frost
Date: 14 Nov 13 - 01:33 PM

Hmmmm. You might just have a point there, Jacqui. Of course, I could just distract him with some naked llamas, so that I might make my clean getaway.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: ranger1
Date: 13 Nov 13 - 07:30 AM

Yay! My Santa isn't getting tipsy at the pub with Art Brooks' Santa! Sorry Art! But you still have Sandra to commiserate with.

Alas, Santa, no snow yet. Hoping for a bunch by Christmas, though. And I don't have room for a tree indoors, so I'll just leave space on the table, along with a plate of cookies and a beverage.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: vectis
Date: 13 Nov 13 - 04:49 AM

To my upside down santa:

Foodstuffs that have been manufactured are OK, handmade stuff is the problem as are vegetation and animal products. You would't believe what I had to leave behind when I emigrated down here. Sorry :-(


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,guest ranger1 s secert santa
Date: 13 Nov 13 - 03:36 AM

So you have been a good girl? That's all I was waiting to hear!

Do I leave your present under the tree? I hope you have snow out there in the woods because my reindeer cannot fly without the white stuff.
Will be putting on me boots and jolly red coat and flying your way soon..................................


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 13 Nov 13 - 01:04 AM

mine must be there, too!


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: ranger1
Date: 13 Nov 13 - 12:08 AM

Art, maybe your Santa and mine are getting tipsy in some pub together.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: artbrooks
Date: 12 Nov 13 - 09:22 PM

Santa?


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,The Upside-down Santa of Vectis
Date: 12 Nov 13 - 05:59 PM

Well, it appears that the ordinary postal services have restricted and prohibited almost anything that could possibly be sent to New Zealand. We shall have to find an alternative extraordinary method of transporting your gift, on dragon-back perhaps?


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Amergin's Amiable Arctic Representative
Date: 12 Nov 13 - 04:03 PM

(slaps forehead) AIR HOLES! I knew I forgot something last time.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: ranger1
Date: 12 Nov 13 - 03:59 PM

Santa? Where ya at? I been good this year, honest!


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Amergin
Date: 12 Nov 13 - 03:51 PM

I just thought I'd refresh this to remind my Santa to put air holes in the box when s/he ships that girl over. I know some people like that sort of thing, but dead ones aren't much fun....they just lie there.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,The Hollow Secret
Date: 11 Nov 13 - 10:27 AM

Dear heart, you said "info to follow". Wherezit? Cinders and gummybears may be your lot.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: maeve
Date: 11 Nov 13 - 05:35 AM

Dear Maeve's Meditative MidWinter Magus,

Thank you for your thoughtful missive.
Regarding your subtle request for Moxie, Lobster, and Chowder-
While we would be delighted to prepare a welcoming meal
for you, we are inland from coastal waters and sou'east from Moxieland.
Even so, we have plenty of moxie and will happily lob some well-stered chow onto our Santa Plate over der.

Kindly caution your elves to conduct their recognizance visits without
disturbing the bantams- they work hard and need their sleep.

Thank you,

Maeve Being Good


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Elf in charge if international deliveries to
Date: 10 Nov 13 - 11:08 PM

So if the postal workers ask , I shall tell them I am shipping worthless reindeer poo. That should avoid taxation. But they might think that's toxic waste. Better come up with a better idea, but it shall definitely be something officially of low worth! Can 't have you paying to receive a gift cram Santa,


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Nov 13 - 10:56 PM

I got a Santa!

Being a very polite person, if you DID get me the item mentioned I would have to listen to it, but then you might have Kendall hunting you to the ends of the earth for poluting the air with 'noise'. Would it be worth it, do you think?


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Amergin
Date: 10 Nov 13 - 06:43 PM

Santa, please don't forget to put air holes in the box this time!


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Jacqui's Jocular Jack Frost
Date: 10 Nov 13 - 06:36 PM

So, I am guessing you want me to get you the Best of Tupac Shakur and the 2 Live Crew box set.

I am sure I can come up with that, though, customs might not like it. I suppose I could smuggle it inside a blizzard or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: dulcimer42
Date: 10 Nov 13 - 06:01 PM

I have not heard from my Santa yet. Are you out there Santa?


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,becca72 on the mobile
Date: 10 Nov 13 - 05:15 PM

I do have pierced ears :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Maeve's Meditative MidWinter Magus
Date: 09 Nov 13 - 06:08 PM

To let you know that I am here and thinking of you, my dear. Wondering what would please you best ... The reindeer are excited about visiting your part of the world and at least one elf is already licking his lips at the thought of lobsters. We shall see what we can do.
If you could see your way to providing a bowl of chowder, that would be much appreciated - and possibly a glass of Moxie?


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Firecat
Date: 09 Nov 13 - 12:35 PM

Bump


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 08:53 PM

ooh, Rap, lucky you - is Iceboy back?


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: artbrooks
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 07:17 PM

I have a santee, but it's a deep dark secret, so I can't do hints. Quel bummer.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 06:37 PM

If not, your elf can take care of it for her.

I've got a secret santee too and is s/he going to be surprised! I know I was, because I didn't thing any Catters were in Antarctica. Of course, it IS summer there at the moment so there are probably beach parties and things.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Becca72's Concealed Claus
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 05:37 PM

Glad to hear it.

One of my elves has raised another query. Do you have pierced ears?

CC


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: greg stephens
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 05:33 PM

I like spice. I like coffee. I like local music. There's enough hints for my kindly Santa.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Anne Lister
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 03:19 PM

Oooh - so that Guest was my Santa? And I didn't get a close look at you!
Monmouthshire, dear Santa, is on the south eastern side of Wales, just before you get to England. It has a noble history and was the birthplace of Charles Rolls (as in Rolls Royce), Henry V and many others. So setting your reindeer's SatNav to the post code given will bring your sleigh to our door, pretty much.
Normally speaking I know you don't have any trouble with the taxman and import/export duties as you simply fly above their heads ... but gifts from outside the UK coming in are free of tax if the value is £36.00 or below as long as you haven't put any special delivery charges on top of the value of the goods.
Does that help?


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Amergin's Amiable Arctic Representative
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 01:13 PM

Hmmm, so you like photography, writing and pretty young things, eh?
Give Santa a little time to figure out how to lure her into the shipping package...


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: billybob
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 12:52 PM

Whoo hoo, I know who I have to send too,
such fun, off to find some goodies........................


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Becca72
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 08:51 AM

Oh, hello Santa! Didn't see you there. I was being good. No really. Don't listen to my wicked step mummy.

I definitely believe in candy! Preferrably chocolate of the dark variety :-) Maple, however, is evil and must be stopped along with its minion, the raisin.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Firecat
Date: 08 Nov 13 - 03:26 AM

Squee!

As to the meatistness, the only meat I will eat is free-range chicken. I was vegetarian for 10 years, though.


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Subject: Yo! Anne Lister. Where are you anyway?
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 11:45 PM

My sleigh is never going to find you. UK, I get that, but where ua Monmouthshire?    I hear that last year my elves were a little slow and that your gift was costly to receive.   Any hints in how I can avoid that this year?


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Firecat's Santa Imposter
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 11:34 PM

I believe in Joe Offer. I am an Imposter.

Hmm...Firecat is in the UK. Do they eat liver in the UK? I could send some. Raw liver is very interesting to post. If it is delivered at all it is generally a different colour from when it started. She didn't say whether or not she ate meat. She could be a Vegan, having come here on a starship from Vega. Well, I have time to search everywhere, to the very ends of the Earth, to find something "appropriate."

Or she could be a Dalek or have been with The Master on Gallifrey. Oh my goodness! Thank the lord that I have a Tardis.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Amergin
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 06:01 PM

I dunno, Joe....Santa has been tormenting me with coal ever since I was a boy....


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Joe Offer
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 05:38 PM

Santa wouldn't torment anyone. You guys must be...

Impostors!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Becca72's Concealed Claus
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 04:40 PM

Hello...

Hope you've been good this year.

Thank you for the hints. I have sent the elves searching with swatches of material in your favorite colors.

One other piece of information is required. What is your view on candy?

CC


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 04:14 PM

All Santees have been assigned.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Becca72
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 03:54 PM

lol Amergin


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: GUEST,Greg Stephens' Santa
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 03:19 PM

Greg me boy, you didn't give Santa much to go on. How about answering a question or two: Are you a coffee drinker at all? Like spicy things or barbecue?


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Amergin
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 03:11 PM

I haven't received mine yet....but I'm hoping for one who's cute, young, female...and wouldn't mind self portraits of me wearing depends....in various sexy poses.


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 02:43 PM

I got my Santee! Now the fun begins.........
















Hehehehehehehe....................


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Becca72
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 11:16 AM

Santa is Coming


Thanks, Stilly!


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: ranger1
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 10:55 AM

Hey, where's mine?!


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Firecat
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 10:23 AM

I have my Santee! Yay! Now to find out what he/she likes...


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Subject: RE: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 10:19 AM

I don't got nothin'. Nobody like me and so I don't like nobody. Nyah. So there.


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Subject: BS: 2013 Secret Santa tormenting can begin
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 07 Nov 13 - 08:40 AM

I have a Santee! Many thankyous, Stilly

I've read their hints, & have some ideas

hee hee heee

ho ho ho

sandra


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