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BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???

Mooh 05 Apr 13 - 12:27 PM
GUEST,Eliza 05 Apr 13 - 03:03 PM
gnu 06 Apr 13 - 08:32 AM
maeve 06 Apr 13 - 08:44 AM
Bobert 06 Apr 13 - 08:57 AM
mayomick 06 Apr 13 - 09:00 AM
Jack the Sailor 06 Apr 13 - 09:31 AM
Ed T 06 Apr 13 - 09:59 AM
Ed T 06 Apr 13 - 10:10 AM
Gutcher 06 Apr 13 - 01:06 PM
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GUEST,Eliza 07 Apr 13 - 05:42 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Mooh
Date: 05 Apr 13 - 12:27 PM

I pee in my backyard in town all the time, just last evening for that matter. The tornado of 2011 means we have a new privacy fence but many missing trees and the church next door is gone, so it's no easier not to be seen from the neighbouring windows. No matter, it's my risk and my property so I don't care. Peeing in the holes that the dogs dig seems to discourage them from digging there again (as does burying their own excrement there). Otherwise I'm not too discriminating, as long as I think I'm not visible.

Up north in the woods likewise, I simply go when I need to go, as long as I'm not exposed. Well, I won't pee on a path.

The amazing expanding prostate sometimes doesn't give one a choice. This is why it's nice to be perfectly comfortable doing it at the side of the road too.

Men and dogs, we're of a kind.

Peace, Mooh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 05 Apr 13 - 03:03 PM

LOL John, I might enjoy having my leg pulled! I just assumed that it's illegal to urinate in public. If 'the woods' are on private land I imagine it's ok, but if they're in, say, a public parkland, a passing Warden could probably tell you off.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: gnu
Date: 06 Apr 13 - 08:32 AM

I recall an estate worker was let go after he was seen urinating in the woods within sight of Liz. Google does not recall this incident.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: maeve
Date: 06 Apr 13 - 08:44 AM

LH- "Used to be back in the Indian times...Indians would have been simultaneously amused and appalled at this..."

We're still here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Apr 13 - 08:57 AM

I didn't mention that there is something very satisfying about peeing outdoors that just doesn't match up with using indoor plumbing fixtures...

I mean, it can be 20 degrees outside and rather than use the bathroom I'll slip on a pair of Crocks that I keep by the door and take care of business outside...

Yeah, it frosts me willie burger but, hey... Man gotta do what a man gotta do... Right???

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: mayomick
Date: 06 Apr 13 - 09:00 AM

If you were 400 feet away with your back to the kid, how did he know what you were doing? You should play it like you are the victim of a peeeping tom.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 06 Apr 13 - 09:31 AM

"Indians would have been simultaneously amused and appalled at this, I imagine. "

Yes I imagine it was the prevailing concern to those who were dying of small pox on the Trail of Tears.

Tears of laughter they were! Laughing at the white soldiers' sanitary habits.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Apr 13 - 09:59 AM

The proper way to pee in the woods


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Apr 13 - 10:10 AM

Guys, spell your name, stupid


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Gutcher
Date: 06 Apr 13 - 01:06 PM

Old Hebridean Islander agrieved at having to go outside for a smoke at his pipe answers nosey tourist who askes if he is enjoying his smoke=-man he says, when I was young we smoked in the house and shat outside now we shit in the house and have to go outside for a smoke..                                                             My harris tweed jacket [early 1950s.] smells of pee if it gets wet from a shower of rain. Check out mordants!


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: open mike
Date: 06 Apr 13 - 10:58 PM

Peeing in the woods? what about peeing into the stream? after years of being trained not to pee in the stream/creek/river, I went on a raft trip down the Green River in Utah where we were instructed to pee in the water.....hard thing to get used to. the area has so little rain and so many campers on the river that if everyone peed around the camp sites it would be a stinkin' mess. Speaking of messes, we had to pack out our poop....for which we employed an ammo box fitted with a toilet seat...

this peeing in the stream deal is common practice on the colorado river and many others...especially in the west...does anyone else have experience with this?

oh, and I have heard that there is a fish in the amazon, Candirus, which is rumoured to swim into people's orafices if they pee in the amazon river. there have been cases of these fish lodged in penis and vagina, so watch out!


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 07 Apr 13 - 05:42 AM

I knew a chap long ago who liked diving off the coast of Scotland. (No idea why, as the sea was so rough the water wasn't at all clear and he could see practically nothing!) He told me he and his mates weed into their wetsuits to warm themselves up a bit. Groooo!


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