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BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???

Van 03 Apr 13 - 01:39 AM
Don Firth 03 Apr 13 - 01:26 AM
GUEST,olddude 03 Apr 13 - 01:08 AM
Jack the Sailor 03 Apr 13 - 12:25 AM
Rapparee 02 Apr 13 - 11:30 PM
gnu 02 Apr 13 - 10:44 PM
Bobert 02 Apr 13 - 09:35 PM
GUEST,olddude 02 Apr 13 - 09:27 PM
Bobert 02 Apr 13 - 09:11 PM
Greg F. 02 Apr 13 - 08:47 PM
JohnInKansas 02 Apr 13 - 08:39 PM
Bobert 02 Apr 13 - 08:35 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Van
Date: 03 Apr 13 - 01:39 AM

If you're peeing in your own woods what the hell has it to do with anyone else?


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Don Firth
Date: 03 Apr 13 - 01:26 AM

Well, let's put it this way:

Are bears Catholic?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

If it was illegal, think of all the Boy Scouts over the years who would be law breakers. And Dan'l Boone. And Adam and Eve. And. . . .

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 03 Apr 13 - 01:08 AM

Well whatever ya do, don't lay on yer back and piss .. that just won't work there Bobster


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 03 Apr 13 - 12:25 AM

Can't you make a little blind or something? Pee behind the tractor or something?


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Apr 13 - 11:30 PM

Next time climb up the tree and pee down. That'll give 'em something to really talk about.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: gnu
Date: 02 Apr 13 - 10:44 PM

100'... hahahahaa.

No. Piss away. Anyone who doesn't piss can piss and moan about it. That preeetty much covers yer ass far as I am concerned.

Ye got folks down south that don't pee? Strikes me as odd.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Apr 13 - 09:35 PM

Man, at 400 feet my equipment ain't all that admirable, Ol'ster... I mean, even at 100 feet...

B;~(


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 02 Apr 13 - 09:27 PM

No it is not .. they were just admiring your equipmebt there Bobster


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Apr 13 - 09:11 PM

I was 400 feet from the closest witness and with my back to the kid, gol danged it...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Greg F.
Date: 02 Apr 13 - 08:47 PM

Prob'ly also depends upon WHO ya pee on.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 02 Apr 13 - 08:39 PM

That's something that depends a lot on local ordinances - and on who's standing next to the tree you pee on.

John


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Subject: BS: Is peein' in the woods illegal???
From: Bobert
Date: 02 Apr 13 - 08:35 PM

Well, I gotta admit that lotta times when I gotta pee and I'm outside and live in 6 very secluded acres so...

...hey, ya' gotta go, ya' gotta go...

Seems that a neighbor's son saw me pee... No, I had my back to him and best I can figure he was at least 400 feet from me but his mom said something to me... She was kinda trying to laugh it off but why bring it up if it ain't nothin'...

So, to pee or not to pee, that is the question... In the woods, that is and at least 400 feet from anyone seein' ya' peein'...

B~


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