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BS: The right to carry a gnu

GUEST 30 Dec 12 - 11:47 AM
gnu 30 Dec 12 - 08:07 AM
John MacKenzie 30 Dec 12 - 05:41 AM
John P 29 Dec 12 - 08:41 PM
gnu 29 Dec 12 - 08:39 PM
John MacKenzie 29 Dec 12 - 08:18 PM
Amos 29 Dec 12 - 02:09 PM
Ed T 29 Dec 12 - 12:55 PM
olddude 29 Dec 12 - 12:33 PM
John MacKenzie 29 Dec 12 - 05:51 AM
gnu 28 Dec 12 - 06:43 PM
olddude 28 Dec 12 - 06:29 PM
John MacKenzie 28 Dec 12 - 06:03 PM
gnu 28 Dec 12 - 05:26 PM
GUEST,Eliza 28 Dec 12 - 04:44 PM
Ed T 28 Dec 12 - 03:22 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 28 Dec 12 - 02:43 PM
gnu 28 Dec 12 - 02:10 PM
Amos 28 Dec 12 - 02:05 PM
GUEST,Eliza 28 Dec 12 - 02:03 PM
Pete Jennings 28 Dec 12 - 01:45 PM
GUEST,Eliza 28 Dec 12 - 01:32 PM
Jack the Sailor 28 Dec 12 - 12:59 PM
olddude 28 Dec 12 - 12:57 PM
foggers 28 Dec 12 - 11:23 AM
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Mysha 28 Dec 12 - 06:52 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Dec 12 - 11:47 AM

If there isn't a prize for amusing thread titles - there should be and the op should get it
Thanks for bringing a little light relief to a horrificly depressing, confusing and all-too-common subjet
Happy Gnu Yaer
Jim Carroll


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: gnu
Date: 30 Dec 12 - 08:07 AM

Oh my! Sloshed at 9:39PM! That's (not) gnu. Thanks, John.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Dec 12 - 05:41 AM

Kelly the Boy from Killane You'll find the word used in this song g. Which is what Amos is quoting from.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: John P
Date: 29 Dec 12 - 08:41 PM

Yak, yak, yak.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: gnu
Date: 29 Dec 12 - 08:39 PM

"Shelmalier?"

Huh? I am not familier with the term.... or even know if it was directed in my direction???


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Dec 12 - 08:18 PM

That like a bird dog?


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Amos
Date: 29 Dec 12 - 02:09 PM

What's the Gnus, oh, my bold Shelmalier?

I don't need to lose 110 pounds--which I applaud heartily--because I already have a Gnu look. I have a Gnu dog, too, not to be confused with a duckdog.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Dec 12 - 12:55 PM

Be happy in the Gnu Gnear, gnu?

That's not a leap:)


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: olddude
Date: 29 Dec 12 - 12:33 PM

LOL I know you did my brother but can't stop teasing ya. Happy New Gnu :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Dec 12 - 05:51 AM

SWoon be time to say Happy Gnu Year, again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 06:43 PM

Dan... welcome back. I hope your vacation was good.

I fought long and hard (2.5+ years) to lose 110 pounds. So, when you say you won't carry my fat ass? Fact is, ya don't hafta. Yo, Dan... check this post out... ya gotta go to the thread to get the link... yer gonna laff!

Subject: BS: Whadja git fer Christmas 2012?
From:gnu - PM
Date: 25 Dec 12 - 03:28 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: olddude
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 06:29 PM

I am hear to tell ya, I ain't carrying his fat ass around no I am not. I just don't have the back anymore ... so GNU, you be walkin


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 06:03 PM

Pardom me boss. is this the cat that chewed yer gnu shoes?


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 05:26 PM

Eliza... not to be confused with the Windybeeste, which is a gnu who's had too much Budweiser. It's an ill Windybeeste that blows no good.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 04:44 PM

WHen I was about six, I read in an animal book about these animals in Africa called wildebeests. For ages I pronounced this 'wildee beesties'. My parents never corrected me, as they thought it was funny.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Ed T
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 03:22 PM

Maybe the soon-to-be gnu year will bring in a gnu and improved gnu, (versus the no-so improved gnu)?


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 02:43 PM

You are taking on a hell of a job keeping an animal whose idea of "Walkies" is an annual migration from Gnu Brunswick to Gnu Orleans.

You are going to get very footsore.

You'll need several pairs of Gnu shoes.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 02:10 PM

Eliza... as in taurinus a new one?

Amos... I could sunburn just bookin a flight to visit you in sunny Calleeforneeahhh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Amos
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 02:05 PM

Nothing is really Gnu under the sun. He burns too easily...


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 02:03 PM

Gnu, did you know your 'posh' name is Connochaetes taurinus? Bit of a mouthful.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 01:45 PM

Bayonet or screw fit light bulb? There's a big difference between bayonetting and screwing...


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 01:32 PM

Oh good. When I next need some change, I'll know where to look!


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 12:59 PM

Budda Gnu says "Change comes from within."


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: olddude
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 12:57 PM

which leads to a bigger question. how many gnu's does it take to change a light bulb?


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: foggers
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 11:23 AM

And who can forget Tom Cruise's mesmerising and bison-like performance in "Top Gnu"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 07:30 AM

Ena, Minnie and Martha in the snug!


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Mysha
Date: 28 Dec 12 - 06:52 AM

Can todays gnus still hoot peas then?


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Ed T
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 01:33 PM

The gnufight at OK Coral (or, the Circle K convenience store, Couche-Tard in Quebec)


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 01:16 PM

The gnu Screech


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 12:52 PM

And also of Gnufie jokes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Ed T
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 09:21 AM

Beware of dyslexic gnu, nug ngu, or ung salesmen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Ed T
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 09:18 AM

Beware of any "Greecy" gnu salesman.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 08:51 AM

No gnus is good gnus!

Er, hang on, on second thoughts...


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Nigel Paterson
Date: 27 Dec 12 - 05:26 AM

I would cheerfully carry gnu to the furthermost corners of the planet & back, should that service ever be required!
                                     Nigel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: gnu
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 06:17 PM

No, Eliza, but I have been Greeced... in a way. It was gnu to me and I'll never forget her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 06:04 PM

Just why would anyone put a gnu in a half-cocked position?

Someone had to ask it:)


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 06:01 PM

There's a rather posh neighborhood in Pensacola called "Gabarone". One of the wealthy homeowners, an elderly bachelor with no heirs or close relatives, spent his dying days in a local hospital operated by the Catholic Church. He received excellent care and, to show his gratitude, willed his mansion to the Church with the stipulation that it be used as a retirement facility for nurses from the hospital. Those retirees are, of course, the nuns of Gabarone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 05:23 PM

gnu, have you and your friends ever been to Navarone by any chance?


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 04:26 PM

""I sell gnus to every army but the Salvation Army.""
-Lord of War


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 04:01 PM

Ba-dump-bump!


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 04:00 PM

""Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.

Drebin: It is. That's why I carry a big gnu.

Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?

Drebin: I used to have that problem.

Jane: What did you do about it?

Drebin: I just think about baseball.""


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 03:54 PM

""He carries a small gnu, to compensate for a huge pecker""


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 03:35 PM

Happiness is a warm Gnu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 12:45 PM

I asked myself, "What is a gnu, actually?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwmBtcc64nM


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 08:26 AM

The gnu evolved from a peashooter


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 08:25 AM

""Naked Gnu?

Nope. Don't want to go there.... ""


You are just "so ethical", LH- :)-;)


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 07:08 AM

Chortle chortle


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 07:04 AM

And let us not forget Custard's Last Stand.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: Dead Horse
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 06:58 AM

And a Happy Gnu Year to one and all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The right to carry a gnu
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 26 Dec 12 - 04:23 AM

The National Trifle Association stands with the Fondant Fathers on this.


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