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BS: More Uxbridge Definitions

Ebbie 03 Jul 12 - 06:36 PM
Nigel Parsons 04 Jul 12 - 05:18 AM
Michael 04 Jul 12 - 05:30 AM
Mr Happy 04 Jul 12 - 07:34 AM
JohnDun 04 Jul 12 - 08:04 AM
Nigel Parsons 04 Jul 12 - 08:06 AM
Nigel Parsons 04 Jul 12 - 08:09 AM
frogprince 27 Apr 15 - 07:40 PM
GUEST,Sol 27 Apr 15 - 08:48 PM
GUEST 28 Apr 15 - 03:43 AM
Mr Red 28 Apr 15 - 05:46 AM
Nigel Parsons 28 Apr 15 - 11:25 AM
Nigel Parsons 28 Apr 15 - 11:30 AM
Mr Red 29 Apr 15 - 03:33 AM
Roger the Skiffler 29 Apr 15 - 11:41 AM
GUEST,Sol 30 Apr 15 - 09:44 AM
Nigel Parsons 30 Apr 15 - 11:07 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Jul 12 - 06:36 PM

But, of course. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 04 Jul 12 - 05:18 AM

Uxbridge: Ucks (as in ducks) Bridge (as in thing ducks often go under)

Nigel
(pronunciations simplified!)


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Michael
Date: 04 Jul 12 - 05:30 AM

Surely its pronounced 'Axbridge'.

Mike


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Jul 12 - 07:34 AM

.......& then there's Dunstable, where the weather's likely to be unstable!!


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: JohnDun
Date: 04 Jul 12 - 08:04 AM

No,   that's not right...   it's been raining constantly for a week now.

Chester......    Natural covering of the torso.



15 - 15


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 04 Jul 12 - 08:06 AM

Michael:
Surely its pronounced 'Axbridge'.
Doesn't that get confused with Axbridge in Somerset?
Or is Axbridge pronounced Uxbridge to compensate?


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 04 Jul 12 - 08:09 AM

Dunstable: Brown outhouse
Oxford: Crossing place for cattle
Cowbridge: Another crossing place for cattle


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: frogprince
Date: 27 Apr 15 - 07:40 PM

moussaka: Japanese beverage fermented from milk


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: GUEST,Sol
Date: 27 Apr 15 - 08:48 PM

Everton = Tennis Player takes to court
Newcastle = Bomb Katie Hopkins
Arsenal = Derriere & the rest
Ipswich = New ball & socket joint at the top of the leg
Aberdeen = Naked Clergyman


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Apr 15 - 03:43 AM

Stephen Fry's unbroadcast definition gets my vote:-

Countryside - Killing Piers Morgan


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Red
Date: 28 Apr 15 - 05:46 AM

LOL - but I thought I heard it in QI XL.

Folk Club - 1) a riot with sticks. 2) Morris set
Banjo - ban all banjo players called Joe. For a start!
masterfull - heavy meal
Chew Magna - heavy meal
Little Eaton - light meal
Thame Oxon - harmless bullshit
Leeds - where others only follow
Stratford - if Ford ever made guitars, they would sound like this.
Maidenhead - were one gets lost.
Crediton - 900% APR (I aint joking)
Cockermouth - can't think of one for this which is a bit of a blow.
Penistone - nice to see you, to see you nice!
Folkstone - that sound you get with a finger in your ear.
Dover - pigeon fancier.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 28 Apr 15 - 11:25 AM

Cardiff - Road rage
Swanea - High note in Tchaikovsky ballet
Newport - Should be laid down for a decade
Cwmbran - miscoloured genital discharge


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 28 Apr 15 - 11:30 AM

Sorry, that should have been 'Swansea'


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Red
Date: 29 Apr 15 - 03:33 AM

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch - cunning linguist


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 29 Apr 15 - 11:41 AM

Euro: what a cox tells the eight


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: GUEST,Sol
Date: 30 Apr 15 - 09:44 AM

more: -

Silicosis: Female relation with breast implant
Diabetic: Welsh compulsive gambler
Tuberculosis: Fear of London underground
Gonnorhea: Morning roll call at STD camp
Obesity: Where most medal holders live
Hypothermia: winter clothes for river mammals
Rheumatism : Doctrine that everybody should live in a bedsit.
Typhus: Argument at Golf Clubhouse door
Impetigo: Miner's job description


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 30 Apr 15 - 11:07 AM

Diarrhoea: Welsman with woad nether regions / Overdrawn Welshman
Diode: Welshman no longer in debt
Diagnostic; non chapel-goer


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