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BS: More Uxbridge Definitions

Mr Happy 21 Apr 12 - 07:12 AM
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Wolfhound person 22 Apr 12 - 08:10 AM
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Mr Happy 24 Apr 12 - 11:55 AM
Michael 24 Apr 12 - 02:16 PM
Mr Happy 25 Apr 12 - 04:59 AM
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Subject: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Apr 12 - 07:12 AM

Balderdash: School sports day granddads race

Sublime: Under tree

Capercailie: Energetic folk dance


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Apr 12 - 08:01 AM

Fervent: Animal hole

Hideyhole: Aperture in skin

Futile: Ceramics shortage


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Will Fly
Date: 21 Apr 12 - 09:30 AM

Blunderbuss: Omnibus taking the wrong route


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 21 Apr 12 - 09:59 AM

When I worked for a certain global IT company, its European HQ was in Uxbridge. A long running joke was that Uxbridge is an anagram of big durex and we all know what you find in big durexes...happy days.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: KHNic
Date: 21 Apr 12 - 04:37 PM

Solicitor - a female Barrister without briefs

and we all know Countryside.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Wolfhound person
Date: 22 Apr 12 - 08:10 AM

concrete - a scam from a large island in the Med.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Apr 12 - 11:16 AM

Coalesce: fuel shortage

Collage: Art school

Delegate: Entrance to wholefood shop


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: alanabit
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 03:23 AM

Sex - what one's coal is delivered in.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Will Fly
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 03:29 AM

wheelbarrow = flat, circular burial mound


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Michael
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 05:31 AM

Pompous = Australian cat.

Doggerel = Very bad weather in the sea area.

Incomplete = Pub is now built.

Caucasian = Irish of Indian extraction.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 06:21 AM

Mumbling: Mother's jewellery

Thinking: Underweight monarch

Sinecure: Exorcist


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Michael
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 07:41 AM

Incandescent = Going down in a flimsy lift.

Feline = below which my services are free.

Bovine = Climbing plant with sweaty perfume.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 03:20 PM

Shouldn't it be: "sex=what one's ashes are hauled in" ?


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Wolfhound person
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 05:12 PM

foundation - possible illegal immigrant

technical - to remove non-ferrous metal

wooden - comfortable space for attracting potential partner

garbage - also dressage - different to chronological age, as evidenced by clothing worn

Paws


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Michael
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 07:33 AM

Encounter = place to sell chickens.

Animal = Illness caused by hearing 'Tomorrow' yet again.

Example = slimmer than before.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 10:10 AM

Flatulent = your apartment, used by a friend

Romantic = oarsman with a twitch

Google = sticky white seabird


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: GUEST,Jon Heslop
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 10:28 AM

Venezuela - Gondola with harpoon gun mounted.

Political Asylum - House of Commons

Spar Lash - Sailors' knot named after the sond of a shantyman hitting the water


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 11:55 AM

Charisma: Cleaner with children

Petulant: Insect/flower hybrid

Lavatory: Conservative in pyroclastic flow


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Michael
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 02:16 PM

Withdrew = In Ms Barrymore's presence.

Withstood = In Mr Terkel's presence.

Wither = In The Wife's presence.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 04:59 AM

Pigments: Small people living in Africa

Figment: Piece of fruit

Presence of mind: Trying to recall what she wanted for her birthday

Bearing in mind: Thinking of having a ball!


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 06:24 AM

Extradition = used to be popular amongst folk singers

Copulate = "You took your time, Constable"

Copper nitrate = a policeman's shift pay


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: meself
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 10:44 AM

oxymoron: big, beefy fellow of limited intelligence


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: meself
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 11:04 AM

aiding and abetting: helping a bookie with your patronage


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 11:16 AM

Thanks, all, for the chuckles.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: meself
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 11:35 AM

understaffing: (military) situation in which a force comprised of yeomanry and peasant conscripts possesses inadequate ordnance for close-fighting


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: meself
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 11:41 AM

occident: 1) error or mishap involving an upper-class Englishman; 2)error or mishap involving an ox; e.g., a collision of ox-carts


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: meself
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 11:56 AM

counter-sue: female shop clerk, cashier or barmaid


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: meself
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 01:30 AM

dudgeon: subterranean prison or retreat, usu. for married men who have botched home renovations, prepared inadequate Valentine's Day festivities, forgotten anniversaries, etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: jonm
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 03:08 AM

creche: a coming-together of two motor-cars in Kensington

deforestation: Indian tree surgeon

cul-de-sac: castration


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Michael
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 06:14 AM

Counter-irritant = as above but not necessarily female.

Conspire = Not a real church

Contort = a a poor imitation of a rich cake.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 10:10 AM

Sycophant: Animal with pachydermatitis

Barrow: Quarrel in pub

Dissent: Undelivered


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Michael
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 10:40 AM

Comunard = It's difficult living with lots of other people.

Statement = The government's actual intention.

Investment = Buying the Vicar good quality robes.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: meself
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 11:00 AM

Wouldn't "dissent" mean just the opposite of "undelivered"? As in, "Did you send this?" "Dissent."


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 26 Apr 12 - 01:49 PM

Iron oxide = method for removing creases from leather

Taliban = make counting illegal

Early doors = entrance to the House of Lords


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 May 12 - 10:34 AM

Travesties: Collection of frocks for men

Parade: Help for father

Moraine: Weather outlook


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 May 12 - 10:02 AM

Dissent: Returned

Army: isyou, one stage in English as a Second Language


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: meself
Date: 09 May 12 - 11:55 PM

punctuation: unpleasant encounter or involvement with an aggressive and insolent young man


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 May 12 - 09:27 AM

Spinnaker: Ball twirling device

Tectonic: Sherlock's favourite tipple

Copulate: Tardy police


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Jun 12 - 10:45 AM

Shampoo: Imitation faeces

Shamrock: Artificial stone

Champagne: Malingerer's affectation


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Mr Happy
Date: 26 Jun 12 - 05:38 AM

Lactose: Digital deficit on feet


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: The Walrus
Date: 30 Jun 12 - 09:23 PM

Diameter: A Welsh device for measuring electrical current


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 03 Jul 12 - 08:06 AM

Crackdown: The first appearance of pubic hair.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Michael
Date: 03 Jul 12 - 08:37 AM

Pseud = pretend leather.

Obstacle = (nursing) thermometer, stethoscope etc.)
         = (child birth) stirrups, speculum etc.)

Presumptuous = before it was made posh.

Palisade = royal flunky.

Contort = pretend to be wronged

Consume = criminal's philosopher.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: meself
Date: 03 Jul 12 - 08:54 AM

manhandle: fleshy protuberance of male body, used to manipulate, manoeuvre, direct and control the male person


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: GUEST,Jon Heslop
Date: 03 Jul 12 - 12:43 PM

Hypocrisy - A system of government favoured by bankers,Tories and tax dodgers


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Michael
Date: 03 Jul 12 - 01:18 PM

Express = News of the World

Lupine = tree used as toilet

Expertise = Very good pole dancer


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Jul 12 - 01:35 PM

"manhandle: fleshy protuberance of male body, used to manipulate, manoeuvre, direct and control the male person" hahahah That is just too funny.


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: johncharles
Date: 03 Jul 12 - 02:34 PM

boron : unaccompanied ballad singer


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Jul 12 - 03:52 PM

Btw, I've been meaning to ask: Given the UK's incomprehensible oddities of pronunciation, how you pronounce 'Uxbridge'? "Oobit'? lol


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Subject: RE: BS: More Uxbridge Definitions
From: GUEST,Ebor_Fiddler
Date: 03 Jul 12 - 05:29 PM

One pronounces "Uxbridge" as "Uxbridge" of course.


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