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BS: Screw it, I'm....

Bobert 22 Apr 11 - 09:46 PM
Ron Davies 22 Apr 11 - 09:52 PM
bobad 22 Apr 11 - 09:58 PM
Wesley S 22 Apr 11 - 10:02 PM
J-boy 22 Apr 11 - 11:16 PM
Rapparee 22 Apr 11 - 11:17 PM
Smokey. 22 Apr 11 - 11:24 PM
Lizzie Cornish 1 23 Apr 11 - 03:34 AM
Micca 23 Apr 11 - 05:20 AM
Wolfhound person 23 Apr 11 - 05:23 AM
fat B****rd 23 Apr 11 - 07:01 AM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 23 Apr 11 - 08:09 AM
Bill D 23 Apr 11 - 12:41 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 23 Apr 11 - 01:38 PM
Dave MacKenzie 23 Apr 11 - 06:25 PM
frogprince 23 Apr 11 - 06:46 PM
gnu 23 Apr 11 - 08:28 PM
olddude 23 Apr 11 - 08:48 PM
Bill D 23 Apr 11 - 09:37 PM
beeliner 24 Apr 11 - 05:01 AM
Mrrzy 24 Apr 11 - 01:14 PM
Wesley S 25 Apr 11 - 11:03 AM
VirginiaTam 25 Apr 11 - 12:05 PM
Bill D 25 Apr 11 - 12:23 PM
Amos 25 Apr 11 - 01:21 PM
gnu 25 Apr 11 - 01:36 PM
VirginiaTam 25 Apr 11 - 01:54 PM
gnu 25 Apr 11 - 01:59 PM
Dave the Gnome 25 Apr 11 - 02:32 PM
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Subject: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 09:46 PM

...well, of course the easy answer is, "I'm out of here, right???

Okay, that is a given...

Here's the deal... There are many other ways to complete the thought, some serious, some not so... and others in between...

Have at it...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Ron Davies
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 09:52 PM

going to have use a Phillips head on this.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: bobad
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 09:58 PM

drunk.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Wesley S
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 10:02 PM

.... gonna put vodka in the orange juice.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: J-boy
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 11:16 PM

posting on mudcat for no good reason.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 11:17 PM

...too damned tired.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Smokey.
Date: 22 Apr 11 - 11:24 PM

...I'm... I'm... I'm... Uh. Sorry. Zzzzzz.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 03:34 AM

...addicted to Mudcat! :0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Micca
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 05:20 AM

Trying to undo a coffee bean with an electric screwdriver.. (ok, it was a dark corner and it looked like a rusted screwhead on what I was duismantling!!!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Wolfhound person
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 05:23 AM

....fed up with inadequate DIY


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: fat B****rd
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 07:01 AM

...lookin' over a four leafed clover


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 08:09 AM

...gonna vote for Chongo this time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 12:41 PM

....singing this in F!


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 01:38 PM

Can't this wait??!!??..I'm busy arguing with all the voices in my head!!

wink.

GfS


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 06:25 PM

I'm letting Harvey get on with it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 06:46 PM

You screw it; I'm committed to celibacy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: gnu
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 08:28 PM

I take severe offense froggy! As a celibater of well over ten years I find your post derogatory and demeaning to us non-fuckers. We have suffered the butt of such "humour" for far too long and I urge all celibaters to stand up and stop taking it!!!

I say, screw it... DON'T screw it!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: olddude
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 08:48 PM

Eating a lemon cookie with cream filling and drinking a decaf coffee ..
holding my little wiener dog ... What an exciting life I lead


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Apr 11 - 09:37 PM

....gonna abandon hope
















Chilly down here, ain't it, Virgil?


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: beeliner
Date: 24 Apr 11 - 05:01 AM

The best one I ever heard was from Arte Johnson, as "Tyrone", the dirty old man, on the Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In TV show of yore.

After making two passes at Ruth Buzzi, as "Gladys", and being clobbered both times, he says to himself, "Screw it, I'm gonna go home, jerk off, and come on my autographed picture of Teresa Brewer".

Obviously, it never made it past the censors, but was later released on an "outtakes" collection.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Mrrzy
Date: 24 Apr 11 - 01:14 PM

... out of chocolate already, and it's barely 1 pm!


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Wesley S
Date: 25 Apr 11 - 11:03 AM

Here's a solo acoustic version of the always entertaining Ray Wylie Hubbard singing:   



Screw you, we're from Texas


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 25 Apr 11 - 12:05 PM

Vissez le! Je suis jouant la loterie, cette semaine. Me souhaiter bonne chance!


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Apr 11 - 12:23 PM

*gasp* You do, and you'll clean it up!


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Amos
Date: 25 Apr 11 - 01:21 PM

En effet, vas-tu le partager?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: gnu
Date: 25 Apr 11 - 01:36 PM

VT... me too. If I win big, I'll share some. Not with Amos, of course. He's got more coin than he can spend.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 25 Apr 11 - 01:54 PM

I will host a Mudcat Tavern party at Amos' house when he goes on vacation again!


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: gnu
Date: 25 Apr 11 - 01:59 PM

I'll bring the chimp and dip... if he's outta jail.


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 25 Apr 11 - 02:32 PM

...hitting the 'submit button' :-)

MP


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Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: gnu
Date: 25 Apr 11 - 02:47 PM

MP.... hahahahahahaaaa

That's a gem! So are you.


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