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Mudcat Pub - Round 8

Big Mick 19 Aug 99 - 09:49 PM
MAG (inactive) 19 Aug 99 - 11:45 PM
DougR 20 Aug 99 - 12:51 AM
Barbara 20 Aug 99 - 01:46 AM
alison 20 Aug 99 - 03:05 AM
Jeri 20 Aug 99 - 08:42 AM
skarpi Iceland 20 Aug 99 - 08:48 AM
MMario 20 Aug 99 - 08:53 AM
catspaw49 20 Aug 99 - 08:54 AM
Lonesome EJ 20 Aug 99 - 12:29 PM
_gargoyle 20 Aug 99 - 01:22 PM
MMario 20 Aug 99 - 03:13 PM
DougR 21 Aug 99 - 01:50 AM
Peter T. 21 Aug 99 - 11:57 AM
Lonesome EJ 21 Aug 99 - 12:55 PM
katlaughing 21 Aug 99 - 09:17 PM
_gargoyle 22 Aug 99 - 12:32 AM
Margo 22 Aug 99 - 12:40 AM
_gargoyle 22 Aug 99 - 12:47 AM
MAG (inactive) 22 Aug 99 - 03:34 PM
katlaughing 22 Aug 99 - 03:40 PM
j0_77 22 Aug 99 - 03:56 PM
Llanfair 22 Aug 99 - 05:15 PM
MAG (inactive) 22 Aug 99 - 06:00 PM
j0_77 22 Aug 99 - 08:34 PM
Rick Fielding 22 Aug 99 - 09:50 PM
Margo 23 Aug 99 - 12:02 AM
j0_77 23 Aug 99 - 12:17 AM
Roger the zimmer 23 Aug 99 - 04:56 AM
Roger the zimmer 23 Aug 99 - 10:41 AM
Roger the zimmer 23 Aug 99 - 11:34 AM
MMario 23 Aug 99 - 11:53 AM
MMario 23 Aug 99 - 04:33 PM
Roger the zimmer 24 Aug 99 - 04:33 AM
MMario 24 Aug 99 - 09:07 AM
bbc 24 Aug 99 - 11:27 AM
Peter T. 24 Aug 99 - 02:52 PM
MMario 24 Aug 99 - 03:06 PM
Jeri 24 Aug 99 - 03:12 PM
catspaw49 24 Aug 99 - 05:05 PM
Big Mick 24 Aug 99 - 09:49 PM
katlaughing 24 Aug 99 - 10:06 PM
Big Mick 24 Aug 99 - 10:31 PM
catspaw49 24 Aug 99 - 10:46 PM
Jeri 24 Aug 99 - 11:00 PM
Susan A-R 24 Aug 99 - 11:26 PM
catspaw49 24 Aug 99 - 11:26 PM
catspaw49 24 Aug 99 - 11:45 PM
Cap't Bob 24 Aug 99 - 11:47 PM
Jeri 24 Aug 99 - 11:58 PM
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Subject: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Big Mick
Date: 19 Aug 99 - 09:49 PM

Ahhhh, much better. Now this is a joint!!! Everyone OK?? I know that that molecular deconstruction/reconstruction is a pain...........SHIT!!! The little fuzzy guys snuck on board...........Damn, I hope they don't hook up with Koko.

Hey Leej, how about Uncle Arthurs finest for all here. And let's get the song worked out for Susan's Da.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: MAG (inactive)
Date: 19 Aug 99 - 11:45 PM

Does he like "Yellowbird," or, (shudder) "Tumblin' Tumbleweeds?"

They DO harmonize nicely.

MA


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: DougR
Date: 20 Aug 99 - 12:51 AM

Big Mick:

I'll join you for a stiff one of any kind. I lost my Velma Tuesday morning and I'm very much in need of strong drink. We had 48 wonderful years together and I miss her terribly.

DougR


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Barbara
Date: 20 Aug 99 - 01:46 AM

Ahh, Doug, I'm so sorry. Let us set up a round around and one more glass -- at the empty place at the table next to you -- for Velma. What would she have liked? And would you like us to sing something for you or her?
Blessings,
Barbara


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: alison
Date: 20 Aug 99 - 03:05 AM

Doug, I am so sorry to hear about Velma. Take comfort in knowing that you are in the thoughts and prayers of people all around the world.

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Jeri
Date: 20 Aug 99 - 08:42 AM

Oh God, Doug, I'm so sorry. I can't do much more than offer a huge virtual hug and a shoulder to cry on, if I can stop crying long enough to be any good.

If and when you want to, please tell us about her.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: skarpi Iceland
Date: 20 Aug 99 - 08:48 AM

Hallo everyone, It is time for a good Guin.............? Last time I got one was three months ago. Doug , I am sorry to hear about your miss, but I hope you have some very good memorys to think off, beacouse in the memo she lives. may god be with you and be strong. all the best to you all from skarpi Iceland the land of Ice and Fire, it is getting dark again and short time to winter. so slán go foil.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: MMario
Date: 20 Aug 99 - 08:53 AM

Doug - There is so little one can do or say at a time like this. Our thoughts are with you.

MMario


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 Aug 99 - 08:54 AM

Hey group---Let's take our thoughts and prayers to the thread on "Thoughts for Doug".......it's good to have them all in one place, I know from experience.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 20 Aug 99 - 12:29 PM

Doug, I'm so sorry to hear of your loss, and lift a glass in your wife's memory.

Thanks Mick for getting us all out of Mudcat Tavern 7! That infernal graphic was locking my computer up every time. Hope everyone made it to the new location, as we had very little warning.

LEJ


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: _gargoyle
Date: 20 Aug 99 - 01:22 PM

Hey Mick,

Don't bogart that joint, my friend, pass it over to me.

RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllanotherone


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: MMario
Date: 20 Aug 99 - 03:13 PM

*softly - almost too quietly to be heard*

The day is not quite over
But I fear that I must sleep
Now I must leave the party
But I beg you, love, "Don't weep."

I've danced to fiddle music
and I've sung the songs we share
and I leave you now amongst the hands
of friends who truly care

When your're feeling lonely
Remember all the hours
That we have shared together
Amongst lifes brightest flowers

Just hold me in your memory
As I'll hold you in mine
And I promise I'll be waiting
That we'll meet another time


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: DougR
Date: 21 Aug 99 - 01:50 AM

Thank you, all of you, for your kind wishes and your prayers. I really appreciate it and I'm sure Velma would have also. What super people you all are.

DougR


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Peter T.
Date: 21 Aug 99 - 11:57 AM

Doug, one disadvantage of cyberspace is that while there is RealAudio, no one seems to have invented RealDrink. It has something to do with electricity and streaming technology. But I am sure that if we were a real tavern and not a virtual one, you would be subject to more hospitality than you could handle, and more good music than one can imagine. This strange medium gives us both the ability to come close to people, and to be conscious at exactly the same moment of how presumptuous it is to intrude, and how little this all is, really. It is a little like when people buy you a drink: a gesture, nothing more, that means to mean much more. And (thanks to Max, LEJ and bbc and the rest) this little convivial tavern space, which is more of a mad circus than anything else, is a bit of our gesture towards the sometime humourousness of things, and a bit of defiance in its own way, for what is drink if not defiance of sorrow (as the Irish put it). Which (to borrow a phrase from Frank Hamilton) is the milk run way of saying, if I could, I would at the least buy you a drink, and could someone out there roll out a bit of defiance in the form of a joke or a happy song?
yours, Peter T.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 21 Aug 99 - 12:55 PM

Stop me if you've heard this...

An orchestra was putting on a performance of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. There were two bass players who had a part in the first movement, and a part in the finale', but nothing in between. They requested permission from the conductor to leave the stage during the long period of inactivity, and were granted their request. At the end of the first movement, they exited the stage, and one said to the other "let's go across the street for a minute and grab a drink." They had one, then another, and finally one says "hadn't we better get back? They'll be getting close to the end." The other says "oh, don't worry. I've tied the last two pages of the conductor's sheet music together with string."

The two bassists finally returned to the auditorium, to see the conductor conducting with one hand while frantically trying to untie the string with the other. The audience were on the edge of their seats with tension. After all, it was the bottom of the Ninth, the score was tied, and the bassists were loaded.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Aug 99 - 09:17 PM

Glad you are here, Doug. Peter is right. You'd have lots of hugs and music:-)

LEeJ, I am LOL.

After a Saharian dry spell, I am ready for an amaretto sour. Oh, and LEeJ, would you make sure you lay on some martini fixin's? Please? MY EDDIE, the REAL one, made it by and will try to stop by the Tavern tomorrow for a couple of dry ones. First one is on me, okay?

Now, how about a tune?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: _gargoyle
Date: 22 Aug 99 - 12:32 AM

Undoubtably, "your Eddie" will be singin' The Old Grey Mare - She Ain't What She Used to Be

Belly Up to Bar Boys - the ^&%$#@!@%$ is buyin'


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Margo
Date: 22 Aug 99 - 12:40 AM

Lej, that is a crack up! I love that kind of humor- can you tell I 've already had a few tonight? I so seldom drink, and tonight I had two of these things they call Long Island Iced Tea. I'm pretty toasty from whatever is in them.

Life is funny and then you end up in the mudcat tavern!

M


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: _gargoyle
Date: 22 Aug 99 - 12:47 AM

Long Island Ice Tea

Vodka
Tequilla
White Rum
Gin
Sweet and Sour
Splash of Cola

Have you considered Alcoholics Anonymous???


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: MAG (inactive)
Date: 22 Aug 99 - 03:34 PM

I'm sticking to the diet coke until after some storytelling I promised to do this coming weekend; but I stopped by bo be social; I need to get out now and then. Hi LEJ; hi Kat, you beautiful thing.

I love to waltz and forgive a lot in a man who dances well; any of you gentlemen care to waltz?? 'spaw? Bert?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Aug 99 - 03:40 PM

Hi, there, MAG, nice to see you and thanks! Diet coke is abot my speed today, too. Just got done mucking out my office and moving my jewelry making table and supplies into the same room, so now everything is at my fingertips, at the swivel of my chair! Lot of damn paper to go through! Can't believe how it accumulates!

So who is dancing? Rog and I had a nice waltz around the kitchen this morning to a new waltz written by a professor at UW, who plays bluegrass.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: j0_77
Date: 22 Aug 99 - 03:56 PM

Hi kat, Big Mick, Gargoyle, Mag and every one..... I wuz on the wagon but - enough already - Lej gimme a Bottle of Locke's Tullamore Dew (Irish Nectar) and a case of Dr Pepper. Geez......................alll day yesterday slavin away over the darned puter...for 3 web pages supposed to help Muddie ....(glug glug) ahhhhh dats butter oooopzzzz


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Llanfair
Date: 22 Aug 99 - 05:15 PM

Hi, folks, a half of Murphy's please, landlord, how is everyone? Gargoyle, I see you're back with a little extra dash!!!
Can anyone else smell autumn in the air?, or fall, as most of you call it? I love the autumn.
"When the marigolds no longer bloom
When summer sun is turned to gloom
See the forecast winter snow
See the evergreen that lonely grows......................".Hwyl, Bron.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: MAG (inactive)
Date: 22 Aug 99 - 06:00 PM

Hey Jo, Can you waltz??


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: j0_77
Date: 22 Aug 99 - 08:34 PM

hiccup ...geez whieeeyz evrythang movin---i aint movin --oooopzzz hic... oma darnin ohmah darn onion oh miss barman will ya pleeeze, fill the glaas up wi nails an coffee so ican go...the way i pleease ...clementine clementwang ....hic .. sure i can walls whi ...mitas well move wif da motion--- looove the movin tables an walls ouuu..pleas ..ur Miss MAG....


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 22 Aug 99 - 09:50 PM

Jeezus Jo. Get up! You've got 10 more hours of chord charts to do! Waitress, cut him off!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Margo
Date: 23 Aug 99 - 12:02 AM

Hey Garg, considering I had no idea what was in the drinks, I'd say the alcohol was anonymous! Haha!

Margarita


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: j0_77
Date: 23 Aug 99 - 12:17 AM

more caaawwwfeee - I gotter sober up ... see yall later..thanks guys ..later Rick .. :) gotta make some bucks - moh money wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee---------->


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Roger the zimmer
Date: 23 Aug 99 - 04:56 AM

It's been a strange weekend in the Neil Young Centre. There's a mysterious stranger in a private ward with a security guard outside. Rumour has it that it is Elvis. I went past singing "Blue Suede Shoes" and heard moaning from inside, but the other inmates pointed out everyone moans when I sing so perhaps....could it be Invisible Eddie?
You might only be a painted crow, full of possum shit but you could at least look at me when I'm rambling.
Only three weeks to go before I go to Greece again so I better get in practice.A couple of cold Amstels, a large Metaxas chaser and a couple of bottles of Naoussa Boutari to go please.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Roger the zimmer
Date: 23 Aug 99 - 10:41 AM

There's a green clicky thing attached to my last post saying "Sue": is it advice to Lieber & Stoller's lawyers having heard me sing? Is it my new name? Have I changed sex while I was asleep? I know Catspaw likes a joke but he wouldn't have operated on me with two bricks while I was snoozing would he? I didn't mention the word so where did it come from?
[Yes, I know it picked it up from suede, but don't let boring facts get in the way of a good ramble: "Oh, didn't he ramble?"]
Confused & Puzzled of the Neil Young Center
Where's my cab back to the center?
When I first came to this town I only had one clog. Now I travel everywhere in taxis. I have to, I've only got one clog. (Joke stolen from Billy Liar by Keith Waterhouse)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Roger the zimmer
Date: 23 Aug 99 - 11:34 AM

...isn't it strange, most regulars don't come in till I've gone back to the Center. Is it the personal hygiene, the jokes, the kazoo playing or the singing?
Well you don't know what you're missing. Me, Elvis, Invisible Eddie and Hiroshi have just formed a self-kelp group. We've been flailing each other with wet seaweed while singing:Freight Train.
Before they ran out the others said something about cutting their throats (this was right after my solo) so perhaps we are a barber shop quartet
Damn, what's that painted crow done on my head?
Who phoned the Center,? I'm not ready to go back yet. It's stone soup tonight, I always get the lumpy bits....[voice trails off into the distance, possums, roaches and regulars look carefully round the door and then come in...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: MMario
Date: 23 Aug 99 - 11:53 AM

RogZ - it isn't your presence, it's the fact that the VAN was parked across the entrance and no one could get around it!!!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: MMario
Date: 23 Aug 99 - 04:33 PM

Hmmmm, saw a friend of mine over in another thread...wonder how long it will take him to end up at the tavern.

If anyone sees a rabbi carrying Mjolnir and having viking horns on his yamulka, buy him a round on me, will you? Don't worry, he's harmless, but if the rabbit comes with him, watch out for her!

MMario


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Roger the zimmer
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 04:33 AM

grumble, grumble, just 'cos I'm on day release from the NYCFTTS, I don't see why I should come in and feed the possums and the painted crow. LEJ & bbc must be off on the 'bus with the Kesey crowd. Not many glasses to pick up, MMario must have been the only customer yesterday and Eddie, Hiroshi and Elvis must have washed theirs up. They weren't at the Center when I got back yesterday, so maybe it was their van outside and they've gone off to join the Merry Pranksters...grumble,grumble (and now some idiot says alcoholics are depressed, sigh, grumble, NONSENSE, sigh).


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: MMario
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 09:07 AM

Okay, I think I've figured out the problem. It's that big "Closed due to Death in family" sign someone forgot to take down.....

I've removed it. Also cleared the jello pit, it's empty and waiting for a new delivery. Polished the magic caffiene machine, changed the clothes on the tables, shined the footrail at the bar. I'm NOT changing the paper under the crow, thankyouverymuch!

So I'll just settle down now, have myself an anniset and some brisadella, listen to that music....from God knows where....


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: bbc
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 11:27 AM

Hey, Roger & MM, are you the only two around, anymore? Gotta get my bearings. Now that we've got a Pub rather than a Tavern, is Leej still the bartender? Whatever happened w/ Mona? Was it really the alien 'possums that chased everybody out? (I think I could have taken them, if I'd been in town!) Well, I have good news & bad news. I am back, but I think I'd better give me two weeks' notice. School starts for me Sept. 7th & I am really going to have to hustle to be ready! Best intentions--I planned to spend all summer working on my lesson plans &, instead (surprise, surprise!), it's been a summer full of folk music-related events. It's been wonderful! Hope I can keep my job! I did bring in bear claws & jelly crullers for today & will stop in, from time to time, but I may not be a *regular* anymore. It's been wonderful & I couldn't serve a nicer group of folks! Hugs all around & that's on me!

bbc (back from Missouri)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Peter T.
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 02:52 PM

All still here, bbc, just a little quiet. Summer is a goin' out, along with all those intentions. We will all need this tavern (and it is still that too) come the day after Labour Day in North A. So even if you can't waitress, how about resident tavern archivess? You seem to be handling that for the greater Mudcat universe swimmingly enough (together with your silent partner). A gin and tonic, if you have a minute. Twist of lemming.
yours, Peter T.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: MMario
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 03:06 PM

Twist a lemming? PT, you should be ashamed of yourself! That could leave bruises!

Not to mention the fact that if the 'possums decide to rally round (and they might); we could get into trouble with the Small Animal Defense League!

oh - and if anyone sees LEEJ.....I heard that there's been a request to use only vegetarian gelatin in the pit.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Jeri
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 03:12 PM

Oh good - tofu wrestling...


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 05:05 PM

Hey group....Been a rough couple of days....Fast Eddie appearing kinda' put me in a funk, but thanks to Cleigh and the power of my seaweed shaker....Freud's Marracas...I'm doing better...........Also those dipsticks...Paw,Cletus,and the Reg boys ain't hangin' round since I came out of my "stupor"....Paw lit a fart in my backyard and set the grass on fire, Buford and the Reg boys cost me a C-note apiece to bail them out after they were arrested for indecent exposure and rampant stupidity for trying to piss up a slack rope in my front yard. They take everything so literal.........So what's with the crow?........Peter, I really don't care what happens to the critter, but you're foulin' up a perfectly good drink man!!!!!!!.......Thanks for the clean-up Mario.....place was gettin' a bit stale...........Hey Beebs, since you just returned from Missouri why don't you "Show Me" a Jack and coke, hold the coke........I was thinking of bringing Freud's Marracas down here and hanging them on the wall, but I fear a deleterious effect on Jeri might result....ya' oughta' see this damn thing, looks like a BIG "three piece set"............damn these Bearclaws are good...Was that the last one? Sorry.....Now I'm hungrier than ever. Guess I'll run on home for supper and see if I can get back later.......And Zim.........Really man, DON'T BRING TOFU!!!!......see y'all later..........and WELCOME BACK Beebs!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Big Mick
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 09:49 PM

Ahh Mary, Jazus and St. Joseph, but didn't we miss ya, woman. I am glad you are back to get the service back in order. It is a Pub because I created this edition. Whoever does the next one can make it devolve back into a Tavern if they would like. How do you like my Possum Board............Yeah, really. Those wee possums are really darts. Look closely and you will see they have dart tips coming out of their noses.........Hell, it's a Pub, it has to have darts.....but the only problem is to get 'Spaw to quit blowin' up their arses. The lad learns hard but I keep telling him he doesn't have to blow up the arse of every possum he sees.........He keeps muttering sumpin about upholding tradition....Anyone seen THE FAIR ONE? Ah well, then I will just have to drink a proper of Uncle Arthur's vile black stuff and wait for her........Damn, but I am glad you are back, Beebs, I missed you...........


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 10:06 PM

Ya don't hafta bring tofu, but Marion and me don't fancy wallowing around in any gelatinous cow hooves! Something more kindly to the critters, if ya please, in that pool this time.

Welcome back, bbc, and good times in school this year. I guess I could try a pint of that ole' Uncle Arthur's Mick keeps raving about, though I expect it'll taste like what I think the piss of a horse tastes like, like all the others I've tried.**BG**

Now, 'Spaw, I was quite worried after hearing from Cletus. Glad to see ya are in one piece. Can you make any music with the suggestive looking seaweed?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Big Mick
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 10:31 PM

Now Katlaughingwhohasnotastebudsinherentirebody, you have mistaken Uncle Arthurs for Murphy's which indeed does taste like horsep**s. In fact, a friend of mine from Boston carries a cartoon around in his wallet that shows a horse drinking out of a bucket labelled "Guinness" and simultaneously p**sing into a bucket labelled "Murphy's". At the world famous Fenians Irish Pub in the wee village of Conklin, Michigan, USA, we refer to Murphy's as Guinness Lite. Now, there ya go, .................no, no, you canna drink it yet, it has to sit and boil. When the bubbles have all disappeared and you are left with the black stuff and a nice "Roman Collar" for the head, THEN you can drink it. And you must take your time and enjoy the stuff..................Ahhhhhhhh. Now isn't dat just brilliant.............


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 10:46 PM

Hi Mick...just hangin' out huh? Yeah, I know, the possum thing has gotten to be a real fetish. I was driving along the other day and passed a recently deceased marsupial and Cleigh insisted I stop so he could mourn a bit for his lost relative. So I did.........and to kill a little time while waiting, I took a picture. I've started an album for him............I'll bring it to DC........Ah Kat, just saw you on the "May I ask" thread waxing poetic on the pipes............and now YOU'RE complaining about JELLO?...(sighs).....Oh dear...........Well, in any case, Freud's Marracas really rattles...no foolin'!.....She molds the seaweed wet and the "beads" inside are the seeds that have come loose after it dries......it's far out............Say, now that I'm over the initial shock, where's Fast Eddie?.......Got a few more words for the boy...........Geez, can I get a drink around here?????? .......Did Leej get in any Ale-8-One? Great pop.....and I don't need anything stronger tonight.........I just offered Max $20. for a picture of him huffin' on Cleigh...........Musta' been the Jack talkin' from earlier.........Lemme throw some of them "Possum Darts" Mick.........What the hell is on the triple 20???...a steamroller, huh.......I won't be tellin' Cleigh about this!!!.........Hey, I bet one of these would puncture a bagpipe bladder.........Does Knockers ever show up here?..........Alright, a quick game and then I'll just sit around a bit......who's up for a "quickie"??????

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Jeri
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 11:00 PM

Kat, I kinda liked the hot fudge, but it was awful hard to get out of my hair.

Catspaw, I'm glad to hear you're felling better after playing with your maracas. I'm sure no one will give you a hard time if you want to mount them on the wall.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Susan A-R
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 11:26 PM

How about coconut pudding in that pit?? Nice oil, good for hair, skin, etc. and kinda tastey too. I could do with a glass of red wine (Let's keep on as we began the evening) Dad's home from the hospital, probably driving Mom nuts, but relatively lucid. I wonder if I could set up a dart board for him?? We don't have possums in Vermont, but perhaps skunkdarts or woodchuckers would work. S'paw! If yoou can't aim better'n that, we're gonna be in trouble. Koko doesn't look too pleased with that little possum danglin' off her . . .

I think I'll leave now.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 11:26 PM

.....Oh that's cute Jeri...real cute. Tell you what, I'll bring my marracas to DC and you can play to your heart's content..........Think I'll skip the wall mount...might do some damage..........How about some darts???? Just a quickie though....school starts this week and I need to get some sleep........gettin' everybody on a new schedule, 3 different schools.........all that stuff........here you go, three "Possum Darts"........you're first..

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 11:45 PM

Aw sweet Jesus!!!!!!!!No Koko....just ease off......c'mon now....get back Koko........It's not one of mine!!!!! Honest..........LOOK Koko...LOOK.........Big Mick's got the one's with the pink snout over there.......See????...Go check it out for yourself Koko.........I wouldn't lie about it........Looks like it hurts too..........That's it, right over to Mick's table...............'night all, I'm outta' here.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Cap't Bob
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 11:47 PM

Hay.....who put the little brown olives in my drink? Me thinks they are spoiled..they taste just like Possum Shi......twooy...those aren't olives.....they are Possum shit....Where the devil is that painted crow er....ah... I mean parrot of mine. Gotta get outta here.....sailing tomarrow morning with the tide. CAW~~CAW ~ CAW Hope to hell that Roger didn't split the crow....er...parrots tongue try'en to get him to talk.... 'he's look'en sorta ruff....better give him a new paint job'


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Pub - Round 8
From: Jeri
Date: 24 Aug 99 - 11:58 PM

(wiping saliva off the flights) OK, here goes...oops. Sorry Mick, but I think you'll probably look good with a nose ring.

Y'know, it just dawned on me - we're dangerous enough with blunt objects like banjos. Who the hell let us have things with pointy ends? Well, at least I got one in the target, even if it did bounce off the ceiling to get there...


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