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Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2

Peter T. 23 Jul 99 - 09:13 AM
Den 23 Jul 99 - 09:23 AM
Steve Parkes 23 Jul 99 - 09:27 AM
MMario 23 Jul 99 - 09:29 AM
Zimmer's therapist 23 Jul 99 - 10:04 AM
bbc 23 Jul 99 - 10:12 AM
Fadac 23 Jul 99 - 10:22 AM
Winters Wages 23 Jul 99 - 12:02 PM
LEJ 23 Jul 99 - 12:14 PM
Rick Fielding 23 Jul 99 - 12:17 PM
Fadac 23 Jul 99 - 03:16 PM
MMario 23 Jul 99 - 03:30 PM
harpgirl 23 Jul 99 - 03:34 PM
Angus McSweeney 23 Jul 99 - 04:09 PM
Fadac 23 Jul 99 - 04:12 PM
harpgirl 23 Jul 99 - 04:47 PM
Peter T. 23 Jul 99 - 05:09 PM
bbc 23 Jul 99 - 05:20 PM
Bill D 23 Jul 99 - 05:27 PM
Den 23 Jul 99 - 06:07 PM
Peter T. 23 Jul 99 - 06:39 PM
Banjer 23 Jul 99 - 07:17 PM
bseed(charleskratz) 23 Jul 99 - 07:24 PM
jon a 23 Jul 99 - 07:51 PM
Roger in Baltimore 23 Jul 99 - 08:26 PM
katlaughing 23 Jul 99 - 08:48 PM
bbc 23 Jul 99 - 09:26 PM
Banjer 23 Jul 99 - 09:37 PM
bbc 23 Jul 99 - 09:58 PM
Rick Fielding 23 Jul 99 - 10:07 PM
bbc 23 Jul 99 - 10:25 PM
Rick Fielding 23 Jul 99 - 10:30 PM
bbc 23 Jul 99 - 10:41 PM
catspaw49 23 Jul 99 - 11:04 PM
bbc 23 Jul 99 - 11:35 PM
Lonesome EJ 23 Jul 99 - 11:37 PM
Big Mick 23 Jul 99 - 11:53 PM
bbc 23 Jul 99 - 11:55 PM
catspaw49 24 Jul 99 - 12:01 AM
Jeri 24 Jul 99 - 12:14 AM
catspaw49 24 Jul 99 - 12:31 AM
DougR 24 Jul 99 - 12:53 AM
Lonesome EJ 24 Jul 99 - 12:54 AM
catspaw49 24 Jul 99 - 12:56 AM
bbc 24 Jul 99 - 01:10 AM
Big Mick 24 Jul 99 - 01:12 AM
alison 24 Jul 99 - 01:16 AM
Big Mick 24 Jul 99 - 01:21 AM
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Subject: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Peter T.
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 09:13 AM

Did everyone make it? I'm buying this round, with help from my Canadyen friend here, Black Jack Shellac, who has just made a big gold strike in Dawson.
yours, Peter T.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Den
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 09:23 AM

What a rush...can we do that again?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 09:27 AM

Cheers Peter, it's a pint of Bonks's, please ...
Has somenbody been casting nasturtiums on my shirt? Ruddy cheek! Actually, I did try the Eddie Grundy cow horns on the hat, but it looked silly. What you can't see (and this i true, I swear) is the crocodile teeth in the hat band. I was playing Crocodile Queen-of-the-South at Stonnall Village Institute when the pic was taken ("If my grandfather had had the sense to get arrested in Dundee, I coulda been famous by now!").

'Scuse I, jsut going to shake hands with the vicar ...

Steve


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: MMario
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 09:29 AM

I hate it when the entire world seems to disappear for a minute, know what I mean? Especially when I'm drinking sparkling water! But everything seems to be here...including "Me darling little Cruscian Lan"

Let the Farmer praise his grounds....
Let the Huntsman praise his hounds....
Let the Shepherd praise his ewes and his rams!

MMario


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Zimmer's therapist
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 10:04 AM

Roger can't come right now, the doctors are very cross at him, going drinking, singing and camping, indeed.They've locked up that disgusting kazoo (where on earth has it been?).
However, he asks me to say he may have emptied bigger taverns than yours, but he's never had people go to the lengths of actually moving it to avoid him!
PS to Steve P: You should see him in Greece in his Cook Islands shirts and floppy white hat (his wife draws the line at the knotted hanky!),I may ask for the voucher back!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: bbc
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 10:12 AM

'mornin', folks! Sorry I'm late. It was hard to tear myself away from the campfire last night. Sure was nice to see Alice. Coffee & doughnuts on the bar for everyone! Boss, I'll start helping w/ those orders now. Quite a day, yesterday, folks. Glad to have spent it with you. Wonder what this one will hold? Jeri, I know job-hunting can be a pain. We'll have a hug & a chat as soon as I fill these orders!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Fadac
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 10:22 AM

Gee, and I thought I had the record for clearing a room. :o)

How about an Anchor Steam Beer? for this old sailor.

T's a Friday it is.

The gear is all put away,
The boat's in her slip.
Time to have a brew,
And relax for a bit.

For the wind has been a howlin'
Da fish have been hard to find.
The Coastis have all over my ass,
But it's Friday, and I really don't mind.

The Ruskies have stayed at sea,
In the wind, rain, and fog.
I'm here ashore,
With my friends, in the warmth, with my grog.

Happy Friday,

Fadac


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Winters Wages
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 12:02 PM

Fadac..You Ol' Polar Duke..you...Never...Never NEVER!!!set sail on a friday! (smile)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: LEJ
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 12:14 PM

Holy smoking devil-butts! I was taking a nap on one of the bean bags when I was awakened by a flash of light and a loud rumbling noise. At first I thought it was payback for the 5 shots of Downs I had last night. Anyway, outside my room there arose such a clatter, I went to the window to see what was the matter. Everything outside looked just the same. jo77 was still asleep in the azaleas. Cassady's merc was still parked with one wheel up on the curb.

Went back into the Tavern. What to my wondering eyes should appear- a brand new pool table, and Rick with a beer! I DO believe in miracles!

Anyway, I got a big pot of menudo and some fresh flour tortillas for those of you with a head. And half-price Bloody Marys. No, annap, it's not bar vodka, it's Stoly.

Hmmm. What's that scary, yet tantalizing aroma? A jug of something that Alabama Bill left on the bar. GULP . Yeeee-HAAAA!

Oh, and Skarpi, let me get you that Guinness. Hell, it's happy hour in Reyjavik.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 12:17 PM

I've got a terrible hangover! THAT'S why I don't drink.
blllll...ahhhh.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Fadac
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 03:16 PM

Winters Wages,

Yup, Friday is for hunkering down and relaxin.

However we seemed to sail on lots of Fridays. :o(

-Fadac


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: MMario
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 03:30 PM

*softly, ready to duck* 'Tws Friday morn, when we set sail
And we were not far from the land...

MMario


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: harpgirl
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 03:34 PM

...Boss I can't do any more work this week! I'm stopping at the Mudcat Tavern on my way to the woods for a Miller Lite Milwaukee's Best in the silver and blue can...Fadac will you play the squeeze box while Finn and I sing "Blood Red Roses?" Oh, and I'll sport anyone Alison's sporting because I know she has good taste!! But only one and I'm on my way to the springs (beer, I mean). It is a 100 degrees in the north florida piney woods! harpgirl


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Angus McSweeney
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 04:09 PM

I'm back for a pint of London's Pride. And I'm wearing (you've noticed!) my favorite blue workshirt - you know, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 one with the little double stitch emblem of Crow, Gypsy, Tom Servo and Mike. All together now :

In the not to distant future,...

Now it feels like the weekend!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Fadac
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 04:12 PM

"Go Doooooooowwwwn, ye blood red roses,
Gooooo doowwwwwwnnnn.

-Fadac


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: harpgirl
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 04:47 PM

..."oh you pinks and posies...Gooooo Dowwwwwnnnn"


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Peter T.
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 05:09 PM

OUWWWWWWWWR HOURRRRRRR FOR LOVEOWWRRRR!!! (The Puppy Love Song) -- Saddest Song of All!!!
yours, Peter T.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: bbc
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 05:20 PM

Bet that singing's making you thirsty! I'm back from break. What can I get you?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 05:27 PM

(slowly learning this song.)

BOTTLE O' THE BEST the more you drink, the harder it is to sing.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Den
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 06:07 PM

Well I feel much better. Fell asleep over there in the corner it was kind of quiet for a while. Fadac and Winters Wages were making a bit of noise about going to sea and it made me dream of gliding gently over the water on a soft wind and then I needed to pee and that's when I woke up. So lej old pal the tongue is stuck to the roof of my mouth and its Friday to boot. Set me up with a pint of Carlsburg Special brew and if I ask for another Lej under no circumstances give me a second. Why? I'll tell you about it someday. I'll be in the gents while you pour. If Kat or Seed come in their drinks are on me. I probably have to pay Kat room and board for the dog and Seed has a story for me. I'd better phone my lovely Andrea she'll join us later. Has anyone got change for a 50p piece?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Peter T.
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 06:39 PM

Firends and friends, I have now drunk just enough so that I can reveal as I have just done elsewhere, but nowhere else (sssshhhhh!! I'm not shupposed to tell) the secret Mudcat salute. Tested in the depths of the Mojave desert!!! Here goes.
Ready??
To get into position, first imagine that you have your hands on the top of your skull like you are imitating mouse ears. O.K. Now wiggle your fingers. Tilt the fingers forward. At this point, slide your hands down your face till they are just above your mouth (the bottom part of the back of each hand should be resting against each cheek). O.K. Now you are ready to do the Mudcat salute!!! Tilt the fingers outward, and wriggle your fingers on either side of your mouth in imitation of a catfish!!! The Mudcat salute!!!
Makes you look silly, right!Who can ask for more?
Bartender!!!!!LEJ!!
yoursh, Peter T.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Banjer
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 07:17 PM

Well that was a fine nap I had, what you mean I been out for 11 hours? Never mind just gimme my banjo and we'll start out where we left off. Where is my banjo? Oh I see it hangin' up there in the rafters...Who said not to let me use a ladder? OK, Fine....I'll get me a table slid under it and stand on that....(push, shove, grunt, heave) There...shucks, not high enough. OK, I'll just set this chair up on the table....Huh, still not enough....Lemme see, OK, I'll get that barstool nobody's settin' on and put it atop the chair that's atop the table. OK, here I go, climb up on the table, step onto the chair and now carefully climb up the stool. Who in the hell would put the rafters so far away from the floor?? First rung, so far so good...I can ALMOST reach it, second rung....Oh SHIT!!!! I just found out why nobody was using that damn stool....Hope I didn't break anything....somebody come and help me up.....Whoever is playing that song, Please Help Me I'm Fallin', I'll deal with you later!!!

Well, it seems all I hurt was my pride, all extremities seem to be moving, luckily I landed on my head....The rest of me seems to be working OK, where is Dave Swan when ya need him?

Now will somebody please get me my banjo? I promise I won't play it till most of the decent folks go home. But I DO NEED it now because I'm agonna grab it by the neck and use it as the weapon it was intended on whoever keeps playing that damn song......

Oh, and bbc, could I have round of whatever it is that's being served right now! I've got a great thirst!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 07:24 PM

Den, thanks for the drink. Leej, I'm amazed to see you have Baba Brau in stock--I thought it was available only in that microbrewery in Wiesbaden. Anyway, draw me one; it's the best way of getting a head start on getting sloshed that I know of, and I've got a story to tell. Den, it was like this...

Mom's story

It's my posting at about 2:18 a.m. today (actually ll:18 p.m. yesterday in California). If you can turn up anything about an incident when almost the entire Kilkeel fishing fleet was sunk in a storm, let me know. --seed


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: jon a
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 07:51 PM

just in for a quick snifter, can't stop long but can't stay away!

maybe listen to just a couple of nice ballads then on my way before my wife devorces me.

my best wishes to you all jon


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Roger in Baltimore
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 08:26 PM

Hi, thought I'd just drop in. What in the world are you all doing? The Mudcat salute you say? I thought maybe it was some Aussie way of telling your neighbor to kiss off.

Peter's idea? Hey, Peter. What were you drinking when you dreamt that up?

I'm thirsty, too, and a virgin strawberry daiquiri sounds fine to me. Thanks, LEJ.

I heard Rick walked off with my Guild last night. No wonder I couldn't find it. Well, I always wanted to visit Canada again. When I get it back I'll count it as another one of his stolen guitars, just to keep the numbers rolling. That guitar holds positive memories of my marriage, the end of it that is. It is a salute to my new found independence! Gotta get it back. Maybe he'll bring it in tonight if he hasn't left town.

Big RiB


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 08:48 PM

Well, howdy from big Wyomin'! Thanks, Den, amaretto, yeah still with that sour stuff, LeeJ!

Can't stay. Just stopped to ask you to sing a song for me. See, we were 'sposed to go to bet's in Colorado tomorrow, but it's been called off 'til maybe next weekend. So wouldja do an old John Denver for me and change the gender to "Guess She'd rather be in Colorado"? Thanks, guys.

I'm still gonna be out for a couple of days. See ya on Monday....you all aren't going to miss Monday in here, are YOU??? Work, HAH! If you'll check out my new enterprise, you'll see how to solve that for under $199.99 or a good Guild in trade. See, we handcraft a real live dummy, dressed like you, face and hair like you, with prerecorded voiceovers of you. All you have to do is get to work earlier than your boss, scatter some papers or whatever around your worksite, set yer Dupe-the-Dummy up and get outta there. Works like a charm.

But, guys, only at the workplace. This will NOT work at home. I repeat, Do NOT Try This At Home. (Can you imagine the spousal lawsuits!?) Okay, now, I really have to go, but send those checks in with yer pictures and a tape of the choice messages you want your boss to hear and Dupe-the-Dummy will get it all set up for you. Then I WILL see you in here on Mondays, right???

Gulp, gulp, gulp. Gooooddd amaretto, LeeJ. Ta!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: bbc
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 09:26 PM

OK, Banjer, let me help you over to this table w/ the chair w/ the padded seat. There you go. Just sit down & relax. Let's put your banjo over here in the corner, away from that smart-acre guy. Comin' up from the bar! Lonesome, what do we have for Banjer?

Bye, kat. Have a great weekend! See ya on Monday!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Banjer
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 09:37 PM

Aw, bbc, I gotta be able ta play me banjo, I wouldn't smacked him hard enough to hurt it...Course there's them that say nothin' could hurt how it sounds anyhow. Musta took a worse bump on my head than I thought, cause that almost made sense to me....Tha's alright, you jest fetch me up somethin cold and wet and well play some old timey frailin' type stuff that'll put these folks in awe!!! Then after we turn off the CD I'll get my banjo and we'll send them all home, OK?

Kat, you know we'll miss ya this weekend, but whatever yer doin', enjoy it! See ya Monday!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: bbc
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 09:58 PM

Here ya go, Banjer. I'm not sure what it is, but Lonesome said it was what you needed. Now, enjoy yourself, but try not to drive out the other paying customers! You know I'm just teasing!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 10:07 PM

Roger, it wasn't me that walked off with your guitar. Some guy wanted to find out if it had a doweled neck. Big guy, red hair, had a hammer and chizel with him.
Did anyone say pool? How 'bout a buck a game? Maybe a little 8 ball?
Scarborough Fats.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: bbc
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 10:25 PM

Hi, Rick! I see you're going back & forth between the campfire & the tavern, too. Can I get you something?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 10:30 PM

Yeah, bug spray! Say, you don't play pool do you?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: bbc
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 10:41 PM

If Lonesome will let me take (another) break, I'll join you for awhile. You'll be sure to win, though. Done w/ work already?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 11:04 PM

Geez, I walk in the door and hear Fielding talkin' pool...you talkin' pocket pool there Rick......little old for that aintcha'...........Didja' know Duane "does it" with mirrors and bbc say she only has "Control and ALT DOWN THERE?" 'Tween you and me, I still have a hold on a suite for them at the Young Center..........You still workin' hard this week ....... Man I had this awful dream about you and Mick and RiB and me at Moonchild's party and had to see a shrink........Then your dumbass half brothers and Paw, Cletus, and Buford, barfed all over my downstairs bath, then slept it off at the Sewage Plant....but since I took them there I GOT arrested for 6 counts of "Contributing to the Stupidity of an Idiot."....Can you believe this shit? .............Hey, have you seen Paul G. around? Anybody....that's a lovely song he's workin' on...made Ol' Spaw a bit misty....I want some more of it....................Damn, whatta' week.....Aw to hell with it ... I'll pass on the Club & Lime tonite.....HEY LEEJ, bbc...SOMEBODY....Fix me up with a Jack and Coke and do it right...Grab one of those 12 ounce glasses, add a bit of ice, fill it halfway with Jack then SHOW IT a Coke Can...Then fill it to the top with Jack and serve it up.....Get another one workin' there too......Hey Rick, whaddaya think? I got a chance to get a distributorship from the Implosive Pedro Guitar Company in Texjawatchie, Mexico.........Mick, Banj, RiB, Leej, Kat, Helen, Alison, Animaterra, bbc, Duane, Seed....Hell all of you!!! I need some advice here.....AND I NEED THE JACK NOW PLEASE!!!!!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: bbc
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 11:35 PM

Catspaw, shame on you! You make a poor girl blush! Now, cut it out w/ that mirror stuff! Or we'll send JO to get info on what *you* do!!! Now, you're yelling for drinks, after abusing me, publicly. Hmmmm..., well, since it's cyber-liquor, I'll get you *one*! Just gimme a minute.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 11:37 PM

Whoa there Big Feller! Put that empty glass down on the bar. Your hand is shaking so I can hardly fill it. There, that's better. Hey, Catspaw don't chug that stuff! Man. You'll be dancin' with the bear by midnight, God's own drunk y'know. But don't worry, you can drink all the virtual Jack you want and you still get only virtually in the bag. And here, Cats. I been saving this Country Ham on a biscuit for you.

Hey Rick, eight ball? 2 out of three for ten bucks? bbc can you keep the wolves at bay for about 30 minutes here?

"Ramblin around this dirty old town
Singing for nickels and dimes
Times getting tough, I ain't got enough
to buy me a bottle of wine "


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Big Mick
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 11:53 PM

Door opens, and the biggest Mick in the village walks in God bless all here. I just had to stop in and see what you folks are up to tonight. Where the hell did that pool table come from and what the hell is that dog doin' to it?..................Banjer, you old fool, get down off that damn table before you fall and break something..........wait, stay up there....
psst, Rick, wait till he's all stretched out and kick the table, maybe he will fall and break a finger on his frailing hand.......as a matter of fact, get the bodhran players up there
Where is the lovely bbc, I owe her a huge Big Mick hug, because she is one of the great 'Catters of all time. ........................huh? the FAIR ONE? Oh, she's at the campfire trying to play the Uillean pipes that Wolfgang gave her. Makin' a helluva racket. Now everyone knows that I pursue her over the cyber hills and dales, but even my passion can't withstand the racket made by a beginning piper. But I will go check on her in a minute.........LEEJ, get a round for the house on my bill. I am going away for the rest of the weekend and I want to buy one before I go.............huh?.........Oh, I am going to Higgins Lake in the upper part of the Lower Peninsula of Michigan............Blessings Barbara is visiting from Oregon with her parents and we are going to have a singaround about the campfire. Cap'n Bob is going to join us.......Yep, I will send all your regards.......Naw, that's not a dying animal, it's FAIR ONE playing the pipes, and I better get back to her before Obi Wan Offer gets earplugs and tries to beat my time. I want you all to have a great weekend and I will give you a report on Sunday night. And remember.......I tell it, you swear to it.

Oh, yeah, Spaw...............it twarnt no dream buddy giggle giggle and wait till you see the pictures......................Rick, leave that damn guitar alone, you already got Rib's.........Shite.........see you all later......Door opens and the Big Mick leaves


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: bbc
Date: 23 Jul 99 - 11:55 PM

Sure, boss, I can watch the bar, but I still haven't figured out how to mix drinks. Can I just make 'em on the house again, while you shoot pool with Rick? I know you can give him a better game than I did! Hey, catspaw, wouldn't Club & Lime go down better with that bisquit than the hard stuff? It's gettin' kind of late; you'd better go home to that sweet wife of yours soon! Remind me to tell you my vodka slush recipe. It's cool & light on the liquor!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 12:01 AM

OK, OK, OK .........bbc, I'll let you off on it just to show what a nice guy I am.........Damn Leej. How do y'all shoot with those sticks? Look like the neck of an cheap 12 that's spent the summer in a car trunk! And gimme' another Jack....Don't think twice it's alright..............How 'bout a dance somebody? Not you Banj, you Incredible Dumbass...this ain't Stalag 17.........Jeri, Helen, Owl, bbc.......what kinda' deal is this??????? Okay Banj, let me get down another couple Jack's and we'll have a go at it.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Jeri
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 12:14 AM

I was over at the campsite and the damndest thing happened. We were staring at the stars and there was this flash of light. All of a sudden, it's two hours later, my clothes are on backwards and I'm glowing. Then I heard some other-worldly noise and decided it was Tavern time. Don't ever drink a martini with a toasted marshmallow floating in it...

'Spaw, Banj can wait - let's boogie!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 12:31 AM

Ah Jeri...Thanks, that was what I needed......You look pretty good with that glow...........That was great...All Banj can do is slow dance and that beard is irritating as hell....Have another Martini on me, with an OLIVE this time. Marshmallow seems to have a bad effect on everyone..........Mick says it WASN'T a dream...and there's pictures??? Hoo Boy.....

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: DougR
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 12:53 AM

Gee, I'd love to join you, but I'm counting stars in Montana with Alison and bbc. Is this place open seven days a week?

DougR


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 12:54 AM

A very wise man once said "I been shot at and missed, shit at and hit, and the only reason I'm still hangin around this place is to see what happens next." But seeing Catspaw and Banjer slow dancing to The Tennessee Waltz was even more of a shock than losing the third game to Rick. I still say he never called the rail on that 7 in the corner, though.

Banjer, I have to apologise for putting that double shot of Maker's Mark in your Mountain Dew. Harpgirl put me up to it, though she will persist in denying it.

jon a, I thought you were going to have one and run? I make that 3 and a half, and bbc says your wife is on the phone. Are you still here?

BillD, if you are going to play pool with Fielding keep your hand on your wallet and make sure he calls his shot OUT LOUD. Word to the wise. Hey I am KIDDING, Rick the Stick. MAN some of these Mudcatters get a little touchy, if you get my drift.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 12:56 AM

Well thanks all......I'm heading home. I was gonna' stop by the Campfire but those Country Ham Biscuits AND the pickled eggs AND the Jack..........well frankly, the idea of even being close to a fire.......................Catch y'all later.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: bbc
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 01:10 AM

Hey, Doug,

With cyber-places, you can go back & forth quickly! We keep pretty flexible hours here. Bring Velma over for a waltz tomorrow & I'll serve your favorites. Lonesome, I'm calling it a night. Just going over to the campfire for a quick chat & hug with the folks there. See ya' tomorrow!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Big Mick
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 01:12 AM

Door flies open and the Biggest Mick you have ever seen comes stormin' back inWhere the hell is this Doug R fella??????? Rick, give me one of those cues, ........yep, I'll take the stubby end. I would hit him with my Guild, but I only want to hurt him, not kill him............yet.............What, why hell, he was trying to sneak off up onto the mountain with the FAIR ONE. He even complimented her piping. The man knows no shame...........What? He sings like an angel? OK, I won't hit him in the throat..............Settle it like a 'Catter? OK Mr. DougR, Bodhrans at ten paces............non tuneable................


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: alison
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 01:16 AM

Now boys.. we'll have none of that...... Mick get back to the half drunk pint of black stuff. Doug was the perfect gentleman, didn't let me trip over any logs....

doug... pay no attention to him.. he's relatively harmless..*grin*


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Big Mick
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 01:21 AM

Mick grumbles as he goes back to his jarAlright, time to haul out the heavy artillery. Hey Rick, grab a guitar. I am going to do rhythm, you fill in the spaces................when I come to the break, I want a smutty type of solo...........What?? Oh yeah, the song is called "The Hiring Fair"........What???.........Well, you know, the lead is where they are "consumating" their relationship.............Hell, I don't know, just fake it.........grumble, grumble, grumble


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: alison
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 01:28 AM

Great smutty lead break Rick.. I just love that song.... mind if I sneak back into the corner again?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 2
From: Big Mick
Date: 24 Jul 99 - 01:30 AM

I will be right there..............if I am still invited.....................he said shamelessly..........


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