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BS: Your favorite T-shirt

Joe_F 01 Jun 09 - 10:21 PM
Stilly River Sage 01 Jun 09 - 10:19 PM
Leadfingers 01 Jun 09 - 09:32 PM
Sorcha 01 Jun 09 - 08:54 PM
Midchuck 01 Jun 09 - 08:40 PM
Bill D 01 Jun 09 - 07:54 PM
Richard Bridge 01 Jun 09 - 07:51 PM
Stilly River Sage 01 Jun 09 - 07:20 PM
Bill D 01 Jun 09 - 07:19 PM
Tig 01 Jun 09 - 06:53 PM
Crow Sister (off with the fairies) 01 Jun 09 - 06:36 PM
The Vulgar Boatman 01 Jun 09 - 06:29 PM
Bainbo 01 Jun 09 - 05:51 PM
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Wesley S 01 Jun 09 - 05:14 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Joe_F
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:21 PM

Midchuck: I saw somebody on a bus once with that T-shirt on. I have ever since regretted not asking him "*Not* the one that went down to Hell in a bucket?"

A guy working on the street outside my house, once upon a time, had one with the charming sentiment: No bar too far to drink to you.

Of the ones I own myself, the one that most amuses me shows a professor doing mathematics on a blackboard, and a gangly student, who has stood up, brandishing his fist at him. The caption is "What are you trying to prove?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:19 PM

Bet they sold a lot of those to English speaking visitors.

My son has a black System of a Down t-shirt with a dark red stylized "missle" that is clearly a phallus. One day I realized he was going to wear it to school and I made him change. He tried to sneak it out the door a couple of times, under other shirts. "No you don't! Give me that shirt and put the other one you had over it back on!"

I finally told him that one day he was going to meet a beautiful young woman who he really wanted to impress, and she was going to realize he was standing there with a great big penis on his shirt and wouldn't give him the time of day. Or one of his teachers was going to kick him out of class for it. He still wears it occasionally on weekends, but I think he better understands the problems with such a shirt. (They now have uniforms at school, so that part of the equation has cleared up.)

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Leadfingers
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 09:32 PM

I used to have a nice one from a bar in Kowloon , Hong Kong , whiteshirt with green and black logo said simply :-

                              GODOWN


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Sorcha
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 08:54 PM

Picture of several rather famous American Indian warriors....Says...
Original Homeland Security


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Midchuck
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 08:40 PM

I have one that just says: "I am the man from Nantucket."

It's a lie, when I wear it, of course.

P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 07:54 PM

(my son, at age 20+ acquired one in black with large red letters that said "Alpha Male!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 07:51 PM

Ah.

There was the one I had at university - picture of Noddy's car dented on lamp post, Noddy jumping up and down in road, face red with rage and hat-a-jingle yelling "FUCK!"

Then that was the one I also had at university - cartoon of drunken cat in champagne glass, caption "Happiness is a tight pussy".

And another from university. Cartoon of Hell's Angel smashing another over head with motorcycle exhaust, caption "do unto others...before they do unto you".

The legendary Inspiral Carpets teeshirt "Cool as fuck - Mooo" (cartoon cow drinking milk through straw).

The 1969 Nottingham University rag tee-shirt.

"Trust me, I'm a lawyer"

and from my current tee-shirt drawer

"Ask your mother" (it takes on a whole new meaning when worn by an older man...)

"Cunningly disguised as a responsible adult" (present from daughter)

And the 2008 Pigs Ear folk ale teeshirt.


seen on the train last week:

Cartoon of ugly woman with two fine assetts sticking out of tight tee-shirt, caption: -

"A dog is for life, not just Friday night".


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 07:20 PM

I wore out the "Dig a duck a day" geoduck shirt Dad sent years ago, but I still have the bird poop shirt (spots of white in various sizes with different birds named under each). And of course we all in this household have those Darwin walking fish shirts.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 07:19 PM

At the festival I was as last weekend, a woman was wearing a shirt which said:

"Don't start with me! My son's a lawyer!"

The one *I* have says:

"Upon the advice of my attorney, my shirt has no comment at this time."


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Tig
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 06:53 PM

Alas no longer in existance ;-( When I was (much) younger and the Homepride Flour Graders (the little men with bowler hats removing lumps from bags of flour) were doing the adverts my mum got me a teeshirt which said "Thump a lump today" with a picture of a flour grader under it. You can imagine the fun I had at festivals wearing it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 06:36 PM

A Public Enemy 'target' long sleeved Tee ..purloined from my boyfriend.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: The Vulgar Boatman
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 06:29 PM

"Librarians are the masters of the universe,
They are the Guardians of All Knowledge;
DO NOT PISS THEM OFF"

KYBTTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Bainbo
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 05:51 PM

Viva La Evolucion

Sadly, shipping charges to get them to the eastern side of the Atlantic make them too expensive, really. I'm just using the design as a desktop, instead, so at least I get a laugh every time I turn the computer on.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: jeddy
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 05:49 PM

my ultumated fav has got to be the one with a picture of george bush on it.






underneath it says TERRORIST. on the back it says you can never have too many anti war songs. xx


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Subject: BS: Your favorite T-shirt
From: Wesley S
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 05:14 PM

One of my favorite t-shirts was from a place that repaired tubas up in Eugene Oregon. It had a picture of a Russian Czar playing a tuba. And underneath it said "Tuba Czar". Just say the words "Tuba Czar" out loud and you'll understand why I liked the shirt so much. The other t-shirt – which I still own – says "When did my wild oats turn into shredded wheat?" People always seem to smile whenever I wear it. A lot of the t-shirts I'm wearing now are really old. Many of them were packed away in the closet for ten or even fifteen years until I finally got around to losing weight.

So tell me about your favorite t-shirt.


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