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BS: fart the new Viagra ????

GUEST,Mr Red (faced) 09 Mar 09 - 07:14 AM
MartinRyan 09 Mar 09 - 07:21 AM
John MacKenzie 09 Mar 09 - 07:22 AM
gnomad 09 Mar 09 - 07:44 AM
GUEST,CrazyEddie 09 Mar 09 - 08:34 AM
Donuel 09 Mar 09 - 09:24 AM
Bill D 09 Mar 09 - 09:27 AM
bubblyrat 09 Mar 09 - 09:59 AM
john f weldon 09 Mar 09 - 10:01 AM
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Subject: BS: fart the new Viagra ????
From: GUEST,Mr Red (faced)
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 07:14 AM

headline from the New Scientist.

The reasoning goes like this: H2SO4 (hydrogen sulphide) is releases an enzyme which then dilates the arteries (capilliaries) and the subsequent encorgement is the result. Viagra apparantly does the trick via NO (nitrous oxide). H2SO4 is the bad smell in stink bombs, volcanoes and .............

personally I would have thought a fart would be a passion killer.

And injections are not far behind either, which is the current way it has been tested on mice.

So if your PC mouse goes hard - stop eating those onions.


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Subject: RE: BS: fart the new Viagra ????
From: MartinRyan
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 07:21 AM

Definitely not to be recommended! H2SO4 is sulphuric acid!

Regards


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Subject: RE: BS: fart the new Viagra ????
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 07:22 AM

I don't much about fart, but I know what I like!


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Subject: RE: BS: fart the new Viagra ????
From: gnomad
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 07:44 AM

Hydrogen Sulphide is H2S article here about its possible effects.


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Subject: RE: BS: fart the new Viagra ????
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 08:34 AM

Young Jimmy was a scientist, young Jimmy is no more.
What Jimmy thought was H2O, was H2SO4.


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Subject: RE: BS: fart the new Viagra ????
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 09:24 AM

H S2


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Subject: RE: BS: fart the new Viagra ????
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 09:27 AM

*showing off*

H2SO4


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Subject: RE: BS: fart the new Viagra ????
From: bubblyrat
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 09:59 AM

Anyone with Limpitis should try a flatulent Frenchwoman---the combined effects of the eructation and the hairy armpits should be formidable,non ??


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Subject: RE: BS: fart the new Viagra ????
From: john f weldon
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 10:01 AM

My old chem teacher, known as "Frosty" due to his white hair, used to challenge the class to see who could breathe more H2S than him without puking. He always won, and some kid would be out on the playing field barfing his guts out.

Maybe he was enjoying the side-effect?


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