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BS: Smear a Llama Here

open mike 11 Jun 08 - 01:33 AM
the lemonade lady 11 Jun 08 - 09:06 AM
Def Shepard 11 Jun 08 - 06:06 PM
Dave the Gnome 12 Jun 08 - 07:55 AM
Rapparee 12 Jun 08 - 09:26 AM
GUEST 13 Jun 08 - 08:08 AM
Paul Burke 13 Jun 08 - 08:46 AM
Dave the Gnome 13 Jun 08 - 09:04 AM
Dave the Gnome 14 Jun 08 - 01:51 AM
Valmai Goodyear 14 Jun 08 - 07:42 AM
GUEST,DP sans bisuit 14 Jun 08 - 10:49 AM
GUEST,DP again 14 Jun 08 - 10:51 AM
Def Shepard 14 Jun 08 - 11:35 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: open mike
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 01:33 AM

Weaverville, Calif. coffee shop--
http://www.mammallama.com/


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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: the lemonade lady
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 09:06 AM

did anyone already do this?

sal


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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Def Shepard
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 06:06 PM

The ieal running mate in a federal election is, of course a llama with Obama ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 07:55 AM

In Peru many years ago, just outside the capital, there was a huge Llama dearlership where people came from all over to buy, sell and trade Llamas. Well, the years passed and, as with everywhere, Peru became more industrualised. The Llama trade was not what it was and the dealership had to close. The town council wondered what to do with this huge wasted area and as, in the 1950's, all things from the USA were in vogue it was convereted to a shopping mall and food court.

One of the food vendors was an exceptionaly good Chinese restuarant whos speciality was stir fried lamb with bamboo shoots. It became so popular that all the young people ate there and, due to this, the whole mall became the scene for the up and coming rock and roll singers. Eventualy people from all over the world began to arrive. The mall itself paled into insignificance and it's name was lost to the records. Many famous people visited and to make sure that they were always refering to the right mall one particular artist came up with a name so accurate that everyone knew what he was talking about.

Well, I believe the mall and food court have long since gone now but the name lingers on in song to this day. It is...

the Lima Llama rama with the lamb bamboo

I need to lie down now...

:D


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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 09:26 AM

Back in the old days they also used to ring a bell when a female llama was inseminated. The bell was, of course, called "The Ram A Llama Ding Dong."


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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 08:08 AM

Not knowing how to put in a link to another thread, I'll copy this post from the dwyle-flunking discussion:

'Llamas and alpacas are becoming increasingly common in East Sussex; sooner or later someone will write 'Searching for Llamas'.

There is already that telling phrase in 'The Farmer's Toast':

'And the lark is aye mourning a llama,'

Valmai (Lewes)


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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 08:46 AM

Slam in a llama, Sam! All animals!

The mall itself paled into insignificance and it's name was lost to the records.

O stone me, not so, Dave. It was called Llama Mall.


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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 09:04 AM

Me and my mate Mike got very drunk on Holts Regal Lager one night. Someone told us it was palindromic, which we took to mean it was very good or very strong or some such:-)

Live llama did a mall evil?


Moving off palindromes and onto agramans, we have Stanley Accrington on at our club tonight. Staying on a beer theme the anagram of Draught Guinness is Hard guts ensuing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 01:51 AM

Sorry - shouldn't have been tonight - meant to say on Monday (16th). But I guess everyone in the world knows that Swinton club runs on a Monday?

:D


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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Valmai Goodyear
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 07:42 AM

I hope everyone also knows how good Stan is. I've never quite recovered from his performance at my fiftieth birthday bash.

Your Lima Llama joke was the sort of cruel and unnatural punishment prohibited by the Geneva Convention and may well find its way into next year's Lewes Arms pantomime.

Valmai (Lewes)


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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: GUEST,DP sans bisuit
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 10:49 AM

Stanley Accrington - Can't act, yel nor sing!

:D


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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: GUEST,DP again
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 10:51 AM

BTW - Stan dips in here occasionaly, Valmai, Doesn't post but you may be written into a mudcat song next time he is there, so watch what you say:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Def Shepard
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 11:35 AM

Llamas, morris dancing, tomatoes,confession boxes and sex- Discuss.


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Subject: RE: BS: Smear a Llama Here
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 01:20 PM

What better place to post classified information than smearing llamas...

In the world of surrveiliance a few conundrum remain such as disposable cell phones paid for in cash. Monitoring these purchases world wide is still a hole where privacy still thrives - for now.

If you own a North Star system in your automobile or a Cable TV box at home you are wide open to an invasion of privacy greater than that of warrentless wire tapping.

The North Star system has given permission to one way listening of what ever is going on in the car. In the hands of divorce lawyers or competators this is good stuff to have.

With Comcast cable boxes they have the capability to listen AND watch. The other two providers are suspect but evidence is sketchy.
With the same noise redution technology in headphones or building sir systems the sound of the TV is virtually eliminated and a clear acoustic signal can be sent back to the provider. A pin hole video camera within the IR receptor is good within 20 feet.

All that can be done with all this data is to store it just in case.
The human frailities fears and foibles make the "just in case" argument a teflon slope. We human beings are a bit like ants. We are not all that intelligent on an individual basis but collectively we can do incredible things. Even the person in charge of terrorism investigation and intelligence gathering is not that smart. They even admit to not knowing the differeince between SUnni and Shia and this distinction is uninportant.
But collectively a group of people with limitless data can do serious harm to people with broad brushes and vengeful fearful imaginations.

If you are reading this now you can be assured that your data has been stolen, sold and resold many times over. The new insurance companies that have sproung up to protect you from the people who have stolen your data are in some cases the very people who helped steal it.

In co operation with a program called DARLA, a process we will call the Mega Cookie can cross reference everything about you by you merely viewing an internet page.

What is really scary about this is that assumptions are amed every step of the way when looking at you. The assumptions are never good ones when looking for evil doers and always assume that it is you doing the viewing. Cross ferencing by computer will take unrelated hot words and assemble them as a list which would make you appear guilty of heinous things by your word choices over 10 years.

The solitary stupid ant can become your nemisis as easily as the entire intelligence of the colony. The reason will invariably be inrelated to the initial job of national security.
The harm may be as unknown to you as the entire surrveiance process.
If it hpaaens to you note that it will come in the form of D's

Delay, denial or death.



>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Any rellation between this story by Don Hackman and real people or events is purely coincidental


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