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BS: Do the Care Bears really care?

beardedbruce 11 Jun 08 - 03:29 PM
Micca 11 Jun 08 - 05:35 PM
Rapparee 11 Jun 08 - 10:46 PM
JennieG 12 Jun 08 - 04:06 AM
Becca72 12 Jun 08 - 11:29 AM
Rapparee 12 Jun 08 - 06:15 PM
Rapparee 12 Jun 08 - 06:56 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Jun 08 - 09:01 PM
Rapparee 12 Jun 08 - 09:42 PM
Donuel 12 Jun 08 - 10:37 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Jun 08 - 10:52 PM
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Little Hawk 13 Jun 08 - 12:41 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 03:29 PM

Ah, but ClareBear is not a CareBear- she is real!

Lots less scary, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Micca
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 05:35 PM

Except when dressed as a dragon!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 10:46 PM

What really frightens me are Muskrat Susie and Muskrat Sam.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: JennieG
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 04:06 AM

How about Sunbonnet Sue and Overall Sam? Cute ain't the word......

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Becca72
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 11:29 AM

what about those Precious Moments brats? You just can't trust someone whose eyes make up more than 1/2 their face.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 06:15 PM

Or that couple from "Love Is".


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 06:56 PM

Ever seen the quilt "The Death Of Sunbonnet Sue"? I haven't been able to find a picture of it, but it's real and shows SS meeting her demise in various ways -- being stabbed, shot, hung, etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 09:01 PM

Yeah, the Care Bears may not really give a damn, My Little Pony may get horsehit all over your rug, Strawberry Shortcake may really be a hooker in disguise, but for PURE EVIL nothing can hold a candle to Tickle Me Elmo!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 09:42 PM

You can say THAT again, Bee-Dub!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 10:37 PM

They are made in China with traces of lead, formaldihyde and the poison they found in dog food and toothpaste.

My ruling is that they don't care about anything but quick profits.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 10:52 PM

Bullshit, Don! The "Made in China" thing is just a ruse to hide their true source. And the lead, formaldihyde and other poisons are red herrings to hide the really bad stuff that's underneath.

The truth of the matter is that Care Bears are agents from an alien civilization centered somewhere near Rigel. They were really made by semisentiate Rigelian slime molds. Each Care Bear broadcasts a coded message that can only be picked up by the ears of the very young. This message encourages young humans to talk incessantly on cell phones, spend their allowances on piercings and tattoos, waste several hours of each day looking at each other's MySpace pages, and expose their underwear to public view.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 08:01 AM

Swear Bears would be much more useful. I envisage them as cuddly pastel-coloured beasts floating about on little clouds until they detect a discontented human beneath them. They would cause the cloud to descend, disembark, ease the human's distress by uttering foul oaths until the surrounding air turns blue, and then climb back onto the cloud and continue cruising.

In fact I tried to introduce this idea into the Lewes Arms pantomime a few years ago, but was overruled on the grounds of insufficient stage space.

Valmai (Lewes)


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 09:01 AM

Nair Bears, their naked furless bodies glistening with a light coat of oil under the Klieg lights....


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 12:41 PM

OY! What a creepy thought!


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