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BS: Do the Care Bears really care?

Little Hawk 09 Jun 08 - 02:59 PM
beardedbruce 09 Jun 08 - 03:02 PM
Peace 09 Jun 08 - 03:13 PM
GUEST,Volgadon 09 Jun 08 - 03:14 PM
MMario 09 Jun 08 - 03:14 PM
beardedbruce 09 Jun 08 - 03:16 PM
frogprince 09 Jun 08 - 03:17 PM
Peace 09 Jun 08 - 03:19 PM
beardedbruce 09 Jun 08 - 03:19 PM
Peace 09 Jun 08 - 03:20 PM
jacqui.c 09 Jun 08 - 03:24 PM
gnu 09 Jun 08 - 03:26 PM
Wesley S 09 Jun 08 - 04:07 PM
PoppaGator 09 Jun 08 - 04:20 PM
Peace 09 Jun 08 - 04:26 PM
GUEST,Volgadon 09 Jun 08 - 04:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Jun 08 - 04:34 PM
Liz the Squeak 09 Jun 08 - 05:11 PM
Little Hawk 09 Jun 08 - 05:30 PM
PoppaGator 09 Jun 08 - 05:36 PM
Little Hawk 09 Jun 08 - 05:40 PM
Peace 09 Jun 08 - 05:45 PM
Little Hawk 09 Jun 08 - 05:49 PM
heric 09 Jun 08 - 06:22 PM
Rapparee 09 Jun 08 - 08:35 PM
Peace 09 Jun 08 - 08:37 PM
Rapparee 09 Jun 08 - 09:28 PM
Rapparee 09 Jun 08 - 09:39 PM
Escapee 10 Jun 08 - 01:05 AM
JennieG 10 Jun 08 - 03:28 AM
GUEST,Volgadon 10 Jun 08 - 03:51 AM
Micca 10 Jun 08 - 04:13 AM
GUEST,Volgadon 10 Jun 08 - 04:28 AM
*Laura* 10 Jun 08 - 06:23 AM
beardedbruce 10 Jun 08 - 08:20 AM
GUEST,LTS pretending to work 10 Jun 08 - 09:49 AM
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Rapparee 10 Jun 08 - 06:24 PM
Little Hawk 10 Jun 08 - 06:28 PM
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JennieG 11 Jun 08 - 04:44 AM
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Subject: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 02:59 PM

Or are they faking it?

Have generations of innocent young minds been led astray by these cynical stuffed bruins, and what are they really in it for? These are the questions that must be answered if we are to rest easy in our beds at night and be able to bring up our kids right in suburban and small town America!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:02 PM

And more importantly, should WE care about Care Bears?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:13 PM

WTF are the Care Bears?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: GUEST,Volgadon
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:14 PM

They are cleverly subversive, out to destroy every moral fibre of society, plus, they use chords and harmonise.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: MMario
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:14 PM

generations? I don't think so.

And most kids realize pretty soon the CB's are in it for the money.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:16 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Care_Bears


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: frogprince
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:17 PM

Let's face it, they're just in it for the corporate profits; them, Barney, those blasted gay tellatubies, Curious George, all of 'em. Your Granny will probably try to tell you that things were different once; that Winnie the Pooh was totally sincere. Yeah, sure...


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:19 PM

Did they ever smoke weed?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:19 PM

The ten original Care Bears consisted of Bedtime Bear, Birthday Bear, Cheer Bear, Friend Bear, Funshine Bear, Good Luck Bear, Grumpy Bear, Love-A-Lot Bear, Tenderheart Bear and Wish Bear. Later on, additional bears joined them, as well as the Cousins.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:20 PM

Sounds like an episode of "The Waltons".


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:24 PM

No Peace, there wasn't a Goodnight Bear.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 03:26 PM

Smoke weed? A Large omnivore with the munchies? Sounds ominous.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Wesley S
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 04:07 PM

Isn't one of the Care Bears purple? Does that make him or her a Gay Bear?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: PoppaGator
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 04:20 PM

They don't give a shit and neither do I.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 04:26 PM

Goodnight, PoppaGator.





























LOLOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: GUEST,Volgadon
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 04:30 PM

No, not Curious George, I refuse to believe that!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 04:34 PM

Care Bears care about as much as crack dealers do.

Of course, I suppose that if a bunch of crack dealers were made to look cute and were backed up with zillions of marketing dollars, there'd be a few million children who would believe they care.

"Care Crack Dealers." Has a nice ring, doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 05:11 PM

Don't care bear.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 05:30 PM

Ha! Just as I suspected, the Care Bears do NOT have our children's welfare in mind. Thanks, people, for giving this expose the seriousness and attention that it deserves.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: PoppaGator
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 05:36 PM

Winnie-the-Pooh was once sincere, when he appeared only in those four little books by A.A. Milne. Since he's become an animated Disney character, I have my doubts about him.

Same for Curious George, the nicest guy you'd ever ewant to meet through three or four decades in illustrated children's books, but now a bit less reliably innocent since making that movies-and-TV deal.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 05:40 PM

Got that right, Poppa Gator. The original Winnie-the-Pooh was entirely sincere, as were his erstwhile companions. Those books were wonderful.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 05:45 PM

Next we're gonna find out that the Teletubbies didn't care, either. Or Barney.















Death! Where is thy sting?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 05:49 PM

I think Barney is high on something all the time, but on what I'm not sure.

As for the Teletubbies...they are just as bad as it gets. They must be an alien plot of some kind to destroy all sentient life on Earth, that's what I'm thinking.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: heric
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 06:22 PM

Only Tinky Winky is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that.) And all of them smoke the best weed all the time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:35 PM

Teletubbies, Care Bears, Smurfs, Barney and all the rest are actually illegal space aliens who are preparing our children to be fodder for their Indescribably Awful Brain-sucking Interstellar Masters.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 08:37 PM

OK . . . . But, having watched a few bills debated in Canada's House of Commons, IMO the aliens are already here and they have done just that to many of our Members of Parliament.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 09:28 PM

Yeah, they've gotten to our Congress too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 09:39 PM

Why don't we send the Care Bears to the Middle East? I'll bet they could solve the problems there in no time!





















And if they don't, well, we'd be rid of them.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Escapee
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 01:05 AM

Does a Care Bear give a shit in the woods?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: JennieG
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 03:28 AM

If he/she does, does anyone care?

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: GUEST,Volgadon
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 03:51 AM

There were movies? I'm sure the man in the yellow hat put him up to it, he's a very shady character.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Micca
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 04:13 AM

I will NEVER forgive Disney for what they've done to the Winnie the Pooh characters They (SHUDDER) have Eeyore SMILING!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: GUEST,Volgadon
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 04:28 AM

If the Disney Wiinie the Pooh leaves you jaded, take a look at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuBzKV6XgvA


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: *Laura*
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 06:23 AM

I agree Micca - I think it's almost CRIMINAL! My dad used to read me winnie the pooh when I was little, and not so little, with all the voices and everything - and loads of kids now only know him as a fat stupid idiot with a stupid voice!! I HATE IT!!!

phew... ok.

Yeh I always thought the teletubbies were on laughing gas or something.

Care Bears? I never remember them on greetings cards. Only as toys and tv progs and big plastic money boxes in supermarkets, so no - I don't think they care.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 08:20 AM

Do we need a thread on IABSIM ( Indescribably Awful Brain-sucking Interstellar Masters )?


As in , IABSIM makes the heart grow fonder?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 09:49 AM

I always thought that was the 'Look at the Awful, Braindead Idiotic Animals' but they may have changed their acronym.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Becca72
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 09:50 AM

Care Bears will sell their mothers for a dime bag.

Now, Strawberry Shortcake and her pals (Blueberry Muffin, Huckleberry Pie, Apple Dumplin', etc) THEY care, man.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 06:24 PM

Yeah, well, they also work for a guy who drives a custom Continental and make up part of his stable.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 06:28 PM

I heard that Care Bears have been hired by the Bush administration to serve as interrogators at Guantanamo and other such facilities. They will stop at nothing. They are capable of anything.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 09:47 PM

And don't get me started on Raggedy Ann and Andy or Sunbonnet Sue and HER "friend." Let's just say that they're not all that "wholesome."


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: JennieG
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 04:44 AM

And let's not forget Holly Hobbie who always looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth......but we know better don't we!

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: John Hardly
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 06:24 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Polite Guest
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 08:14 AM

From Little Hawk:

"I heard that Care Bears have been hired by the Bush administration to serve as interrogators at Guantanamo and other such facilities. They will stop at nothing. They are capable of anything."


Uh Oh!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 12:50 PM

WHOA!!!!!!!!! Terrifying!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: PoppaGator
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 01:53 PM

Know who really doesn't care?

Hello Kitty.

Of course, it's not her fault; it's just absolutely characteristic of her species.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Def Shepard
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 02:15 PM

keep repeating to yourself, "they're simply toys and animated films, they're not real." :-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 02:19 PM

Does that work with politicians, too?


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 03:21 PM

Oh, wouldn't that be great!


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 03:26 PM

"there's no place like home. (tap)

there's no place like home. (tap)

there's no place like home. (tap)"


Nope- I'm still here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Do the Care Bears really care?
From: Micca
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 03:28 PM

I think ClareBear does!!!


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