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BS: Quote of the Day -

John O'L 20 Mar 08 - 07:07 PM
katlaughing 20 Mar 08 - 06:47 PM
Donuel 20 Mar 08 - 05:22 PM
GUEST,Ed T 20 Mar 08 - 05:20 PM
Bert 19 Mar 08 - 09:07 PM
mrdux 17 Mar 08 - 12:25 AM
Bert 16 Mar 08 - 11:45 AM
GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz 12 Mar 08 - 01:39 PM
kendall 12 Mar 08 - 01:23 PM
The Fooles Troupe 12 Mar 08 - 06:36 AM
Donuel 11 Mar 08 - 12:28 PM
Les in Chorlton 11 Mar 08 - 11:01 AM
Amos 11 Mar 08 - 10:09 AM
Georgiansilver 11 Mar 08 - 09:58 AM
Les in Chorlton 11 Mar 08 - 05:00 AM
John O'L 11 Mar 08 - 01:08 AM
John O'L 11 Mar 08 - 01:05 AM
Peter T. 10 Mar 08 - 10:36 PM
Bill D 10 Mar 08 - 02:33 PM
Cassy 10 Mar 08 - 02:21 PM
mrdux 10 Mar 08 - 02:04 PM
Les in Chorlton 10 Mar 08 - 10:23 AM
Donuel 10 Mar 08 - 09:45 AM
Les in Chorlton 10 Mar 08 - 08:26 AM
mrdux 10 Mar 08 - 12:17 AM
Bill D 09 Mar 08 - 09:39 PM
John O'L 09 Mar 08 - 09:07 PM
Bill D 09 Mar 08 - 05:59 PM
GUEST,Guest 08 Mar 08 - 07:22 PM
number 6 08 Mar 08 - 07:11 PM
GUEST,Guest 08 Mar 08 - 06:52 PM
John MacKenzie 08 Mar 08 - 06:31 PM
John O'L 08 Mar 08 - 06:29 PM
GUEST,Guest 08 Mar 08 - 06:23 PM
John MacKenzie 08 Mar 08 - 06:11 PM
autolycus 08 Mar 08 - 05:55 PM
GUEST,Guest 08 Mar 08 - 05:52 PM
John MacKenzie 08 Mar 08 - 05:44 PM
GUEST,Guest 08 Mar 08 - 05:42 PM
number 6 08 Mar 08 - 05:10 PM
GUEST,Guest 08 Mar 08 - 05:04 PM
GUEST,Appaloosa Lady 08 Mar 08 - 04:15 PM
autolycus 08 Mar 08 - 04:05 PM
Irish sergeant 08 Mar 08 - 03:54 PM
Bert Fegg 08 Mar 08 - 03:14 PM
dick greenhaus 08 Mar 08 - 02:56 PM
Bill D 07 Mar 08 - 05:44 PM
Bill D 07 Mar 08 - 05:36 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: John O'L
Date: 20 Mar 08 - 07:07 PM

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes even bigger man to laugh at him.

- anon


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 Mar 08 - 06:47 PM

"Mama, I'm bringing a PURR-mankus to your house!" - Morgan the grandson -

After many questions I figure it out...he's bringing a praying mantis home from school!


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From: Donuel
Date: 20 Mar 08 - 05:22 PM

"Hate the Spin, Love the Spinner"

a famous mudcatter


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: GUEST,Ed T
Date: 20 Mar 08 - 05:20 PM

"I used to read but making stuff up is faster." — Scott Adams.

Intelligence has much less practical application than you'd think." — Scott Adams.


One of the best things to come out of the home computer revolution could be the general and widespread understanding of how severely limited logic really is. Frank Herbert

"It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled seas of thought." — John K. Galbraith.

"Talent and sensibility clearly don't travel on the same chromosomes." — Ray Everett-Church

When your IQ rises to 28, sell." — Professor Irwin Corey to a heckler.When your IQ rises to 28, sell." — Professor Irwin Corey to a heckler.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Bert
Date: 19 Mar 08 - 09:07 PM

Being a lot better than Bush shouldn't in itself be seen as an adequate qualification for any kind of responsible job.

McGrath on the McCain/liar thread.


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From: mrdux
Date: 17 Mar 08 - 12:25 AM

"I still have all my vinyl. . .You can't roll a joint on an iPod."

                        – Shelby Lynne, quoted in the New York Times Magazine, 13 January, 2008


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Bert
Date: 16 Mar 08 - 11:45 AM

"There's three things wrong with this statue. First, Jesus wasn't pink. Second, he wasn't effeminate. And third, he didn't have to be dusted three times a week!"

LadyJean in the "What did Jesus look like thread.

And get orf yer duffs you lazy bums, I had to search back SEVEN days to find this Quote of the DAY thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 01:39 PM

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: kendall
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 01:23 PM

After talking with Pete Seeger the other day, I awoke with an original quote in my mind:
"Ignorance is poverty of the mind."


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 06:36 AM

Amos - he can't see the wood for the trees!


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From: Donuel
Date: 11 Mar 08 - 12:28 PM

From the bull comes the


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 11 Mar 08 - 11:01 AM

From th burrows (buroughs?) come the pelt for my hat?


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Amos
Date: 11 Mar 08 - 10:09 AM

And what exactly is it you think forests are made up of, GS? Bunnies?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 11 Mar 08 - 09:58 AM

Kaballah got it wrong....the axe handle comes from a tree...not a forest!


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 11 Mar 08 - 05:00 AM

"From the forrest comes the wood for the axe-handle

This looks ripe for parody:

From the sea comes the salt for wounds .................


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: John O'L
Date: 11 Mar 08 - 01:08 AM

From the forrest comes the wood for the axe-handle.

- The Kaballah


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: John O'L
Date: 11 Mar 08 - 01:05 AM

My Ancient History tutor told us that The Iliad & the Odyssey were probably not written by Homer but by someone else calling himself Homer.

Yeah, right...


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Peter T.
Date: 10 Mar 08 - 10:36 PM

"You can fool some people about your age with makeup, but you can't fool a flight of stairs."
                                                - Marlene Dietrich


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Mar 08 - 02:33 PM

"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one." - Cato


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Cassy
Date: 10 Mar 08 - 02:21 PM

It is difficult to say who do you the most mischief: enemies with the worst intentions or friends with the best.                     

E.R.Bulwer-Lytton:


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: mrdux
Date: 10 Mar 08 - 02:04 PM

"Is it true that the magic penny works best if you don't believe in it?"

In the particular instance, probably.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 10 Mar 08 - 10:23 AM

The manager of Barnsley:

We won


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From: Donuel
Date: 10 Mar 08 - 09:45 AM

"[Those] who have an excessive faith in their theories or in their ideas are not only poorly disposed to make discoveries, but they also make very poor observations." —Claude Bernard (1813-78) French physiologist, 1865


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 10 Mar 08 - 08:26 AM

Is it true that the magic penny works best if you don't believe in it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: mrdux
Date: 10 Mar 08 - 12:17 AM

"I don't need luck: I have a Magic Penny."

                         -- Beth, one of my business partners


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 09:39 PM

I like that one, John, O'L...it reminds me of:

"God didn't create the world, it was some other Supreme Being using his name!"
    ..anon


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: John O'L
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 09:07 PM

I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons


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From: Bill D
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 05:59 PM

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 07:22 PM

OK, now we're in for it. I found a George Carlin quotes page. It really is reassuring to know someone has a sicker sense of humor than I do.

Here we go.

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like."

And I just love this little blessing of his:

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."


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From: number 6
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 07:11 PM

Joan Jett ... whoa, watch out!

"Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny.
.... from Frank Zappa

biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 06:52 PM

That Victor Borge one is brilliant!

"If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet."

                                              --Keith Richards


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 06:31 PM

If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it out by one's conversation.

~ Oscar Wilde


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: John O'L
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 06:29 PM

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

- Victor Borge, playing to a half-filled house in Flint, Michigan.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 06:23 PM

"Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up."

                                        --Joan Jett


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 06:11 PM

Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you do is scratch it.
~ Thomas Beecham (to a cellist, ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: autolycus
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 05:55 PM

The English don't care much for music. As long as you start together, and finish together, they don't care wqhat happens in between.    Thomas Beecham

   Ivor


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 05:52 PM

Now, how about musician Quotes of the Day?

"Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play."

                            --Willie Nelson


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 05:44 PM

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

Dorothy Parker.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 05:42 PM

Oh, I always forget my favorite pithy quotes from the gals of the silver screen!

"Macho does not prove mucho."

"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"

                        --Zsa Zsa Gabor

"The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"

"When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion she's a bitch."

                        --Bette Davis

"His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork."

"Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."

                        --Mae West


"You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing."

                        --Meryl Streep


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From: number 6
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 05:10 PM

"Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes."

...........from Tommy Douglas


biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 05:04 PM

"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."

                                  --Werner von Braun


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 04:15 PM

"I will speak ill of no man, and speak all the good I know of everybody." - Benjamin Franklin


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: autolycus
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 04:05 PM

The Parker quote is very Zen.


   I have several dozen quotations books. Don't know how to continue that thought.

Ivor


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From: Irish sergeant
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 03:54 PM

"Don't play the saxophone. Let it play you." - Charlie Parker.

"In a worls of peace and love, music would be the universal language." - Henry David Thoreau

Neil


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From: Bert Fegg
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 03:14 PM

"All in all I'd rather have been a judge than a miner. And what is more, being a miner, as soon as you are too old and tired and sick and stupid to do the job properly, you have to go. Well, the very opposite applies with the judges."

Peter Cook


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 02:56 PM

A woman who strives to be a man is lacking one important thing:




















ambition.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 05:44 PM

"Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 05:36 PM

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity." - Martin Luther King, Jr.


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 04:28 PM

I let my girlfriend down this morning!...........................







but don't worry..................






I'll blow her up again tonight!


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Subject: RE: BS: Quote of the Day -
From: autolycus
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 03:17 PM

Let me guess first. Erm - I'll go for Wittgenstein.


   Ivor


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