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BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!

GUEST 19 Dec 07 - 07:36 PM
GUEST,Joybell's Joyful Bell jingler 07 Dec 07 - 08:03 PM
Liz the Squeak 26 Nov 07 - 04:17 AM
GUEST,Hawker's Secret Santa 25 Nov 07 - 09:41 PM
GUEST,Tabster's Secret Santa 25 Nov 07 - 03:52 PM
GUEST,Hawker's Secret Santa 25 Nov 07 - 12:05 PM
Maryrrf 25 Nov 07 - 10:15 AM
GUEST 25 Nov 07 - 07:33 AM
Hawker 24 Nov 07 - 10:47 AM
GUEST,Hawker's Secret Santa... 24 Nov 07 - 09:13 AM
GUEST,MeganL's inquisitive Secret Santa 24 Nov 07 - 07:29 AM
GUEST,The Care & Rapaire Santaire 22 Nov 07 - 06:24 PM
Rapparee 22 Nov 07 - 05:03 PM
Snuffy 22 Nov 07 - 12:56 PM
GUEST,Snuffy's Secretive Santa Person! 22 Nov 07 - 12:10 PM
Rapparee 22 Nov 07 - 12:09 PM
GUEST,The Care & Rapaire Santaire 22 Nov 07 - 12:05 PM
Linda Goodman Zebooker 22 Nov 07 - 10:38 AM
GUEST,The Care & Rapaire Santaire 22 Nov 07 - 10:38 AM
Rapparee 22 Nov 07 - 09:36 AM
GUEST,Liz's VERY Secret Santa 22 Nov 07 - 06:36 AM
GUEST,SECSY LTS pretending to work. 22 Nov 07 - 06:13 AM
GUEST,The Care & Rapaire Santaire 22 Nov 07 - 05:38 AM
GUEST,OPEN MIKE'S SECRET SANTA 22 Nov 07 - 05:12 AM
GUEST,Jack in coldland 22 Nov 07 - 04:56 AM
Hawker 22 Nov 07 - 04:20 AM
Sandra in Sydney 22 Nov 07 - 03:49 AM
Anne Lister 22 Nov 07 - 02:51 AM
Sandra in Sydney 22 Nov 07 - 01:23 AM
GUEST,Greg's(tephens) Garrulous Galivanting Gaghan 21 Nov 07 - 11:38 PM
ranger1 21 Nov 07 - 07:23 PM
GUEST,Silenus Charm, Dave'sWife's Santa's CRE 21 Nov 07 - 12:26 PM
artbrooks 21 Nov 07 - 12:09 PM
GUEST,Kim C 21 Nov 07 - 10:07 AM
GUEST,Linda Goodman's Santy Claus 21 Nov 07 - 10:02 AM
Megan L 21 Nov 07 - 05:06 AM
John MacKenzie 21 Nov 07 - 04:54 AM
JennieG 21 Nov 07 - 02:14 AM
GUEST,Alaska Mike's Extra Special Secret Santa 20 Nov 07 - 10:17 PM
GUEST,Giok's harried Secret Santa 20 Nov 07 - 08:35 PM
GUEST,Kim C's exceedingly devious Santa 20 Nov 07 - 05:40 PM
Megan L 20 Nov 07 - 05:39 PM
GUEST,MeganL's Industrious Secret Santa 20 Nov 07 - 05:29 PM
Megan L 20 Nov 07 - 04:30 PM
Rapparee 20 Nov 07 - 04:18 PM
bfdk 20 Nov 07 - 03:36 PM
astro 20 Nov 07 - 11:28 AM
Becca72 20 Nov 07 - 11:16 AM
GUEST,Becca72's curious santa 20 Nov 07 - 10:32 AM
GUEST,Da BOSS 20 Nov 07 - 05:12 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Dec 07 - 07:36 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,Joybell's Joyful Bell jingler
Date: 07 Dec 07 - 08:03 PM

Joybell, ma dahlink, if December 25th arrives before your package, keep up your hope. You ARE remembered...

I just sent my flying reindeer out to gather various and sundry for your pressie package, and they got a bit lost.

So your gift may be late. But it will still be coming...

Rest assured.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Nov 07 - 04:17 AM

Join us in part two of this thread, coming soon to a screen near you!

SECSY
LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,Hawker's Secret Santa
Date: 25 Nov 07 - 09:41 PM

ok, I re-read the other thread...perhaps I should have done that before my last post. I tend to be a positive thinker anyway so I will continue to hope for good news! Good thoughts from this side of the pond from myself, Mrs Claus and all the elves!

Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Pla
From: GUEST,Tabster's Secret Santa
Date: 25 Nov 07 - 03:52 PM

Been a while. Santa's been in gaol very busy, tuning up the old sleigh, flogging petting the reindeer, and most of all trying to find just exactly the right present for Tabster.

It isn't easy being Santa, what with all the groupies and everything.

Santa was thinking that you might like an all-expence-paid holiday in some exotic sclime, but quickly learned that Luna City doesn't yet exist. Sooooo...Santa will have to send you gold, I suppose. And perhaps some reading materail about the North Pole.

Ol' Father Christmas will get it out this week, but it might come a little late for the holiday. What with the labour demands by that stinking elf union problems Santa had earlier this year, Santa can't afford to send it by express. In fact, Santa can barely afford a handcar.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,Hawker's Secret Santa
Date: 25 Nov 07 - 12:05 PM

I've been watching the other thread that has been discussing the health issues. I'm glad that the news has been good and I think that the gift will hopefully be just what the doctor ordered! It's on its way and the postal service claims that it should arrive in 6 to 10 days. I hope you like it!!!

Santa....


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: Maryrrf
Date: 25 Nov 07 - 10:15 AM

Oh dear I see that my Santa posted a long time ago looking for more hints and I missed it! Well, I don't know where you are from, but any kind of traditional music that has a local flavor would be welcome, also I am a tea drinker and enjoy trying different kinds of tea. Also like to read.....don't worry too much, the surprise is what counts!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 07 - 07:33 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: Hawker
Date: 24 Nov 07 - 10:47 AM

Oh santa.... and a poet too
How lovely to hear again from you!

Glad its a gift to warm my heart
though a pond it has to cross,
'cos mine had an attack this week
And Ive had orders from the boss
To wrap up warm and take things slow
And to look after myself
So I could do with a bit of cheer
From you and your Great elf

Resting quietly........
Lucy


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,Hawker's Secret Santa...
Date: 24 Nov 07 - 09:13 AM

My dearest Hawker,
   The plan has been launched! Read on!!!!

In your stocking, ther'll be no loss,
Although I have a pond to cross
The elves and I have done our part
To send a gift to warm your heart

   It's on it's way! Sorry I haven't revisited, been a little busy recruiting elves to help assemble the gift. Very successful I must say...I have a great elf!

Keep checking the mailbox, it's a comin!!!!

Santa.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,MeganL's inquisitive Secret Santa
Date: 24 Nov 07 - 07:29 AM

Megan, my Dear, are you sure they said Iceland? The reindeer weren't able to intercept him in Iceland, at any rate. On the other hand I've been hearing disturbing rumours from Australia, so I may have to send out a search party..

Keep watching the mail, Dear!

MISS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,The Care & Rapaire Santaire
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 06:24 PM

Well, that's mighty decent of ya, Spuddy. Both the 600 and the offer of the Bushmills. Don't bother breakin' out the good stuff, tho. I've been to the Bushmills distillery and have a bottle stashed away m'self. But yer obviously a man of taste ...

Yer stuff is all packed off now and is in the hands of the postal elves. Don't go stalking the post office for a while, tho. I ain't payin' for no express delivery ... !

CaRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Pla
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 05:03 PM

I claim number 600 for my Secret Santa (who is going to bring me a very special present, I know).


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: Snuffy
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 12:56 PM

I hope it is the goodies and not the elves that are wrapped up and ready to send. Gathered goodies go down great, but preferably not with elvish fingers in them.

I shall keep on being as good as I usually am - I don't get better than that!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,Snuffy's Secretive Santa Person!
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 12:10 PM

Well 'ello me dear Snuffy.

I'm just checking in to make sure you are still being a good boy. My elves 'ave been busy and have gathered goodies for you. Just need 'em to pull their little elvish fingers out and get them wrapped up and ready to send. December is just round the corner and Yule is galloping up fast behind.

Keep being a good boy

Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Pla
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 12:09 PM

Dang, Santa, I'd think that the reindeer would know the route by heart by now.

Tell ya what: I'll leave out some Redbreast and you can tipple or not as you see fit. Unless you'd rather have some 16 year old Bushmill's single malt....


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,The Care & Rapaire Santaire
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 12:05 PM

Yeh, and now that Goodwife Goodman has brought it up ... how about leavin' out a bit of decent grub come Christmas eve, eh? It's cold up in that jet stream. Nice bowl of chilli and garlic bread would be a welcome sight. Or maybe some bar-b-q (to go). No alcohol cuz I'm drivin.

CaRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: Linda Goodman Zebooker
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 10:38 AM

Yay, I have a SANTA!!! I was good yesterday and did not peek at the Mudcat all day. Today Sandra in Sydney tipped me off about this first word from the giant elf. Good 'ol Sandra.

SO, Santa HELLO! I do like tea, we have tea in our office and chat in the afternoons -- I have a good boss, that way--. Scents I don't do so well with, some bother my tummy. I do like and use an assortment of citrus-y scents though. My favorite is orange-blossom.

So, Santa please write again! What sort of treat should I leave for you and the crew at my building's front desk? (you have to be buzzed in to access any chimneys). Please note that they have a rubber mat so you all can wipe your 34 (38?) assorted feet. Mind the terrazzo, it's slippery for snowy hooves.

Sudden chilling thought...Oh, dear. Now that I have a Santa, I really DO have to be good. I was planning otherwise....

Linda


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,The Care & Rapaire Santaire
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 10:38 AM

Errr ... sorry about that, bud.

I keep tellin' the ol' girl, "Maud, ya gotta REPLACE THE PATCHES!" Those suckers don't drug 'er up narry more than a couple of hours at a time. Costin' me a fortune. Wish those ankle biters would start leaving cash money instead of sugar cookies ... A guy has expenses, ya know.

(Give us some warnin' the next time ya call. Rudolph's got some micro-brews under the counter that make for a real social-like evenin.)

CaRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Pla
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 09:36 AM

I went to the North Pole to give you a neighborly "Howdy."

You weren't home. Your Missuss said something about "damned old reprobate" and "Rudolf's Bar" and "Why do you think his nose is so red?" and slammed the door on me.

Well, I did try....


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Pla
From: GUEST,Liz's VERY Secret Santa
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 06:36 AM

Ya never know until THE DAY itself, luv.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,SECSY LTS pretending to work.
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 06:13 AM

Mmmmmmmmmm poteen, mmmmmmmm

Been a long time since I had any of that... what more could a hard working SECSY ask for.... if only I HAD a secret santa instead of just arranging them....
















Well, it's worth a try!


SECSY
LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,The Care & Rapaire Santaire
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 05:38 AM

Yep, m' li'l Idaho spuddoodie. Them colleens get such a good price for their homespun from the yankee tourists, they literally sell the shirts from their own backs. You can tell there was a nip in the air the day that snap was ... errr ... snapped.

So, you were in Canada and didn't call in to the North Pole to swap howdies? Won't hold it against ya. Ireland was a li'l shopping expedition (stocking up on the poteen for the older girls 'n' boys on m' list). Next trip out, I've promised the reindeer gals that I'll go to the stock sale down the Yukon and bring them home a stud. Work hard, play hard - that's their motto!

And you can book yer own luxury motel in Dublin - some of us have to take catnaps in a sleigh.

CaRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,OPEN MIKE'S SECRET SANTA
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 05:12 AM

Open Mike .... You are a very secretive santee I hope all is well with you as not a word from you on this thread!   My elves report sending you a post card. I hope it arrived.

SS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,Jack in coldland
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 04:56 AM

I is not out wiv der trollses and I is not drinkin anyfink but milky tee.

Liz der skweek put der pikchurs of me in der reehab klinik on her fliker page. I remember dat FLUSH like it wos yesterday.

I is being good. Onist.

JACK


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: Hawker
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 04:20 AM

I haven't heard from my santa since the 2nd October when this thread started.......Santa said he/she was planning........I think, Tabster, the plan may have been a party with your santa and they are BOTH sleeping it off, it may be that we are to get empty bottles for Christmas!
Perhaps My santa works for a planning department - now we all KNOW that they take forever to do anything! Got any clues for me santa?
Have you become a trappist monk and taken a vow of silence?
Tease me a little, you know you want to!
Cheers, Lucy


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Pla
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 03:49 AM

well, we can only hope the missing Santas are busy creating lotsa' pressies! for their Santees naturally, not just the planet's 6 billion inhabitants, tho of course, that would keep them very busy!

sandra (sniffing too, but I have a summer cold or maybe an allergy attack, but it feels like a cold, how undignified)


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: Anne Lister
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 02:51 AM

My Santa seems to have gone to sleep - hibernating? I've accepted the silence of my Santee *sniff*, but I think that my Santa has possibly over-indulged in the seasonal sherry and is sleeping it off.

Ho, hum.

Anne


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Pla
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 22 Nov 07 - 01:23 AM

do you think my Santa might be there too, Ranger1?

My 2006 Santa, Linda Gooodman, now has a Santa which is a Good Thing. Apart from the fact she is an excellent person, she missed out last year, so it would have been horrible to miss out 2 years running.

sandra


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From: GUEST,Greg's(tephens) Garrulous Galivanting Gaghan
Date: 21 Nov 07 - 11:38 PM

Watch your rooftop! The sleigh is on its way with your package.


HoHoHoHahahaHeeHeeHee!

Your Secret Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: ranger1
Date: 21 Nov 07 - 07:23 PM

Nah, Art. I think they're hanging out with my Santa getting blind stinking drunk somewhere without a thought for their pining santees.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,Silenus Charm, Dave'sWife's Santa's CRE
Date: 21 Nov 07 - 12:26 PM

Hullo Dave'sWife,

I was wondering, did you get Santa's postcard? I hope so. He was passing through the Tarheel State recently and thought you might like a recipe souvenir. Santa loves to cook, much like you -- and like you, he believes that old family recipes are the best. He'll see what he can do in that regard. You wouldn't believe how old his family is!

Santa hopes that you will have a wonderful Thanksgiving, and he also rather selfishly hopes that you will post your dinner menu somewhere in Mudcat, assuming you're cooking -- your brilliant food writing always whets his appetite for his next meal. Alas, as we approach Christmas that next meal is often a quick mug of soup, or at best grilled cheese...

Yours in haste,
Silenus Charm, Crack Research Elf


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Pla
From: artbrooks
Date: 21 Nov 07 - 12:09 PM

Do I have a Santa? Does Jenn have a Santa? They were each heard of once, long ago...maybe they were run over by a reindeer.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,Kim C
Date: 21 Nov 07 - 10:07 AM

Santy, I received your clever post card, but no package yet. I imagine it will be arriving soon. :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,Linda Goodman's Santy Claus
Date: 21 Nov 07 - 10:02 AM

Good Linda, I apologize for being so late to the game. As you can imagine, it's shaping up to be a busy, busy time.

Let me ask, do you take tea at all? Also, do you like nicely scented things, or do they make you sneeze?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: Megan L
Date: 21 Nov 07 - 05:06 AM

AWWW jings noo we will never hear the end o it MacKenzie has a santa.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Pla
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Nov 07 - 04:54 AM

Here's someone else smiling, nay, grinning broadly.


I got a Santa, I got a Santa, I got a Santa

Not that I'm excited or anything !

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: JennieG
Date: 21 Nov 07 - 02:14 AM

Thank you Santa! A little surprise was waiting for me after work today, it had come all the way from Denmark. What a lovely helper you have!

My cats have sniffed the envelope and decided that it came from a Very Very Cold Place.

As you have noticed I have been trying to be very very good. I have even started talking to Himself again (don't ask).

Cheers
JennieG smiling because Santa hasn't forgotten


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From: GUEST,Alaska Mike's Extra Special Secret Santa
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 10:17 PM

Did you catch a salmon in the islands Mike/ or maybe a big brown bear?

Perhaps I could train bears to pull the sleigh instead of reindeer....those pesky reindeer keep complaining of the load......I'll show them complaints.........!

Best wishes
Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,Giok's harried Secret Santa
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 08:35 PM

Yo, Giok!

You have probably convinced yourself by now (with some justification) that your Secret Santa is a real rotter or a sad loser, and/or that he or she has forgotten you or is ignoring you. Well, nothing could be further from the truth!

In fact, your Santa has been expending what little energy he or she has left over from actually working for a living on gathering an assortment of goodies for you. And the assortment is almost complete! Your pressie will be winging its way to Scotland very soon, so rest easy!

Your harried-but-faithful Secret Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Pla
From: GUEST,Kim C's exceedingly devious Santa
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 05:40 PM

Hello Ms Kim

Have you received the early present that was winging your way a few days ago? I hope that the elves did their job well otherwise there will be a few terminations going on at the North Pole before long.

We have been busy preparing the rest of your cornucopia of giftness, not to be opened, of course, until the day.

Watch the post now........


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: Megan L
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 05:39 PM

Dear Santa well according to the lass in the resturant there was a rogue elf seen getting drunk in Bejing when he was arrested he asked them if they had seen his friend Jack. after much searching the police officer was able to tell him the troublemaker was causing earthquakes in Iceland. I knew Skarpi should never have let Jack and the trolls get a boom box and brenavin.

Anyway said elf has now been released from police custody and escorted to the airport with a gentle advice on not returning to Bejing in the near future and definately never to bring Jack with him. Last seen boarding plane to Iceland clutching two number 26 a number 59 and a side order of 102. so the reindeers should be able to intercept him before he reaches the party.

Yours truthfully Meg


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From: GUEST,MeganL's Industrious Secret Santa
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 05:29 PM

Megan, my Dear, I'm glad the little fishes arrived. That means that SOME elves are doing their jobs, at any rate. I'm afraid I still haven't heard from the rascal I sent off with instructions to make purchases in Australia, I wonder if he's still in China somewhere? I'm getting a bit worried about him, you know.

MISS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: Megan L
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 04:30 PM

Oh Santa

Tere are now lots of little fishes swimming around the smily faces on my fridge. Thank you I hope the maurauding elf was duely reprimanded when he or she brought back the carry out.

Meg


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Pla
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 04:18 PM

Dear Secret Santa,

I got your postal card. Do all the women dress like that over there? If they do it they must save lots of money on fabric.

Did you know that my wife and I went to Canada this past August and we hope to visit Ireland at the end of May? You know, a really nice present would be a week in Dublin at one of those five star hotels.

Your Santee
Rapaire


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: bfdk
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 03:36 PM

Esteemed BOSS Santa,

Thank you ever so much for the update, I'm very much looking forward to your communications. I'm also relieved to hear that no elves were harmed in the process :-) I wouldn't mind, though, if one or two elves were indeed stuck to the parcel, you never know when a couple of replacement elves might come in handy. Already we've heard stories of elves getting lost in China and some that may be on the verge of perishing off the Maine coast. Who knows, it might happen to some of mine, too, when the time to deliver comes..

Hot glue gun taken away, you say? Health and Safety do tend to have a dampening effect on all sort of revelries, these days, don't they? I mean, what's the harm in letting a few harmless elves have some fun with a hot glue gun..? Authorities, indeed!!

Your instructions regarding the whens, wheres and whys have been duly noted and taken ad notam. Things shall be carried out according to your instructions, oh esteemed BOSS, and to the letter.

There's a dog leaning heavily on me here, tail wagging, ears pricked - insofar as dacshhund ears can at all be pricked - and tongue lolling. He wants to know if he may consider himeself "a person" in this respect? Or do only two-leggers qualify for that description by your standards? He would like to make it clear that he has all of 12 years of practice and experience in opening his own christmas presents, so opening one would pose no problem whatsoever..

He also wanted to sign himself "hopefully yours", but I told him I'll have none of that, as I consider him "hopefully mine". Hopefully, you don't mind, Esteemed BOSS Santa.

Reverent and expectant greetings from Denmark,

Bente


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Pla
From: astro
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 11:28 AM

Well Secret Santa...we will open the package this weekend when I get back home from Los Angeles and look forward to the clues there....happy everything...

Astro for Desert Dancer in Tucson while I'm in LA


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: Becca72
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 11:16 AM

Oh thank you, Santa! I will make sure my boys keep in check. They really are lovely little kitties, just too smart for their own good as Jacqui can tell you.
We're getting our first snow fall here today (though it's nothing that will stick) and that just adds to the spirit of things!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,Becca72's curious santa
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 10:32 AM

Becca my dear

I sent my elves to have a word with a former santee of yours though their reports seemed to make little sence they say the woman kept babbling on about long legged birds, perhaps I should have made one of your gifts a little longer if that is the case.

To late however to do anything about that now since the parcel has been handed to my alternative delivery source. The reindeers refuse to do a thing before christmas eve. Please inform your furry friends that any furry creature seen in the water in the vicinity of Maine is NOT i repeat NOT food. the number of parcels that have gone astray because cats cannot control their urge to consume anything furry:( Now it may take a little while to arrive because the gulf stream plays up a bit at this time of year and my alternative delivery source does not like getting to cold.

Take care my dear and inform your dear papa that he is being watched so keep doing the exercises or i will be forced to forward a parcel of Ruddolph droppings.

Your sincerely
Insanity clause


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!
From: GUEST,Da BOSS
Date: 20 Nov 07 - 05:12 AM

Expect the unexpected soon.

Wrapping has begun, the elves have managed to not stick themselves together with the sellotape but the hot glue gun has been taken away by Health and Safety.

On its arrival, you may open the purple one. The blue one is for THE DAY.

Should you find any parcel not labelled for you, please could you pass it to the appropriate person.

Da BOSS


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