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BS: Secret Santa Messages '07-Santas, Come Play!

GUEST,JennyO's SS 02 Oct 07 - 04:57 AM
GUEST,Becca72's cautious secret santa 02 Oct 07 - 05:09 AM
GUEST,Becca72's cautious secret santa 02 Oct 07 - 05:11 AM
JennyO 02 Oct 07 - 05:23 AM
GUEST,Alison's Secret Santa 02 Oct 07 - 08:27 AM
Liz the Squeak 02 Oct 07 - 08:41 AM
GUEST,MeganL's Inquisitive Secret Santa 02 Oct 07 - 09:03 AM
GUEST,One who knows 02 Oct 07 - 09:27 AM
Liz the Squeak 02 Oct 07 - 09:30 AM
GUEST,Tabster's Secret Santa 02 Oct 07 - 09:32 AM
GUEST,EyeLanders Actual Secret Yuleperson 02 Oct 07 - 09:42 AM
GUEST,artbrooks's ssecret ssanta 02 Oct 07 - 10:24 AM
GUEST,Yet Another Secret Santa Sort! 02 Oct 07 - 10:32 AM
GUEST,Fran's secretly smirking Santa 02 Oct 07 - 10:32 AM
Liz the Squeak 02 Oct 07 - 10:36 AM
GUEST,Fran at work 02 Oct 07 - 11:01 AM
GUEST,Greg's(tephens) Garrulous Galivanting Gaghan 02 Oct 07 - 11:17 AM
GUEST,Snuffy's Secretive Santa 02 Oct 07 - 11:17 AM
GUEST 02 Oct 07 - 11:26 AM
GUEST,Ranger Steve's stupid santa 02 Oct 07 - 11:27 AM
artbrooks 02 Oct 07 - 11:29 AM
GUEST,Dave'sWife's Santa's Crack Research Elf 02 Oct 07 - 11:35 AM
Liz the Squeak 02 Oct 07 - 12:05 PM
Rapparee 02 Oct 07 - 12:20 PM
GUEST,Tabster's Secret Santa 02 Oct 07 - 12:25 PM
GUEST,CET's Personal Yuletide Secret Gift Selector 02 Oct 07 - 12:27 PM
GUEST,Hawker's Secret Santa.... 02 Oct 07 - 12:42 PM
GUEST,Greg's(tephens) Garrulous Galivanting Gaghan 02 Oct 07 - 12:48 PM
GUEST,Joybell's joyful bell jingler 02 Oct 07 - 01:08 PM
Megan L 02 Oct 07 - 01:12 PM
Becca72 02 Oct 07 - 01:47 PM
GUEST,Nancy King's Elfin Pawn 02 Oct 07 - 03:02 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Oct 07 - 04:09 PM
Severn 02 Oct 07 - 04:14 PM
GUEST,Jenn Brooks' Secret Santa 02 Oct 07 - 04:35 PM
Joybell 02 Oct 07 - 05:23 PM
Anne Lister 02 Oct 07 - 06:50 PM
GUEST,Stilly's Silly Secret Santa 02 Oct 07 - 08:11 PM
GUEST,Hilda Fish's SS (fishing for more hints!) 02 Oct 07 - 08:49 PM
Stilly River Sage 02 Oct 07 - 10:01 PM
Hawker 03 Oct 07 - 04:51 AM
GUEST,JennyO's Secret Secret Santa 2007 03 Oct 07 - 05:11 AM
GUEST,Danish Bente's Overjoyed Secret Santa 03 Oct 07 - 05:14 AM
GUEST,LTS pretending to work 03 Oct 07 - 05:19 AM
Megan L 03 Oct 07 - 05:20 AM
bfdk 03 Oct 07 - 05:42 AM
GUEST,One who Knows 03 Oct 07 - 05:44 AM
Megan L 03 Oct 07 - 05:49 AM
GUEST,One who Knows 03 Oct 07 - 06:02 AM
bfdk 03 Oct 07 - 06:15 AM
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Subject: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,JennyO's SS
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 04:57 AM

Well madam, I have been allocated your august personage for the purpose of bringing joy and gifts to the antipodes.
I always wanted to be big 'Down under'

Watch out for mail(s)

JOSS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Becca72's cautious secret santa
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 05:09 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Becca72's cautious secret santa
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 05:11 AM

See I am so cautious I am making invisble posts. The mindings however wont be invisible.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 05:23 AM

Well this is a good start, isn't it. My SS is first cab off the rank!

So JOSS, since you've always wanted to be big 'Down under', does that make you a Santa of the male gender?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Alison's Secret Santa
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 08:27 AM

Aha, me proud beauty...yet another opportunity to bring joy and confusion to the Antipodes!! I suppose I could sign myself ASS, but I won't...


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 08:41 AM

And so it begins.















Bruahahahahahahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

SECSY
LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,MeganL's Inquisitive Secret Santa
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 09:03 AM

I have just received notification from a usually reliable source that I have been placed in charge of investigating a certain lady of a northern persuasion, to wit one MeganL, to ascertain whether she qualifies for Christmas presents of the highest calibre - or a bag of coal

The thorough investigation commences forthwith. No stone will be left unturned.

If you haven't behaved, MeganL, be afraid, be very afraid !!

MISS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,One who knows
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 09:27 AM

MISS ~ I would re-evaluate the term "lady" if I were you.

Take it from One Who Knows.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 09:30 AM

JennyO - it may not be so good... remember the tortoise and the hare?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Tabster's Secret Santa
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 09:32 AM

I'm just a poor old woman, once rather famous in certain circles but now reduced to living on a small Naval pension left me by my late husband and whatever I can glean from the fields that surround my humble cottage.

So Tabster won't be getting much I'm afraid. But I'll dig into my meager savings and see what can be done. Perhaps a few small potatoes, or the handful of dried beans I was saving for my New Year's dinner.

How I wish that in my youth I had saved instead of spent! And now I, once the consort of the Crowned Heads of Europe, am reduced to wondering what to use to wrap Christmas gifts. I will be forced to use old newspaper, and I so hope that I do not mistakely send the remains of last week's eel.

Yours,
TSS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,EyeLanders Actual Secret Yuleperson
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 09:42 AM

EASY for short,

Hi Jillie,

Well if I'd known I was going to be your EASY, I'd have baked a cake!

Try and be as gold as good

as pie as nice, just as you should.

coals of lump are not for you

See and wait what I can do

your EASY x


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,artbrooks's ssecret ssanta
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 10:24 AM

So Mr artbrooks, let the revels begin indeed! I hope you have been a good boy this year. I'm sure you would rather not get a lump of coal for Christmas! I'll be watching from afar....

ABSSSS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Yet Another Secret Santa Sort!
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 10:32 AM

Membership MAY have it's rewards, but slipping in and out of the invisibilty cloak is more fun this time of year!

Animaterra, YOU have a Secret Santa!

YASSS!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Fran's secretly smirking Santa
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 10:32 AM

Fran hasn't signed in

Fran hasn't posted any hints

Is Fran one of those secretive Santas?

Is Fran getting COAL or something similar for Christmas?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 10:36 AM

Fran may still be asleep....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Fran at work
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 11:01 AM

Will post my hints when I get home from work, sorry for tardiness:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Greg's(tephens) Garrulous Galivanting Gaghan
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 11:17 AM

Hints! I need hints! A wish list, an "I wanna!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Snuffy's Secretive Santa
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 11:17 AM

Hello there Snuffy.....or should I say snuffless??!!!

You certainly have a santa and I am looking through the hints thread and collecting information on you and what you might like...have you been a good boy this year or do I need to send you a lump of coal?!!

Your
SSS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 11:26 AM

I see you've been a good boy and already posted your hints. That puts you on the "nice" list....for now :-) muhahaha


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Ranger Steve's stupid santa
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 11:27 AM

Ugh...this 'sign in and out' stuff is too hard to remember when I'm trying to shop!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: artbrooks
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 11:29 AM

Oh Santa...I've been good...well, at least according to some definitions...subject to interpretation.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Dave'sWife's Santa's Crack Research Elf
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 11:35 AM

Well, my dear, I have begun Santa's research for him, and I must say that you do not make it especially easy!

You seem to have quite a history with the Secret Santa programme: late every year to sign up (perhaps you need a calendar?), and no hints except that you like books, CDs and Violet Crumble!

Santa is thinking that you might after all want some of that violet liqueur, or perhaps some Stilton perfume. Post some hints for him, please!

Just so you know, on his Christmas visit, Santa is fond of a good veined cheese and a small glass of something warming. He does grow weary of chocolate biscuits.

Must run -- violet liqueur not locally available. Off to parts south. (From here, all parts are of course south.)

Yours,
Silenus Charm
Research Elf


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 12:05 PM

You are all very VERY bad people!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 12:20 PM

And who, pray tell, is the Secret Santa of LtS? Tony "The Man" Blair, perhaps? Prince Chuckles? Geordgie-Peordgie Bushy-Wushy?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Tabster's Secret Santa
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 12:25 PM

Oh dear, this machine will be the death of me yet.

But thank you, my dear, for making it easy on a poor old widow to get you a present.

10. do you collect anything? if so, what? nope

I'm sending you a big box of nope. I so hope that you will enjoy it. It's all I could afford this year, with the high prices and all.

Now you take care, dearie.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,CET's Personal Yuletide Secret Gift Selector
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 12:27 PM

Well now. Hello.
Nice to meet you and I am honored at the thought that I shall be selecting your Gift(s) this Year.
I have, of course, read your list, checked it twice but it gives me no idea if you have been naughty or nice so being a 'glass half full' type of Mudcatter I will assume you have been nice.

I will of course be carrying out my own investigation into your likes and dislikes so that I can be sure that your Gift brings you Yuletide Joy!
This is most likely going to be the only sane (ish) post to you on this thread. Forewarned is forearmed ~ Praemonitus praemunitus

With that said,
*"When chill November's surly blast make fields and forest bare."*
    You will place a present 'neath your tree where before there was none there!


The first of many posts from me, CET!
Until the next one then.

* This Line, of course, was borrowed from Robert Burns. The man has a way with words*


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Hawker's Secret Santa....
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 12:42 PM

I got a name! I got a Santee! And I got a plan! Well, the plan isn't set yet, but I'm planning to plan, and I'm plnning on the plan being a good plan, I just hope it all turns out like I planned!!!!

Talk to you soon!!!!!!
SS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Greg's(tephens) Garrulous Galivanting Gaghan
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 12:48 PM

Sorry, the compleat name didn't show up!

Your Silly Baba

Full name, "Greg's(tephens) Garrulous Galivanting Gaghan Baba," inserted on request. -Santa's Little Mudelf-


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Joybell's joyful bell jingler
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 01:08 PM

"Free range" when it comes to presents, eh?

And tidbits from my region, if they don't cost?

You'd better be a very good girl, or you might end up with something worse than coal -- my excess junk mail!

(off to scan your archive of posted messages, to see if I can determine more precisely what you want -- and deserve!!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Megan L
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 01:12 PM

Aw heck Santa ye dinny want tae be listenin tae such calumnys ahm guid ahm ayeweys guid - - - weel at least guid at it ;)

But its no fair tae be issuing instructions like that jist afore ma very first ever gaitherin jings santa i ayweys kent ye wur evil spoilin a lassies fun.

The plottin Meg


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Becca72
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 01:47 PM

yippy skippy! Santa's on the job already. What a lucky gal I am.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Nancy King's Elfin Pawn
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 03:02 PM

Being an elf in itself can be chancy
But I must find some gifts that would suit a King's fancy
With a Capital N, and just a little antsy,
I must get away to find gifts for my Nancy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 04:09 PM

No one has mentioned being a santa for Jacqui yet. Poor woman must be climbing the walls by now. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Severn
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 04:14 PM

And if I were a fly on the wall in Jaqui's house, I'd be fearful for my life......

"STAMPEDE!"

Throw her some ceiling wax so she can be of some use up there, Kendall! (Strings and other fancy stuff optional)......


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Jenn Brooks' Secret Santa
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 04:35 PM

No Hints Mrs Brooks ? Could mean NO prezzies .


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Joybell
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 05:23 PM

Hello Santa. Oh Goody. I've got a Santa. I've got a Santa. A bell-jingler eh? So I've got another Morris dancer? Fool-with-jingles? Lagerphone player? British Bell-ringer?
I love this game.
Hurray for Santee Clause!
Cheers and happiness,
Joy


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Anne Lister
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 06:50 PM

All I ask is that it should be the right quality of nope, which isn't always easy to find. Other than that, dear Santa, I would be happy with old newspapers, potato peelings and the odd bean or two, and although the cat would be delighted to see remnants of eel I'm a bit concerned for the postal authorities.

I'm intrigued by your Naval and royal connections, and look forward to hearing more.

Feeling suitably festive now ....


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Stilly's Silly Secret Santa
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 08:11 PM

Mmm....Maggie, dear, you didn't give me much to work with... Good thing I have connections...


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Hilda Fish's SS (fishing for more hints!)
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 08:49 PM

Hmm, this will be a challenge because you didn't give very much info your profile - but I have learned that you are a very accomplished artist - anything else you want to reveal????


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Oct 07 - 10:01 PM

Jacqui hasn't quite cornered the market on Secret Santa giddiness--there's still some to go around in the rest of the Mudcat world! :)   

Connections, eh? Do tell!

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Hawker
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 04:51 AM

Oooh! I got a santa !
A bit of a planner eh? Family planning not required - that is all sorted thanks!
Other than that plan away I love surprises!
PS: Never had to worry anout being naughty, as coal is always gratefully received, we own a steam engine! LOL.
Cheers Lucy


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,JennyO's Secret Secret Santa 2007
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 05:11 AM

Ho Ho Ho
I detect the pulling of legs! Secret Secret Santa of Jenny O checking in to say my elves have been watching you my antipodean friend!
Sadly I am not and have never been big down under! Have been noted for being of moderate size up top, though!
I am never one to blow my own penny whistle but I do have several strings to my bow and am sure I can seek out just the right gift for you.
I do not have a tumble drier so the only lint I own is under the bed - known in these parts as Beggars Velvet! and in my belly buton, of course!
Keep guessing........
JO'sSSS07


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,Danish Bente's Overjoyed Secret Santa
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 05:14 AM

Yoo hooo, Bente!! Have you been a good girl this year?

All those pints of guinness in Portaferry say otherwise.

Da BOSS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 05:19 AM

I love this bit!!!

I don't have a Santa, I get my pleasure from just providing a service and watching you all squirm!

SECSY
LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Megan L
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 05:20 AM

Evil you are lassie


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: bfdk
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 05:42 AM

Yaheeeeeeeee, I've got a Santa :o))

Guiness, moi?? Santa dearie, you must be confusing me with that Liz the Squeak or Gizmo or summat.. I've been a good girl all year, honest.. I didn't drink Guiness, and I didn't fondle that Sparkles, either. I swear!!

Respectfully yours,

Bente
*trundles back to work, trying to look efficient


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,One who Knows
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 05:44 AM

MeganL, you best be watching what ye say about oor Lizzie, ye could end up wi' a skelpin!

OWK


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: Megan L
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 05:49 AM

The only wan roon here gettin a skelpin wid be you. But then i hae a growin suspicion i might hae done that already .

P.S. ye missed oot the first letter it should hae read GOWK :p


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: GUEST,One who Knows
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 06:02 AM

Ye think ye've skelped me? Think agin lassie. Ye'll be gettin the lump o' coal any day noo.

OWK


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Messages '07
From: bfdk
Date: 03 Oct 07 - 06:15 AM

*gets out a bowl of nice, freshly made popcorn and a large, comfy cushion. Climbs onto the fence to get a good view of the fracas. "Santa, dear, there's room for you up here, come and have some popcorn (and let me see who you are).."


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