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Georgiansilver 14 Jul 07 - 07:02 AM
JennyO 14 Jul 07 - 06:30 AM
autolycus 14 Jul 07 - 05:52 AM
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gnu 13 Jul 07 - 07:29 PM
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Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Jul 07 - 07:02 AM

IN DEEP

































































































































SPACE!


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From: JennyO
Date: 14 Jul 07 - 06:30 AM

But









































the beginning is







































































further away..........


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From: autolycus
Date: 14 Jul 07 - 05:52 AM

Oddly, the end is no nearer.



























   than it was.




       Ivor


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From: JennyO
Date: 14 Jul 07 - 05:02 AM

I had a friend who was divorced and had had a number of 'interesting' relationships with men she had met, including one she had been involved with for a couple of years, and who had been helping her renovate her house. He rang one day to say he just had to 'jump in the shower' and then he'd be over - and she never heard from him again.

She decided to write a book based on her assorted bizarre experiences, and was going to call it "Love in the Middle Ages".

I haven't seen her for a while, so I don't know if she ever wrote it.


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From: gnu
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 07:29 PM

Yup... still taxing though, innit?


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 07:27 PM

Surely middle age is the bit between birth and death? ie the bit between no age and no age........


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From: Severn
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 05:03 PM

Well, there are no Old Whippersnappers and no Young Fogeys. Maybe true Middle Age
is the nebulous area between Whippersnapperdom and Fogeyhood.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 04:23 PM

Is it dragging again??


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From: gnu
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 03:51 PM

Who's takin up the rear?


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From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 03:21 PM

Yes, I quite agree. Good point.


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From: ced2
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 02:47 PM

*:!!&% "**: !!


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From: John Hardly
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 01:43 PM

funny how many people in their fifties refer to themselves as
middle aged" until you ask them, "So, you figure you're going to make it past 100?"


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From: beardedbruce
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 11:36 AM

R.,

WE call it the Middle Ages. THEY called it "NOW"


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From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 11:33 AM

If it's called "The Middle Ages" does that mean they know when the end is? Same question for "Middle Aged."


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From: GUEST,Eye Lander
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 06:36 AM

I'll start that diet tomorrow!


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From: Severn
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 03:09 AM

Well, you can get your mind back out of the sewer now.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 02:54 AM

Severn...took me a reel while to cotton on to your post about sewing.


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From: Severn
Date: 13 Jul 07 - 12:17 AM

Turn the other cheek to it like a True Christian.

What are you doing giving away the end, anyhow?

It would have to be up to Peace to give away the end, which would result in......

Nah, he wouldn't just give it away like that!


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From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 10:26 PM

The end is rear.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 10:23 PM

The end is near.


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From: Severn
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 09:31 PM

Hey! I can actually say that real fast 10 times in a row without a mistake!


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From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 09:11 PM

So, Severn, sew swell seams since sewing seems suitable.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 09:10 PM

Red Buttons Skates


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From: Severn
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 08:43 PM

I hate to button to things and I hate things not to button, but a change of thread every once in a while is nesscessary to help hold things both up and together, and for other stuff as well, sew its seams, sew that every needle be taken care of, darn it all!


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From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 05:13 PM

Cogito cogito cogito, ergo cogito cogito sum, cogito.


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From: gnu
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 04:29 PM

There you go.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 03:59 PM

ROFLOL


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From: gnu
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 03:30 PM

Id ergo ego.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 02:46 PM

Id


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 02:27 PM

Is


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From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 02:23 PM

Is not.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Jul 07 - 02:12 PM

Come gather round people wherever you roam,
And admit that this odd thread, around you has grown.
And some of the posts have been quite near the bone,
But some other threads too have been fading.
So you'd better start posting or 'twill sink like a stone,
For the thread it is a changin'


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From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 10:02 PM

LITTLE ANDREW
      AIR -- "Gypsy's Warning"

Andrew was a little infant,
      And his life was two years old;
He was his parents' eldest boy,
      And he was drowned, I was told.
His parents never more can see him
      In this world of grief and pain,
And Oh! they will not forget him
      While on earth they do remain.

On one bright and pleasant morning
      His uncle thought it would be nice
To take his dear little nephew
      Down to play upon a raft,
Where he was to work upon it,
      An this little child would company be --
The raft the water rushed around it,
      Yet he the danger did not see.

This little child knew no danger --
      Its little soul was free from sin --
He was looking in the water,
      When, alas, this child fell in.
Beneath the raft the water took him,
      For the current was so strong,
And before they could rescue him
      He was drowned and was gone.

Oh! how sad were his kind parents
      When they saw their drowned child,
As they brought him from the water,
      It almost made their hearts grow wild.
Oh! how mournful was the parting
      From that little infant son.
Friends, I pray you, all take warning,
      Be careful of your little ones.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 09:21 PM

        

That night your great guns, unawares,
Shook all our coffins as we lay,
And broke the chancel window-squares,
We thought it was the Judgement-day

And sat upright. While drearisome
Arose the howl of wakened hounds:
The mouse let fall the altar-crumb,
The worm drew back into the mounds,

The glebe cow drooled. Till God cried, "No;
It's gunnery practice out at sea
Just as before you went below;
The world is as it used to be:

"All nations striving strong to make
Red war yet redder. Mad as hatters
They do no more for Christés sake
Than you who are helpless in such matters.

"That this is not the judgment-hour
For some of them's a blessed thing,
For if it were they'd have to scour
Hell's floor for so much threatening. . . .

"Ha, ha. It will be warmer when
I blow the trumpet (if indeed
I ever do; for you are men,
And rest eternal sorely need)."

So down we lay again. "I wonder,
Will the world ever saner be,"
Said one, "than when He sent us under
In our indifferent century!"

And many a skeleton shook his head.
"Instead of preaching forty year,"
My neighbour Parson Thirdly said,
"I wish I had stuck to pipes and beer."

Again the guns disturbed the hour,
Roaring their readiness to avenge,
As far inland as Stourton Tower,
And Camelot, and starlit Stonehenge.


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From: cookster
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 08:03 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha hhahaahahahahahahaha That was a good joke.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 07:54 PM

So this guy is out in a boat in the bay (it doesn't matter which bay) and this floating thing comes by with writing all over it. The guy can't read the writing but is very curious as to what the writing says.

Knowing just how to solve this, he hauls the floating thing into the boat and goes to shore. He picks the thing up under his arm and walks up the dock and into town. There he finds what he's looking for. On a little side street is a smalls shop with a sign outside that says:

Read Here -- Bouy


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From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 06:52 PM

Have you seen Amanda Jane, in the hills of Shiloh?


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From: Severn
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 06:46 PM

I thought Werner Von Brains was dead. Who's the Co-Star?


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From: John Hardly
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 01:05 PM

Does the Star Of Counting Down work at NASA?


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From: John Hardly
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 01:04 PM

Did the man who shot Liberty's Valence ever replace it with full-length curtains?


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From: John Hardly
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 12:44 PM

...wait...

...I already did this one, didn't I?


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From: John Hardly
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 12:43 PM

wa-HOO!! 400!!


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 11:32 AM

If you have a gun, why would you need to hide from a blind person?


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From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 11:04 AM

Elsewhere. WAY elsewhere.


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From: gnu
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 10:13 AM

Where DO you hide from a blind person with a gun?


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From: JennyO
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 08:59 AM

Eeeeeeeeuuuuuggghhhhhhh!


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From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 08:41 AM

Since he didn't seem to wash often, was Blind Pugh's pew pew from Blind Pugh's poo?


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From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 05:38 AM

"I guess if you weighed more than 196 lbs. they didn't hang you."


Another reason NOT to lose weight!


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 04:25 AM

Should have been called a 'blackhead' shouldn't it?


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From: JennyO
Date: 11 Jul 07 - 04:10 AM

Blind Pugh whugh?


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