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gnu 08 Jul 07 - 08:06 PM
bobad 08 Jul 07 - 08:18 PM
cookster 08 Jul 07 - 10:06 PM
Severn 08 Jul 07 - 10:33 PM
frogprince 08 Jul 07 - 11:41 PM
Peace 09 Jul 07 - 12:35 AM
Peace 09 Jul 07 - 12:39 AM
JennyO 09 Jul 07 - 02:18 AM
Georgiansilver 09 Jul 07 - 02:39 AM
JennyO 09 Jul 07 - 03:16 AM
Georgiansilver 09 Jul 07 - 05:00 AM
Rapparee 09 Jul 07 - 09:13 AM
gnu 09 Jul 07 - 09:49 AM
John Hardly 09 Jul 07 - 10:34 AM
John Hardly 09 Jul 07 - 10:35 AM
Georgiansilver 09 Jul 07 - 11:11 AM
JennyO 09 Jul 07 - 11:12 AM
Rapparee 09 Jul 07 - 12:36 PM
gnu 09 Jul 07 - 12:57 PM
John Hardly 09 Jul 07 - 12:59 PM
Georgiansilver 09 Jul 07 - 01:02 PM
gnu 09 Jul 07 - 02:41 PM
Rapparee 09 Jul 07 - 03:13 PM
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Subject: RE: .
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jul 07 - 08:06 PM

Yeeeees by'.

Seems to be far much too much sense being made here lately, what with FACTS being thrown about and all.

Recall the very first post and be true: "If you have something to say that is of no worth or value, please post it here."


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From: bobad
Date: 08 Jul 07 - 08:18 PM

"The moons not yellow, it's chicken." BD


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From: cookster
Date: 08 Jul 07 - 10:06 PM

The moon,s not made of rock, it's made of cheese.


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From: Severn
Date: 08 Jul 07 - 10:33 PM

Yes, but some of my "facts" were only Historectomy, that is to say, History once removed. That still counts, hunh?

Or maybe it was re-sent passed history. Whatever, the facts didn't get in the way, I hope.

However, newspapers DO make money on such stuff, and that IS value...


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From: frogprince
Date: 08 Jul 07 - 11:41 PM

Why a duck?


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From: Peace
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 12:35 AM

Because . . . .


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From: Peace
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 12:39 AM

Y'all be doin' right good keeping this useless thread goin'! See you down the line.


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From: JennyO
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 02:18 AM

What's the difference between half a hen?


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 02:39 AM

neither, it's both different anyway!


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From: JennyO
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 03:16 AM

No....




One of its legs is both the same.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 05:00 AM

I love fowl jokes


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From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 09:13 AM

Did you know?


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From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 09:49 AM

Nope. I had no idea.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 10:34 AM

wa-HOO!! ...300!!!


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From: John Hardly
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 10:35 AM

^
^
^
premature ejaculation.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 11:11 AM

come again?


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From: JennyO
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 11:12 AM

You can say that again.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 12:36 PM

Ah, a midsummer night's dream.


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From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 12:57 PM

Ah, there's the rub.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 12:59 PM

ber bisquit.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 01:02 PM

I enjoy a good digestive biscuit myself, how about you?


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From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 02:41 PM

The crux of the biscuit is the '.

Zappa


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From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 03:13 PM

I used a Zappa when I smoked.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 04:06 PM

How did you smoke without actually catching fire?


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From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 04:15 PM

Judicious use of cone 3 firing.


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From: Severn
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 04:26 PM

Henceforth, half a hen will be known as "twice Hensfourth"

And 'alf an' 'en will be known as 'ardly 'enything.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 04:38 PM

This thread could sure use some sex to sell it.


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From: Severn
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 05:24 PM

SECTS to sell it? With appropriate ad slogans,

as in:


"Shaker All Night Long"?

"The Quakers Are Feeling Their Oats"?

"Do They Wear Anything Beneath Their Cults"?

"Synods Its Evil Head In Favor"?

"Not-So-Plain Jains"

"Shake, Shake, Shake! Shake Yer Buddah!"?




You folks can supply the graphics for the ads......


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Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 05:31 PM

Or even,

"How Many Mennonite Can One Girl Go Through?"


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From: Severn
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 05:44 PM

If 'alf of an 'en swells up th the size of an 'ole one, then all's well that 'ens swell?


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From: autolycus
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 06:07 PM

The 'en''' ?????


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 06:26 PM

What an 'en'dearing thread


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From: John Hardly
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 06:31 PM

Too bad it can't become an 'en'ding thread.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 06:32 PM

damn


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From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 07:32 PM

Severn! Contain yourself.

That oughta keep him punning for while. :-)


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From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 08:53 PM

Lord don't you take my my my myyyyy whiskey, rock and roll. That's what I am.

w


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From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 09:20 PM

Forty million bottles of beer on the wall,
Forty million bottles of beer....


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From: John Hardly
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 09:21 PM

Let me get this straight...

...you are rock and roll? ...at the same time?

What keeps your whiskey from spilling?


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From: Joe_F
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 10:20 PM

I can state with complete confidence that I'll never amount to anything.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 10:29 PM

I can state with complete confidence that I agree completely.


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From: Bert
Date: 09 Jul 07 - 10:46 PM

If a herring and a half costs three ha'pence, how much does a dozen cost?


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From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 10 Jul 07 - 12:26 AM

The grass is always greener than its weakest link.


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From: JennyO
Date: 10 Jul 07 - 12:38 AM

Why is a duck when it spins?


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Jul 07 - 02:25 AM

Bert..the answer surely is a 'Bob'


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From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 07 - 09:08 AM

Why would I want half a herring? I want to hear about half a herring and why I should want one-half a herring instead of a whole herring. A whole herring I could eat while sipping cherry herring, but a half herring wouldn't make me happy.


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From: gnu
Date: 10 Jul 07 - 10:05 AM

Well, I suppose some may be hard of herring.


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From: JennyO
Date: 10 Jul 07 - 10:08 AM

What? What?

Speak up!


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Jul 07 - 11:32 AM

Something fishy going on here! Best not to carp on about it I suppose.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 07 - 11:32 AM

One boulder? Or two?


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From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 07 - 12:22 PM

One or two? One or two?


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