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Severn 30 Jul 07 - 04:32 PM
Rapparee 30 Jul 07 - 04:13 PM
Georgiansilver 30 Jul 07 - 03:58 PM
Rapparee 30 Jul 07 - 12:18 PM
John Hardly 30 Jul 07 - 11:33 AM
HouseCat 30 Jul 07 - 11:20 AM
TheSnail 30 Jul 07 - 11:14 AM
Rapparee 30 Jul 07 - 09:09 AM
John Hardly 30 Jul 07 - 05:38 AM
autolycus 30 Jul 07 - 03:34 AM
Rapparee 29 Jul 07 - 08:01 PM
TheSnail 29 Jul 07 - 07:51 PM
gnu 29 Jul 07 - 06:03 PM
autolycus 29 Jul 07 - 05:29 PM
Georgiansilver 29 Jul 07 - 04:45 PM
cookster 29 Jul 07 - 01:59 PM
JennyO 29 Jul 07 - 01:15 PM
gnu 29 Jul 07 - 01:02 PM
Severn 29 Jul 07 - 12:29 PM
Severn 29 Jul 07 - 12:22 PM
JennyO 29 Jul 07 - 12:16 PM
Georgiansilver 29 Jul 07 - 10:59 AM
Severn 29 Jul 07 - 08:35 AM
Georgiansilver 29 Jul 07 - 04:20 AM
Rapparee 28 Jul 07 - 10:25 PM
Georgiansilver 28 Jul 07 - 05:34 PM
gnu 28 Jul 07 - 05:24 PM
John Hardly 28 Jul 07 - 04:28 PM
Severn 28 Jul 07 - 04:26 PM
Stephen L. Rich 28 Jul 07 - 03:59 PM
Georgiansilver 28 Jul 07 - 11:56 AM
HouseCat 28 Jul 07 - 11:54 AM
Georgiansilver 28 Jul 07 - 11:51 AM
John Hardly 28 Jul 07 - 11:26 AM
HouseCat 28 Jul 07 - 11:22 AM
gnu 28 Jul 07 - 11:19 AM
John Hardly 28 Jul 07 - 11:17 AM
HouseCat 28 Jul 07 - 11:10 AM
Rapparee 28 Jul 07 - 11:03 AM
HouseCat 28 Jul 07 - 10:36 AM
Georgiansilver 28 Jul 07 - 10:28 AM
GUEST,beardedbruce 28 Jul 07 - 07:51 AM
Georgiansilver 28 Jul 07 - 07:13 AM
gnu 28 Jul 07 - 06:55 AM
Severn 28 Jul 07 - 04:50 AM
Stephen L. Rich 27 Jul 07 - 11:28 PM
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Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 04:32 PM

I had a hunch it was so, GS. And when the name Quasimodo rang a bell, I realized he was the half brother of Semimodo. Both of them kinda look like they'd been through the ringer, but if the bell laws are stricken and re-pealed, they'll be back to work before the time that they'd have to go through the changes. Just like they tolled us a thousand times before.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 04:13 PM

A quart of the best milk, two pounds of the best butter, four quarts of finely milled flour, and a piece of good chocolate the size of your head.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 03:58 PM

My mother wanted to call me Quasimodo but my dad took the hump!


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From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 12:18 PM

I had a plant once that was nearly a bonsai. It was a quasi-bonsai.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 11:33 AM

"I was told in choir that since my mishap with the door that I am no longer a soprano but an al-toe."

hmmm. And I would have suggested quasi-no-toe.


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From: HouseCat
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 11:20 AM

Said Pheobe Snow,
About to go
Upon the train to Buffalo,
"My gown stays white
From morn til night
Upon the road
Of Anthracite."

I was told in choir that since my mishap with the door that I am no longer a soprano but an al-toe.


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From: TheSnail
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 11:14 AM

Pint of best, please.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 09:09 AM

Okay, repeat after me:

Barkeep, gimme a bottle of rotgut whiskey.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 05:38 AM

I wish I were a Brit
I'd never again say "shit"
It sounds so erudite
when made to rhyme with "white"

And "fecking", so I've heard,
Is another British word
just oozing savoir-faire
To the backward Yankee ear.

Only the uncultured masses
Refer to "tits" and "asses"
The Queen sits on 'er "oss" so
that's the proper way to go.

oo oo oo I wanna be like You oo oo
I wanna walk like you, talk like you


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From: autolycus
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 03:34 AM

Somebody has to say - for peat's sake !!




    Ivor


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Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 08:01 PM

No, peat.


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From: TheSnail
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 07:51 PM

Anthracite?


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From: gnu
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 06:03 PM

Not blue enough. Try again.


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From: autolycus
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 05:29 PM

orange.




      Ivor


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Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 04:45 PM

A great thread started Brucie,
I read with all my might.
The only problem I see,
Is it's a load of.....


Can't think of anything to rhyme with might!!!


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Subject: RE: .
From: cookster
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 01:59 PM

Hah I'm a head of you.


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From: JennyO
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 01:15 PM

That's what the headhunter said - I want to get a head of you!


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From: gnu
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 01:02 PM

What's that up, a head?


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From: Severn
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 12:29 PM

Praise
The Lord! Have I reached the 700 Club?


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From: Severn
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 12:22 PM

Back in the early 70's, when we'd drive past a roadsign that said "Signal Ahead", other longhair types in the car would inevitably lift up two fingers and say, "Peace, Brother!" Kinda got old after a while, but then, so did we....

A good old yellow-and-black American "Yield Ahead" road sign might look good posted on the Tower Of London, though.

My favorite that was actually there on purpose was a sign that said "Slow Children Playing" in front of a school for retarded youth.


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From: JennyO
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 12:16 PM

Similarly - "Falling rocks don't stop".

Yeah, I knew that.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 10:59 AM

You do have to be careful how you read signs...In my youth I saw one saying "Wet Paint" and was arrested for doing so.


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From: Severn
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 08:35 AM

I play no instruments. I sing a bit, accapella.

Right now, I live accapella. The worst parts of that life can be too meaningless even for this thread. The best parts are way above and beyond it. You get some of the back roads, alleys and fringes of the middle to lower middle grounds in here. I hope I haven't disobeyed any "No Dumping" signs.

In fact, I'll tell the arresting officer that I thought the sign said, "Fine For Dumping", so I did. And will continue to do.

And I hope any Severn overflowings that might cause any damage never come from me.

Not that it all means anything, or it wouldn't be here. If it ever starts to, Joe can make any post an offer it can't refuse and send it to either Severn river bottom in cement shoes.

....But back to our regulary scheduled stuff.

I recently saw where some sort of institute for the study of Hpynotism in Silver Spring MD was having a open symposium. It would be interesting to be a fly on the wall for THAT one! It would have had the makings of a great Saturday Night Live sketch.


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Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 04:20 AM

Yes and not a Low C at the moment! Or river for that matter!


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From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 10:25 PM

I'm assuming that Severn plays an instrument, and that's where the Severn meets the C.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 05:34 PM

Severn....yes thanks to the provision of water by the Severn-Trent Water folk.


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From: gnu
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 05:24 PM

Severn, yes. But since it made no sense to most Cats, I beleive there was no real contribution to the thread. Insert emoticon here.


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Subject: RE: .
From: John Hardly
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:28 PM

No need for a toe truck. Just get a bag of Fritos. It's cheaper.


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From: Severn
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:26 PM

"Ya-a-ard Sales, in the Sunset!......"

Don't get Maine Toe Poisioning while you're out, House Cat! And remember, whatever you do, you'll always land on your feet, so be extra careful. You can hobble, but you can't hide!.....

Is the door jamb all right? How 'bout the toe jam?


And don't call the ambulance--Call the Toe Truck!

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Georgiansilver,

Did the reward amount to a "token of your S-steam"?

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gnu,

"Bledsoed"? Is that like when Drew "bledsoe" internally and went through "withdrewals"?.


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Subject: RE: .
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 03:59 PM

hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, JUMP, hop.


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Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:56 AM

O.K Hop-it mate....


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Subject: RE: .
From: HouseCat
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:54 AM

Grrrrrrrroan, GS and JH. On that note, I'm hobbling out to the garage sales.:~)


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Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:51 AM

What a great feat that would be!


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From: John Hardly
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:26 AM

"Hardly John."

Hardly, John

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Maybe you could make the toe more comfortable by putting some down under it. It might help put it back to its more aboriginal state.


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Subject: RE: .
From: HouseCat
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:22 AM

Toe is sort of "down under" because I can't move it to straighten it out...ouch ouch ouch.


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Subject: RE: .
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:19 AM

Hardly John.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:17 AM

"...my toe still hurts like the devil and has turned a lovely shade of aubergine."

Probably like a Tasmanian Devil, the toe being, "down under" much like your lovely shade of aborigine. By the way, did you know you misspelled "aborigine"?


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Subject: RE: .
From: HouseCat
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:10 AM

Whatever I'm meant to do with it, my toe still hurts like the devil and has turned a lovely shade of aubergine.


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Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 11:03 AM

You are supposed to kick OUT the jambs.


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Subject: RE: .
From: HouseCat
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 10:36 AM

I kicked the door jamb in the dark last night getting up to go to the bathroom and I think I broke my pinkie toe.


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Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 10:28 AM

I gave myself to them in fine style....for a couple of hours.


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From: GUEST,beardedbruce
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 07:51 AM

Then they should be rewarded!


What have you done for THEM lately?


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Subject: RE: .
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 07:13 AM

The gym. sauna and steamroom were good today!


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From: gnu
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 06:55 AM

Severn, my dear man. That would have made sense. Tsk. Tsk.

Anyway, I really don't think he'll last. I mean, if you scramble on most downs, you are gonna get hit a lot of them. Eventually, he's gonna get Bledsoed. Kung powed?


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Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:50 AM

Are you kidding, Steven? The little vixen LOVES her Vick's fix to cure the Sicks!


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Subject: RE: .
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 11:28 PM

Have you been rubbing Vapo again? You know how she hates that!

Stephen Lee


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Subject: RE: .
From: Severn
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 05:35 PM

Wrong Old Vic you're keeping Company with, gnu. Or do we have Traders in our midst? If so, then Michael may be on the block.

Someone else can throw in a Vapo Rub reference. I'm too tired.....


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Subject: RE: .
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 04:39 PM

More beer, here!

Stephen Lee


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Subject: RE: .
From: gnu
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 03:52 PM

Well, a Pina Colada, of course. Owwwooooooo.


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Subject: RE: .
From: GUEST,Unflavored
Date: 27 Jul 07 - 03:18 PM

I'm sending out to Michael Vick's for Chinese. Anyone else want to put in an order?


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