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autolycus 19 Jul 07 - 01:44 AM
autolycus 19 Jul 07 - 01:45 AM
Peace 19 Jul 07 - 01:47 AM
Georgiansilver 19 Jul 07 - 02:59 AM
Georgiansilver 19 Jul 07 - 03:00 AM
Peace 19 Jul 07 - 03:01 AM
gnu 19 Jul 07 - 01:54 PM
cookster 19 Jul 07 - 02:04 PM
Rapparee 19 Jul 07 - 03:34 PM
gnu 19 Jul 07 - 03:42 PM
Georgiansilver 20 Jul 07 - 02:40 AM
Peace 20 Jul 07 - 05:27 AM
Peace 20 Jul 07 - 05:34 AM
Severn 21 Jul 07 - 09:08 PM
cookster 21 Jul 07 - 10:30 PM
Rapparee 21 Jul 07 - 11:55 PM
autolycus 22 Jul 07 - 05:54 AM
Georgiansilver 22 Jul 07 - 08:14 AM
autolycus 22 Jul 07 - 08:55 AM
Severn 22 Jul 07 - 09:09 AM
Georgiansilver 22 Jul 07 - 12:44 PM
Severn 22 Jul 07 - 01:41 PM
Stephen L. Rich 22 Jul 07 - 09:09 PM
Rapparee 22 Jul 07 - 09:15 PM
Georgiansilver 23 Jul 07 - 07:21 AM
TheSnail 23 Jul 07 - 08:01 AM
Rapparee 23 Jul 07 - 09:13 AM
Georgiansilver 23 Jul 07 - 10:34 AM
bobad 23 Jul 07 - 07:25 PM
Peace 23 Jul 07 - 07:30 PM
bobad 23 Jul 07 - 07:41 PM
Peace 23 Jul 07 - 07:43 PM
John Hardly 23 Jul 07 - 09:14 PM
Rapparee 23 Jul 07 - 09:38 PM
Peace 23 Jul 07 - 11:55 PM
gnu 24 Jul 07 - 09:22 AM
Rapparee 24 Jul 07 - 09:39 AM
beardedbruce 24 Jul 07 - 09:55 AM
John Hardly 24 Jul 07 - 10:21 AM
gnu 24 Jul 07 - 10:26 AM
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Georgiansilver 24 Jul 07 - 11:29 AM
Rapparee 24 Jul 07 - 11:37 AM
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Subject: RE: .
From: autolycus
Date: 19 Jul 07 - 01:44 AM

BTW,...............





       Ivor


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From: autolycus
Date: 19 Jul 07 - 01:45 AM

NALOPKT






    Ivor


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From: Peace
Date: 19 Jul 07 - 01:47 AM

You're right about that! But know WHAT? (Just proves it's true, huh?)


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Jul 07 - 02:59 AM

600


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Jul 07 - 03:00 AM

Not really but did you check?


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From: Peace
Date: 19 Jul 07 - 03:01 AM

Yeah.


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From: gnu
Date: 19 Jul 07 - 01:54 PM

No.


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From: cookster
Date: 19 Jul 07 - 02:04 PM

Huh uh.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jul 07 - 03:34 PM

Wolf pee! I say, wolf pee!


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From: gnu
Date: 19 Jul 07 - 03:42 PM

Say, Rap... ever see the movie "Never Cry Wolf"? It is among my all time favourites. There are some scenes that require a bit of inside knowledge, but, pound for pound, a classic.

Inside knowledge.... like, where Rosie shuts of the fuel line in the plane to scare the young fellah... hilarious!

Renting the video is a "good idea".


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 20 Jul 07 - 02:40 AM

Went to see Banda Celtamericana (from Chile) last night..excellent performances.......oops this is BS section!!!!


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From: Peace
Date: 20 Jul 07 - 05:27 AM

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"
The tower responded, "Who is calling?"
The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"
The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon."


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From: Peace
Date: 20 Jul 07 - 05:34 AM

A TOUGH U.S. Marine sergeant got word that the father of one of his men had passed away. At roll call he snapped: "Hey, Smith, your father died!" The Marine fainted on the spot. A week later the sister of another Marine died, and the sergeant once again called his men together. "Jones," he yelled out, "your sister died last night!" The Marine burst into tears.
   Finally, word got back to the general about the sergeant's insensitivity, and he was called on the carpet and told to be less direct and gruff when one of his men suffered a tragedy. A week later the sergeant was notified that Private Miller had just lost his mother. Remembering what the general had said, he lined up his troop and ordered: "Everyone whose mother is alive, please take one step forward - NOT SO FAST, MILLER!"


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From: Severn
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 09:08 PM

Back in line, Private Peace! Your thread's survived and is back from the grave!

I was a passenger in a car that was pulled over in Washington DC once by an OFFICER whose last name was Peace. Officer Peace, the Peace Officer. Said so right on his badge. I wasn't going to push it and ask him if his first name was Warren, lest he'd issue a Warren for my arrest.

He'd seen the damnfool driver passing around a newly-opened wine bottle and drinking from it at a stop light. He took the three of us to a Police Station and then let us go to walk back to the car to "sober up". We finally got to the club just in time to see Tom Rush. I never found out who the opening act was.......

We'd not gotten to drink much, so he was still at the point of being an Officer, rather than an Ossifer, and he WAS a gentleman, as befits a Man Of Peace, even one who carries a piece.


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From: cookster
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 10:30 PM

Drop and give me 20 private!!!


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From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jul 07 - 11:55 PM

Harry fights Moldy Voldy and is half-mindkilled. Being thus qualified he joins the US Marines, rises to the rank of Gunnery Sergeant, and retires after 40 years active service.


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From: autolycus
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 05:54 AM

Going back to the thread's raison d'etre, here's something of no value.



    The war on terrorism will continue endlessly until the causes of terrorism in the first place are discovered and addressed by those in charge.


    I THINK writing the above has no value.






       Ivor


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 08:14 AM

I THINK...I THINK writing the above has no value..has no value! What do you think or don't you think thinking about thinking is worth thinking about?


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From: autolycus
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 08:55 AM

Haven't given it much thought.




Aaaaaaaaaaaas usual.



      Ivor


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From: Severn
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 09:09 AM

How can we find the source of Tearer-ism when the English, after all these years haven't even identified the source of Ripper-ism? They still don't know Jack.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 12:44 PM

Tearerism...mmmm don't know enough about Cry-baby-Bunting to make a comment really!


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From: Severn
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 01:41 PM

.....Not to mention finding out the true identity of the distaff side of that coin, that notorious female strangler,

SUFFOLK KATE


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From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 09:09 PM

...or who put the "Ram" in the ramalamadingdong...

Stephen Lee


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From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 09:15 PM

Queen Elanor was a sick woman
And afraid that she would die
When she sent for two friars of France
To come to her speedily.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 07:21 AM

The friars fried her bacon and eggs,
She ate with vim and vigour.
Not knowing that this tasty food,
Would ruin her shapely figure.


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From: TheSnail
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 08:01 AM

OH MY GOD!!!!!

Georgiansilver is Walkaboutverse!


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From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 09:13 AM

I have the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Universe...and a brand new towel.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 10:34 AM

Forgive my ignorance please but what or who is walkaboutverse?   sounds like a travelling poet
Best wishes, Mike.


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From: bobad
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 07:25 PM

Walkaboutverse


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Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 07:30 PM

Look, no offense, but if you guys are gonna start with serious meaningful posts, PLEASE start your own thread and don't hijack this one.


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Subject: RE: .
From: bobad
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 07:41 PM

Oops, sorry - but if you look carefully you will see that I left out a letter in my post - that surely diminishes it's meaningfulness.

Oh no, there I go again being serious - disregard this post.


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From: Peace
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 07:43 PM

Oh. That's OK then.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 09:14 PM

I've been gone for a week and I just noticed that this thread is still going. I wonder what I could do to make it go away? I've tried posting to it several times and that doesn't seem to help.

Now someone is trying to put serious content in it. That should be a capital offense. Stop that.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 09:38 PM

Do you know what happens if you click on "Lyrics and Knowledge" instead of "Post To This Thread"?


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Subject: RE: .
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jul 07 - 11:55 PM

Listen to Rapaire. Then come back and tell us what happened.


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From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 09:22 AM

Yeah! Could we please centralize this discussion on nothing?


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From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 09:39 AM

Nothing. Well, isn't that something? Nothing. Well, I swan!


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From: beardedbruce
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 09:55 AM

Since you can't prove a negative, how do you know when you have a vacuum?


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From: John Hardly
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 10:21 AM

ask Kirby.


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From: gnu
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 10:26 AM

Sucks, eh?


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From: Alec
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 10:59 AM

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect,but actually,from a non-linear,non-subjective viewpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff"
Thus claimed The Doctor in Doctor Who.
My contribution of no worth or value is that I think he may be on to something with that one.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 11:29 AM

So many worthy people making worthless interjections makes it all worthwhile!


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From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 11:37 AM

Away unto the West'ard
There's a place a man can go
Where the plumbing's always indoors
And you don't freeze in the snow.

And I'll haul up my pants
Where your stream freezes solid
Bide away the days
Waiting for some warmer days.


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From: beardedbruce
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 11:40 AM

Georgiansilver,


Shouldn't that have been:

So very many worthy people making so very many worthless interjections makes it all so very worthwhile!

?


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Subject: RE: .
From: autolycus
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 02:30 PM

'Centralise this on nothing'

   Well, ok, - um - you see, whatever, you see, I mean, he came in and, y'know, whatever, and then, Gooooooooooooood, i mean, y'know, he actually, and theeeeeeeeeeeeen sheeeeeeeeee did the saaaaaaaaamme , y'know, so I, y'know, if the papers, well anyway, innit, or , innit?, so anyway, theeeeen sheeeeee, a different sheeee, came out with, y'know, just absolutely whatever, grrrrrrrrrrr, I could have..., but her father, y'know, he did, he actually did, can. You . Believe. It.

So anyway, theeeeeeeen, the mouse, you know, it, well, anyway, later on, after I'd finished my tea, the man arrived, and, y'know, whateeeeeeeeeever. Or. So. I. Thought.

but whadda I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I know?


















   and evrything.




    Ivor


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Subject: RE: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 03:50 PM

The square root of negative zero.


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From: beardedbruce
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 03:52 PM

"The square root of negative zero."

1. Zero is neither negative nor positive.
2. the square root of zero is zero.

Next you want to use noon in the afternoon or midnight in the morning, I guess.


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From: Pseudolus
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 03:56 PM

So is negative midnight evening?


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From: beardedbruce
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 04:07 PM

No.


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From: autolycus
Date: 24 Jul 07 - 04:09 PM

That IS a tough one.

   mushroom, I suppose.

   Whatever.





       Ivor


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