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John Hardly 04 Mar 08 - 12:24 PM
Amos 04 Mar 08 - 11:53 AM
The PA 04 Mar 08 - 11:46 AM
autolycus 04 Mar 08 - 11:42 AM
Georgiansilver 04 Mar 08 - 05:58 AM
polaitaly 04 Mar 08 - 05:12 AM
autolycus 04 Mar 08 - 01:39 AM
Peace 03 Mar 08 - 08:33 PM
John Hardly 03 Mar 08 - 08:30 PM
Peace 03 Mar 08 - 08:27 PM
John Hardly 03 Mar 08 - 07:36 PM
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Peace 03 Mar 08 - 07:23 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Mar 08 - 07:19 PM
Peace 03 Mar 08 - 07:12 PM
Severn 03 Mar 08 - 07:02 PM
skipy 03 Mar 08 - 06:18 PM
John Hardly 03 Mar 08 - 06:15 PM
Georgiansilver 03 Aug 07 - 03:19 AM
Georgiansilver 03 Aug 07 - 03:18 AM
Severn 02 Aug 07 - 07:50 PM
Georgiansilver 02 Aug 07 - 10:07 AM
gnu 02 Aug 07 - 07:09 AM
beardedbruce 02 Aug 07 - 06:58 AM
Stephen L. Rich 02 Aug 07 - 06:57 AM
Georgiansilver 01 Aug 07 - 10:36 AM
Rapparee 01 Aug 07 - 09:20 AM
John Hardly 01 Aug 07 - 06:49 AM
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TheSnail 01 Aug 07 - 05:29 AM
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Subject: RE: .
From: John Hardly
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 12:24 PM

Glad you see it my way.


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From: Amos
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 11:53 AM

I like John's sense of aqueous.


A


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From: The PA
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 11:46 AM

then


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From: autolycus
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 11:42 AM

Neither polaitaly nor I said 'that'. We both said 'this'. Do keep up, georgian.

Ivor


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 05:58 AM

Who said that?


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From: polaitaly
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 05:12 AM

I never said this....

paola


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From: autolycus
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 01:39 AM

I may say this again.


Ivor


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From: Peace
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 08:33 PM

LOL


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From: John Hardly
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 08:30 PM

P-P-P-P-P-P-Peggy Sue me.


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From: Peace
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 08:27 PM

Your name is NOT Sue.

Gibberish? Gibberish you say? Well, back to you I say, and I'm only gonna say this once:


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From: John Hardly
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:36 PM

I typo-ed "aqueous". So sue me.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:35 PM

"I don't want to see any more abuse of MOAB after this run! There's content over there."

There's content in a pig's eye. Aquous Humor. Better humor than here.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:33 PM

Peace,

Are you typing before you post? ...because your last two posts just come up blank. Nothing on 'em. Not even the usual gibberish. Just nothing.


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From: Peace
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:23 PM

Oh yeah? YEAH?


OK then. I'm gonna say this once:


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From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:19 PM

I just noticed this thread again. Amazing. I don't want to see any more abuse of MOAB after this run! There's content over there.


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From: Peace
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:12 PM

I will say this once:


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From: Severn
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:02 PM

A little Dye-Us-Eggs-Mockina just in time for Easter!

Out of the dumpster and back to re-nude life! Thanks, Skipy!


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From: skipy
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 06:18 PM

Nope!
Skipy


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From: John Hardly
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 06:15 PM

won't this thread ever die?


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 03:19 AM

Of course Beethoven has been dead these many years..I wonder if he is still de-composing?


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 03:18 AM

ROFLOL


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From: Severn
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 07:50 PM

As befits a man universally viewed as one of the currently great decomposers of our time. I don't think he's on anyone's Shit Liszt.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 10:07 AM

The answer to the serious question....LOL was Beethovens' last movement


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From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 07:09 AM

This thread is in the toilet. If it stays there, I hope it does get flushed.


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From: beardedbruce
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 06:58 AM

if pianos have stools, shouldn't they wear diapers?


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From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 06:57 AM

Lies on or lies to?


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 10:36 AM

What's brown and steamy and lies on a piano stool?


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From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 09:20 AM

One of my favorite composers is Luthwig von Beathaven. He kept time like a metronome by smashing stringed instruments.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 06:49 AM

"Boys…" Mr Wampler the troop leader addressed the young scouts that sat in a semi-circle at his feet, "…the easiest and most accurate way to tell the age of a guitar is to carefully count the growth rings apparent in the spruce top. If you'll notice, as with any wood, the top of the guitar will carry with it the exact age of the guitar by simply counting the stripes of grain…"

From the circle of boys a hand shyly rose

"Do you have a question, Jimmy?"

Jimmy nervously replied, "Um, yes, scout leader Wampler. Wouldn't it be easier to look at the serial number and check on the internet?"

"But, Jimmy, that isn't the boy scout way, now is it?" Mr Wampler sternly replied.

"But….." Jimmy began again.

"Jimmy, do you want your luthiery merit badge or not?"


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 06:28 AM

Yeah Yeah...I'll do that one for ya....What shores?........
Like I said, the old ones are the best.
My wife's going to the West Indies!.......Jamaica?.......no she went of her own accord!
My dog's got no nose.....Well how does he smell?....Terrible!


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From: TheSnail
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 05:29 AM

I must return to those shores.


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 03:35 AM

OK 'Pepsi'....cost...bit like the old 'Piecost' joke in the sixties....and the Greek Urn(earn) in the fifties. Just updating itself again...The old ones are the best!!


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From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 10:56 PM

Depends on the size. I generally pay about a buck for 3/4ths of a liter of Pepsi.


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From: JennyO
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 09:45 PM

I saw a Jeep hit a Pepsicost.

Okay, I'll feed you your line.

What's a Pepsicost?


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From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 05:26 PM

I even saw the aluminum pass the spell-checker.


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From: TheSnail
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 05:19 PM

Sorry John, but we usually say "shit", in fact we say it quite a lot. Now, if you can just learn to spell "arse" properly....

aluminium


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 05:08 PM

Saw the poo hit the extractor? Saw the excreta hit the wind prop?
Saw the turd hit the roto-blaster?


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From: John Hardly
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 04:02 PM

or, as the Brits would say...

I saw the shite hite the fan (with the al-you-mini-um blades).


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From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 03:53 PM

I saw the shit hit the fan....


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From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 03:49 PM

I saw a Mustang hit a Falcon... horseshit and feathers everywhere.

Yeah, I know.... I saw a Jeep hit a Pepsicost.


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From: Severn
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 03:43 PM

Auk-ward HO!

Tell me if you spot any of the Great Blue Bunyan's Auks, mature, or mere babes, anywhere this side of Auksfordshire.

I recently joined the Autobahn Society and all I got back was pictures of German highways with no birds in them at all that weren't flattened. Did I do something wrong? Can I get my money back so I can be a marked man again?


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From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 02:06 PM

I just HAD to get the news from the gents to the auks.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 02:05 PM

I mounted and rode off at a trollop.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 01:47 PM

Oh my, how I love to bear witness to the blooms of the lovely trollops in Springtime!


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From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 01:33 PM

Bang bang bang went the trollip.


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From: John Hardly
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 01:11 PM

or doppled a ganger.

Does a doppleganger have a doppler effect?


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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 01:04 PM

I personally believe they dropped a clanger!


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From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 10:32 AM

That's got a familiar ring to it.


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From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 09:44 AM

True, Severn, but they both met a clapper and it was "lights out" for the boys.


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From: cookster
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 05:40 PM

Rapire repeat after Me

       Nothin' for me.


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