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BS: Things you should only do once...

Peace 05 May 07 - 02:17 PM
Becca72 05 May 07 - 02:56 PM
GUEST,Carl 05 May 07 - 08:32 PM
Tootler 05 May 07 - 08:43 PM
GUEST,Peter Woodruff 05 May 07 - 08:43 PM
Peace 05 May 07 - 08:51 PM
Alice 05 May 07 - 09:23 PM
JennyO 06 May 07 - 04:06 AM
GUEST 06 May 07 - 08:36 PM
Peace 06 May 07 - 08:42 PM
Peace 06 May 07 - 08:44 PM
GUEST 06 May 07 - 08:52 PM
Gurney 06 May 07 - 09:27 PM
bobad 06 May 07 - 10:00 PM
JennyO 06 May 07 - 11:42 PM
Peace 06 May 07 - 11:54 PM
Barry Finn 07 May 07 - 03:25 AM
Micca 07 May 07 - 04:31 AM
Sandra in Sydney 07 May 07 - 05:36 AM
Rapparee 07 May 07 - 09:35 AM
Midchuck 07 May 07 - 09:42 AM
JennyO 07 May 07 - 10:05 AM
GUEST,Carl 07 May 07 - 07:25 PM
Liz the Squeak 08 May 07 - 07:57 AM
beardedbruce 08 May 07 - 08:29 AM
Gurney 09 May 07 - 02:27 AM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 09 May 07 - 11:31 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Peace
Date: 05 May 07 - 02:17 PM

Pull the pin and let the lever go.


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Becca72
Date: 05 May 07 - 02:56 PM

When I was a freshman in high school (and thus too young to drive) I worked on the school play. My mother dropped me off at school for rehearsal(on a weeknight) and I told her I didn't know how late I would be but an older friend with a license would bring me home (someone she knew). I walked in at 10:30pm to the screams of "where the HELL have you been?". My answer was " you dropped me off, where the F*&# did you think I was?". I only did that once, I tell ya.


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: GUEST,Carl
Date: 05 May 07 - 08:32 PM

Run on an icy sidewalk with your hands in your pockets


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Tootler
Date: 05 May 07 - 08:43 PM

Absail off the bridge into How Stean Gorge.


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 05 May 07 - 08:43 PM

End The War To End All Wars!

Peter


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Peace
Date: 05 May 07 - 08:51 PM

Smoke two splifs before tuning a 12-string guitar.


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Alice
Date: 05 May 07 - 09:23 PM

Hike up to delicate arch in Arches Naitonal Park without taking any water along! (oops, that is another one not to do at all)
Some boy scouts went by me the other way and I almost stopped them when I heard the sloshing of their water canteen. Duh!


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: JennyO
Date: 06 May 07 - 04:06 AM

Trip going down steps and put out my left hand to break my fall. It took pins, plates and several operations over a couple of years to put my smashed wrist back together again with some semblance of normality. Miraculously, 5 years later, it is almost as good as new with little more than a bunch of scars to remind me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: GUEST
Date: 06 May 07 - 08:36 PM

Lick the ice inside the refrigerator freezer compartment - an experience EVERYONE should experience ONCE


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Peace
Date: 06 May 07 - 08:42 PM

In Canada we are much too intelligent to do something that foolish. We put our tongues on aluminum door handles and iron gates instead. I actually know someone who did that twice. (It wasn't me. I tried just once.) I think he's in the House of Commons now. Elected.


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Peace
Date: 06 May 07 - 08:44 PM

Oh yeah. I have read most of this thread. Hope I didn't miss a post or two.

No one has mentioned pissi/peein/urinati/passing water on an electric fence.


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: GUEST
Date: 06 May 07 - 08:52 PM

Good Point PEACE...

Not ALL electric fences carry power....so once, twice, twenty times.....and then the urethra, bladder, abdomin, brain get charged, (if it was orgasmic the queers/lesbos would be buying more than vibrators)

OUCH! ULCERATION! BURN! BRUTALITY (why are these things legal?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Gurney
Date: 06 May 07 - 09:27 PM

If you share a forkhoist with someone who handles Caustic Potash....
You WILL only once.....go for a pee without washing your hands before as well as after.

Put too much weight on a Mini roofrack. Good job I had two-wheeler experience.

Try to run a vintage car as regular transport.


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: bobad
Date: 06 May 07 - 10:00 PM

Insert your contact lenses after chopping habanero peppers.


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: JennyO
Date: 06 May 07 - 11:42 PM

I keep being reminded of other things -

Apply Deep Heat rub, not wash your hands, then absent-mindedly rub your eyes a bit later. The habanero peppers sound even worse, though!

Another one - put the kettle on the gas with the whistle not in place, then forget all about it and let it boil dry. Unfortunately I've done this more than once, but I seem to have a very forgiving kettle.

I'm surprised just how many things there are in this category. I'm sure I'll think of more....


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Peace
Date: 06 May 07 - 11:54 PM

Keep the lock de-icer in the glove compartment/box.


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From: Barry Finn
Date: 07 May 07 - 03:25 AM

Things you should only do once

DIE, I've done it a couple times so far & gotten away with it too, but I don't recommend trying it & I don't want to have to go through it again either but given the choice if I had to do it again, I'd want the same outcome.

Barry


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Micca
Date: 07 May 07 - 04:31 AM

to continue the "hand....skin" theme
apply Deep heat(sim to Bengay in USA) to husbands back, then lovingly caress his wedding tackle before washing hands,(My SiL did)


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 07 May 07 - 05:36 AM

following on from Guest, 06 May 07 - 08:36 PM "Lick the ice inside the refrigerator freezer compartment"

This is NOT a friend-of-a-friend Urban Myth, but years ago when a friend was living in tropical Darwin in north Oz, one of her friends leant into the chest freezer while topless ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 07 - 09:35 AM

Pickle hot peppers, don't wash your hands, play with the toilet paper before use.... Not me, but someone I knew.....

Decide to open a metal latch with your bare hands when your hands are sweaty damp and it's -34 F. Again, not me.

Shoot a nice, fresh cow flop with a 12-bore shotgun (yes, me). The shot buries itself in the ground, but the "results" splash in a V-shape, missing the shooter but spattering friends to his right and left and making them VERY unhappy....


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Midchuck
Date: 07 May 07 - 09:42 AM

Another one - put the kettle on the gas with the whistle not in place, then forget all about it and let it boil dry. Unfortunately I've done this more than once, but I seem to have a very forgiving kettle.

I do this about every six months to a year. I do not have a very forgiving kettle. I keep telling my wife we should get one of those electric kettles with an automatic shutoff on a thermostat, and she says, "We don't need that, just pay attention."

Usually it happens when I put the water on and then get into something on the computer. It's been Mudcat's fault more than once. I could send Max more money if I didn't keep buying new teakettles.

Peter


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: JennyO
Date: 07 May 07 - 10:05 AM

Yeah, I blame Mudcat too. Life's too short to watch kettles boil.

On the other hand, I have deliberately chosen not to have an electric jug and opt for the kettle instead. I love having a gas stove, and to me, having a kettle boiling cheerfully on it is so much nicer and home-ey. Electric jugs with automatic cut-off and all that, seem rather soul-less to my way of thinking.

It's probably because as a child we had a gas stove, but then as an adult I lived in a series of houses that always seemed to be all electric. It's only been in the last few years that I have been fortunate to be in a house with gas again.

Which reminds me - we also had an old washing machine with a wringer. That was when I found out something else I should only do once - get a little too close to the wringer when feeding in clothes. It gobbled my arm up to the elbow before I managed to release the thing. Miraculously there was very little harm done - those wringers are sorta soft, and tend to move out of the way a bit - but it gave me an awful fright!


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: GUEST,Carl
Date: 07 May 07 - 07:25 PM

Miss a spot when applying sun screen.


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 May 07 - 07:57 AM

Sunbathe naked over a rock and fall asleep face down... those cracks are used more often than you'd think.

I've NEVER sunbathed nekkid, but I know a man who has.... he's only done it the once though!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: beardedbruce
Date: 08 May 07 - 08:29 AM

better than face-UP.


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: Gurney
Date: 09 May 07 - 02:27 AM

Set fire to chili powder.
One breath will stop your lungs. I did it whilst trying to dry it out in a microwave. 3 cats hit the catdoor like a machine gun.

'Spaw did it too, I think. Once.


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Subject: RE: BS: Things you should only do once...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 09 May 07 - 11:31 PM

Yeah, that is a real good way to wake up a room fulla lazy apes too. You never seen such a ruckus in all your life.

- Chongo


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