Mudcat Café message #986839 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #61337   Message #986839
Posted By: Rapparee
19-Jul-03 - 11:56 PM
Thread Name: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
Subject: RE: BS: Stuff left out of Harry Potter
Harry took off his robes and gazed into the Mirror of Arisaid. "Oh, man," he breathed, "if only I WAS built like that!"
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"Harry," said Ron breathily, "Harry, I've wanted to tell you something for a very long time, Harry."
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"Well, for goodness sakes, Weasley," said Seamus, settling the front of his robe. "Why do you think he's called Longbottom, anyway? Neville's family name is Smith."
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His robes vanished, and with a big grin Harry plunged into the traditional Gryffyndor House Cup Orgy.
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"Huhmf!" Madame Maxime sniffed scornfully. "Not EVERYTHING about you is gigantique, 'agrid."
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"Of course Fred and George are going blind, Potter! They're Beaters, after all."
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"Now, class," said Hagrid, "I've arranged for a special treat. I think you'll enjoy this, all of ya. Today, we're studying Satyrs and Nymphs, and here they come now!"
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"It was horrible," gasped Hermione, "just horrible. I never thought...I never suspected...in the teachers' lounge...McGonigle and Dumbledore...naked...."
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Madame Pomfrey sniffed. "Yes, Potter, you have hogwarts, and I have to report it to the Ministry of Public Health. And stay away from those Slytherin girls in the future!"