Mudcat Café message #957338 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59873   Message #957338
Posted By: Gareth
21-May-03 - 08:02 PM
Thread Name: BS: Where's My Stuff?
Subject: RE: BS: Where's My Stuff?
Just remember the old story.

THe Curate was used to cycling around the Parish. One day his bicycle went missing - so he asked the Bishop what to do.

Ah ! said the Bishop, Preach on the 10 commandments next Sunday, and see if the Thief has a concience.

Come the Monday the Bishop telephoned the Curate, did you get you bike back ??

Yes said the Curate, when I got to "Thou shall not comit Adultary", I remembered where I'd left it.

Boom Boom