Mudcat Café message #880502 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #56323   Message #880502
Posted By: DADGBE
02-Feb-03 - 01:42 AM
Thread Name: Worst Country Western Title
Subject: RE: BS: Worst Country Western Title
Those of you who read New York Magazine know that at the back of most issues is a competition in which readers are given a situation and asked to wisecrack. A recent one invited readers to invent titles for country songs. Here are some favorites:

I'm Proud to Be an Okie Singin' Karaoke

Some Assembly Is Required for the Pieces of My Heart

I'm Sending No More E-mail to My Female

I Only Miss You on a Day That Ends in Why

She Walked with Her Hair Held High

I Sent You My Love Priority Overnight but All I Got from You Was Second-day Air

Broken Down by Age and Sex

Ain't No Trash Been in My Trailer Since the Night I Threw You Out

I'll Take 'Heartbreak' for $500, Alex, Please

You Want to Get Hitched, but My Heart Is Filled with Whoa

Baked My Sweetie a Pie but He Left with a Tart

The Peach I Picked in Georgia Didn't Cling to Me for Long

I've Got a Rambler in My Driveway and a Rover in My Bed

Whacked Between the Eyes with the Two-by-Four of Love

Her Coffee's So Bad, I Got Grounds for Divorce