Mudcat Café message #875074 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #56023   Message #875074
Posted By: harvey andrews
26-Jan-03 - 06:38 AM
Thread Name: PEL Robb Johnson on R3, 1215h, 26/1.
Subject: RE: PEL Robb Johnson on R3, 1215h, 26/1.
Nice one Robb, I shall be listening!
Herewith my own rhyming thoughts;

"So, what did you do?" one of them asked
There were six of us locked in a cell.
"I sang a song in a pub," I said
"Didn't know they'd not paid for a PEL."
"You bastard!" they cried, as they all backed away
The burglar said "You should swing!"
The rapist just sneered,
The pimp spat and jeered
"Put him in 'high security' wing.
They'll make sure the low-life won't sing!."