Mudcat Café message #82307 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11106   Message #82307
Posted By: manylodges (inactive)
28-May-99 - 12:47 AM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
catspaw49 How do you know when an elephant is having a period? When you wake up in the morning and find a quarter on your dresser and your matress is missing.

A lady has a parrot she purchaced from an adopt a pet program. She puts the parrot on a beutiful perch in her bedroom. when she starts to take her top off, the parrot straiten up. when she removes her braw, the parrot says "nice boobs" she grabs the parrot and takes him down stairs and puts him in the freezer for couple of minnets. she then takes him back upstairs and says "now, we'll have no more of that kind of talk." She then unzipps her skirt, and the parrot strains up. When she removes her panties the parrot says " nice a**" She grabs the parrot and heads down stairs and puts him back in the freezer for a full ten minnits. Whe she opens the door to the freezer, the parrot is covered in frost and shivering. She says "now do you have anything to say for yourself." He says " yea, what did this turkey do ask you for a blow job."