Mudcat Café message #821378 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #52030   Message #821378
Posted By: GUEST,B.L.O.B. sub again
08-Nov-02 - 09:00 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 90
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 90
To Nadja Chick: a B.L.O.B for:

Go fly now from the ledge, Bird,
...Er, across the ground.
I'm really not your type, Bird,
Ain't got no feather-down.
At first I thought you were a man
With a big, bare, hairy chest
And dark brown eagle eyes that seemed
To pierce me to my breast,
But then I saw those knees, and I cried "Fowl!

To Genie ien B.L.O.B for:

"Oh, mein Gott!" cried Fraulein Helga!
"Was ist peekin' in mein Haus?
Ist ein Herr mit kein Schirtz on?
Ist ein Flascher? Ist ein Louse?!"

To Mousethief goes ablob for his disclaimer:

Lady I'm no honcho
Lady I'm an Emu
Tho' I look just like a naked German
Lady I'm no honcho
Lady I'm an Emu

And to SharonA a big B.L.O.B for:

With little thick brain
And feather-filled bum
Neck that can stretch
And legs that can run
An emu is comin' to town.