Mudcat Café message #81961 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11106   Message #81961
Posted By: Bri
26-May-99 - 07:40 PM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Ok, this has to be one of my all time fav. jokes...

Why do ducks have flat feet??

To stamp out burning forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet??

To stamp out burning ducks!!