Mudcat Café message #81707 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11106   Message #81707
Posted By: JZG
25-May-99 - 07:35 PM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
What's the difference between a rock?

(A: The more you polish it.)

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

(A: Biting an apple and finding half a worm.)

And what's worse than biting an apple and finding half a worm?

(A: Getting hit by a train.)