Mudcat Café message #81702 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11106   Message #81702
Posted By: Terry
25-May-99 - 07:03 PM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Mary and Annie are sipping tea at a table by the kitchen window when Mary says, "Now, will you look at that, Annie? Here comes your man up the garden path and he's carrying with him a dozen red roses."

"Oh, no!" cries Annie in despair to her friend. "You know what THAT means. He'll expect me to be lying flat on me back, with me legs spread wide apart for a WEEK!"

"Why Annie!" exclaims Mary in horror. "Don't you have a vase?"