Mudcat Café message #81699 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11106   Message #81699
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25-May-99 - 06:46 PM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Oh, that reminds me of another.

An old drunk man falls to the floor of the pub, and the barkeep tellshim he'll have to leave. He can't pull himself up so he drags himself out to the sidewalk and starts pulling himself and crawling to his home. When he gets there, he pulls himself up to his door and opens it, pulls himself in, and crawls into bed and passes out.

Next morning, his wife wakes him rather unfriendly like, and bellows "You've been at the pub again, haven't you??"

He say "how did you know that??"

She says "Well, the bar called and you forgot your wheelchair again!!!"

NOI - apologies to anyone offended.

Love, Anna