Mudcat Café message #81204 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11106   Message #81204
Posted By: danl
24-May-99 - 07:09 AM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
the below is actualy not too sick or perverse, i have been sent some very amusing but frankly rather foul emails which i MIGHT share depending on just how far this thread goes. the below is still funny though! tee hee hee

love ivy b.

>An anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or > >rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are > >exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to > >waste or is deadly at Scrabble. > > > >Dormitory Dirty Room > > > >Evangelist Evil's Agent > > > >Desperation A Rope Ends It > > > >The Morse Code Here Come Dots > > > >Slot Machines Cash Lost in 'em > > > >Animosity Is No Amity > > > >Mother-in-law Woman Hitler > > > >Snooze Alarms Alas! No More Z's > > > >Alec Guinness Genuine Class > > > >Semolina Is No Meal > > > >The Public Art Galleries Large Picture Halls, I Bet > > > >A Decimal Point I'm a Dot in Place > > > >The Earthquakes That Queer Shake > > > >Eleven plus two Twelve plus one > > > >Contradiction Accord not in it > > > > > >This one's truly amazing: > > > >To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind > >to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. > > > >And the Anagram: > > > >In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, > >Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten." > > > > > >"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." > >Neil Armstrong > > > >The Anagram: > > > >"A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! > >On to Mars!" > > > > > >And for the grand finale: > > > >The following phrase is a perfect anagram to start the impeachment > >trial: > > > >PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA > > > >It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter > >only once) into: > > > >TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

tee hee hee!