Mudcat Café message #81194 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11106   Message #81194
Posted By: Banjer
24-May-99 - 06:40 AM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
The 'Spaw is right!! All of those that feel qualified are asked to raise their right hand, place their left hand on the monitor and read the following:

I, (insert your name), do solemnly affirm that I am SICK and PROUD of it! I further attest that I will continue this practice and work hard to sharpen my skills at sickness and perversity! I will share the fruits of my labors at any opportunity and always defend my right to do so.