Mudcat Café message #80984 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11106   Message #80984
Posted By: Clarence (mawinlaw)
23-May-99 - 12:15 PM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
My all time favorite joke:

A man wants to buy a farm. A realtor takes him to a farm for sale and it is perfect in every way. The man is ready to sign the contract to purchase when a swarm of bees flies by. The purchaser says "I cannot possibly go through with the deal because I am just terrified of Bees."

The realtor replies,"These are honey bees from the next farm and will not bother you at all. However, I understand your fear and I have a proposition for you. I want you to strip naked and I will tie you to that tree out in the pasture and I will come back for you in the morning. If you have so much as one bee sting on you, I will buy the farm and deed it to you, but if there are no bee stings, we go through with the deal as written."

Well, the man sees a chance to get this beautiful farm for nothing so he screws up his courage, strips down, and lets the realtor tie him to the tree.

The next morning the realtor returns and the man is hanging against the ropes just darned near dead. The realtor shouts, "Oh my God, did the bees sting you?"

The man repllies weakly, "Never mind the bees, but doesn't that calf have a mother?"

Somehow or other, men do not seem to think this joke is as funny as women do. Hmmmmmmm. hahahahahahyukyuk.