Mudcat Café message #80964 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11106   Message #80964
Posted By: Banjer
23-May-99 - 09:14 AM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Heard about the grocery store bag boy who saw this new piece of equipment being moved into the store. It was set up near the produce department. His curiousity was getting the better of him so he asked his manager what that new device was. His manager told him it was a juce making apparatus, explaining that customers would select the fresh fruit and then take it to the machine's operator to be squeezed. The ULTIMATE in fresh squeezed fruit juices! The lad said that he would like to be the one to operate this machine. His manager had to decline his request with the explanation that 'baggers cannot be juicers'