Mudcat Café message #80934 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11106   Message #80934
Posted By: bseed(charleskratz)
23-May-99 - 03:02 AM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
This is from Art Thieme, off his CD (from memory, so not in Art's exact words).

My dog got his tail caught in a door--cut it right off. He bled to death. His ghost came back and haunted me--wanted his tail back. So I took him to a liquor store--that's where they retail spirits.

--seed