Mudcat Café message #80855 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11106   Message #80855
Posted By: Banjer
22-May-99 - 07:56 PM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
A young feller well versed in the art of real estate sales went into an office in a very rural part of the country and asked for a job. The owner of the firm told him he had no openings at the time. The fellow argued that he couldn't afford not to hire him, that he would make him a very rich man. "OK," replied the owner,"I have listed a piece of property that I have been unable to move for five years. If you can sell it within a week, you have a job for life!"

Five days went by and the young feller reappeared with a signed contract, the property, an old wooden two seater outhouse on a half acre of land had been sold!

A week went by and as the new member of the firm was driving out to see another prospective buyer he noticed two TV antennas on the outhouse he had sold last week. Curiousity got the better of him, he stopped and knocked on the door of the outhouse. Its new occupant answered the door. "Why do you have two TV antennas on this small building" The owner replied, "Oh only one of them is mine, you see I rented out the basement to another feller!"