Mudcat Café message #80802 The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #11106   Message #80802
Posted By: BK
22-May-99 - 03:08 PM
Thread Name: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
Subject: RE: Danger: Irony & Humour - Ignore this thread!
How about "aggie" jokes?

How many aggies does it take to eat an armadillo? Answer: three; one to eat the armadillo, one to watch the highway each direction.

Why don't they serve ice water at A&M anymore? The senior with a recipe finally graduated.

Aggie jokes are great because you don't have to pick on any specific racial or ethnic group; you can pick on them all equally because anybody can be an aggie nowadays, all you have to do is get admitted to Texas A&M university. No longer it is the student body almost exclusively white and male, and not all are in the cadet corps. In fact men and women of any race or religion can now be admitted to Texas A&M. They even let blondes into that school, and once they are aggies, they needn't be the victims of "blonde jokes." (have to be careful - I'm married to a blond!)

Cheers, BK