Ach du lieber, mein fraulein!! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B., dear Genie-of-the-many-tongues (oh behave, Amos!) for:

"Das Polizist detective assured me
That no prowler was found near mein Haus,
And he's sure that das Jaeger had feathers
And was prob'ly just hunting ein maus.
Still, late in das Abend, I still wonder,
Reflecting on the sight I did see,
Could that "neck" have belonged to an emu
Or was someone just glad to see me?

Love it!!

-- Áine